She may have a misunderstanding of your voice, or she is deaf and blind! ”

hurts people or something, Lin Xiaodou will never fall.

Changsheng, this guy is amazing, he doesn't sleep all night to chat with his sister? If you don't strike at him, I'm afraid that my tail will have to go up to the sky.

When Changsheng heard Lin Xiaodou's comment, he instantly reacted back, "That's better than if you don't have a brain!" ”

As soon as the words fell, while my aunt and grandmother disappeared into the living room, there was a wail from Changsheng's side.

Emotionally, my aunt and grandmother deliberately went over to send electricity!

After the wail, when Changsheng reappeared in the camera, his hair was on end.

Just look at that look, you can know that I was specially entertained by my aunt and grandmother just now!

When it was originally smooth, I didn't expect my aunt to be so ruthless and play the real thing directly.

After such an experience, even Zhang Weiyu woke up.

You must not provoke Lin Xiaodou, otherwise your aunt and grandmother will have to send electricity immediately!

When Brother Wang, who had been drunk all night, woke up, he saw that the mobile phone on the table had been in the video state, and he was directly startled.

The first reaction was that he was still wearing pants, which was a little relieved.

After drinking a sip of water, the man was surprised when he saw the alpaca on the bed next door sprinkling some white powder into his socks, and he was curious.

"What are you going to get in there?"

"This? Alkaline noodles! I brought out a bottle, would you like to try it? ”

The alpaca said, and handed the vial over.

Hearing that it was alkaline noodles, Brother Wang immediately refused. "You're throwing this thing into your socks? What's the operation? ”

"It's okay. Or TOEFL my daughter-in-law. Aren't my feet sweaty? So she sprinkled a lot of these stuff in the socks she bought me last time. I don't know why, but I didn't sweat on my feet for a day after putting it on. ”

"It's hot now, so I'll sprinkle some on myself if I'm fine, it feels pretty good."

Hearing the meaning of the alpaca, it is not difficult to guess that it was his daughter-in-law who played a prank, but it solved a big problem for the alpaca.

is also a relationship between men, and Brother Wang also has a deep understanding of the taste of sweaty feet in summer.

But the operation of this alkaline socks? It's really not something that ordinary people can adapt to.

Even if you know that this thing has the effect of removing sweat from your feet, not necessarily many people will try it.

"Brother, it's good you're alive!"

Brother Wang suddenly felt that he was still happy, and if ordinary people met an alpaca daughter-in-law, I am afraid that it is not really funny enough.

used the alpaca's complaint when they drank last night, that is, mustard is put in the fried chicken wings, and the French fries are very fresh, which is an exclusive idea of the daughter-in-law who tastes very good.

As for the more fierce ones, then rely on your own super endurance!

"I still remember the last time my daughter-in-law had too much fun, so when I came to Xi'an this time, she didn't finish too much, so she smeared a box of cool oil on my car seat. As a result, I was driven to the airport by my father-in-law that day! I heard my father-in-law say that after he took me to the airport that day, he drove out for another day, and when he came back, he said that his ass was a little too burning! ”

"My mother-in-law went to the car to take a look, and the car was full of cool and oily smell, which directly pushed my mother-in-law out."

The only one who can do this is their daughter.

After all, the man was too careless, and when he heard that his father-in-law meant it, he thought it was the cool oil he put in the car, but he didn't expect it to be his daughter's operation at all.

Thinking of the voice of his father-in-law's breath, the alpaca felt that he had to drink two more drinks with his father-in-law when he went back this time.

This is obviously a catastrophic funny for yourself!

When I heard the alpaca say this, Brother Wang's picture sense was also very good. Although the cooling oil incident did not act on him, the burning sensation that would come from his ass made it feel good just thinking about it.

That thing, ordinary people really can't bear it!

When the alpaca and Brother Wang were talking about this, the video call had not yet hung up.

Changsheng: "Sister-in-law! ”

Zhang Weiyu: "Then your wife is too good!" ”

The alpaca cried and laughed helplessly. "I can't say that I'm too good, I can only say that I'm too strong!"

If you say too much, it's all tears.

You must know that what his daughter-in-law is buying now, he basically doesn't dare to use it!

Even Lin Xiaodou, who was still cooking, was happy to interject. "Your husband and wife life is still quite harmonious, quality husband and wife!"

Although what you don't see on your side can experience the last wave, it is also a kind of learning.

can unconditionally accept many funny pranks of his daughter-in-law, I'm afraid it doesn't take a deep foundation to do it!

Hearing Lin Xiaodou shouting to turn off the video and concentrate on cooking a love breakfast, after making sure that there is indeed no girl in the video at the moment, it is rare for the alpaca to talk about more things between husband and wife.

Alpaca: "I'll tell you something I haven't said before!" One night, she said to put me in a uniform so I could see it! I took a video and sent it to me. ”

Zhang Weiyu: "Then? ”

At this time, of course, you can't ask your brother for photos, but I'm more curious about what his daughter-in-law has done!

It stands to reason that there should be something that makes a half-grown man like Changsheng have a nosebleed.

Alpaca: "Don't mention it! It's all tears! When I went home, she went back to her parents' house! ”

When he heard the alpaca's words, Zhang Weiyu said that he understood very well, and this was all ready, but the daylily flew!

originally thought that this matter would be over, but who thought about the next sentence of the alpaca, which made Brother Wang, who was still drinking water, choke and squirted out directly.

"On top of that, she actually put it in my stomach medicine! Live the day you know me! ”

Thinking of this early in the morning, Brother Wang and Zhang Weiyu immediately expressed their concern for the alpaca.

The same man naturally knows that it is difficult to endure some pain.

As soon as Changkong woke up, he saw a group of big men in the alien group saying to the alpacas that you were suffering. Thinking that he was having breakfast at this moment, he shouted at the alpaca.

"I happen to be eating snail noodles at this time, you ask the army to come and bring two servings back, I'll treat you!"

Originally, he hadn't eaten, and when he heard Changkong shouting for a treat, the alpaca immediately called the army to go on a special trip.

In no more than three minutes, the army successfully brought back the snail noodles from Changkong.

When I saw that the snail flour was bottled with mineral water from two farmers, the alpacas took pictures and sent them to the group.

"I'm going? What is it? ”

What about the authentic snail noodles that were said to be treated? What's in these two bottles?

"Snail noodles, I deliberately drank the water and put it in one sip! The taste is absolutely pure! ”

Saying this, it was a sigh of relief when he saw that the army handed over two more casseroles with lids.

I was almost tricked again, but fortunately, there is still authentic snail powder as a comforting product.