"You just farted, didn't you?"

As usual, after school, as usual, the social office.

The minister suddenly threw out a sentence that caused a stir.

"It's not me."

Bai Ya replied.

That's what the prisoners say. Uh-huh, I know, I know. ”

After the minister took it upon himself to express his understanding, he went back to reading the novel she had just read halfway through.

"Please don't pretend to understand."

Even though Bai Ya was a peaceful loser, there were times when he had to fight, such as now, when it was time to fight for himself.

But the minister had been reading the novel, and had not raised her head, her expression as if to tell that the topic was over.

"You're on my upper hand, and you've denied my question———— the above, proving the end, Q· E· D。 ”

Having said that, the book the minister is reading today is not a boy-oriented light novel, but a female-oriented romance novel borrowed from a friend in her class. Of course, she has confirmed that there is no "kissing" picture in the safety work.

"Minister, please listen to me, it's not me."

Bai Ya picked up the book that the minister was reading and strongly asserted his arguments.

"Ah, you guy! Give it back! I'm seeing beautiful places! ”

The book passed over the minister's head, and then farther and farther away from her. If you want to compare the height, the minister will definitely not be able to win against Bai Ya.

"Give it back, give it back to me!"

Bai Ya thought it was funny and wanted to play again, but before the minister could bite him — and before the minister was about to cry — he returned the book to the minister.

Then he said to the minister:

"It's very common for people who do it to deliberately speak up first and then blaze the blame on others."

"What are you talking about? Do you mean to say, I just farted? ”

The minister stood in front of Bai Ya, as if he wanted to accept his provocation.

She crossed her hands on her hips and looked at Bai Ya from bottom to top, looking down on him.

"Stupid, how could I possibly fart? Beautiful, beautiful girls don't fart! ”

"The minister just stammered a little subtly, didn't he?"

"Beautiful—beautiful girl! No fart! ”

"Look, stammering again."

"Bai Lan still dares to be so arrogant!"

The minister bit him hard. Bai Ya had long thought that the minister was about to bite him, so he rolled up his sleeves and stretched out his hand.

"It is true that in the actual investigation, it often happens that the first discoverer is the prisoner. Suspect the first discoverer, this seems to be the ironclad rule of the search. However, from the psychological level of the prisoners, they probably think that as long as they are the first discoverers, they will not be suspected. ”

Sister Ziyin said with one hand holding the library book. Coincidentally, what she was reading was a mystery novel.

"-That is to say, it is possible for Ah Zi, who speaks casually. On the surface, I pretend that there is nothing to do, but in fact, I might be secretly farting. ”

"How is that possible-"

Sister Ziyin's face changed greatly. She didn't seem to have imagined that once she joined the war, the flames of war might also burn herself.

"It's not me, it's true, it's true—you, you have to believe me!"

Sister Ziyin began to panic, and Bai Ya felt that she seemed to be panicking too much......?

"No, that's right, as long as you find the real culprit, you can clear my suspicions, and I should be able to do that. Someone like me, who has a perfect memory, can definitely judge whether it is different from normal based on everyone's reactions, and then see who is lying. ”

"Are you a human lying detector? No, if you're lying, there's no point at all. ”

"Are you still suspicious of me?"

The friendship of nine years of best friends has become fragile because of a fart.

But minister, girls don't talk about fart all the time, okay?

"Ah, yes. If it's Su Qi, you should be able to find out the real prisoner by smell, right? ”

After Su Qi blinked, she put the meat down and got up from the sofa.

She strode up to Bai Ya, and then pointed to Bai Ya's head—

"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!"

I bit it down in one go. Senior Sister Su Qi bit Bai Ya's skull, even the minister wouldn't do it.

"Nope."

"Why? Why? Ah——?h Could it be that the prisoner is Su Qi - it hurts, it hurts, it hurts! ”

"It's not."

There was a lot of chaos in the social office, even Xiaoting and Huanhuan joined the battle, everyone was giggling, chickens and dogs jumping, everyone claimed that they were not prisoners - the stunts of mutual bites were flying all over the sky -

Only then did everyone know the truth of the matter.

The prisoner was a kitten, and the kitten of Su Qi's sister's friend came to play in the social office, and then happened to make this mess in the corner.

Yu Xin: "But it's actually a cat?" That's a blind spot. They don't fart the same sound. ”

Bai Ya: "Girls don't keep talking about the word fart." ”

Yuxin: "Then what should I say?" Are you discriminating against women like this? ”