Under the silent gaze of the two bigwigs, Peter Parker, who was originally playing dozens of gunmen, suddenly felt a pain in his stomach.

Did you eat something bad?

But today, apart from drinking a glass of milk in the morning, I just ate an egg cake.

Could it be that the greasy fat uncle made something unhygienic or used expired flour?

Be sure to give some advice next time!

"Hey! Can we make a truce for a while? My stomach hurts a little, maybe I've eaten something bad, is there a bathroom around here? ”

Seeing this weird guy who suddenly came out to grab something, in a strange pose, covering his stomach with one hand and his ass with the other, and saying some inexplicable things, everyone thought that this guy was laughing at them!

"Kill him for me! You can do without things, but this masked spider-man must die! ”

The boss was ruthless, and immediately a series of bullets hit him, but he was dodged by the little spider in an extremely awkward position.

"It's Spider-Man, it's not Spider-Man! I said, can't you wait for me to go to the toilet and come back and fight you? ”

The little spider who couldn't raise his head behind the cement pillar and was suppressed by the fire from the opposite side had to discuss loudly.

Because if he can't find the toilet again, he will probably have to pull it in his pants.

The little spider wanted to cry without tears and suppressed the gurgling defecation, I knew that I wouldn't take advantage of the greasy fat uncle, and sure enough, there was no good goods for free, and it must be expired before I ate it!

Just when he was struggling with the choice of whether to let himself go and clean up these villains first, or simply run away and talk about it next time.

Suddenly, there was a much denser sound and screams in front of me.

The little spider couldn't help but poke her head out and quietly look at the situation, and then her eyes widened suddenly!

"It's Iron Man Mr. Tony Stark!"

I saw that those bad guys who he hadn't been able to take down for a while were completely reduced to lambs in the face of the powerful firepower of Tony's steel armor.

The strong defense ability allows Tony not to waste time to dodge in the face of a rain of bullets, and the powerful fire system on board allows him to casually bomb the enemy into slag, if it weren't for the fear of frightening the children, so he only turned on the electric shock weapon, otherwise these scum would have been dismantled a long time ago.

It didn't take a minute to finish the work!

"The one over there... Lay down your arms and come out. ”

Seeing that the foreplay was over, Tony immediately aimed his palm cannon at the cement pillar where the little spider was hiding, and then prepared to start loading 13!

"I don't have a weapon! I mean, I'm not in the same league as them! ”

The little spider was too excited, so he suppressed the heat flow in his abdomen at once, and then walked out immediately, probably for fear of causing a misunderstanding, and raised his two hands high.

"I know you, the Spider-Man who has been fighting crime in Queens, New York lately, right?"

Tony's words made the little spider faint with excitement!

"You know me? I mean, I never thought a big guy like you would pay attention to these little things! ”

"There is no small goodness, even the big people have to eat and sleep, don't they?" Tony followed the words he had memorized, and then walked out of the steel armor meaningfully.

However, in the next second, his face changed!

Burst...

"Sorry! Mr. Stark! I have to go first, could you please wait here for me for a while? It's just a little while......"

After accidentally leaking air, the little spider couldn't hold back any longer, and he kept running outside with extremely strange movements, while not wanting to give up the opportunity to get close to the idol in front of him.

Tony barely maintained a tall posture and nodded, but he was actually holding his breath.

After the little spider left, he immediately hid back in the steel armor as fast as he could, and then took a big breath of the filtered fresh air!

"Hahaha! I recorded that scene just now, and it was perfect! ”

At this moment, Dior's laughter came from the communicator.

That scene just now is really so joyful!

Tony, who failed to pretend to be 13, turned red, and finally snorted coldly and chose to ignore him, but contacted Harpy.

"Harpy! Tell me, what exactly did you do? ”

"Uh, I just put a little laxative in it... Didn't you tell that little spider to not show its strength, and then let you make a shock, it was all according to your requirements. ”

"A little?"

“... Okay, it's a vial, but it was a mistake, my hands shook a little, and it's all to blame..."

"Damn Harpy!"

After hanging up the communication angrily, Tony feels like he's going to be!

No wonder the fart just now is so powerful, whoever eats so many laxatives has to kneel!

If it weren't for the mutation of the little spider's body, it is estimated that Tony would have to send him to the hospital by now!

And Dior, who stayed in the Kun fighter plane and ate ice cream, watched this big scene, and tears of laughter were about to flow out.

Harpy, you're a genius!

After a long while, Tony, who was waiting for all the illusions and began to doubt his life, finally waited for the little spider to come back.

At this time, the subtext in the little spider's heart was: "If I wear a jumpsuit again in my life, I will jump from the upstairs!" ”

"Mr. Stark, are you really still waiting for me!? I adore you, can you sign me? ”

The first thing the little spider said when she came back was that she almost killed the sky.

Tony, who came out of the steel armor again, wanted to shake his hand, but he didn't know what he thought, kept a certain distance from him, and said politely, "Signature?" Absolutely. ”

"Great! Belch... I didn't leave with a pen or paper, Mr. Stark, did you bring that? ”

The little spider who rummaged through his body suddenly looked at Tony in embarrassment and said.

Tony took a deep breath and told himself to smile and not be angry, he was still just a child.

"It's a pity that I didn't bring it either, but this opportunity can be kept, and the next time you see me, I think I'll sign it for you."

"Thanks, Mr. Stark, you're such a nice man."

"You're welcome, so may I ask you a question?"

"Absolutely, that's my pleasure."

"Uh, can you ask where you're from?"

"Because I'm in a hurry, I'm in the grass behind," the little spider said very shyly.

"And how are you..."Tony asked, reaching out a hand and rubbing his ass...

"Oops, it occurred to me that there was a bunch of bad guys waiting for me to deal with, and now I had to get there! It's a pleasure to see you today, Mr. Stark! ”

Before I knew it, I had changed my clothes, and the little spider who was left with only the spider hood was questioned by Tony's soul and fled.