Chapter 862: Battle of the Crabs!

"Hah..."

After a few moments, a monotonous syllable finally came out of the mouths of the three of them.

"Ha, haha......"

"Aha~~~~~~~"

The first syllable, like lighting a fuse, followed by the wild laughter of the three sons of Ral, almost scared the sun in the sky into hiding from the clouds.

This reaction ...... It's an exaggeration, although I laughed the first time I saw the owner of the seafood shop pull out his sword.

"Hey, Boss Lal, Boss Doug, Boss Geff, your laughter is too low, don't laugh to death."

Seeing that the three of them were already rolling on the ground with their stomachs in their arms, I couldn't help but pick up the scabbard and stab them in the head one by one.

"Too naïve, Brother Wu, you are really too naïve."

At that moment, the three of them suddenly came to their senses, and a carp rolled on the ground and leaped up from the ground, clasping his hands on his chest, and condescending to me in the posture of a victor.

"What...... What do you mean? ”

They are already laughing like this, obviously they have fallen for my trick, do they still want to quibble, Misaka expressed helplessness to the thickness of their cheeks and spat in his heart.

"Do you think the laughter we just had was because of this silver swordfish? That's why I said you were naïve. ”

Ral took a big step forward and pointed his index finger straight at me, like a judge pronouncing a prisoner's death penalty.

"Damn...... It's just your unwilling barking after being tricked, isn't it? ”

Momentarily taken by Ral's momentum, I couldn't help but take a small step back, and suddenly realized that Ral just said the silver swordfish, right, I haven't said it yet, how did he know that the salted fish in his hand that made him laugh was the silver swordfish? Could it be ......

I had a vague bad feeling in my heart, and for a while, such as walking too much at night, I would eventually encounter ghosts, and how can I walk by the river without getting my shoes wet, and other senior aphorisms flashed in my mind one by one.

"Huh, what's wrong? Isn't this like your usual self-esteem? Hahahaha!! ”

The current appearance of the three of them is like an arrogant monster who is enough in [Beep] Superman, temporarily beating the protagonist to the ground and surrounding each other proudly.

"Do you think we're here unprepared? In order to convince you and completely defeat you, we have spent a lot of effort, and now let you see, the evidence of your naivety!! ”

With that, Ral jerked a book across my face.

"What's that?"

I subconsciously became vigilant, and after saying goodbye to Alius for the second time, I now have a certain sense of rejection for things like books and notes.

When I took the book and put it on the cover, I was startled by the few big words on it.

【Eighteen Cooking Methods of Silver Swordfish】......

I'll it!!

There could be a book like this?!

"How about it, believe it, in order to deal with your letter, Doug Goff and I, but before the camp, I went to Lu Gaoin to take a turn, and studied all the tricks you might come up with, including this silver swordfish sword, we already knew, wahahahaha~~~~"

After speaking, the three of them were like monsters, holding their hands on their chests and laughing at me.

“……”

Kneeling on the ground in the posture of otz is hateful, lost, I lost, I didn't expect them to do this, and I didn't expect the idea of the silver swordfish sword, in the first world, Lu Gaoin would also have it.

It was I who was too smooth in front of me, so I underestimated the determination of these three guys, and it was me, not them, who were triumphant, and this time, I was convinced of the loss.

"I can't help it."

Standing up and patting the dirt off my body, I smiled convincingly.

"I'll admit, this time I lost."

The trio, who had just been twisting their hips in front of me with a strange smile, and were trying their best to mock me, suddenly seemed to have seen a ghost, and their laughter stopped abruptly, and the smile froze on their faces, and then they kicked up dust with a hula and pulled me away fifty meters away.

"Something is wrong."

The three of them turned heads to each other.

"Brother Wu actually admitted defeat so quickly."

"It's not like his style at all."

"Is there a future to this little bastard?"

I asked, sniffing the conspiracy.

"Practice has proven that caution is the best thing."

"As long as our three brothers work together, no matter what kind of danger is in front of us, we must not be afraid."

In this way, muttering softly that could be heard by people from afar, the three of them finally folded their palms together and shouted, with a posture of unity and unity to defeat the enemy.

The three of them discussed, but they felt that the military was settled, and they swaggered in front of me again.

"Okay, as a punishment for losing this time, this is the real letter I brought back to you, you're welcome, take it."

I handed them a crystal shell, a little bigger than a washbasin.

"Holy!!"

The three of them immediately became excited.

"What a beautiful shell."

The beauty of some things, even a man can't ignore it, this crystal shell in his hand is, although it is not as good as the 10,000-year-old golden giant shell that Elia's four-winged golden mermaid father gave her to sleep, but it is also small and exquisite, smooth and round, and the surface naturally flashes with a layer of crystal luster, making people feel like they are in the jeweled underwater dragon palace.

"Give it to me, I'll give it to Lisa."

Lal immediately stretched out his hand shamelessly, Doug and Gev looked indifferent, although the shells were beautiful, but they couldn't be eaten as food, why not use them to please Lisa's sister-in-law? This is how they are savages.

"Aunt Lisa, then I naturally prepared a gift for her."

I twitched the shell and smiled as I motioned for Ral to be quiet.

It's good, their vigilance has weakened.

"Wait, you seem to have misunderstood."

"Huh?"

The three of them stopped their movements and looked curiously at the huge shell in front of them.

"Is there any mystery that can't be realized?"

"It's not a mystery either......

I looked at the three of them speechlessly, obviously simple-minded guys, but they always like to complicate simple things, is this the translation of the tsundere stupid?

"Everyone knows each other so well, and I know your character, like those carvings, works of art, etc., are not as practical for you as food, right?"

The meaning at the moment is that you are all a group of foodies, but the three of them really didn't understand, nodded very cooperatively, and then suddenly remembered something, and looked at me with a broken face.

"So things like the Devil's Scepter of the Fallen Demon, the ugly monster statue the size of one to two, and the simulated tentacles of Andariel, you don't have to think about it."

"Hah...... Haha, that's just your delusion. ”

I shrunk my neck in a weak heart, all in all, I am also a victim, and I blame Varif for being able to fool people, causing me to buy such a large amount of useless things, so I have to stuff them with garbage as garbage.

"Ahem, to get back to the point, it's because I know your personality--, so I thought about it and thought about it, and finally decided to buy you food."

"That's right, compared to the ghost's staff, statues, tentacles and whatever, it's really more practical for us to eat."

They nodded in agreement, and suddenly thought of something, and looked at me with a look of deep hatred.

"So like seafood bread, psychedelic mushrooms or something, don't think about bastard!!"

"Hah...... Haha, you're just a delusion, really. ”

Afraid that they couldn't help but run wild, I took a step back without a trace, and secretly sighed in my heart.

It's been so long, I didn't expect them to remember it clearly, what a group of cautious guys.

"Ahem, all in all, let's get down to business, so this time, there is no doubt that the letter is eaten."

"That's it? Brother Wu, you ......"

"You don't want to use this kind of suffocation to trick us."

As he spoke, Lal curled his index finger and flicked it lightly on the shell, making a crisp sound of "oops", indicating that the shell had enough hardness.

"If you say that this shell can be eaten, then forget it, leave it to your Alice to eat, it is estimated that only he can bite it."

After testing the hardness of the shell, Ral spread his hands and shook his head helplessly with a sigh.

“……”

It seems that the teeth of the little ghost have spread and become a well-known weapon of great destruction.

"Who said it was this shell? Are you worried that I'm playing you again, and you're even scared out of your brains. ”

I sighed helplessly.

"What did you say?" The three of them were furious.

"I'm talking about food, here's it." As I spoke, I struggled to open the shell, and it was really tight, but if it wasn't like that......

Unsheathed by two scallop leaves, what appeared in front of them was a golden-colored crab with eight claws and two pincers neatly tucked in a shell.

"What is this, why do you have to put a crab in a shell like this?"

Surprised, the three of them expressed puzzlement, as if using an expensive crystal box of millions to hold a bottle cap that can be found everywhere.

"This is no ordinary crab."

I pushed the bridge of my nose and said proudly.

Is this finally the time? Hum.

"I don't know if you've heard of it, but Lu Gao is the gift of the god of the sea because of the legendary gold-colored flesh."

"Oh, this rumor, I've heard it, it's said that it's something more delicious than the three major delicacies of Curast, but I haven't seen it, I don't even know what it is, and I know that it's a false rumor at a glance."

Doug, the braggart king who has been in the bar all year round, how could he not know? As soon as I said that, he immediately started to play with his throat.

"Hmph, that's superficial."

I expressed strong disdain for Doug's remarks.

"It's the story of an old fisherman who challenged the powerful creatures of the deep sea that only dared to go deep into the depths of the sea that adventurers couldn't reach, and even those of us adventurers didn't bother to tell us."

"In other words, is this news true?"

Doug's eyes flashed with a glint called gossip.

"That's right, it's no surprise that you haven't heard of it, because this news has been passed down from the Second World, and in the First World, there are very few fishermen who can go deep into that kind of place."

I nodded, and told the rumors I had heard from the seafood shop-profiteer, word for word.

"Could this thing be ......?"

Lal table xiàn out quite Cheng dù shocked.

"Hmph, your reaction is not slow, that's right, this is the legend, the legendary gift of the sea god, the golden-color-meat, actually refers to this golden crab!!"

"Oooh oh!!"

The three strips were boiled by my passionate tone.

"Why did it become a legend? Think about it, if the three delicacies of Curast could be easily obtained and appear on everyone's table, would they still be called the three delicacies? ”

After a pause, seeing the three of them's glaring eyes, I nodded with satisfaction and continued.

"So, the golden-colored-crab, known as the legend, is of course even rarer, they live at the bottom of the deep sea below five thousand meters, and in a month, only on the night of the full moon, when the moon rises to the highest point, will surface for a short half a minute, which is not enough!!"

Like the host of a TV commercial, he knocked on the crystal shell on it with foaming at the mouth, and explained to the three of them as much as he could.

"This is not enough, those who want to eat these delicious crabs, of course, are not only us, but also powerful sea beasts, so, in order not to attract the attention of sea beasts, fishermen can only use a small wooden boat that is difficult for even a child to sit on, rowing to a depth of dozens of kilometers, just this alone, how many people die every year."

"That's the feeling!!"

Sanjoko nodded sympathetically, they had seen the power of the sea, especially Doug, a seasick man, and couldn't imagine what it would be like to row out of the deep sea dozens of kilometers away in a boat that even a child couldn't sit on, I'm afraid it would be easier for him than to single out Ballai.

"In addition to crabs, this beautiful shell is also a good thing, and if you put anything in it, it will stay fresh."

Veras, who was not far away, heard this, and her eyes lit up.

"This shell alone is worth that number."

I compared it in front of them.

"Isn't it!!" The three screamed.

"Of course, compared to the contents of the contents, this price is not worth mentioning, all of these add up, but it is worth this ......"

I gestured to them again, this time not lying, I really bought it for so much money.

"Therefore, accept this gift with gratitude,"

"Then we're welcome."

The three of them took it with a smile.

"Eat it quickly, although the shells can be kept fresh, but it is more safe to eat them in your mouth." I'm kind enough to build yì road.

"Yes, yes."

The three of them nodded desperately, looking like they were eager to sit on the ground and munch on it now.

"By the way, there's another rumor I don't know if you've heard of it."

Seeing that they had completely lost their vigilance, I added in a nonchalant tone.

"It is said that the golden crab has four pairs of claws and a pair of large pincers, and eats it in one way or another (whispering...... whispering). ”

With a bang, a thunderbolt seemed to flash above the heads of the three of them, staring closely at the crab's eight claws and two large pincers, and there was no room for anything else in their eyes.

"But there are eight claws and two large pincers, adding up to a total of ten, and three people can't divide it evenly, so why don't I eat one of them......"

I reached out to hold it, but as soon as I lifted it, I was caught by Lal's strong, powerful hand.

He raised his head solemnly, looked at me deeply, and said firmly and forcefully: "No need, brother, we believe that our friendship can easily solve this kind of trivial matter." ”

"Boss ......"

With tears in their eyes, Doug and Geve looked at Ral, who suddenly became very manly and captain-like, and couldn't say why they were moved, but they just wanted to be moved.

"So ......"

Putting down my hand, Ral turned his head and looked affectionately at the two brothers who accompanied him from birth to death, and the memories of the past scenes of desperate protection for each other flashed through his mind one by one.

"So you also know that I have Lisa, and you yourself are single, this crab, I will laugh at it."

Ral's movements were the same as his words, and while he quickly finished speaking, he grabbed the crab and rushed to a hundred meters away, leaving only a gust of fresh air for me who stood in place and was stunned.

"Ahh

Unfortunately, although Lal moved quickly, he still did not escape the pursuit of the barbarian brothers, and they seemed to be prepared for it, and pounced on Lal when he made a move.

"Let me go, you two bastards, do you want to usurp my position as the boss?"

Pressed to the ground by two tall savages, Lal struggled to protect the crab.

"Boss, that's what we need to say."

"That's it, it should be said, boss, you already have Lisa's sister-in-law, so it's enough for us to share the crabs."

"Shut up, you two foodies, do you only have food in your head?"

"Only the boss is not qualified to talk about us."

Great ...... Ah, looking at the re-diffused cold wind like a battlefield, the difference from just now is that this battlefield has excluded me.

"Wait, it's not a way to quarrel like this."

In the end, Ral, who was still the boss, patted his buttocks, stood up, and stopped him.

"Actually, think about it, as long as you boil this crab into a pot of crab porridge, won't everyone have something to eat?"

"Boss Wise!!"

Doug Goff thought about it, didn't he? Why didn't you think of it before?

Suddenly, above the heads of the three people, who were originally covered with dark clouds, a clear sun appeared, and the brilliant sunlight shone down, as if the precious friendship that permeated them was shining.

"Boil it into porridge or make crab meatballs or something, and the effect will be gone, so you can only eat it like this."

Standing in the distance, I added with a smile.

Bang!!

The dark clouds instantly shrouded the heads of the three of them again, and the brilliant and deep friendship that permeated them suddenly turned into a black-color-aura.

The pupils of the three of them dilated tenfold violently, and their white-colored eyeballs were filled with web-like bloodshots.