Chapter 119: Gaming Chair or Hippopotamus?
"! The dead bald man wants to introduce you to someone? ”
"Well, but I didn't ......"
"! His dead bald man has a hairy eye, and he introduces him to a tomato scrambled egg! Brother, trust me! The eyes of the dead bald man are the same as the piano girl he plays, Lao Tzu can eat the taste of barbecue by soaking and sprinkling some cumin. ”
"No, I ......"
"Anyway, you don't have to deal with him! I know you're busy with your career right now and don't have the time to go out and look for it, and I know you have a need. There's nothing to hide from Brother Kai, Brother Kai, I was more than you back then! ”
"Wait a minute, I'm ......"
"I'll talk to UU in a while, don't worry, I won't introduce you to the circle!"
"I ......"
"UU, are there any good-looking thieves, a few good figures, and a few innocent girls? Introduce me to my brother! Horse Batch~ My brother is a thief and handsome, and he uses him to introduce the object? ”
"Toot ~ Toot ~ Toot ~"
The phone hung up, and Ashimoto ran to get busy with his work. Xiaoxiao, this big mouth, added oil and vinegar to yesterday's dinner party and showed off on the side of Ashimoto, got! Ashimoto wilted and exploded in an instant!
Can this Nima endure it?
I used to talk about my woman, and now I'm coming to rob my brother again?
The bald deserve to shed their hair!
Jiang Miao, on the other hand, was completely stunned.
a DJ, what's going on with this Nima?
Shaking his head, he decided that it was more important to ignore it and play the game.
Today's training match and the devil solo session have ended, and the next thing is free time, Jiang Miao decided to start a live broadcast.
Regarding the live broadcast, Jiang Miao really didn't take it seriously, at least temporarily. The foundation of professional players is always the results of professional events, and it is a matter of late career or after retirement to spend time on live broadcast effects, and now tossing is purely picking up sesame seeds and throwing watermelons.
Especially when you start the live broadcast, you are distracted and responsible for the audience, so you can't go all out into the rank training, which is very entangled for Jiang Miao, who is busy with the proficiency of liver heroes.
Therefore, after Jiang Miao entered the professional arena with the help of the live broadcast as a springboard, she simply gave full play to the scumbag attributes. Throw it off when it's used up, and pull out the ruthless kind. This made the shark TV supertube in charge of Jiang Miao very embarrassed, and he didn't dare to talk about Jiang Miao, so he could only coax carefully.
"Ah Shui, are you free today? Live broadcast not? ”
"Brother Shuizi, congratulations on winning the game! Come on, the fans in the live broadcast room are also cheering for you, of course, if they can see you in the live broadcast room, they will be even happier! ”
"Brother~~~ I guess you must have forgotten the live broadcast account password, right......"
No, today I finally waited for Jiang Miao to start the live broadcast. The excitement of the super tube small change almost didn't leak, and the recommendation was hung directly on the homepage.
Although I knew in my heart that this guy was holding the purpose of making up for the live broadcast time, he still pretended not to know anything. Well, it's rare to be confused, and it's only happy to be confused.
"! It's on the air? ”
"It's a big groove! Is True Gil on the air? ”
"I'm Nima, Ah Shui, you are really more than three scum! The three scum use the live broadcast to play the game to interrupt the update, you just go and write to interrupt the broadcast! ”
"Ahhh
"What's your husband's name? Come, call Daddy! ”
The barrage suddenly floated densely, and Jiang Miao, who was watching, was overwhelmed.
"Well, it's okay! There are only competitive fans and beauty fans, but fortunately there is no such unappetizing thing as mother powder. ”
Breathing a sigh of relief, Jiang Miao didn't want to be disgusted by the Sima barrage of "The water baby doesn't cry, the mother is distressed".
Besides, even if I call Mom, do you dare to agree? I'm sorry, my mom is gone. Orphans, that's it!
Not much bb, go directly to the game. It just so happens that the liver is a little ruthless during this time, so take this opportunity to relax. At the same time, in order to make the show worthy of the audience, Jiang Miao does not plan to play the high-end game of Hanbok, after all, the waiting time for the ranking is too long.
As for the national uniform, the intensity of the master game confrontation is a bit poor, and there is basically no exercise effect. And the top king game also takes too long to match.
simply bought a new account in the first district, and in the future, he will play in a special live broadcast time, and the whole "single row from zero" is the same as dopa.
"From today onwards, I will play the king of the new account. Zone 1, there are snipers hurry! ”
As soon as the words came out, the boiling barrage disappeared in an instant.
Many viewers immediately logged on to the game, and those who didn't have an account in a district, or whose rank was too high, even ran to buy a new number, just for the last wave of TV.
"In order to ensure that the competition is fair, especially considering the gaming experience of my teammates, I have a three-minute delay. But I'll line up at 7:07 p.m. on the hour in the imperial capital, and if you want to snipe, you can pinch a little. ”
Jiang Miao bought a full-level number with more gold coins, and after matching two sets of general runes, he bought more than twenty heroes.
"Alright, I'm ordered!"
In the end, it is a district, and the qualifying of this segment is almost a second.
Then the sailors who lined up frantically shouted on the public screen, and Jiang Miao quickly became the target of public criticism.
Have you ever seen five people caught at the first level? Jiang Miao has seen it!
After level six, as long as the ultimate is cooled, you will come to the road together and lose a big one, have you ever seen it? Jiang Miao has seen it!
The other party's five-person Quan Nima is a five-speed shoe, have you ever seen it at every turn? Jiang Miao has seen it!
At the end of the battle in 20 minutes, although Jiang Miao easily won the first game of the qualifying match, the data of 6 kills and 13 deaths made Jiang Miao's face extremely black. But the audience just took a bite of it, watching Jiang Miao, who was thriving in the professional arena, being beaten into melon skin by sailors in the qualifying competition, and the strong contrast created a different kind of program effect.
Suddenly, the reward gifts floated one after another, attracting more viewers and making the live broadcast room overcrowded.
"Come again! 7.37 minutes in Imperial Capital time! ”
This time, Jiang Miao learned well.
"I ordered, what about you?"
As he spoke, the movements in his hands were deliberately half a beat slower. Not only that, Jiang Miao also referred to the operation of some anchors of Huya in the future, and blocked all the chat bar and player iD information.
Then Shi Shiran opened Acfun and casually found a sand sculpture video (mainly a nightmare video of a male compatriot who caused an egg to break due to an accident).
"Come on, come on, watch the video first, and pass the time."
Then the selection of people is operated in the background of the live broadcast.
"The 4th floor is in the order, if you don't give it, you will send it!"
"The order on the 3rd floor, the record can be checked!"
"Go down in two rows on the first and fifth floors, understand Yiha!"
"Yo he~ That's just right! The location is not conflicting at all, you go to the jungle on the second floor! ”
Just right? Just Nima!
Jiang Miao was just about to have a fight with the third floor of this sand sculpture, but suddenly remembered his own record in the first game. So, carefully copy and paste the iD on the third floor for query.
"Jungler on the third floor."
With a blank face, the message was silently completed......
People also played Sword Ji in the last game, 16 bars 0 bars 6, super gods, four kills, push the tower the most, make up the knife the most, have the highest economy, the highest damage, and kill the most. A slip of the achievement icon is simply blinding the eyes.
It's also a sword girl who plays by herself......
Horse batch~ What a shame! Lao Tzu has hammered so many professional orders, and today he doesn't dare to ask for a position in the silver segment!
Jiang Miao's mentality collapsed......
At the same time, in another live broadcast room, a clear voice sounded: "What are you playing in this game?" What about AD? Is it okay for me to slip away? ”
"What? Ash is not good-looking? When you say this, aren't you afraid that the barbarian will slash you to death three times? ”
"Forget it, then I'll play policewoman!"
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