"Damn, I'm really a baby!"

After Li Ji regained consciousness, it took more than ten minutes to accept the fact that he had merged with the baby in the spherical spaceship, and the baby's body was not fully developed, and the sound it made became a cry of "woo wow, wow".

"Mr. Howard, there's a voice over there." An agent with pointed ears heard Li Ji's cry and pointed in the direction where Li Ji was.

"Let's take a look." Howard wore a retro sheriff's mustache, held a cigarette pipe, draped his suit casually, took a puff of cigarette, and walked in the direction the agent was pointing.

Several agents trotted all the way to Li Ji's location in advance.

"Report to Mr. Howard, an unidentified spherical object was found, and a crying alien creature, and it is not possible to confirm his danger and aggression for the time being, do you need to kill him on the spot?"

The agent's English was full of strong Montana flavor, but Li Ji could still hear it clearly. When he heard that he was going to kill himself on the spot, Li Ji's cry became louder.

"York, don't scare the kid, look at his appearance, where does he look like those alien frogs with green heads and short limbs?" Howard stepped forward, looked through the glass, and glanced at Li Ji: "What a cute little guy." ”

"Mr. Howard, I hope you don't be fooled by his appearance, the tiger was also very cute when he was a child! Look at his hair, what kind of baby has such thick hair, and you look at the tail behind his buttocks! There is no doubt that he is an alien creature! The agent righteously stated that it was their duty to protect Howard, and that when the duty was contrary to Howard's decision, the duty of protection would be carried out first.

"Okay, I'll admit that I lost to you, so let's take him back and check it first." Howard picked up the cigarette tube, and caught a glimpse of Li Ji, who was crying, and realized that his behavior was not appropriate, and put the cigarette tube down and put it in the pocket of his suit.

"Mr. Howard, do we need to transport this big ball with a diameter of more than ten meters back to the base?" Howard's lieutenant walked over and asked, a little apprehensive.

"Why not? Jarvis. I detected intense space activity here, but now it seems that this ball is the cause, and I need to take it back and study it carefully, maybe I can find some alien technology. Howard walked around the flying machine, "It's a perfect spherical shape." ”

"Do we need to get that little alien baby out of there first? The spherical shape is not very easy for us to hold, and there are bound to be bumps when we bring it back, in case he is too fragile...... "Jarvis suggested.

"Oh my God, I'm not a good father! Tony used to forget these little things a lot when I was a child, and thanks to you, Jarvis, now let me think about how I can get this cute little guy out without damaging the ball. ”

Howard carefully observed the surrounding of the aircraft, looking for the mechanical connection structure of the aircraft, but to his surprise, the entire aircraft was completely integrated, as if it was built as one, and the mechanical structure could not be found at all.

"Mr. Howard, the hatch seems to open automatically." An agent walked up to Howard, who was carefully observing the aircraft, and said respectfully.

"The hatch, I know, I'm figuring it out, it's going to open soon. What the? Already open? Oh, I see, it must be the same place I touched before, and that is the open button for the hatch, it must be like this, hahahaha! Howard laughed unreservedly, and Jarvis was a little embarrassed.

Li Ji had stopped crying, opened his eyes and scanned the situation around him, the people standing outside the aircraft were all in straight suits, and they didn't look like people to mess with.

"Hopefully they won't take me to slice and study." Li Ji can only pray in his heart, his current identity, but alien visitors, what legends such as alien corpses in Area 51, Li Ji has heard it since he was a child. And in these stories, the ending of the aliens does not seem to be very good, either imprisoned or sliced, and the best treatment is always hard labor in the basement, Li Ji seems to see his tragic fate when he thinks of these legends.

Howard walked to the hatch and looked at Li Ji's appearance: "Little baby, you are so cute, but you are still so young, the comb may not be very good." I suggest you shave your little bald head, or like those Chinese kids, you can shave your head well. (Li Ji's hairstyle is set according to Tenanx)

"Ah Fu Tou? You seem to be making me laugh? Are there still Chinese children with shaved heads? Li Ji wanted to refute Howard, but his voice was still "woo wow, wow".

"I'm angry, hahaha, the little boy is so angry, so that he can mature early and pick up girls early!" Howard stretched out his hand and hugged Li Ji out, "Hey, this small size, the tonnage is not low, and the frequency of changing beds in the future may be a little high." ”

Li Ji was still thinking about what Howard meant by this, and suddenly felt a little "urgency" in his lower body, and subconsciously wanted to hold it, but the child's spine was not fully developed, and he couldn't hold it at all, but in an instant, his lower body poured on Howard's body like a flood.

"Well, it's a good smell of urine, and I'm sure you'll be a good human." Howard praised in his mouth, but the slap slapped Li Ji's buttocks, and with two "snaps", Li Ji's buttocks became red.

"Mr. Howard, you're going to be sued for baby abuse." Jarvis reminded quietly.

"Oh, it's okay, you see, this little cutie isn't crying! I bet he enjoyed the feeling! Jarvis, you say, doesn't he like me very much. Howard laughed.

"I bet he doesn't like you if he likes Tony."

At the mention of Tony's bear child, Howard's face darkened; "Let's go, go back to base! You have to find a way to transport that big guy back, and I'll go first. ”

Li Ji couldn't hold back and didn't cry, although he was a baby, but his consciousness was a man in his twenties, and he cried because he was spanked, Li Ji felt that he couldn't afford to lose this person.

……

"This retro model is a bit excessive." Seeing Howard's car, Li Ji was a little worried, "This kind of old man's car won't turn off or crash off the cliff when it is driven." ”

Li Ji's heart was uneasy, and in this uneasy mood, he fell asleep deeply. Children are already sleepy, and it is easier to fall asleep when they think about things, and Howard gently placed Li Ji on the seat, his eyes full of the brilliance of fatherly love.