Wang Liangkun put his arm around Ding Yuan's shoulders and was shopping in the supermarket with great interest.

"Seeking, seeking, disappearing ...... in silence", a bell of "Forget Love Water" rang.

"Your phone is ringing." Ding Yuan heard Wang Liangkun's mobile phone ringing and reminded Wang Liangkun, who was looking around at the supermarket shelves.

"Don't worry about going to the supermarket!" Wang Liangkun took out his mobile phone and looked at the caller ID Mei Yong's number, and said in disgust.

"Hey, where is the merry?" Mei Yong quipped on the phone.

"I'll go, you're in charge, what does it have to do with you where I am?" Wang Liangkun was impatient.

"You're in the supermarket, aren't you?" Mei Yong heard the sound of the supermarket loudspeaker announcing the price of the dishes on his mobile phone.

"Is it convenient to speak? I'll tell you something. Mei Yong asked mysteriously.

"If there's a fart, let it go!"

"Did you make a game of Li Yutian's sneakers?" Mei Yong went straight in.

When Wang Liangkun heard Mei Yong's topic, he gasped and thought, ", how did he know what I did?" But he didn't want to admit it, so he replied, "Don't wronged good people!" ”

Mei Yong is nicknamed "Zhiduoxing", and when he heard Wang Liangkun's answer "Don't wronged a good person", he guessed that he did it, because Wang Liangkun's answer and his own question paused for a few seconds, if he hadn't done it, he would have come back without hesitation, and it was impossible to stop.

"Dude, be careful, someone is paying attention to you."

"Who?" Wang Liangkun's heart trembled.

"Who's not, guess for yourself! See you later! After speaking, Mei Yong hung up.

Wang Liangkun suddenly lost the mood to go to the supermarket, but he didn't want Ding Yuan to see it, because this weekend, he made an appointment with Ding Yuan to open a house, and he didn't want to lose a moment of Spring Festival.

Ding Yuan was big-chested and brainless, and he didn't notice the change in Wang Liangkun's mood at all, and still enjoyed the fun of shopping like a petty bourgeoisie, pushing the shopping cart to see here and there.

Wang Liangkun was originally interested in choosing the supper food for the evening and preparing to fight all night, but at this moment, Mei Yong's phone call made him upset, so he followed behind Ding Yuan, thinking about what Mei Yong said.

When Ding Yuan was about to arrive at the checkout, suddenly, Wang Liangkun's eyes went black and he fell on Ding Yuan's shoulder. Ding Yuan thought that Wang Liangkun wanted to move his hands and feet again, but he didn't turn his head back, and said shyly: "What are you doing, there are so many people, what is in a hurry, you will ...... in a while." ”

Before he finished speaking, Ding Yuan felt that Wang Liangkun was motionless like a puddle of mud, and when he turned his head, Ding Yuan was frightened. Although Ding Yuan loves to watch zombie movies, she really let her get close to this living zombie, she has never seen such a scene.

"Ahh Ding Yuan couldn't help but scream loudly, and his voice was terrifying. Supermarket security guards and customers immediately gathered.

I saw Wang Liangkun foaming at the mouth, his eyes were white, and his hands were deformed, like indescribable chicken claws; The whole body trembled and twisted like an electric shock. The head is facing one side, while the upper limbs are facing the other, and the legs are twisted like twisted flowers.

After a while, the classic sound of an ambulance similar to "it's over" sounded outside the supermarket. Everyone carried Wang Liangkun to the ambulance.

On the other side, Huaguo Mountain.

Danya strange stones, cutting wall peaks; The sun is bright and bright, and the flowers are blooming; The pine and cypress are surrounded by fairy clouds, and the birds and unicorns are singing.

Outside the water curtain cave, the Buddha Wukong is sitting cross-legged on the throne of the Buddha and hanging in the air, and all the fairy monkeys under the throne are kneeling and worshipping.

A little farther away, a flagpole forged of black iron with the thickness of a bowl is shining brightly, standing in the school field, straight into the clouds, this is the Buddha Wukong's wishful golden hoop stick. On the stick, hang a banner with eight gold-inlaid characters on the flag: "Monkey King defeats Buddha".

Wukong Buddha looked around at the monkeys and asked, "When the deity is in retreat, can there be a Buddha realm document coming?" ”

The macaque on duty came out of the queue and said: "Back to the Buddha, the day before yesterday, the Arhat handed over a piece of information to the Heavenly Court. Emperor Naiyu was upright because of his martial arts, offended Tianwei, and degraded martial arts to cultivate. ”

After listening to this, the Wukong Buddha smiled slightly at the corner of his mouth, thinking that this martial art has passed for 10,000 years, and his heart is still difficult to change. The matter of recommending Bi Ma Wen back then came to mind. On second thought, this is an old thing, not worth mentioning.

Wukong has become a Buddha, and he is no longer the empty-eyed and aggressive walker Wukong back then. Ten thousand years ago, if it wasn't for Wuqu's recommendation, there would have been no Jin Dan solid eyes later, and there would have been no eight precepts, sand monk Xiao Bailong, three brothers in life and death. Everything in Zhou Tian Huanyu has its own reason for the coexistence of cause and effect. Therefore, Wukong is not only jealous of Wuqu, but also grateful.

While thinking about it, the Buddha saw that the macaque who came over to present the document was missing a hair on the right side of his face. It is said that after Wukong became a Buddha, he took pity on his subordinate monkeys, that is, he plucked a handful of monkey hair and subdued them with all the mortal monkeys, so that the monkeys and monkeys ascended to the fairy world. Therefore, all the monkeys have become the monkeys of the Buddha's monkey hair, if they lose one hair or two less flesh around their bodies, it is like Wukong himself losing flesh with less hair. Only Goku knows this.

"Why is there a trace of hair missing from the right side of your face?" Goku asked.

The macaque on duty was shocked, he was worthy of being a Buddha, and his mana was profound. Seeing that he couldn't hide it, he truthfully told Wukong about wanting to punish Wuqu for the Buddha.

Wukong was furious when he heard this, "This move traps the deity in injustice and destroys the name of the deity!" That Wuqu never murdered the deity, only because of his upright heart, he recommended Bi Ma Wen, how could you think? ! Then he said: "There are no disloyal, unfilial piety, unrighteous and incorruptible people in Huaguo Mountain, the deity remembers the merits of guarding Huaguo Mountain, and will not be punished, and you will leave immediately!" After that, he raised his hand and waved, about to demolish the macaque on duty from Huaguo Mountain.

After disposing of the macaques on duty, Wukong inquired about some mountain affairs one by one, and continued to meditate and participate in meditation after the arrangements were made.

On this day, the Buddha instructed: "The deity will go out for a few days, and you must be on duty and be optimistic about the Buddha!" The monkeys promised in unison.

After Wukong finished speaking, he cast a spell and came to the mansion of King Qin Guang.

When the ghost on duty saw Wukong coming, he hurriedly reported to Hades. When King Qin Guang heard the news, he hurriedly went out to greet him.

"Brother Wukong, don't come to harm?" Hades clasped his fists and said in greetings.

"The deity came to the old brother's mansion to ask for a cup of tea to drink." Wukong Buddha smiled.

"Hahaha, the virtuous brother has become a Buddha, how can he still be as stubborn as he was back then! Please come in and speak! Hades made a gesture.

Back then, Wukong made a big fuss about the underworld and sketched the book of life and death, which had already become a material for the two to talk and laugh. After taking his seat, Hades asked, "Brother Xian must have a mystery when he comes this time." My brother has always had nothing to do but go to the Three Treasures Palace. ”

"Brother chicken thief, tight. But the deity has one thing to ask for. Wukong told the king of Hades about his subordinate macaques plucking their feathers and transforming them into trapped martial arts.

"The Buddha has authorized the deity to cultivate oneself in Huaguo Mountain, so Huaguo Mountain has become a holy place for Buddhism. But the deity was not strict in discipline and went wrong. The deity wanted to call the person who had been transformed into monkey hair to come and reprimand, but because the holy place of Buddhism was not a place for inquiry, he asked the elder brother to borrow your mansion for use. ”

"Such a trivial matter, He Laoxian's brother personally handles it. Send a little monkey to tell the elder brother, and the elder brother can send a ghost to summon him to the underworld. The murderous and terrifying terrification of this underworld also scared him half to death, and he still needs to be reprimanded? ”

"Brother, it's bad! The deity has become the body of the Buddha, and the method of intimidation of the ghosts of Brother Tai is inappropriate and violates the morality of Buddhism. ”

After hearing this, the king of Hades smiled and said: "All the judges, ghosts, and lonely souls in this mansion are all called by my brother." Then he commanded to go down.

Let's talk about this Wang Liangkun. The ambulance rushed to Taeam Central Hospital, and the nurse doctor hurriedly pushed it into the ICU. Eight or nine hours have passed, and the doctors and nurses have all rotated shifts, and Wang Liangkun has not seen any improvement. The attending doctor of the second shift took up his post, picked up the case and looked at it again, and examined Wang Liangkun on the operating table again, and suddenly felt excited. This doctor suddenly found that Wang Liangkun's length was shortening! What's the situation?! The attending doctor immediately reported the condition to the hospital leaders, which is not a trivial matter, and if it is not good, it will cause an accident.

The leaders of the hospital immediately convened experts from various departments of the hospital for consultation, and all kinds of medical measures were taken, CT, but no conclusion could be drawn. Wang Liangkun's heartbeat was weak, his breathing was like a gossamer, and his length had shortened by more than 20 centimeters, but he neither breathed nor woke up.

Ding Yuan and Wang Liangkun's parents were anxiously waiting outside the ICU door. Mei Yong received a call from Ding Yuan and hurried over.

"How did he get to do this?" Mei Yong asked Ding Yuan.

"I don't know, I was shopping at the supermarket, and he suddenly fell on my shoulder after me."

"Did he behave in any way before this?"

"No, it's always been fine. Oh, by the way, he took a phone call before he passed out, and he didn't know what was going on on the phone. Ding Yuan didn't know that the call was from Mei Yong.

After listening to this, Mei Yong snickered in his heart. Come on, this must have been called by the Buddha.

How did Mei Yong know that Wang Liangkun was called by the Buddha? This Mei Yong is really the macaque illusion that Wukong Buddha drove out of Huaguo Mountain.

On that day, the Buddha was furious, flicked his fingers, degraded the macaque to the fairy world, and threw himself into the mortal world. After this macaque arrived in the mortal world, although he was taken to the immortal path by the Buddha, he still had some aura, so he was smarter.

Wukong Buddha shook his body in the mansion of King Qin Guang, and the monkey hair that was transformed in Wang Liangkun's body returned to its original owner in an instant, and returned to the right side of Mei Yong's face.

Mei Yong was sleeping in the dormitory, and suddenly felt a thrill all over his body, feeling that the right side of his face was hot and pricked by a hot needle, and then he knew that the Buddha had recalled the monkey hair. So he hurriedly got up and called Wang Liangkun.

But it was said that when Wang Liangkun fell on Ding Yuan's shoulder, he saw a bull-headed and horse-faced person in front of him in a daze, with a terrifying appearance and a strange figure, raising his hand around his head and taking away his soul. All the way to the mansion of Hades. Wukong Buddha confessed not to let Wang Liangkun pass through the ghost gate, but only the Naihe Bridge, which is the only way for the soul of a person whose longevity has been exhausted to go to hell. This Wang Liangkun is still in the age of the weak crown, and his longevity is not over, and besides, Wukong doesn't want to end up in the name of torture to extract confessions. Therefore, Wang Liangkun didn't see those yin killing miasma, grinding flesh and blood splashing.

To the first hall of Dedifu, the mansion of King Qin Guang. There is a high platform in front of the door, called the mirror platform. Wang Liangkun passed by this stage and inadvertently saw a macaque in the mirror looking at him, and his posture was synchronized.

Wang Liangkun hadn't passed the ghost gate, he didn't know that this was the underworld, he thought that he had watched a ghost movie a few days ago and reflected it in a dream, so he shouted to the bull head and horse face who walked in front: "Hey! Who are you and where are you taking me? ”

Niu Tou Ma Mian didn't answer, and when he arrived in the main hall, he replied to Wukong: "Buddha, the mortal man Wang Liangkun has been brought, please speak." ”

Wang Liangkun looked at the monkey-faced monster sitting at a table the size of the boss's table, wearing a robe and a robe wrapped around his shoulders, remembering the macaque just now, and laughing: "Today is a monkey party." ”

Wukong Buddha took a sip of tea and said, "Is it Wang Liangkun?" ”

Wang Liangkun was a little surprised, this monkey can still talk? "I'll go, the monkey head actually speaks human words! What kind of dreams I'm dreaming about! What's the matter, what's the matter with me? ”

Wukong hated being called "monkey head" the most in his life, and he explained the reason to Wang Liangkun with his desire and peace of mind, and saw that this kid didn't know the height of the sky, and he spoke evilly, so he showed anger: "You see that the deity doesn't know the number of etiquette, and he hurts people with his mouth, and his sin is great!" ”

Wang Liangkun thought to himself what kind of strength this monkey is, so he shouted like a ruffian: "Stinky monkey, what kind of strength is it to force it blindly, let it go if you have a fart." Don't delay Lao Tzu's gentle township tonight! ”

Wukong Buddha thought to himself, this kid didn't seem to know the deity, so he raised his hand and flicked it, and a seat appeared on the main hall. Wang Liangkun looked at it, it was the clip of the TV series "Journey to the West" that made trouble in the Heavenly Palace. In the film, the Monkey King held a Ruyi golden hoop stick and hit the Jade Emperor repeatedly: "Hurry up, please come to the Buddha!" Wang Liangkun saw that the monkey in front of the table was no longer there, but a heroic and majestic Monkey King, holding a wishful golden hoop stick, which was no different from the Monkey King in the film, and looked like a general.

When Wang Liangkun was about to approach the curtain to carefully discern it, a fragment of the Monkey King making trouble in the underworld appeared on the curtain. Wang Liangkun trembled, looked around, the scene in this hall and the Yama Hall in the film seemed to come out of a mold, exactly the same, and he was immediately shocked, "Wow! Wow! Wow! Here is ---- here is -----,Wow, ah", the words are no longer sentences, the words are no longer written, I can't say it, I just cry out loud.

"Mom! Mom! Wang Liangkun understood at this time that this was not a dream, it was true.

Wang Liangkun couldn't distinguish between the snot and tears of his crying, knelt in front of Wukong, hugged Wukong's legs and begged for mercy: "Great Sage, help!" Great Sage Help! I don't want to die! I don't want to die! ”

"Do you have times when you're scared?"

"Great Sage, I'm afraid, I'm afraid! This is the underworld, I don't want to die! Please save me! ”

"It's okay to save you, but you can be guilty?"

"I, I, I'm guilty." Wang Liangkun said while thinking about where he had done something bad and annoyed the Buddha. "I shouldn't lie to Ding Yuan, I just like Ding Yuan's body and kung fu in bed, I just want to play sex with her, just play with her. If she gets pregnant several times, she shouldn't have had a baby, she should be allowed to give birth. I was wrong, I was a kinky stick! Wang Liangkun slapped his mouth as he spoke, since he knew Ding Yuan, he never thought about being responsible for Ding Yuan, he just wanted to have a companion who solved his physiological needs. At this time, Wukong scolded sharply, and he thought that his actions to Ding Yuan had offended the Buddha.

After listening to this, Wukong laughed in his heart, this kid is really not a very good bird, unkind and unjust, and extremely shameless. "Still?"

Wang Liangkun saw that Wukong did not stop because he said Ding Yuan, and remembered Mei Yong's phone call, and seemed to realize that the "person" who "someone paid attention to" was the Buddha. Thinking of this, Wang Liangkun told the truth about cutting off Li Yutian's shoe nails, and knelt down in blood to beg Wukong not to treat him for the crime of harming others.

When Wukong saw him say this, he said: "You are narrow-minded and calculating others, which is really not the work of a righteous gentleman; And he is not sincere to his wife and children, greedy for women, and does not seek progress. Don't you know that you can't have the heart to hurt others, and color is empty?! ”

said that Wang Liangkun kowtowed like pounding garlic.

"Erkong has a handsome appearance and a burly figure, and he actually plays with women. Instead of being tall but with a small heart like a needle, it is better to change to a small body. After that, Wukong patted Wang Liangkun's head, only to see that Wang Liangkun's body length was immediately shortened by 30 centimeters, and his original height of nearly 1.9 meters is now less than 1.6 meters.

"In this life, remember to harm others and yourself!" After speaking, he raised his hand to the bull head and horse on the side, intending to return his soul.

Wang Liangkun's sudden illness stumped the experts of Taiyan Central Hospital. For several days, Wang Liangkun neither breathed nor woke up, and his body continued to shorten. The director even called a famous hospital abroad to seek a cure, but there was no cure.

At midnight, the doctors and nurses were still in the ICU. Wang Liangkun was lying on the bed. A small nurse was staring intently at the heartbeat meter, and suddenly, she saw a light spot on the screen that only moved at an interval of more than ten seconds. The little nurse thought she was dazzled, rubbed her eyes, and looked again. The point of light jumped twice. At this time, the door of the ICU ward suddenly opened, but no one entered. The doctor on duty wondered how the door of the ICU could open by itself?

The doctor thought that someone had pushed the door open, and the probe looked out, except for Wang Liangkun's parents sitting on the bench in the corridor, dozing off and still asleep, there was no one else.

The little nurse also turned her head to look at the door, but she saw a white mist like a looming humanoid silhouette passing through the body of the attending doctor looking out of the probe, and floated straight towards Wang Liangkun who was lying on the bed, and disappeared without a trace in an instant. Immediately, the little nurse's face turned pale and she screamed loudly, "Haunted!" Before the cry fell, I saw Wang Liangkun sit up and breathe a long sigh of relief. The doctor was startled by the little nurse's scream, but even more frightened by Wang Liangkun's appearance.

Wang Liangkun's whole figure is a few sizes smaller than when he was admitted to the hospital, and his height recorded in the medical record is 1.88 meters, but now he is less than 1.60 meters, and he is skinny.

For a time, Wang Liangkun dreamed of returning to the underworld, and the supernatural events of transforming into a martial arts university spread all over Shanhe University.

Mei Yong knew why, but he thought to himself that Wang Liangkun was a scumbag, and he would be punished for his crimes.

Chang Sheng was still thinking about how to investigate whether Wang Liangkun was doing Li Yutian, and after learning about Wang Liangkun's situation, he gave up the investigation, and it was not worth competing with such a dirty person.

"Do you know about Wang Liangkun?" In the quiet playground, Nan Yan sat on the lawn and snuggled in Li Yutian's arms, looked at the starry sky, and muttered a question.

"Yes, legend has it that there was a supernatural event that night." Li Yutian also heard about it.

"Look, do you see the Milky Way?" Nan Yan pointed to the starry sky.

Li Yutian followed Nanyan's slender jade fingers and looked at the far-reaching night sky, only to see the Big Dipper shining in the cangluan.

"Do you know which constellation the Big Dipper is?" Li Yutian asked thoughtfully.

"Big Dipper, isn't that the constellation Ursa Minor?" Nan Yan said with certainty.

"The seven stars of Ursa Minor are the Little Big Dipper, the real Big Dipper, the seven stars on the back of Ursa Major. I dreamed several times that I had been to Ursa Major. ”

"Have you been to Ursa Major? What does Ursa Major look like? It's so imaginative! I yearn for the secrets of the constellations! So do you say that the Big Dipper in the sky is Ursa Major or Ursa Minor? Nan Yan was curious about a series of questions.

"Why don't I go to heaven and ask?" Li Yutian is a warm man, and he jokes generally.

"Then you go to the Heavenly Palace to pick a star and give it to me." Nanyan is coquettish.

“……。”

Li Yutian didn't answer for a long time, Nanyan turned his head to look at Li Yutian, only to see Li Yutian staring at the Big Dipper, taking a deep breath of smoke and spitting into the air. It seemed that something in the sky was drawing his thoughts. The smoke that spit out flew like a white dragon towards the distant Big Dipper.

Nanyan leaned on Li Yutian's arms, she could hear Li Yutian's steady heartbeat, she felt that the heart of the man next to her was really as deep as the sea, why did he dream of Ursa Major instead of other constellations?

This is exactly what it is: there is nothing to harm the directors of the world, but there is great righteousness in the world.

After all, whether this white dragon smoke finally flew to the Big Dipper or not, and look at the next decomposition.