31. Agent 1 - D.Va
"Miss Song Hana, I'm S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent Phil. Coulson, I came to you today because I had something to discuss with you. ”
In the Paris base of S.H.I.E.L.D. in Europe, Agent Coulson walked into the office with several documents in his arms and two cups of coffee in both hands, and in front of him, Miss Hanna, dressed in hip-hop fashion, hurriedly stood up, the young girl was a little nervous.
This is normal, and anyone who receives an invitation from S.H.I.E.L.D. will be nervous.
But Coulson's gentle attitude and friendly face effectively dispelled this tension.
"Come on, don't be nervous, let's sit down and talk."
Coulson placed the brewed coffee on either side of the table, and he smiled at Song Hana before sitting down on the chair across from her.
Phil put his hands staggered on the table, he wore a pair of old black-rimmed glasses on his face, and looked like a very gentle uncle, and he said to Song Hana, who was obediently sitting in the chair:
"We've met once before at Eichenwald Industrial Park, right?"
"Uh-huh."
Miss Hana nodded like a chicken pecking rice, and she waved her hand and said:
"I saw you in a cool combat suit, operating a very strange instrument, like an electromagnetic cannon or something, anyway, that missile is so powerful, it blew up the body of that super robot in one fell swoop."
The quirky little girl gave Coulson a thumbs up, and said:
"You were handsome that night, Uncle Coulson."
"Well, you can actually call me brother, I'm not as old as you think."
Coulson picked up the coffee cup with some embarrassment, took a sip of coffee, and said to the girl in front of him:
"In short, since they are comrades-in-arms who have fought side by side, then I won't say those official words. Now that the events in the Eichenwald Industrial Zone have largely subsided and the investigation into your identity has been concluded, we are now certain that you are indeed not from the Ten Rings, but were accidentally involved in this terrible matter. ”
Coulson picked up the paper in his hand, he flipped through a few pages, and then said to the girl who was looking at him:
"So, you can go home now, but you have to sign this non-disclosure agreement. You should understand, child, what happened that night cannot be disclosed, it will cause panic among the population. ”
He handed the document to Song Hana, who jumped up and cheered, this girl who was full of youthful vitality took the document, hastily flipped a few pages, and then pointed to a supplementary clause in the document with a strange face, and said to Coulson, who was drinking coffee in front of him:
"Uncle, can you explain what this 'amnestic' measure means?"
"Oh, that's it."
Coulson reached out and made an explosive gesture to his bare forehead, explaining:
"Literally, in order to ensure that your life is not affected by these supernatural events, we will make slight changes to your memory. Including what you've been through in the Ten Rings for the past few months, the battle in Eichenval, and even this conversation between you and me, will be erased. You will forget about these things and start a new life happily. ”
Coulson looked at the undisguised worry on Song Hana's face, and he said gently:
"You don't have to be afraid, the technology about amnestics is very good at the moment, and it won't affect you in any way."
"Are you saying I'll forget about Brigitta, Uncle Steve, and that handsome iron man, all these wonderful stories?"
Song Hana looked at the papers in her hand, she winked at Coulson, and she suddenly felt that the freedom she had been longing for didn't seem so appealing anymore.
"Yes, you'll forget, but trust me, it's a good thing."
Coulson Says:
"For a young kid like you, life has just begun, you should enjoy life, fall in love, or continue your successful esports career, instead of remembering these dangerous things that ordinary people will never encounter in their lives, and no longer need to be shrouded in the shadow of those wars, those vicious enemies, those thugs, and the things you do while you are being controlled..."
"They're going to have a big impact on your life, and that's something you shouldn't be able to afford at your age."
"But... But..."
Song Hana could feel the sincerity and persuasion in Coulson's tone, the uncle in front of him should be a kind and good uncle, although he has a hairline that does not match his age, he should really think about himself.
But...
"Can you not forget this?"
Miss Hana stole a glance at Coulson, and she said with some confusion:
"I don't feel like these are burdens for me, Uncle Coulson, I think these things are great, although the days of being controlled and incarcerated are terrible, but as you said, what I have experienced is something that I would never have encountered in my life as an ordinary person, it is like suddenly jumping from a boring reality into another world."
"I've seen that kind of wonderful, uncle..."
Song Hana's eyes widened, put on a pitiful look, and pleaded with Coulson:
"Don't wash away my memories, I hope those memories, beating up those villains with Uncle Steve, stopping bad things with you, driving oversized bipedal robots, these things, these things, are fantastic! I don't want to forget them. ”
"Okay..."
"Ugh."
Coulson is not the kind of person who can't walk when he sees a beautiful woman, he is a well-trained agent, he commands one of the most important parts of S.H.I.E.L.D., there are more than 5,000 agents under his management throughout North America, he is well-informed, and he has talked and laughed with many, many people, so Song Hana's cuteness offensive has no effect on Coulson.
Coulson pushed his glasses, and there was a look of clarity in his eyes.
Sure enough, Chief Merlin is really accurate in looking at people...
Everything was as he expected.
"Well, if you don't want to go back to the life of ordinary people, then you have to be mentally prepared."
Coulson picked up another document from his hand, with a black and white eagle logo on the blue cover, and he handed it to Song Hana, who said:
"According to our assessment of you, Miss Song Hana, your physical fitness is only the level of an ordinary person, but your reflexes and stance ability against mechanical weapons have surpassed the category of 'ordinary people', so there is another plan for you here."
"Because of this Robotics Hub incident, the official has decided to expand the 'Watch' team, and we will additionally set up a 'Mechanical Affairs' team, at present, we lack pilots who have piloted real combat mechas, and you... You're a good fit. ”
"We've seen your abilities with our own eyes, manually manipulating rapid-fire cannons, hitting Dr. Ziegler in high-speed cruising conditions, and wielding the Titans to drive us people everywhere. You are indeed very talented, Miss Hanna. ”
Coulson looked at his watch, then drank the coffee in his cup, and said to Song Hana, who was in front of him with surprise in his eyes:
"Now, you have 10 minutes to think about whether or not you want to be part of S.H.I.E.L.D., I mean, a professional agent."
"Do you want me to pilot a robot?"
The young girl looked at Coulson, and she said:
"Like a robot made by the Ten Rings?"
"No, we have, it's much better than that."
Coulson smiled mysteriously, and he said implicitly:
"But those secrets will only be open to you if you become one of us."
"That's... So the daily life of you agents is not as handsome as in the movie? ”
Miss Hana raised her fingers and made a shooting motion, and she said with great interest:
"Fighting bad guys during the day, going to drinking parties at night to talk and laugh with beautiful women and handsome guys, and occasionally saving the world and so on."
"Well, we do have to save the world."
Coulson felt that he might indeed be too old to keep up with the thoughts of these young people, explaining:
"But we don't usually fight the bad guys in public, and we don't go to drinking parties... At least most agents don't do that. But to be honest, compared to the artistic exaggerations of the movie, our real life is not as exciting as you think, but... If it's really exciting, it's definitely a lot more interesting than the movie. ”
Coulson Says:
"There's still time, let me tell you the story of our time in New York, about the vampires and werewolves, and the entanglements of the dark wizards... Don't look at me like that, Hanna, you know that there are superheroes in the world, don't you still believe in these ancient legends? ”
"It's not that I don't believe it."
Miss Hana blinked, and she said:
"I just... It's hard to accept for a while, Uncle Coulson, just go on, let me think about it. ”
Ten minutes later, when Coulson had finished telling the story of the first vampire war, he stopped talking, looked at the little girl in front of him, and said:
"Alright, when the time comes, tell me your options."
Facing Coulson's gaze, Song Hana lowered her head, she looked at the document in her hand, and she whispered:
"I'm actually quite conflicted, I want to say no to you, but this job sounds so interesting. Especially when you tell your agent story so well... Can I give it a try first? ”
The girl looked up and gestured to Coulson, and she said:
"It's like induction, try it for a few months."
"Nope."
Coulson said seriously:
"Do it or don't, there's no such thing as a try in S.H.I.E.L.D."
"That's... All right. ”
The 19-year-old girl stood up, she took a deep breath, took a pen from her pocket, wrote her name on the paper in her hand, and said to Coulson:
"Uncle, then we will be colleagues in the future?"
"You should call me sir, son."
Coulson took the papers, and he said to Song Hana:
"Now go through the onboarding procedures, you will go through 6 months of training at S.H.I.E.L.D. Academy in the future, and then you will officially enter your job. But before I do, I'm going to show you something so that you can be mentally prepared for what you're going to do in the future. ”
Coulson stood up, and he held out his hand to the little girl, and he said:
"Hold my hand, by the way, you're not seasick, are you?"
“?”
Song Hana's eyes widened, not knowing why Coulson asked.
The next moment, Dobby the leprechaun arrived, and the leprechaun agent in a suit and sunglasses was attached to Coulson's leg with one hand and Song Hana with the other, and the shape-shifting spell was activated from a long distance.
"Huh"
With the distortion of the light and the screams of the little girl, the two men disappeared into the office, and a few seconds later, the two of them appeared in the desert of the North American hinterland, on the outskirts of the base of Pagassos to be exact.
"Vomit"
Miss Hana, who had tried to teleport so far for the first time, turned pale, and like everyone who had experienced the Transfiguration Charm for the first time, she covered her mouth and rushed to the side, and it took several minutes before she walked back to Coulson with difficulty.
"Drink saliva and feel better."
Coulson handed the water bottle in his hand to the little girl, who took a sip of water, and then looked at the barbed wire fence around her and the huge buildings in the Gobi Valley in front of her, and asked curiously:
"Where is this?"
"Secret base."
Coulson took out his agent ID and waved it at the overhead camera in front of him, and then led Song Hana all the way to the base, and took the elevator to the underground.
Coulson leaned against the handrail of the elevator, and he said to Song Hana:
"Actually, you're an unplanned factor, little girl, and there was no place for you in the mechanical warfare team. But one of our senior agents was recently transferred out of his post, so one of our senior mechanical combat units lacked a qualified driver. ”
"So what the hell do you want me to drive?"
After surviving the dizziness, Miss Hana began to become energetic again, and she asked with great interest:
"Is it really the kind of Gundam robot from the anime?"
"Well, sort of, it's hard for me to describe it to you."
Coulson nodded, and he said:
"But don't worry, it's almost there."
Two minutes later, the elevator stopped on the 12th floor of the basement, and Coulson took Song Hana out of the elevator, and in front of them, there was a large empty helipad, and in the dim light, a red and white painted F-16 fighter was quietly parked in the tarmac deep underground.
"It's an airplane."
Song Hana said with some disappointment:
"I'm not going to do this."
"Shh
Coulson put his finger to his mouth, made a silent motion, then took out a special, car key-like object from his pocket and pressed it towards the F-16 in front of him.
The next moment, under Song Hana's stunned gaze, the shell of the red-and-white painted plane moved, as if there were countless parts rotating at the same time.
The plane was completed in less than 1 second in an indescribable, dazzling posture, and then a 6-meter-tall giant robot composed of metal mechanical modules, very handsome, extremely good-looking, and equally extremely powerful, appeared in front of Song Hana's eyes.
It has a streamlined shell, a cockpit that pops open on its chest, coquettish swept wings on either side of its arms, limbs that look very well-proportioned, and glowing weapon launches behind its back and arms.
This thing is much cooler than those robots in the anime!
"S.H.I.E.L.D.'s highest combat sequence, codenamed 'Starroar.'"
Coulson looked at the little girl who was in a stupor, he chuckled and stroked his eyes, he said;
"Of course, we've always called it 'Red Spider.'"
"Anyway, Agent 1 Song Hana, you're now one of all the candidates for the Red Spider. Although I am very optimistic about you, you have to go through a series of studies and tests to prove that you have the ability to drive it, we can't just hand over such a big killer weapon to a 19-year-old girl right now, and, because of your peculiarity, you need a code name. ”
"Just call it, the name I had when I was an esports player."
The young girl looked at the handsome robot standing in front of her under the light, and a glint flashed in her eyes, and she whispered:
"I won't let you down, Uncle Coulson. I will definitely become the pilot of the Red Spider... Oh my God, I've loved it. ”
"The first goal of an agent's career... It's just amazing! ”
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