New dialog
Today's club activity is "Making Dialogs".
In the social office, everyone is cutting and pasting, and they are making it very seriously.
The main materials are drawing paper and disposable chopsticks, and the secondary materials are adhesive tape and markers, and the most important ingredient is black humor.
"Okay, I'm done."
said the minister.
She held the just-made dialog box in her hand, and immediately ran behind Xiao Ting and quickly lifted it.
- Nobita is lustful!
A dialog box appeared next to Xiao Ting, giving a new meaning to her smiling smile.
"Three points."
"Two points."
"One point."
"Three points."
Participants rate together. By the way, in today's grading system, it is a perfect score out of 10.
"Then again, Minister, what does that mean? Nobita, I don't understand it at all. ”
"Really? That's too noble, isn't it? ”
"Rather than being noble, I think there's something wrong with the direction of humor. That's a spoof! ”
"Wow, you know!"
"In the final analysis, Xiaoting doesn't know how to say that at all, I don't think there is such a word in her vocabulary!"
"Does Sister Xiaoting know what ※ lust is?" (Editor's note: The initial "H" of "Hentai" is used as a metaphor for lust.) )
"Uh-huh, yes. It's before love, right? ”
"Wow, you know!"
And this answer is good for depth...... Hmm...... It's so deep. ”
"Then, Xiaoting, what is the love after?"
"J, of course!"
"Look, Minister, she's mistaken. She's not talking about "love", it's "I"! ”
"She really doesn't know!"
That's how it feels like to be in today's club activities. To make a dialog and show it to everyone.
Xiao Ting sat obediently on the chair.
The kettle on the wood-fired stove beeped, and she went to make tea, then sat back in her chair and straightened her back as if she were a model.
Regardless of whether Xiaoting understood the meaning of the dialog box or not, her smile did not change. The purpose of the dialog series was to give her angelic smile an evil meaning. There were only three dialog boxes that had been officially used before, "Evil Laugh" and "Angry Anger", and "Rotten Whoa!" ”。 Each of them has the effect of impressing the viewer at first sight, so it is not possible to develop a work that can match it overnight.
"Su Qi, it's done."
"Oh! How's that? What did you write? ”
Senior Sister Su Qi stood behind Xiao Ting, Xiao Ting said "please", and prepared with a happy smile.
- Meat.
"That's you!"
"Well, this one."
Sister Su Qi took out the second dialog box.
Xiaoting smiled happily.
- I really want to eat it.
That's a good saying, but what does it mean to want to eat? What do you want to eat? Will we be eaten? ”
"Is it possible to change the ring next?"
"Okay, let's go, let's go."
Xiaoting smiled.
- Bed bugs!
"Hmm...... Yes...... It's so dark, it's so dark! ”
In this way, although there will be shocking dialogs every now and then, they are still one step away from official adoption.
The fourth dialog box has not yet been decided.
"Can I make one too?"
Maybe I'm tired of sitting on the chair all the time, Xiaoting raised her hand and said.
"Uh-uh, but, Xiaoting...... Do you understand? ”
"Hmm...... I guess I know. ”
Xiao Ting smiled without confidence.
"Okay, let her try it."
"The darkest concept that Xiaoting can think of, from an academic point of view, I am very interested."
Xiaoting also joined everyone's lineup and began to cut and paste. Then she wrote, and with a flick of the pen, she closed the lid of the microphone pen and added the dialog box she had made next to her smile.
- giggle.
"She understands! This guy is a little self-conscious! ”
Although this dialog took everyone by surprise, it still couldn't be officially adopted because it wasn't dark.
Trivia
Dialog series
One Style: "Wicked Smile"
II: "Angry Angry Angry"
Formula: "Rotten oh oh! ”
Wanton: Not adopted