"I believe you're a ghost!"

Jiang Han wiped a handful of tears: "My family has always been a single generation since the ancestors, and there is no cousin at all!" Where is there anything that needs to be inherited! Not to mention that it's still a planet! ”

It all started half an hour ago.

Jiang Han, male, 23 years old.

With a height of 178cm and a weight of 89kg, he graduated from an unknown school in Wudu and also loves to manage discipline in the direction of computer science and technology embedded.

When I was in college, I loved to write novels.,But the strength is not proportional to the number of forced numbers.,Become one of the massive street writers.,There are three street works that are not famous at all.,Plus my own major.,After graduation, I barely found an internship with a monthly salary of 1,050,A job as a game planner for a game company with a regular salary of 4,000。

I thought I could get in touch with some powerful games after work, but it turned out that I worked for a year from the internship period to the official one, and Jiang Han's best work is the page game "Tie my chest brother and come to cut me".

This game is also a hit on the Internet, and it can be called the Maybach in the web game. But I'm sorry, Jiang Han is not responsible for advertising planning, but the plot planning that no one cares about in the game at all.

Just kidding, who cares about the text and plot in a game that can automatically fight monsters and find their way?

It's not.

On his way home from work today, Jiang Han met a man in black wearing sunglasses at the entrance of the mall, stopped him and said: "I am the administrator of the 300236467 of the Interstellar Administration, and I am now entrusted by my employer, you only need to pinch the screaming chicken in my hand, and you can inherit a planet left by your cousin's uncle's elementary school classmate who had a crush on his great-great-great-grandfather at the same table when he was in junior high school, 30 billion light years away." ”

Jiang Han frowned, feeling that things were not so simple.

I pulled out the note7 grenade from my pocket and glanced at the temperature displayed on the screen, 38°C.

"This person is insane, right, thirty-eight degrees and still wearing a black trench coat?"

Of course, the reason why Jiang Han didn't dare to say it directly to his face was because he was afraid that this guy would suddenly lift his trench coat, revealing a carcass that was not an inch and was dotted with wild chest hair. After all, there are a lot of perverts now, always clamoring......

Jiang Han swept left and right with the side light without showing a look, and did not see anything similar to a camera nearby, that is, it was not a roadside street visit or a spoof.

At this time, Jiang Han showed a confident smile, raised the middle finger of his right hand and supported his glasses, and two cold lights suddenly flashed on the two 400-degree lenses!

"I'm sorry, your copy is good, but I'm a game planner, and I won't believe what you say."

Although he refused so firmly, a minute later, Jiang Han still pressed the red cockscomb, the O-shaped mouth, and the orange screaming chicken.

With the painful cries of screaming chickens and the spinning of the world, Jiang Han came to a deserted planet.

The man in black in sunglasses, no.

He was alone, and the screaming chicken that fell to the ground.

Time comes back to the present.

Jiang Han rubbed his eyes, it felt so real.

"Warmly welcome Comrade Jiang Han to officially become the leader of this planet."

Jiang Han was still deceiving himself, and suddenly heard a voice beside him, and he was so frightened that he retreated. If you look closely, it's the culprit Screaming Chicken who has allowed himself to travel to this strange planet.

"Who are you? Why do you speak! ”

A pig who understands music, a dog who can play cards, Jiang Han has seen them all. But I haven't seen a talking screaming chicken!

The screaming chicken leans on the leg of the chicken and carries it around its waist, tilting its head and holding its bright red cockscomb in one hand, looking quite a bit of social chicken temperament.

"My name is Ji Ba, you can call me Brother Ji, I am the star core of this planet. It was I who entrusted the Interstellar Authority to find your inheritance planet. ”

Jiang Han burst into tears when he heard this, what kind of hatred and resentment is this......

Brother Ji looked at Jiang Han with gratitude, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Don't be too moved, our planet is in ruins, and now even the gene pool is not complete, and it is very likely that it will not pass the review in three months, so we still have a very difficult task next!" ”

"Which eye of your can see that I am moved to cry, I don't inherit this planet, okay? I'm going back to Earth......"

Brother Ji vomited a scroll of documents from his O-shaped mouth and lifted it in front of Jiang Han.

"You see, this is a notarial certificate issued by the Interstellar Federation, you are the sole and legitimate heir of this planet, and this notarial certificate is valid in the entire universe."

Jiang Han glanced at the document, and he couldn't understand any of the words in it, but the final signature "Jiang Han" was written in Chinese, and he could still understand it.

Brother Ji saw confusion in Jiang Han's eyes, and suddenly patted his stomach.

There was another hoarse scream, and Brother Ji hurriedly said: "Forget that you can't read the interstellar language, come and eat this interstellar language converter, it will automatically translate more than 8,300 languages in the universe into the language you master." ”

Jiang Han pointed to the palm-sized canned herring in Brother Ji's hand: "You call this thing an interstellar language converter?" ”

Brother Ji nodded seriously, and the red cockscomb on the top of his head shook and slapped indiscriminately.

"I've been fooled once before pinching screaming chickens, and this time it's just beating me to death, I don't believe it!"

A minute later......

", the words on this notarial certificate have really become Chinese characters!"

It's just that after reading it, Jiang Han fell silent. Because according to the notarial deed, he has indeed become the sole legal heir of this planet.

Jiang Han came back to his senses, got up and looked at the vast planet, and said with a long sigh: "Hey, maybe this is my fate!" From an unknown game planner to a master of the planet! Why should I be subjected to such torture! ”

Jiang Han looked up to the sky and roared, and the corners of his mouth could no longer be concealed.

Brother Ji rolled up the notarial certificate again and swallowed it into his stomach, making a hiccup sound of a rooster's crow.

"Don't be too happy, if we can't pass the interstellar assessment in three months, then my star core qualification will be exploited, and your status as the master of the planet will not be guaranteed."

Jiang Han turned around and asked, "What interstellar assessment?" ”

"After three months, there will be a special star staff member who will come to assess the development of a planet, and will score according to the development and civilization of the planet, and the planet with too low a score will be disqualified." Brother Ji replied.

"What happens if you are disqualified?" Jiang Han asked.

"Do you know about black holes?" Brother Ji asked rhetorically.

Jiang Han nodded, who doesn't know that the black hole may be the most massive celestial body in the universe.

"Do you know about toilet flushing?" Brother Ji asked again.

Thump!

Jiang Han fell to his knees directly on the ground with weak legs, and when the toilet was pressed to flush, unwanted waste would be flushed down the drain with the flow of water. If a planet is disqualified, it will be thrown directly into a black hole and shattered.

Jiang Han glanced back at Brother Ji: "This is not a special car for Ben Xiaokang......"

"Why don't you listen to the assessment requirements first!" Brother Ji came up and said diligently by putting his arm around Jiang Han's shoulder.

"Okay, tell me what the assessment requirements are."

Brother Ji picked up the chicken skin on his two arms, and his posture was quite a kind of drastic reform, grasping both economy and culture.

"In fact, the requirements of the planet assessment are very simple, one is to look at the number of creatures on the planet, and the other is to look at the degree of civilization on the planet. As long as one of the two meets the standard, they will be included in the list of continued observation. If the progress is particularly obvious and great, there is a certain probability of being selected as a pacesetter for interstellar progress, or a demonstration site for interstellar progress civilization. ”

Jiang Han became interested, it doesn't seem to be very difficult, and it's quite interesting!

"Then how many creatures are there on our planet now, and what is the level of civilization?"

Brother Ji picked his nostrils and put away the standing posture that the six relatives did not recognize: "Well, because I am a star core, I am not counted in the ranks of creatures, so the number of creatures on our planet is ......" Brother Ji clasped his fingers and counted for a long time, then suddenly raised his head and said seriously: "You are the only one." ”

Brother Ji's words were like a critical illness notice, directly sentencing Jiang Han to three months to live.

Life has big ups and downs, it's so exciting.

"But don't panic, when I went to the earth to find you, I also visited some places, and what I saw and heard finally made me think of an excellent solution!" Brother Ji has a good mind.

Jiang Han seemed to have grasped a life-saving straw, but because of Brother Ji's criminal record, he was skeptical of Brother Ji's methods. Jiang Han asked with an attitude of having no expectations and listening, "What way?" ”

"Although we have few people, we can take the way of talent introduction and bring in a group of human beings from the earth. Direct introduction does not comply with the regulations, but we can play a side game, let them enter the planet in the way of souls, and then apply the shell of our planet's creatures to perfectly bypass the rules! ”

Jiang Han's eyes suddenly lit up, isn't this method that Brother Ji said equivalent to letting people from the earth log in to the game?

It's just that this game is a planet that actually exists 30 billion light-years away.

With this real texture and experience, coupled with Jiang Han's ghost planning, this game is definitely a hit!

It's just that...... Wait a minute!

Jiang Han turned his head to look at Brother Ji: "The earth is three billion light years away from here, are you sure that the two can be connected?" ”

Brother Ji patted his shoulder and said: "Don't worry, after I thought of this wonderful plan to steal the sky and change the day on Earth, I made preparations early, and when I came back, I went to the Star Network business hall and specially ran an interstellar quantum broadband business for a year to ensure that the signal between the earth and here is transmitted in real time." ”

"And how many shells are there on the planet now?" Jiang Han asked.

Brother Ji took Jiang Han to the dim basement, there was no light in the basement, and he could barely see the surroundings clearly by relying on the light of a monitor screen in the corner of the wall.

Brother Ji came to the computer, crackled, and pointed to the numbers on the screen: "We only have one hundred units of materials left to make biological shells now, and this is all our family resources." ”

"What about the appearance? In order to attract players on Earth to play our game, we had to have a variety of character appearances and a variety of races. ”

Brother Ji crackled again: "Our current DNA library is very single, I combined all 5 pieces of DNA, and finally put it together into such a thing, you can take a look." ”

As the DNA on the computer is combined and spliced, a creature made of this DNA is generated on the screen.

Jiang Han squirted saliva directly after reading it: "I think our game, three points depend on God's will, and ninety-seven points should be cold......"

The creatures that appear on the screen have two attractive ears, a fat head and a big face, a prominent nose, and a round body.

This image Jiang Han has seen, it is a pig.

The only difference from a pig is that the pig synthesized on the computer is a maverick pig that walks upright.

Jiang Han's expression was a pill, but Brother Ji was very excited.

"I've been prepared on Earth for a long time, and when the time comes, we'll use the virtual warehouse as a connection device, and as long as humans lie down in the virtual warehouse and log in to our game, their souls will be completely teleported to us. It's just a question of how we can spread the word and attract a hundred volunteers! ”

"I'll leave this to me, I'm a game planner, and I'm familiar with this......"

Jiang Han is now a dead horse as a live horse doctor, and it depends on whether he succeeds or not.

Jiang Han sat in front of the computer and skillfully logged on to the website where they usually promoted the game, crackling like a tiger.

[Shocked! Why do the girls in the flower season ...... The eighty-year-old woman is ...... again How do middle-aged men ...... All of this is in the world's first virtual reality 5A-level masterpiece "Interstellar: Fight for Dad", now recruiting 100 ......]

Jiang Han, as a ghost talent of page game planning, has also inherited the company's tradition of "tie the chest brother to cut me" in terms of naming, and the game name highlights a concise and clear statement!

First of all, the word interstellar named the background environment of the game.

Secondly, fighting for the word dad is the key.

A contention for words, the relationship between the players.

This word dad, of course, refers to Jiang Han, after all, the planner is his father.

Give the player some candy obediently, and make your liver cirrhosis in minutes if you don't obediently!

[Chasing the wind: Wow! The name of this game is a bit domineering, "Interstellar: Fight for Dad", the planning is easy to play with one hand, and I am not afraid that the glass slag will sue you for bankruptcy! 】

[I was really wrong: it was actually a virtual reality game, and I was selected and sent a virtual warehouse? For the sake of this virtual warehouse, I have to pinch my nose and eat a bite of! 】

[Rongchang Pig: This screenshot screen, I can blow it up! ] 】

[Love villain classmates women's clothing: I can wear women's clothing, choose me for the first test, I am super sweet! ] 】

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