As always, I cook it with ease

The more it is repeated, the farther away it is from me

The skin is like a stained lather

I can't smell the colors, I can't read the tastes

……”

On the streets of the capital, the most "prosperous" in the country of Kawanoku, two wandering entertainers, a man and a woman, are performing their performances.

The woman was singing, the man was a magician, and between his palms was a little figure made of clay, and now the clay man was dancing to the tune and rhythm of the song.

This duo is quite new, and his talent is also very ...... After all, under normal circumstances, people's impression of the wandering artists in the duo is mostly the combination of a blind grandfather who pulls the strings and a young granddaughter.

It is said that these two people are cousins, but who knows what exactly is the relationship?

The quality of the people of Kawanokuni is worrisome, and many people's ideas are biased towards filth.

After the performance, there was sparse applause from the crowd of spectators, but the two poor artists did not receive any reward...... It's not because the artist's performance is worthless, and most of the spectators don't have money.

Or a lot of people don't like to watch dog food shows.

In short, it was another day without harvest, and the two artists reluctantly put away their stalls and left here with their backs lonely.

The spectators dispersed.

"It's another poor jingle day." After no one else was around, Hanyu said, "I think our performance is quite exciting, but why can't we make money?" ”

Soulmates are hard to find.

Hanyu tossed aside the "fortune prop" in his hand, he was a ninja and an expert when it came to the field of claymen.

"I think there's something wrong with the song, such a weird tune, normal people can't appreciate it." Tsunade then said.

She thinks that she has no problem singing it, but the song that Hanyu taught her has a problem with itself, whether it is the lyrics or the tune, maybe people can't appreciate it at all.

"Really?"

Hanyu fell into thought, Tsunade is indeed no problem singing, and her voice and her image have completely reached the level of "debut as an idol in order to save Konoha".

So there's really something wrong with the song? Isn't this form of singing, dancing, and rapping popular in this world...... Hey, why does Hanyu think that rap is popular in the ninja world, where does this wrong impression come from?

"Then next time you try singing 'The Queen of Kabukicho', do you have a head?"

“…… Hanyu, do we really want to count on making money like this? ”

“……”

It was a bull's-eye issue that kept Hanyu in silence...... They came out on a mission, and idol activities can't save the ninja world.

The two talked casually, and then Hanyu quietly winked at Tsunade, who nodded slightly......

At this time, several people were following them behind.

But it's not something to be nervous about, because the stalkers are just ordinary people, and their stealth methods are simply too clumsy in the eyes of ninjas to go undetected.

Wanderers in a foreign land, such as rootless duckweed, will naturally become the priority target of some "underworld forces", but a group of ordinary people who want to do something to ninjas have to say that their hearts are big enough.

Luckily, they didn't know that the two people they were following were ninjas, so they didn't have to deal with any psychological pressure.

Kawanokuni is a country riddled with holes, and having been in this country for half a month, Hanyu and Tsunade have already carried out several "reverse robberies" - that is, robbing those who are going to rob them.

So they tacitly and tacitly agreed.

As if they hadn't noticed anything, the two men went out of the city and continued westward unhurriedly, and then they came across a group of robbers not long after.

Before and after, there were more than a dozen robbers in total, and the poor wandering artist became a turtle in the urn.

The robbers were tall and short, fat and thin, but they seemed to be careful to hide their identities, each covering their faces and exposing only a pair of eyes, and they had a variety of weapons in their hands......

It's like they ransacked the backstage of a circus before robbing Hanyu.

"Strangers, hand over your valuables, and we can guarantee that your lives will not be harmed.

Don't try to resist, or you'll lose your money...... Hands, feet, noses, ears, we can always scrape something more off you. ”

The leader of the robbers took a step forward and spoke.

The bandit leader seemed to be a little dimintimidated, and although he seemed to be trying to say harsh things, they were not harsh enough.

So Hanyu saw through at a glance that this group of people was not a professional industry insider, and they were most likely just desperate ordinary people...... If it weren't for the fact that someone was idle and ready to play some kind of robbery game.

The robbers saw the two poor men stay there as if they were frightened, and the robber leader thought his threat had worked, so he nodded to his men, and the group began to gather cautiously forward.

"How?" Tsunade asked Hanyu.

"The hazard level is medium, according to the previous treatment method." Hanyu said.

This group of non-professional robbers just wanted to rob money, and they didn't have any intention of seeing it, and they didn't threaten to cut off any important organs from anyone's body, so Hanyu didn't feel the need to shout at them.

And the so-called "previous practice" in his mouth is just to rob this group of people, and then tie them up to a tree to cool off......

Although it is not a harsh winter now, it will not freeze to death, but it is cold enough for the fruit people.

Fortunately, the robbers chose a good place, and it is not a small road, so it will be a few hours before pedestrians pass by...... After suffering a little, I hope that they can realize that they have lost their way, or hone some professional skills before coming out to work professionally.

Hanyu just wanted to teach these people a lesson, and he didn't have much time to convince them.

"Bad taste." Tsunade muttered something in a low voice.

For this kind of accusation, Hanyu just spread his hands, and always need to consider the scale when doing it to ordinary people, but at this time, he hopes that the people who come to rob are a group of ninjas, so at least there is no need to hesitate to do it.

The next moment, the robbers rushed over with great momentum, and then ...... There is no then.

They didn't react at all, including the robber leader who was a little further away, and then found themselves on the cold ground.

Their consciousness is very clear, but their brains do not react, and their hands and feet cannot move.

"Now it's time for me to peel the corn."

Then their eyes widened and they became frightened, for they saw the man pull out a long knife out of nowhere, and come to them step by step.

This is the so-called wicked have their own wicked grinding, and Hanyu is not too troublesome, he even happily tirelessly tied one robber after another to the tree with his teeth chattering.

But Hanyu is actually very humane, he only corporal punishment of the robbers' bodies, and has no intention of trampling on the other party's personality...... Each robber had two cloths on them, one covering their faces and the other covering their buttocks and the front of them.

Soon, it was the robber's turn.

As the first evil, Hanyu originally planned to give him some special treatment...... The others were tied up, and he should have been hung at the very least.

However, just as Hanyu was peeling people off, the other party suddenly screamed, and after pushing Hanyu with some strength that he didn't know from, he turned around and ran away into the distance.

As he ran, he screamed nervously - the robbers were terrified.

Hanyu blinked innocently, then silently withdrew his hands, looking unsure of how the man had broken free from the paralysis caused by the blow to the back of his neck.

"It's not reliable." Tsunade shook his head, and then prepared to chase the other back.

On the surface, she condemned Hanyu's bad taste, but it was supposed to be just to maintain her image, and she seemed to feel that this kind of nonsense was quite funny in her heart.

But at this time, Hanyu stretched out his hand to stop her, "Let the other party run, after all, he is the boss, if he is stripped naked in front of his subordinates, how will he mix it up in the future?" It's just a fish that slipped through the net, and it doesn't matter, I don't lose anyway. ”

"Not a loss?" Tsunade was a little confused, but the two of them were not really robbed, and they really didn't lose anything.

was stopped by Hanyu like this, and at this time, that person had already run out for a distance, so Tsunade didn't bother to chase after him anymore.

Then Hanyu seemed to be afraid that this group of people would freeze to death, so he was very kind enough to help them light a bonfire, which burned fast and fiercely, and the robbers felt the warmth one by one, and many people even shed tears of emotion.

Scum, not only picked up other people's clothes, but even ordered these clothes in front of them.

"Friends, change your life and strive to become a good person like me in the future."

Hanyu said one last word, and then turned around with Tsunade and left.

They have stayed in the country of Kawanoki for enough time to move on to the country of wind, and the next specific destination is the daimyo castle of the country of wind.

…………

As night fell, the temperature cooled down.

The group of robbers who met Hanyu were really unfavorable, not only did they try to rob the elite Shangnin, but they were even more unlucky that they were still not rescued after being frozen for most of the day.

Obviously, this place is not far from the city, and there are usually pedestrians on this road, but no one appeared for half a day.

"How, how, what, I, we, will, will we freeze to death?"

"Don't, don't crow's mouth, big, big miss, no, no, didn't she run, she will, come back to save us."

"No, didn't you say it, you want to call the eldest sister."

"Okay, yes, but, but I don't think so, it's unreliable, the eldest lady seems to be frightened, first, the first time I went out, I met a stinky hooligan."

"Well, stinky rascal."

Obviously, their teeth were chattering and their tongues were stiff, but the robbers were exceptionally fluent when they scolded the stinky hooligans.

But even if they are mistaken for stinky hooligans, some people still don't lose.

After all, it's the eldest lady.

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