Chapter 731: When the wedding is in progress
"Ah, there's a typo here."
Looking at the little ghost who was immersed in writing, I suddenly exclaimed.
"Where!"
The little ghost seems to have occupied more than 90% of his own report, that is to say, since he blamed me for pushing to the beautiful elf maid who didn't exist, it was a long and large, very satisfied, no, it should be said, at the beginning, it was to vent the dissatisfaction of seeing me and the little fox's **, but now he is gradually immersed in his own writing.
Therefore, when I heard me say this, I immediately panicked, and the pair of dreamy and beautiful silver eyes that claimed to be like a torch were constantly looking for them in their notes, and their vicious eyes were like the peerless courage of a housewife with decades of experience in buying vegetables, passing by every vegetable shop with an empty vegetable basket.
"Here, here, you see
Taking advantage of her panic, I took the pen and paper from the little ghost's hand very naturally, and then made a slight modification to it, changing the name of the elven maid who jumped out of which stone and added the setting of the tragic life to Alice.
"Wow wow!!"
Seeing that the most important part of my proud work has been revised, isn't it not a report to change my name in this way, but like a diary of a quirky girl who likes to record her shameful events?
"But "Damn, I actually made my pride Xiaofan, you should be enlightened, if this is the case, then I will too,"
I don't know why the little ghost that was burning brightly snatched the pen and paper from my hand, then revised it on the note, and then triumphantly pointed the contents of the second revised report into my gaze.
There's nothing new about it, it's just to imitate my modified, to change my modified Alice to another name, uh, Finney.
"Poof, this is too heavy, why does it have to be that pseudo-girl? If the dead rotten girl of Alyus had seen it, perhaps,
Well, if she sees it, the reaction is really unpredictable, on the one hand, this dead rotten girl is not a beautiful man like me at all. I can't raise interest at all, and the interest here refers to the interest of the base.,On the other hand,It's been completely mother-in-law.,The boundaries of gender are too blurred.,To be honest,I think the odds of Alius admitting that Finney is a man are not very high.,So,,
Hey, now isn't the time to go off-topic, it's not the time to think about it at all!!
I suddenly came to my senses, and hurriedly snatched the notes, and if this was the case, then I'd too, hum, as a veteran otaku, of course, I know that the same move can't be used against the enemy a second time, so I'm not going to change Finney's name this time, but I, as another protagonist, what should I change, by the way, let's change it to the hairy Hans.
That's right, it's Hans, it's not the Hans of the Hambagr team, it's just the same name, I'm talking about another man, Hans, although his name has also appeared before, but maybe many people have forgotten about it.
Gender: Male
Race: Human
Class: Barbarian
Nickname: Man
Characteristics: Large, with the advantages and disadvantages of a barbarian.
Distinctive features: The body is very large, the skin flashes with the color of a brother, the body hair is vigorous, it is said that if this person runs with his arms outstretched, the arm hair on his arms will dance in the wind, and it is said that there was once an old hen who mistook his chest hair for a chicken nest and laid an egg in it.
Personality: Likes to show off, especially proud of his elastic muscles and vigorous body hair.
Hobbies: Take off your clothes in public at bars and show off your muscles and body hair.
Create your own special move: A manly hug, hold the enemy in your arms, and suffocate them to death with your exuberant chest hair.
In short, although I haven't seen it, judging from the content of the rumors, no matter how you look at it, it looks like the kind of scary man who will sit on a park bench and half-unzip his jacket in a tight overalls and say lines like "Don't you want to make a shot" to Xiao Shou who passes by.
In a tent in the outer city of the elf, in the early morning breeze, a beautiful maid's dress was waving in the wind, and Finnie, who looked particularly sunny and beautiful, was holding out the washed clothes with a delicate smile and humming a relaxed and cute tone, and dried them one by one.
The yellow and clear bell lock on her neck, with her happy movements, made a crisp sound, and the blue sky, the breeze on her face, formed an audio-visual and tactile feast, even some elves who occasionally passed by, were stunned by this beautiful scene.
"Gollum!!"
Suddenly, Finney inexplicably shuddered, and even the wet clothes that were about to be dried in her hands fell off.
"Whew, what's going on with this chilling feeling? Could it be my cousin again, or the red-haired devil, muttering about my own ideas?! ”
Finney, who had a bad premonition in her heart, let out a helpless grief that seemed to have been appointed, picked up the soiled clothes on the ground, and went back to wash them again.
"Finney, hurry up, the wedding ceremony will start soon."
Ouna, who was still holding a spatula in her hand, beckoned to Fini.
"Wait, just come and murmur!"
Finney hurriedly hung the re-washed clothes, and in a panic, she looked like she was about to fall at any moment, and trotted in the direction of the tent.
"What are you in a daze, are you still blaming me for not letting you go to see Lord Fan? It's not me talking about you, aren't you still bullied enough by him, he's clearly a demon in mortal skin. ”
"Ou Na Goo, no" It's not like that, my cousin just likes to bully people a little bit, and there is no malice! ”
"Finney, I said you, if you continue like this, you will be sold by someone else one day."
"Murmur" goo?!! Is it difficult to say, "Could it be that Oni is going to sell Finny?!" ”
It's me! It's not me, stupid! Are you really not understanding or are you playing dumb?! Don't cry, stupid!! No wonder adults like to bully you so much, so that's the case, I want to bully you now stupid!! ”
"Fruit" Sure enough, Erna wants to sell me! I'm "I" mouth whining"
This is the daily life of this delicate young couple, and outsiders can no longer tell who is the husband and who is the wife.
"Wow"
After changing my name to Hans the Man, I read the notes from beginning to end with the little ghost's head, and I subconsciously let out an exclamation, and my stomach churned violently, but fortunately I hadn't eaten breakfast yet.
"How to describe it, I always feel that this is no longer a terrifying, disgusting feeling, should it be described as a hunting?"
The little ghost tilted his head, and his deep silver pupils said 7 Four Jewels.
"Burn it."
After a moment's pause, the little ghost and I talked in unison, and put it into action, making this short film that combines graffiti and curiosity, and threw it into the brazier.
At this time, the little fox came back with the morning of three people, and the first thing he saw was me and the little ghost around the roaring brazier, exuding a cursed aura of "burn, burn, completely disappear from this world".
I always feel that a lot of things have happened to these two guys in the short time that they are no longer there.
Lucia puffed out her mouth slightly, trying to pretend that she didn't care, but her heart was inevitably a little sour.
"You sassy fox, you can't have put something strange in it, trying to poison this holy woman."
At breakfast time, the little ghost asked with a completely distrustful gaze, pointing to the food in front of him.
It is said that this is a special food of the elves, and it is a food with a subtle name such as "special jam sandwich baked cake".
Some people may say that the name of the jam sandwich is nothing to make a fuss about, but if you think about it, why put the words "special" in front of it, which exude an obvious dangerous smell? Dangerous foods such as "special jams, special breads, and special fruit juices".
Besides, aside from the word "special", in fact, "baked cakes" is also quite concerning, why can't it be changed to "pancakes" well, this is not appropriate, why can't it be changed to a more serious "dough cake" No, this is also a little"
After a moment's pause, I lifted my eyes and burst into tears.
The text is really too broad and profound.
"Hmph, then you don't have to eat well."
The little fox wagged its tail and smiled slyly and dangerously.
"Do you think you can stump this saint? It's true every day. ”
The little ghost actually let out a loud shout, and just as I was secretly applauding her sudden appearance of strength, she picked up the special baked cake in front of her and handed it to me, with a flattering smile on her face.
"Carry Fan, come, ah"
Does that mean it doesn't matter if I'm dead?
"This taste"
As soon as I bit into it, I immediately had a complicated expression.
It can't be said to be unpalatable, of course, it has absolutely nothing to do with deliciousness, this is a taste that surpasses the taste detection function of the human tongue, which is quite complex, and I instantly had the idea that "the gap between the taste buds of humans and the taste buds of elves is the same huge distance as the eyes of human eyes and dragonflies".
Anyway, for the time being, let's list this thing as a dangerous food on the same level as Aunt Lisa's special jam.
"Whew"
The little fox who began to enjoy it, after taking a bite, also showed a rather complicated look.
"Hey, why don't you eat it?"
Shoving the last piece into his bulging mouth, looking at our expressions, the little ghost asked vaguely.
No way, even diamonds can be eaten with relish, even if there is this kind of table, it is not surprising, I made eye contact with the little fox, and made such a judgment.
As if the time had been calculated, breakfast had barely passed when Kane arrived.
"Congratulations, Elder Fan"
As soon as he entered the door, the beaming Kane pretended to congratulate him.
"Rejoice and rejoice."
I subconsciously smiled back.
Kane:
Hey?
"Anyway, let's put on our clothes first."
Kane put the snow-white shirt and sky-blue jacket he had picked out last time in front of me, smiling and urging.
Moments later, the room resounded with the screams of family members.
Little ghost, come in and help"
The aristocratic dress, to be honest, was the first time I wore it, and I didn't expect it to be so complicated, so in the end, I could only ask the little ghost who was a dead rich second-generation princeling ten thousand years ago for help.
Sure enough, although this little ghost usually looks like a confused and stupid person, when it comes to wearing this kind of clothes, she shows a lot of experience, and with her help, I quickly put on the clothes. Feel good about yourself coming out of the inside.
"How?"
As the saying goes, people rely on the beauty of their clothes to rely on "cough cough, this is true, at least I think so after putting on the clothes, this dress that takes into account both the style of the human nobility and the preferences of the elves, is indeed very good, just like a good weapon, even if it is equipped with cannon fodder soldiers with a unified face, it can also cause huge trouble to the protagonist, that is, the level.
"Not bad, not bad." Kane nodded in satisfaction.
What made me concerned was the little fox, which circled me several times, holding his elbow and pinching his chin as if he was deep in thought.
"Really
"What is it?" I was a little concerned about her evaluation, and swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
"Shining ordinary, right?"
From the little fox's mouth, I got such a subtle evaluation that made it impossible to judge whether the anger was praise or belittlement or whether he should smile or not, but even the little ghost, who was an old enemy, nodded in agreement, and I could only accept this subtle evaluation with a subtle expression.
With such an expression, stepping out of the door, facing the bright morning sun, the figures of the old drunkard and the dwarf winter melon appeared outside.
"Gee, isn't this the lost pack mule beast I had a few years ago? Why is it here? ”
The old drunkard greeted me with his long-brewing lines.
"Nonsense!"
The dwarf winter melon glared at the beard angrily.
Don't you see? His current appearance is clearly my disdainful son Tualadin! ”
In other words, is Tualadin equal to pack mule? Dwarf winter melon, you really don't show any mercy to your son.
I complained in my heart expressionlessly about the ridicule of these two people, the so-called gentleman is not too late to take revenge for ten years, today is our big day, remember this account first.
"Fanfan, Fanfan is so handsome, even more handsome than that Trist!!"
Tia, a lively little girl, watched me pounce.
Thank you for the compliment, but Tia, the so-called excess, I still have that self-knowledge, in terms of appearance, the rank of me and the super prince cannot be compensated for by clothing, this obvious flattery can only make me feel the sympathy contained in it.
Touching Tia's little head and wiping a handful of sad tears, I thought.
Really, in Tia's heart, Van Fan is even more handsome than Trist!! ”
Tia seemed to be trying to comfort herself, and even her face flushed in order to stare at her with a serious look in order to be more convincing.
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