Chapter 90: The experience of having a sand sculpture teammate
"Ah???h Chu Xiaoting only reacted at this time: "Cousin, I hit you?" It's because there are too many people in your live broadcast room, I'm too nervous! ”
This is a direct dumping of the pot.
The people in Li Yi's live broadcast room burst out laughing.
"666, this is the most convincing reason I've ever seen to take down a teammate."
"No matter how strong Boss Ren Li is, he never thought that he would be killed like this."
"Even if you run 4, you can't withstand a few bullets from your teammates."
“……”
When Li Yi heard Chu Xiaoting's words, he said with a bitter face: "Cousin, then what are you waiting for?" Still don't want to save me? ”
"Oh, oh, I'll pull you!" Chu Xiaoting immediately squatted down and pulled Li Yi.
But at this time.
Two grenades were thrown in from the window in succession.
One was thrown at Chu Xiaoting's feet, and the other was directly stuffed into Li Yi's mouth.
Rumble! ~
Li Yi's screen turned gray directly.
He was the champion of the Cat Tooth Destiny Cup Entertainment Competition, and he landed in a box in this way?
He stared at Chu Xiaoting with a bad face: "Xiaoting, you just dragged me to P City to land into a box?" ”
Chu Xiaoting stuck out her tongue and said curtly: "That, jumping P City seems to be different from what I imagined." ”
"Humph!" Xi Yan expressed anger and snorted.
However, there are many people in Li Yi's live broadcast room who sent barrages to ask Chu Xiaoting.
"Boss Li, please your cousin's live broadcast room, this voice makes me love."
"I love my cousin's Lolita sound, beg for the live broadcast room!"
"I just like this kind of sand sculpture girlfriend, I want to be Boss Li's cousin-in-law."
“……”
See here.
Li Yi didn't forget to give Chu Xiaoting an advertisement: "My cousin hasn't started broadcasting yet, her ID is called Xiaotuantuan, and I will notify everyone when the broadcast starts." ”
There are thousands of people in the world, and it is not surprising that some people like the voice of his sand sculpture cousin.
Maybe someone will like her sand sculpture after her live broadcast.
Naturally, it is also possible that his fans are Aiwu and Wu.
Anyway, the second game begins.
This time, the trio didn't match up with teammates.
got on the plane.
This time, Chu Xiaoting seemed to be cowardly, and decisively marked S City at the end of the route: "This time, we will jump a little far." ”
When they got to the sky above S City, the three of them parachuted decisively.
What I didn't expect was that there was another team jumping here in this small town.
As soon as it landed.
Li Yi went straight to a house.
He picked up an AKM for the first house, then took two more houses, and the red dot was found.
Good luck.
AKM is proficient in activation.
And at this time.
Chu Xiaoting's shout sounded: "Xiyan, cousin, help, I didn't rob it, someone chased me!" ”
Shouting, she ran to the nearest Xi Yan.
Li Yi also had to rush to his cousin of the sand sculpture.
But when he got closer, Li Yi encountered a person.
The two of them came out of the wall almost at the same time.
Gunshots rang out.
This person's reaction was not as fast as Li Yi's, and his gun was not as accurate as Li Yi's, so he was directly knocked down by Li Yi.
But just when Li Yi wanted to make up for it.
Another gunshot rang out, and Chu Xiaoting was knocked down.
"hdui used UMP9 to knock out xiaotuantuan."
Chu Xiaoting's voice also immediately sounded: "Big brother, don't kill me...... Big brother, don't kill me......"
She has already switched to public frequency.
At this speed, I obviously didn't do much of this before.
This reminded Li Yi that she had done this at home before.
It's just that the person didn't seem to be on the public at that time and brutally killed her.
And this time she was lucky, the person who knocked him down turned on full frequency.
"How is it a little girl?" The man was directly puzzled: "Little sister, you still don't go to do your homework?" Actually playing chicken? ”
Chu Xiaoting was overjoyed that she had a chance to survive.
Under the strong desire to survive, she immediately said: "Big brother, this is my father's number, he went downstairs to get the courier, let me follow the two uncles and aunts to search for things, if he comes back and doesn't die, give me 5 yuan pocket money." ”
When Li Yi and Xiyan heard this, they almost wanted to cover their faces.
People in their twenties were beaten down in the game, and they were so shameless pretending to be little girls.
Are they upgraded to uncles and aunts?
The point is that her lolita voice is too deceptive.
She dared to say that the other party dared to believe it.
The person who knocked her down actually packed it for her: "Little sister, your father is too hateful, isn't it?" Well, I won't kill you, let your uncle don't kill my teammates, and we'll exchange hostages. ”
"Uncle Li Yi, don't kill his teammates, let's cease fire." Chu Xiaoting immediately shouted happily: "Aunt Xiyan, come and save me!" ”
Li Yizhen was convinced of this sand sculpture.
Uncle Li Yi?
Why don't you call Daddy?
Li Yi sighed, squatted down and punched the person he had knocked down, and said, "Did you hear that?" Swap hostages, you crawl over. ”
This ridiculous scene made the audience in the entire live broadcast room happy again.
"Hahaha, it's still my cousin who can play, one dares to say it, and the other dares to believe it."
"Boss Li, I want to be your cousin-in-law, I like such a cute girlfriend."
"I feel like I'm in arrears of IQ, and I can still play like this?"
“……”
This game just has so much uncertainty, countless people who play have countless personalities, temporary handshakes, and a lot of things to see you in the finals.
After each of them had rescued the people, the people on both sides separated and searched in both directions.
"Xiyan, you give me a gun, I didn't grab it!" Chu Xiaoting immediately said to her face: "Also, give me medicine, but I didn't pick up the medicine." ”
"I owe you." Xi Yan shook his head, threw a submachine gun on his body to Chu Xiaoting, and then gave her a bag.
Bloodied.
Chu Xiaoting's face was full of excitement, "Xiyan, cousin, I'm smart, right?" Kudos to my resilience. ”
Li Yi complained: "Still like, pretending to be a little girl, you are embarrassed, saying that I am your uncle, why don't you say that I am your father?" ”
Chu Xiaoting was not ashamed: "Hehe, it's not important, the key is that the other party really believes it, it's the first time I've seen such an easy deception." ”
Li Yi ignored the sand sculpture and found a car on the side of the road to pick up the two girls.
But when the two women got into the car, suddenly there were 4 big men squatting next to them, and all the bullets hit the car.
No one expected this sudden attack.
No matter how fast Li Yi reacted, he got out of the car, and the car exploded and was also killed.
The three of them turned into boxes.
Then.
Chu Xiaoting heard the voice scolding her on the public frequency:
"Stupid, scolding is not about public frequency! Dare to lie to Lao Tzu. ”
"I hate women like you the most, if you die, Lao Tzu will whip you!"
"Lao Tzu hates being deceived by women the most!"
"There are also women in the game who lie to me,,,"
Gunshots rang out.
Li Yi and the three died, but the corpses were still ravaged.
In the box, Xi Yan scolded: "These people don't keep their promises, and they said that they will see you in the finals!" ”
Chu Xiaoting was stunned: "That, it seems that I didn't change the public frequency just now, and what I said was heard by them!" ”
“????” Li Yi.
“????” Shameful.
I'm a mother.
You deceived people, and when you say bad things about people, you don't know that you turn off the public frequency?
Xi Yan subconsciously looked at Li Yi, his eyes seemed to ask, are you sure your cousin can be the anchor?
But the audience in Li Yi's live broadcast room laughed directly
"Hahaha, I like Boss Li's cousin so much, such a stupid and cute girlfriend is so funny."
"Why don't you suddenly want to watch Boss Li eat chicken, but want to see Boss Li being pitted to death."
"Boss Li died twice today and made me laugh twice, thank you cousin for making me smile often, thank you for the two treasure maps!"
“……”