Chapter 11 Bear!

After a little rectification, I am full of confidence, and now, I feel that even if a bear comes in front of me, Lao Tzu can overturn it!

Ahem, but this kind of thing, just think about it, just think about it~ If my poisonous milk dies in this place where birds, it will be embarrassing~

"Roar~"

Suddenly, an extremely terrifying voice came from the forest, and many birds flew over the forest not far away, as if they were afraid of the object of the sound, and ran as far as possible.

"Isn't it?!"

I was scared and shuddered, my originally confident and smiling face quickly distorted, wrinkled, definitely not better than crying, a rush of urine came up, and I almost urinated out again, well, in fact, it's not that I don't pee, but I just peed in the water, and now I can't spill it~

I didn't dare to take a breath of air, for fear that I would hear that terrible thing, and then come and send me back to the West, not because I was intimidated in seconds, but because this thing knew that it was a big guy when I heard it, and it was definitely not a vegetarian!

The waves are not alarmed, the waves are not alarmed~

I kept silently reciting my four-character mantra in my heart, and I didn't dare to move, and the sweat on my head kept dripping down, and I was a little itchy when I scratched my skin, and I didn't know if it was hot or scared?

Just when I kept praying, don't come, don't come, I'm going to call the police if you come over again, no, if you come over again, I'm going to shout for help, and I'm not alive, my brain is a mess, and I finally remember, I will use a dagger if you come over again...... Stab myself to death, watch you eat a fart, hahaha~

Poof, poof, poof~

I don't know if my mouth was open, or if it was the horrible thing that wanted to go down to the river to cool off, but I heard the sound of bushes being forcibly squeezed away from far and near.

Plop, plop, plop~

At this moment, I felt the sound of my heart pounding on my chest very clearly, rapid and violent, as if it wanted to break through this cage trapped in my life and see the mountains and rivers of the world!

But I don't think so, I'll drop the sky, let it jump out of the old man's life! Turtle, can you stop a little?!

With the last of my strength, I hid behind a tree and watched its movements.

Rustle ~ rustle ~ plop ~ plop ~ squeak ~ squeak ~

This strange and strange melody composed of rubbed bushes, my surging heart, and the hot impatient chirping of insects kept lingering in my ears, but unfortunately I was not in the mood to feel it, I only felt that it was so noisy and noisy, and the days were like years!

Rustling~

A huge figure crashed out of the bushes about twenty meters in front of me, which was almost as tall as my shoulders, close to one meter and a half tall, messy but domineering tan hair, some round skulls were slightly cute, fluffy little ears made it look harmless to humans and animals, short and thick nose smelled east and west, I don't know what I was looking for, don't think that this thing doesn't look dangerous at all, its thick palm can hit 1,600 kilograms of terrifying power, a little land ton! You must know that the peak of boxing champion Tyson is only 500 kilograms, not to mention the small and pitiful fifty kilograms of ordinary people, this is not a level at all, my small body estimates that it can almost be returned to the factory for reimbursement if it touches it, and what is even more terrible is that although this thing is very heavy, it is not slow to run, and it is impossible to run away with my 1,000-meter failing score.

All in all, this thing is definitely a brown bear, and you can't go wrong!

I'm a beep dog too! I can't figure out how I could have come across this evil star, the undoubted top predator of the food chain!

Wait until its whole body comes out of the bushes, its body length of more than two meters makes my despair increase a little, that feeling of suffocation I estimate will never forget in my life, I drip, if I can be lucky enough to escape its big mouth, I will go back and study hard every day to unite and love to fight to win the government of the father who will be a policeman every month...... What the hell am I thinking?!

Time passed slowly, the behemoth seemed to not see me at all, under my nose to the lake, only seven or eight meters away from me, its fat palm on the more than ten centimeters long claws can be seen clearly, my mouth is very dry, the body began to disobey the call, I think I am a little dehydrated, at this time do not move, otherwise it will be over!

Puff ~ What do you want to do......

My legs couldn't support my body, and I suddenly fell down with a big sound.

Lao Tzu really has the urge to find a crooked neck tree to hang on, and he really can't stand the birds! Oh, my God! Kill me!

The big brown bear turned its skull, and when it saw me, maybe it was wondering whether the next meal would be steamed or braised in the braised one.

Suddenly, I felt like a feeling of being watched by death, my whole body was hairy, trembling, but I was scared too many times, but it didn't matter, my current physical condition was extremely difficult to even move, if it came to me, I didn't even have the ability to resist, thinking of this, I directly crooked my head, closed my eyes, listened to the bear's fate, and pretended to be dead~

God is pitiful, my heart is not thinking about life, my heart is born to death......

In human terms, there is no way to live when you want to! There's no way to die when you want to! Just ask you if you're angry, if you're angry!?

The brown bear may have just eaten enough to get up and drink saliva, and then after drinking, he hurriedly got up and went back to take a nap, and he didn't have time to care about me, and he went into the forest again, and still the birds didn't bird me.

When the sound went away, I smiled bitterly, squirmed my weak body with difficulty, and slowly moved to the water's edge, making my whole body covered with mud, no matter what kind of mud there was in the water, I swallowed a lot of water, my heart was a little numb, and I didn't feel much happy and happy for the rest of my life, but I felt small and helpless~

With a lot of emotion, the days have passed.

I slowed down, and finally took back control of the body from the hands of fear, I was really speechless, obviously took down my extremely strong body, but I couldn't even win a little bear, what a rookie dog, I decided, never to put my body in the hands of fear again, what a hama batch!

In addition, I really can't figure it out, before I came over, I saw the single snake that I didn't know how many thousands of miles away, I still dared to confront it, but today how did I see a bear blind man scared like this dog, embarrassed to death, not worthy of my title of calm at all, you know, even when I fell from the fifteenth floor that day, although I scolded, but I didn't even blink my eyes, what joy in life, and what fear in death?

I was almost scared to pee my pants just now, it's really not something that a real man can do, is it too hungry? Or are you too tired? Or maybe you're just coming to this place and can't slow down? Or is this system just messing up my braincase? But I can't figure out any of these questions, and I don't know which one of them has figured out.

In this way, a lot of time has passed, I quickly looked at the lake to see where the palm trees I put are, and then walked back along the inverted lake, the things are almost collected, and there are even some unexpected harvests, so I am very satisfied, the catastrophe will not die, there will be a blessing, I think I can definitely quickly raise the fire, and then barbecue to eat~ hehehe!

People always have to look forward, not for anything, just because people's faces are originally in front, and if you look back, you have to turn your brain~

After knowing that there is such a neighbor, I feel a little emotional, even the witty batch of me still can't make myself a little more stable, those who don't worry about food and clothing for their parents, and the needle tip is broken and someone hurts, I'm afraid they have already packed and sent it back~ Alas~ This kind of thinking about it, I hope that Miss Angel will send it back as soon as possible, if you don't wear anything when you meet someone, then Lao Tzu will not be a green carp and a donkey?!

If you meet a person who is not a person or a good young man like me, it's okay, don't live, except for me, it's not good, alas~ The most afraid is that the angel lady meets an orc, thinking of this, I suddenly want to immediately set off to find her impulse, I don't dare to imagine what people will do in this situation, and even say that some people are no longer human......

Papapa~ Lao Tzu immediately rounded his arm and greeted his face, "I've watched too many movies!" Don't you think everyone in the world is as dirty and smelly as?! Those classmates in the school and those aunts and uncles outside the school are so kind~ There are still many good people in the world! ”

Thinking of this, I exhaled softly, if the angel lady met a police uncle, it should be safe, as for why it is an uncle, not a little brother, everyone understands~

I silently comforted myself, although this place doesn't know how big it is, and I don't know if it's all on a land, too many unknowns really make me a little decadent, but, a hundred days, but at least I know that I can leave this strange ghost place as long as a hundred days, more than three months, no matter how terrifying this place is, it is a primeval forest, no matter how terrifying the animals are, at most they are jackals, tigers, leopards, bears and blind, as long as there is fire, what can these things do to me?

When I come up, all these things are scum!

Whew~ I forcibly poured myself a wave of chicken soup, I stood up, washed the mud on my body and hands, looked at the shining sun on my brain, I shook my head, and continued to walk along the river, in the direction of home, this is the fastest way home.

Stepping on the soft fine sand of seven meters between the forest and the lake, I looked at the birds rising and falling on the surface of the lake, a little distracted, and unconsciously the sand converged, and a very dense aquatic weed appeared in front of me, and there was a faint channel hidden in the aquatic weeds, flowing into the forest.