Chapter 17: The White and Fat Lord Gods

"Woo Woo ......"

"Hiccup, where the dog barks?"

After eating and wiping, and even destroying the corpse, Zhou Yi lay on the bed boredly, looking at the ceiling.

Waiting for the afternoon interview.

No, it's a one-sided chat with the main god.

"Lord God, you seem to have said before that our world is a borderless land, and all the gods have left a legacy here, right?"

The Lord God did not answer, keeping his high character.

Zhou Yi didn't care, and continued to beep.

"Since they have left a legacy, is there any supernatural power in this world?

If I don't say it, I understand it?

If I have extraordinary powers, why didn't I discover them before?

Am I living in a false world?

…………”

(10,000 words are omitted here, all of them are Zhouyi's self-doubt)

The main god doesn't want to pay attention to Zhou Yi, but what kind of trouble is going to be made about this bilibili endlessly?

Is it true that he is a bully?

"What the hell do you want to do, mortal?

The gods have given you permission, and you can find out for yourself.

Why do you even ask about this god? ”

Outside, Zhou Yi reached out and touched his nose.

He swears! Definitely not to hide your embarrassment.

Coughing lightly, he said helplessly.

"Lord God, I'm doing this for your good!"

The main gods were all laughed at by Zhou Yi.

For his sake, why doesn't he believe what he says?

If it weren't for the lack of taunting function, he would have been at odds with Zhou Yi a long time ago.

"For the good of God? Then you can tell me how to come for the sake of God. ”

After asking this, the program of the main god only felt that it was crashing for a while.

He seems to have been tricked by Zhou Yi again.........

Sure enough, Zhou Yi had a successful smile on his face after hearing his words.

"Why isn't it for your own good? The reason why I ask you about things on earth is not to prepare in advance.

In case of any celestial god system, each big man has left a legacy on the earth, and even a clone.

And I don't know, rashly recruiting foreigners to become reincarnators, when the time comes, one of these foreign main gods will buy cakes, won't the one who sells cakes know?

When the time comes, you will be exposed, and I will be cool too.

I'm precautionary, isn't that right? ”

The Lord God was speechless, although he knew that Zhou Yi was talking about a fallacy, but according to his procedure, this fallacy would work.

Knowing that he couldn't say it, he simply kept silent.

Whatever you say, I'll listen quietly.

The Lord God didn't answer, and Zhou Yi didn't care.

As long as you're still listening.

"Lord God, you are to blame for all this.

If you hadn't offended so many big guys at the beginning, you wouldn't have ended up where you are now, and you would have to wipe your ass. ”

The Lord God can't bear this, he really can't bear it.

"Mortals, the gods solemnly tell you that it is not the gods who take the initiative to provoke those supreme controllers, but the gods they provoke.

Also, the gods hide in your body not because they are afraid of them, but because they don't want to start a war between the supreme masters.

That would destroy countless primordial worlds, and would be detrimental to the great purpose of the gods.

You don't really think that this god is afraid of those who are in control, do you? ”

Zhou Yi nodded subconsciously.

Outcome......

As a result, the Lord God was good-tempered, and did not punish him, let alone withdraw the authority given to him, but fell silent again, as if he was too lazy to say anything more to him.

Zhou Yi shrugged helplessly when he saw this.

"Well, let's not talk about who offends whom, who is afraid of whom.

Let me ask you, can I recruit foreigners to become the main god at present? ”

The affirming voice of the Lord God sounded in his head.

"No, at least not at this stage."

Zhou Yi didn't ask why, because the reason was what he had just said.

"When will that be? You can't always develop the Oriental people as the main gods, right?

That would be so unfair to the West, and indeed to other places. ”

He's such a serious one... Pig... When a discriminatory person says such a thing, he himself feels disgusted.

However, in order to prevent being used by people with intentions, he could only endure his disgust and say these unconscionable words.

This is also the answer of the Lord God.

"Wait until you feel like you can."

Zhouyi "........."

Wait until he feels like he can.

What does that mean?

He thinks it's okay now, can it be now?

"Lord God, what do you mean by this? Deliberately testing me? ”

Then there was no answer to the Lord God he asked.

Even in order to prevent Zhouyi from finishing Bilibili, he took the initiative to cut off his contact with Zhouyi.

Unless he unravels the isolation, Zhou Yi will not be able to contact him.

At the same time, he couldn't contact Zhouyi.

Perfect.

To be a qualified agent of the main god, it is necessary to have perseverance that is far beyond ordinary people.

Ten minutes later, Zhouyi was still holding on.

Half an hour later, Zhou Yi was still holding on.

Finally, an hour later, Zhou Yi couldn't hold on anymore.

Because his ward was pushed open again, Miss Li Mengjie went and returned, accompanied by a police uncle he had never met.

Behind the two of them, there were more than a dozen reporters with microphones and cameras.

These reporters were obviously more professional than Zhou Yi, and they interviewed him after they burst into the room.

"Mr. Zhouyi, I am a reporter from Lincheng Evening News, and we would like to interview you about your psychological feelings at this time.

It is clear that he acted bravely, but he is likely to end up in life imprisonment, how do you feel? ”

Zhou Yi looked at the microphone that was about to poke into his nose, and then at Li Mengjie and the policeman uncle who were standing on the side acting as air.

Speechless in my heart.

When someone else was interviewed on TV, a large number of bodyguards stopped him, and he ended up here......

It's really more human than human, and it's infuriating.

He moved back, keeping a safe distance from the microphone that was about to be inserted into his nostrils, before speaking to the male reporter.

"How do you feel in your heart? I don't feel anything, and I don't want to laugh, really.

As for the impressions? I didn't dare think about anything. That's fine.

Well, next. ”

After speaking, he waved his hand like chasing flies.

The male reporter who interviewed him just now was stupid.

This... What's going on?

I didn't feel anything, and I didn't dare to think about sending him away?

After more than ten years as a journalist, it was the first time he had heard such an answer.

He was stunned, the group of reporters behind him would not.

A tall, thirty-year-old female reporter squeezed in.

This young reporter is much more polite.

"Hello Mr. Zhou Yi, I am a reporter who talks nonsense, we heard that you were beaten by law enforcement officers after you were arrested, I don't know if this is true or not?"

The reporter's young lady's inquiry fell, and Li Mengjie, who acted as the air on the side, and the male policeman instantly became vigilant.

One stared at the reporter's sister, and the other stared at Zhouyi.

Zhou Yi instantly entered the play and said indignantly.

"Where did you hear that? It's all!

How can law enforcement officers in our country know the law and break the law?

It's all nonsense, it's all framed.

Tell me who this man is?

Law enforcement officers who dare to frame our country must not be allowed to go unpunished. ”

The reporter's young lady was scared out of a cold sweat when she saw Zhou Yi's reaction.

The two airs next to it are still standing, will the tower be retaliated against after asking this?

Harmony or 404?

A group of people who are afraid in their hearts, but they still have to have professionalism. Asked again.

"So what's going on with your hospitalization? From what we have learned, you were taken to the hospital in the evening of the same day after you were arrested. ”

When Zhou Yi felt that everyone's eyes were on him, he was a little excited, a little wanted to laugh, and even a little wanted to die.

It's just that when he saw Li Mengjie next to him and the policeman uncle, he hurriedly suppressed the idea of wanting to die.

Shaking his head, he firmly vetoed what the reporter said.

"When I was hospitalized, I had an old illness, and it wasn't a beating by law enforcement officers at all.

I would also like to thank these law enforcement officers for getting me to the hospital as soon as I became ill. I didn't slack off because of my status as a prisoner.

They are all good and deserve their respect.

And not doubt. ”

The reporter's young lady lowered her head in shame when she heard this.

Compared with Zhou Yi, she felt that his ideological consciousness was so low.

No wonder people can be popular, but she can only be a small reporter.

was about to say something, but was pushed aside by another reporter with quick eyes.

"Hello Mr. Zhouyi, I'm ........."

Zhou Yi didn't bother to talk to these people anymore.

He is thinking about the big things that are related to the human beings of the earth and the future direction of the earth.

There's no time to talk to you mere mortals about the mess.

With a painful look on his face, he covered his chest with one hand, and pointed at the male reporter who was still talking with the other, and said in a trembling voice.

"Doctor, call the doctor."

The male reporter who was asking was stupid when he saw Zhou Yi stretching out his hand and pointing at himself, showing a painful look.

He didn't do anything, he didn't ask anything, why is this like this?

In order to show his innocence, he hurriedly raised his hands and looked at his peers around him.

"It's not me, I don't, you have to testify for me."

The remaining reporters around instantly moved away from Zhou Yi and the reporter, and took pictures with a click.

It's all big news!

Whether it can be popular tomorrow or not, whether it can be a young model in the club depends on it.

What should Zhou Yi's acting skills say?

It can't be said to be perfunctory, but it's definitely not superb either.

You can fool these reporters, but you definitely can't fool Li Mengjie, who is a policeman.

When he was performing, Li Mengjie realized something, made a gesture of please, and said.

"Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, the person concerned is now unwell and is not suitable for the interview."

Zhou Yi, who had a painful face, rolled his eyes when he heard this.

When was he blind, was he uncomfortable? It's going to get cold, okay?

Well, none of the people present were stupid, and those reporters couldn't see that Zhou Yi was completely pretending.

But they can't say it.

They are all wage earners, and they do all this to support their families.

For the truth of what happened, the justice in my heart and the law enforcement officers are facing each other head-on, and the investigation is carried out to the end......

That's either a fool or a fool.

So after Li Mengjie spoke, they lined up and left one by one.

The police uncle who was with Miss Li Mengjie also accompanied these reporters to leave, and in the end, only Zhou Yi and Miss Li Mengjie were left in the room.

Lonely men and widows are in the same room, and the next thing is.

Li Mengjie "This time the performance is good, next time continue to work hard." ”

Zhou Yi: "Oh! Good! Anything else? ”

Li Mengjie "........."

The door closed with a "bang", and Zhou Yi muttered to himself.

"It's rude."

"Alright, the trouble is gone, and it's time to get down to business."

After speaking, Zhou Yi closed his eyes and fell into a deep sleep......

No, he relied on the authority given to him by the main god, and closed his eyes and chose the white and fat main god.

The first attempt can't be too much, and not too little.

Let's make do with the whole number ninety-nine

First of all, you must be young, eighteen to thirty-eight years old, people at this stage are more adaptable, and brain holes can also be.

(Under the age of 18 there is no complete three views, and the thinking of more than 38 years old is solidified)

Secondly, you must have a certain understanding of novels, movies and television, myths and legends, etc., preferably like Lao Wang.

(After all, the heavens and all the worlds are all well known)

Also, dare to try, or peculiar brains.

(Only by having a clear mind can a clear genius create a clear genius main god space.) )

One last minute! Must be a countryman.