Chapter 50: Don't Play Stupid

Mia sat on the edge of the chaise longue while Asker straightened up and poured some sunscreen into his palm.

"Hey~" As soon as his palm touched it, Mia twisted her body and quickly dodged Asker's claws.

"What are you doing?" Asker was inexplicable.

"Tickle." Miya said in a greasy voice, a little tear in her eyes.

"Isn't it, you have such sensitive skin?" Aske touched it again, but Mia twisted again and hurriedly dodged.

Asker: ..................

"Little sister, something is wrong with you." He put down the bottle of sunscreen and said solemnly.

"Huh?" Miya looked back blankly.

"Your skin is so sensitive to the touch of the outside world, it may become your weakness!" Aske pondered.

"Not really, it has nothing to do with that." Miya lowered her head and said softly, "I don't know why, as soon as Asker touches me, I feel hot all over my body, my face is hot, and I want to avoid you quickly...... Captain, am I sick? ”

"Ah, yes." Aske said, "You'll have to get to Nora quickly." ”

Mia:..................

She was inexplicably gone. Asker lay down again, closed his eyes and didn't take a long nap when he heard a calm voice beside him.

"Isn't that right? Head. ”

"What do you mean?" Asker opened his eyes, and sure enough, he saw Eleanor standing on the edge of the chaise longue, looking at him condescendingly.

"Miya probably has a little affection for you." Eleanor pointed to Mia's back in the distance and said, "Since she came to confess to you in a different way, you can at least respond well, right?" It's not a gentleman's act to pretend to be crazy and stupid. ”

"I'm not a gentleman in the first place. Besides, that's just your guess. Asker sat up and silently took the bottle of sunscreen, "If people don't mean that, wouldn't it be embarrassing for me to reply to her seriously?" ”

"It's just a guess, but my instincts tell me it's right." Eleanor watched him squeeze sunscreen into his palm, and quickly whispered, "No need, I can apply it myself." ”

"Can your hands touch your back?" Ask, surprised, put the bottle down again.

"No, I have a towel." Eleanor took the white towel that hung over her shoulder and demonstrated, "I can put sunscreen on the towel and rub it back and forth with both ends in both hands." ”

"Wit." Asker said.

Eleanor was silent, and then said casually, as if inadvertently:

"But, since you've squeezed it out, help me paint it."

"Then sit down."

"Hmm."

Eleanor sat on the edge of the chaise longue with her back to him, and pulled her blonde hair in a ponytail around her neck to the front, revealing her fair, smooth back.

Aske casually helped her apply evenly, and suddenly noticed that her harness seemed to be a little loose.

Uh, no......

"Okay?" Sensing that his hand had stopped, Eleanor was about to turn and stand up, but sure enough, the harness snapped and shattered, and the equipment that had been overwhelmed fell off immediately.

Before Aske could close his eyes, Eleanor covered his chest with lightning speed, and then the light of her will flowed, completely obscuring it.

You can bring your own holy light! Asker is almost throwing himself to the ground, Eleanor, you really deserve to be a model for female knights!

"This ...... This swimsuit is a bit tight...... I felt a little smaller when I tried it on before......" explained the blonde knight in a panic, so ashamed that she wanted to dig a hole in the beach and get in, "you...... You didn't see that, did you? ”

"Nope." Asker chose to lie.

"Well, that...... Can you go buy me another swimsuit? Eleanor asked, clutching her chest and blushing, "It's in that little shop outside." ”

"Oh, yes." Asker thought to himself, saving me a bunch of people from coming to me to apply sunscreen, "What's the size?" ”

“37D。” She said embarrassedly, "I'm sorry for you, Captain." ”

So he let Eleanor lie down on the chaise longue, picked up the discarded bathing suit for her to cover, and walked leisurely out in his slippers.

"Swimsuit, 37D." Arriving at the store, Asker dropped the money on the counter and said.

"Buying a swimsuit for your girlfriend?" The shopkeeper was a Sicilian uncle with a full chin and beard, and when he heard this, he found it in the pile of hangers in the back.

"Huh." Naturally, Asker would not answer him.

"Do you want good quality, or bad quality?" The shopkeeper asked.

"Does it make a difference?" Asker asked casually.

"Good quality 2 dinars." The shopkeeper said, "Three of the bad ones." ”

"Huh?" Aske smiled dumbly, "Bad quality is more expensive, what's going on?" ”

"That's right." The shopkeeper showed a teasing expression of "you don't understand, young man", and said with a smile, "The so-called poor quality is that the model is deliberately made small, and then the strap is also designed to be more fragile." If you wear it like this to a swimsuit party, it will break if you are not careful, and then ...... You know. Young people like to pursue this kind of excitement, and of course, there are also those who have fun with their boyfriends. ”

"These people are really good at playing." Asker couldn't help but laugh, "Bring me a good quality." ”

"Hmm." The shopkeeper took out three suits, and Aske looked at them, then picked the most modest pure white model, paid the money, and went back.

"Here you go." Coming under the parasol, Asker threw the swimsuit to Eleanor, who was pretending to be dead, and said, "Next time, remember to buy a good quality." ”

"But I bought the most expensive one...... "Eleanor wanted to cry without tears.

"Ahem, sometimes expensive doesn't mean good quality, do you know that some luxury underwear can't be washed? It is said that the design is disposable, and the quality is certainly not very good. Asker began to change the subject.

"Oh." Eleanor nodded silently and took the bathing suit, the light of her will enveloping her into a cocoon, obscuring Asker's vision.

Half a minute later, the light cocoon opened again, and Eleanor, who had already changed into a swimsuit, stood up shyly, bit her lip and was silent for a moment, before pointing to the sea in front of her and saying:

"That'...... I'm going to go swimming, will you come along? ”

"No, I'm lying here." Asker patted the recliner.

Eleanor walked away with a regretful expression. Asker sat down in his chair, but did not immediately lie down, as if waiting for something.

After a few moments, Sidlifa, with long white hair, walked over and handed him a stick of ice cream.

"Thank you." Asker took the ice cream and took a bite.

"No thanks, in exchange, help me apply sunscreen." Sidlifa said.

Sure enough, Asker was not surprised, so he honestly helped her smooth out her back.

"What about the front?" Sidlifa turned around and suddenly pressed his hand to his chest, "The front must be painted too." ”

"Aren't you able to paint it yourself?" Asker hurriedly withdrew his hand.

"No, I want you to paint it on me." Sidlifa is stubborn.

"Why?"

"No why." She said forcefully, "Because I like it." And you ate my ice cream, don't be in debt. ”

Asker: ..................

It always feels like Sidlifa is a different person, exactly like the original honey.

At this time, Sidlifa grabbed his wrist hard to prevent him from leaving, and Asker certainly couldn't activate the conceptual armament, drawing a long sword from the void and cutting her down. The two were deadlocked for a moment, and he could only compromise and say:

"Why don't I paint your arms and legs for you, and you can do the rest yourself, okay?"

"Okay." Sidlifa nodded, then smiled brightly.