Chapter 1142: A Certain Fan's Double Good Friday
On the huge conference table, a map about half the size of a room is placed in the center, although the map is large, but it is densely packed with colorful marks like stars, but it still makes people feel that it needs to be a little bigger to accommodate the content and tasks marked inside.
I'm afraid it will take dozens of days to make this map, and it's really difficult for everyone.
Just by looking at it, my two eyes, as if staring at the stars in the sky for a long time, dizzy and turned in circles.
Pit daddy, this is, maybe the operational command map of the cosmic war is not that complicated, what is the matter with the countless xiǎo red dots on it that make people look dizzy? Stars? Akara, when did you reach out to the universe?
At a cursory glance, this huge map is filled in with several different Yan sè, which is not difficult to guess, the number of Yan sè is just about the same as the brigade in the new district, so these Yan sè should represent the area that each brigade is responsible for.
And then there are the dense xiǎo red dots, is it the shrimp? There are also arrows outlined with red lines of different thicknesses, do they represent patrol routes?
The other signs, looking at me, are even more confused, bastard, I think we were also masters of strategy games back then, and we would be defeated by just one map
With the mournful cry of a ruined dog, I crouched down with my head in my eyes in tears and drew a xiǎo circle under the table.
"Wow, what a net has been arranged."
When I fell into the low cháo of my life, looking for myself under the table, the voice of the xiǎo fox sounded, looking in the direction of the sound, I could only see her pair of slender ** under the table, and the tail of the fox dangling, in the past, there was a girl under the umbrella, and now there is a sister under the table, uh-huh.
Did she get it? Before Linya and Lena could explain, had she already understood this combat map that was suspected of being a galaxy invasion war? Does this map represent the IQ gap between me and her? Is it wrong to be a fool?
"Ahem...... Ahem, ahem, what, so that's it, uh-huh, uh-huh, is it arranged like this? It is indeed ingenious, incredible, unexpected, and I dare not agree, and it is worthy of being the person in charge appointed by the Great Elder of Akara. ”
Hey, hey, hey, I used the wrong word, stupid, even if I pretend, I'm pretending to be a little dedicated, okay?
Following Beya's stammering voice, my eyes turned around, and I immediately found her slender ** under the table, although it didn't have the tail characteristics of a xiǎo fox, but there was no way, who made her the inside of everyone...... What about the shortest one?
But speaking of which...... Puff puff, this xiǎo girl is really pitiful, obviously she doesn't understand anything, but she still has to be strong there, I said jīng spirit xiǎo princess, xiǎo loli, you don't pretend to be there, our IQ is a level, come on, come on, drill the table with your uncle and draw circles.
"Eh, if you can use the whirlpool of sandworms instead of these encirclement routes, maybe it will look a little better."
Tia didn't know if it was a genius or a fool to speak, and following the voice, I found her legs at first glance, no way, the characteristics of Mrs. are too obvious, first of all, she is the tallest of all the NV children, and again, in this kind of winter, she is the only one who wears animal skin shorts.
Bastard, can this girl even read a map? I always thought that Tia was on our side, but I didn't expect her to betray us, bastard, what a bastard, I'll never play intellectual games with her again Oh oh oh, you see, because of Tia's speech, Beya's xiǎo legs also trembled, worthy of being a comrade-in-arms and partner on the trench with me.
"Tia, I think as long as everyone can understand it, if you draw a whirlpool of sandworms...... Ahaha......"
Sure enough, Tia's naïve speech was immediately met with a wry smile from Linya, and I said, why do you have to draw duck eggs if you can do it in a circle?
"In this way, wouldn't there be no appearance of our fox people?" xiǎo fox's tail flicks and flicks.
"Woo, Sister Linya, Sister Lena, please be sure to assign some tasks to our jīng spirit warriors, even if it's chores."
Bei Ya xiǎo girl's slender xiǎo legs stomped uneasily, because of Linya and Lena's jīng secret arrangement, and it was shaken, and it felt that the jīng spirit clan's sense of existence in this god's birthday was facing a huge crisis, so that they subconsciously lowered their requirements? I said, those jīng spirit warriors outside will cry when they hear you say such things.
"If that's the case, then I'll let the clansmen stop by."
Tiyana with a faint slender**, restless jumping, excitedly said, listen, just from these few words, you can see the wisdom of the Heradik people, this is the realm.
"Ahem, ahem, ahem—"
At this time, Carlos's coughing came to his legs...... Forget it, why do I have to see what a man's thighs look like?
"Linya, Lena, if I don't have any other orders here, then I'll go first and go on patrol."
Listening to Carlos's words, I immediately looked in the direction of the tent, and immediately showed a disdainful look after estimating the approximate time of the appearance from the light that came in.
At this time, it's almost time for Kagel to get up, finish breakfast, and go to the stage rehearsal with Ceros Echo, right? Carlos, I misread you.
"Yes, as planned, please move freely, Lord Carlos."
Linya and Lena smiled and nodded as Carlos hurried out of the tent.
"I'll go first, too."
Sister Sharna's cold voice sounded, and I was following the sound, but suddenly I saw a boot close in front of my eyes, as if it had eyes, and accurately hooked the collar of the cloak, and with a hard pull, it pulled me out of the door, and I fell on all fours.
"Poof", before I could turn over and stand up, my waist sank, and Sister Sharna sat on it, her upper body bowed down, with a pretty face that was more elegant than Jīng Ling, with a shiny long golden hair, her eyebrows were high, her eyes were cold, and she had a natural sense of arrogance and coldness.
And then...... The index fingers of both hands hooked the corners of my mouth and pulled them out, and I knew that my face should be pulled very funny now.
"Brother, I'm leaving now."
Sister Sharna's eyes narrowed slightly, and she cast a wild smiling gaze like a cheetah.
"Woo~~~ Woo woo, grin Lan Lou ~~~ (sister walks slowly)"
The corners of my mouth were tugging, and I made a muffled voice.
"Well, that's a good answer."
showed a satisfied gaze, the corners of her mouth were also released, and before I could react, Sister Sharna's face, which was already very close, was infinitely enlarged in her eyes.
"Chirp~~~"
His eyes were wide open, his brain was blank, but the soft touch that came from his lips, with the unique fragrance of Sister Sharna, became extremely sensitive, and that feeling was like when he hugged Chi*luǒ and his whole head fell into the warmth and sweetness of his mother's fragrance, as well as his incomparably soft white and plump breasts.
After a dashing kiss, Sister Sharna haughtily flicked her golden ponytail, followed Carlos, and left the tent.
“……”
Even if they already knew Sharna's xìng style very well, for a while, everyone was still shocked by her domineering and unruly style.
"Well, it looks like I can't help here, forget it, just like Carlos, patrol around."
Lucia was the first to react, saying this, but her eyes glared at this side from time to time, and her body exuded an asura-like momentum.
"Well, okay, sorry, Lucia."
Linya looked at Lucia rather embarrassedly and said.
"It's okay, Linya, you don't need to apologize, it's because we came too late and didn't arrange the task, which is also a matter of course."
Lucia turned to leave, and without looking back, she looked at Linya and Lena behind her, and stopped in a dashing manner: "Then that's it, I'll go too." ”
As I passed by expressionlessly, the big restless tail of this xiǎo fox suddenly flicked it hard in this direction, and the chōu was on my stomach.
"Hmph"
Out of the corner of his eye, he saw me rolling on the ground with my stomach in my arms, and the xiǎo fox raised its pretty nose heavily, as if it had finally let out a bad breath, and left the tent without the slightest pause.
Several of her henchmen, Maraguby and Cook, also hurriedly followed, and as for the white wolf, he glanced back at Lena, hesitated for a few seconds, and left.
Immediately following the xiǎo fox, the three of them passed by, looking at me holding my stomach confused and tearful, with different eyes, sympathy, schadenfreude, and coldness.
Maragby, I remember your schadenfreude gaze.
"I'm gone, too"
Beya's voice, for some reason, also became sinister, I had just stood up, and I saw her walking towards this side angrily, not in a straight line, but deliberately going around this side in a big circle out of the tent, when passing by me, I remembered the strange behavior of this girl, and after learning the lesson, I hurriedly protected my stomach.
"Hmph sè wolf look at me and I don't sue sù Sister Alto"
The stomach was saved, but the toes were stomped by this ruthless xiǎo girl, and then threw down a sentence and left without looking back.
For...... Why...... Why do people treat me like this?
"Then I'll leave for Luo too."
Linya's energetic and smiling voice rang out, and when I looked up, I saw that she had also made a circle and walked towards me.
Think...... What do you want to do?
After a succession of previous experiences, I hurriedly put on a defensive posture, stomach, safety, feet, safety, neck, eyes, mouth...... It's good, all the vulnerable parts are taken care of. "Fanfan, are you okay, do you still hurt?"
Just when I was on full alert, Tia, who was innocent and innocent and worried about God, said words of concern that made me cry.
Sunshine, after a dark and cold night, finally ushered in a touch of dawn sunshine.
At this moment, in my eyes, Tia seems to exude a soft brilliance like an NV god, so kind, so warm.
"I didn't ...... It's okay, I'm okay. ”
I was so excited that I almost didn't take Tia in my arms and kiss her hard, although my hungry stomach was still chōu's tail, it was still faintly painful, although my five toes were still screaming, but these pains were completely covered by Tia's healing smile.
"As for me, I'm really worried about Fanfan."
Saying this, Tia's pure eyes seemed to see through a qiē, knowing that I was enduring pain, stretched out his xiǎo hand, and gently stroked my stomach, like a kind mother, touching the head of the child who cried after falling and said, "Good, it doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt"
The same.
"I'm sorry to worry you."
In Tia's strong light of motherhood, I nodded with teary eyes like a child.
"I'm worried that Fan Fan will become a bad guy who will pounce on him when he sees an NV child."
"Yes, yes, if I don't discipline it well, I'll really become the kind of ...... who will pounce on NV kids when they see them."
Hey?
Wait a minute
Excuse me...... Tia, are you talking about someone from another parallel world whose name is Wu Fan?
"I'm worried, but I'm angry"
“……”
I became more and more incomprehensible to Tia.
"So, Fanfan, come on, fight the god and try to live."
“……”
Why am I being told as if I was a teenager? Even if I don't fight the jīng god and don't work hard, I'm going to live a good life, bastard
"Let's fight the jīng god."
Saying this, Tia stuffed something in my palm, and combined with the meaning of her words, it seemed to have the effect of "making people play jīng gods".
After doing this, Tia staggered away and left the tent.
It's strange, did Tia eat something strange, why did she say something inexplicable?
Watching her back disappear, I came back to my senses, my eyes fell on the food in the palm of my hand, and when I opened my five fingers, it was a transparent xiǎo glass bottle with a big thumb, and it contained ...... Empty?
Oh, there seem to be a few lines of xiǎo written on the bottle, let me see.
Fight up the twelve points jīng god rush forward, for the desert
Maker: Tia
Oh yes, just smash the bottle down to the ground under your feet.
“……”
How to describe it, this is a bottle that is difficult to find without suspicious characteristics.
Tia shouldn't hurt me, with this in mind, I still slammed the bottle into the ground as I said above. "Poof—"
The bottle cracked in response, and suddenly like a smoke bomb, a large puff of white smoke poured out.
Huh?
I didn't react for a moment, I was already shrouded in white smoke.
I'll it
The moment the white smoke flooded my head, I suddenly got wet
It's like pouring a bottle of vinegar jīng into your nose, and at the same time, pouring a bottle of chili oil with the skull logo on it into your thirsty mouth.
The nerves in my whole body seemed to be pricked by a needle, and the stimulation that rushed straight to my brain made my head buzz, my eardrums seemed to be attached to the bell, my eyes seemed to be dripping with onion juice, and my skin seemed to have experienced a double heaven of ice and fire......
It was really refreshing, and I burst into tears.
Escaping from the smoke, I was already like a loach, falling limply to the ground, unable to get up again.
The most amazing thing is that the smoke that gushes out of the bottle is condensed and not dispersed, as if it is conscious, which just describes a cloud of smoke that can envelop the bottle smasher, and after a moment, it disappears without a trace, and it does not spread out at all, and I don't know where it went, which is really amazing.
Tia, should I touch your head and praise you, or should I grab you and beat your ass?
I always feel ...... I always feel that since the assembly in the early morning, to be precise, after touching the tail of the xiǎo fox, I have encountered all kinds of cold treatment and misfortune, and even the usually gentle Lena and Linya, who are always sunny, have become strange.
Among these NV children, the only [normal] one is probably Sister Sharna, no, maybe Beya is also one, anyway, when she usually sees me, she also looks angry, and she always goes against me.
What's going on with this feeling of being more tired than fighting the forces of the world? Isn't the misfortune of the next year already on a certain day not long ago, a xìng befell you? Is it now under the overdraft for the next year?
Or is it ...... Has his quasi-tragic emperor aura evolved?
Woo woo ~ ~~~
"Brother is really...... It's too cào-hearted. ”
Just as I was secretly weeping for my dark future, Lena's soft, helpless voice came, very close, very close.
Just as I turned my head, two gentle xiǎo hands reached up, grabbed one arm on one side, and lifted me up.
Almost at the same time, the other arm was also held up by two xiǎo hands.
"Brother Wu, learn today's lesson." The owner of the xiǎo hand, Linya's cordial voice rang out.
"Woo~~~ I see."
Although I don't know what lessons to learn and what I did wrong, if I still tell the truth at this time, I am afraid that the xiǎo hand on the shoulder will be released immediately, just like throwing a lame and sick pet next to the garbage heap and letting it die for itself, and be cruelly abandoned.
I still have this bit of current affairs.
"Come, sit down."
I was pushed to the center of the bench and sat down, with Linya and Lena sitting on either side.
"Look, my face is dirty." Lena's sweet pretty face came up, and I could even feel her breath hitting my neck, and after carefully touching my face, she took out a white and fragrant xiǎo handkerchief from her pocket, and xiǎo helped me wipe the dust on my face, and complained softly in her mouth.
"Sure enough, I can't leave my brother alone."
"Brother Wu, you're hungry, although your boxed lunch was secretly eaten by Leona, but I still have a little left...... Can't eat that much ......."
Linya on the other side said, took out the lunch box and put it on the table, opened the lid, and there was still more than half of the hearty food left, and it was my favorite food.
Heaven, I saw heaven woo woo woo ~ ~~, the neighbor's aunt is right, the wife and sister are the final destination of men
Those busy nv, secretly watching this scene, all pursed their mouths, showing an admiring smile that only nv people will understand...