How hypocritical do you have to laugh to be able to fit into the world
After hearing from Gran that they wanted to see the mountain on the other side of the ocean, the men got their things ready and boarded the boat.
This ship was not an ordinary transport ship, but was specially built by the navigator Falk to travel around the world, because he happened to pass by here and happened to hear about the heroic deeds of the Wisdom Warrior Regiment, so he invited Marsham and the other five people to board the ship.
In addition to the resourceful navigator Falk, there were more than a dozen skilled sailors and a battle-hardened captain Sholsto, as well as the captain's wife, Mei Jier, who was not only beautiful, but also good at food, medical treatment, singing and dancing, and could go up to the hall and down to the kitchen, and one word described her as 'all-round'.
Girek and Malsham were really a couple, they were so seasick and dizzy that they vomited in the sea, and Taslo also joined in the excitement of the two of them, lying together and 'happily' vomiting out, not the ordinary scenery.
Gran and Li Wan'er are fine, they are admiring the beautiful blue sea together, occasionally they will see three or five dolphins jumping out of the sea and singing, seven or eight seagulls soaring in the sky, and the most seen are groups of white-flowered fish, of course, this has also become their food, the more they sail to the middle of the sea, the more they can see all kinds of strange sea creatures.
Gran put his hands on the safety railing and said: "I heard Falk say that the captain's wife is as beautiful as a flower and can do anything, I have never seen it until now, is it that this wife in his mouth is talking about fun, how can a woman sail with a group of big men, and she may not be able to see land for a few months." ”
Li Wan'er bit her lip and said, "I don't think he will lie to us, and there is no need for you to say yes, right?" ”
Saying that Cao Cao Cao arrived, a woman came to the deck, Li Wan'er pulled the corner of Gran's clothes and said, "Look." ”
This woman is graceful, convex and backward, with an extraordinary temperament, and she looks very beautiful, not like a woman who has been on a ship at all. Without skin care products, without abundant fresh water resources, and without fresh fruits to supplement the nutrients needed, the wind and rain at sea make it at least impossible to achieve radiant and fair skin, which may be due to the fact that the genes are too strong.
Gran: "This captain is really a good fate, he is not handsome or tall, he has a big belly, and he can marry such a beautiful wife, I really envy others." ”
With three brown drinks in her hand, Mei Jier stopped behind Malsham and said to the three seasick people, "Everyone will not get seasick if you drink this, and you will have a share." ”
Mei Ji'er watched the three of them drink it, and smiled sweetly, even Li Wan'er was infected, probably feeling the gaze of Gran and Li Wan'er, Mei Ji'er turned her head and nodded at the two of them, and then returned to the deck with three empty glasses.
It's really magical, the three of them have the attitude of giving it a try, and after drinking it, after a while, the head is not dizzy, and the body feels hot and full of strength.
Li Wan'er said to herself: "If I were a man, I might be attracted to her." ”
"What did you say?" Gran was a little confused.
"Ah, nothing, let's continue to look at the sea."
Gran: "It's weird even for you. ”
This 'also' pulled Li Wan'er's thoughts back.
"Is there anyone as weird as me?"
Gran twisted the bread in his hand in half, gave it to Li Wan'er, and said, "Don't you think that even if she gets along well with the people on the boat, I feel that she is out of place with everyone." ”
Li Wan'er tore the bread into small pieces and threw it into the sea, attracting a group of fish to fight for me, and said, "Gran, are you envious of others?" ”
"Wan'er, don't laugh, to be honest, I'm quite envious, but what, this is also my true thoughts, I always feel strange, my right eye kept jumping just now."
Li Wan'er pinched her face and said, "Don't be superstitious, it's just that your eyes are tired, and your eyelids don't stop." And in my eyes, Gran has a unique beauty, and no one can compare to you. ”
"Wan'er, your little mouth is so sweet!"
Marsham walked up to the two of her and said, "What are you talking about, hippie smiley?" ”
"Wan'er is complimenting me on my good looks."
Gran looked up, a look of arrogance.
"Hahahaha, just you? This is called the beauty of living and free. ”
After Malsham didn't get seasick, the whole person jumped alive.
"Malsham, stop me! See if I can't clean you up! Don't run! ”
Li Wan'er stood aside and laughed happily, cheering for them from time to time.
The two men on the side had black lines on their faces, and they talked about themselves with their backs to them.
Jirek: "When I wasn't with her, I felt that she was good anywhere, but now that we're together, I'm not comfortable anywhere, domineering and unreasonable, I don't listen to explanations, I sleep and occupy my place, and I always like to snatch my quilt, but"
Taslo: "But what??" ”
Jirek bowed his head, smiled slightly, and said, "But it's also a sign that she loves me and trusts me." ”
Taslo punched him in the head and said, "You're a girl, at first I thought it was an old man complaining about life, but then I realized that you came to show off." ”
Gilrick rubbed his head and said, "Don't you have a graceful child, gentle and beautiful, I wish Malsham could have half the gentleness of your wife." ”
Taslo: "You don't look at who I am. ”
"Come on, you're just a little lucky, if I hadn't let you at the beginning, maybe who's with whom now."
Taslo gave him a kick: "Watch your words, be careful that I'm not welcome." ”
Li Wan'er looked at the two people opposite, you punch me and kick me so intimately, plus such a wasteful moment, she felt that something was wrong, and said, "These two goods are a pair, right?" ”
Gran and Malsham were tired of fighting and had a truce.
Then Falk went up to the deck and said, "Let's rest for a while, and come down to eat!" ”
Li Wan'er glanced at Mei Ji'er behind Falk, her eyes were a little flustered, and she was sorting out her neckline.
"Jirik, Taslo is gone! What are you two still looking at the sea, get down! ”
Malsham shouted.
Gran pulled Li Wan'er down the deck first.
Although it is on the sea, because of Mei Gee's excellent cooking skills, even if it is a single fish, the seafood is very delicious.
Beer is indispensable for food, and Mei Jier saw that everyone had worked hard all day, so she deliberately took out two cases of beer.
Falk shouted: "Cheers to travel the world!" ”
"Cheers!"
Mei Jier: "What's wrong?" Not to your liking? ”
Li Wan'er shook her head and said, "No, I may have eaten a little too much before boarding the ship, and I'm not hungry yet." ”
Magiel picked up the cup and poured her a full glass and said, "Would you like to have a drink?" ”
"Thanks, you can go ahead of your business first." Li Wan'er took the cup in her hand.
Jirek and Taslo had been sullen and drunk because they had been yelled at by Malsham just now, and Li Wan'er saw that they were very aggrieved, so she gave them her share and said, "You two are really good brothers." ”
As soon as Gran wanted to drink it all, Li Wan'er grabbed her hand and said, "You can accompany me to the bathroom." ”
Gran looked at the wine in his hand with some reluctance, but put it down anyway, and said, "Okay." ”
Marsham looked at them 'sneaky' and asked, "Where are we going?" ”
Li Wan'er replied, "I asked her to accompany me to the bathroom." ”
"Wait, I'll go too, this wine doesn't smell good, it's really stuffy here, and I'm not in the mood to drink it."
The toilets are on the lowest deck of the ship, passing the captain's quarters in the middle.
"It's really difficult, I can't stand this Falk for a long time, no matter how much he scratches his head and makes a pose, he can't be fooled, he only has his sailing dream in his eyes, it's really funny, what is this ship used for is not good, but it is used for navigation."
"Husband, after tonight, you can use this boat as much as you want, just wait for the group of people outside to faint, and then throw them into the sea to feed the fish, hahahaha"
"You're a femme fatale, but I like you like that, and luckily I rescued you from the sea, and I'm really my right-hand man."
The captain kissed her, but Mei Jier was a little disgusted.
Outside the door, the three were dumbfounded.
Gran tried to tell the others right away, but was pulled back by Marsham and whispered, "Go back to our dorm first." ”
The three of them sat around the bed, and Gran was a little anxious.
Marsham: "Gran, listen to me. Let's go up so rashly to explain, who do you think will believe us except those two fools who will believe the words of outsiders, Mei Jier and the captain sing and explain casually, you naturally understand. ”
Li Wan'er: "Then do you have a plan?" ”
Malsham nodded
When the time was almost over, Mei Jier took Silsto's arm and came to the dining table, looked at the person lying on the table in front of her, and nodded.
"That's enough, let's get moving, husband."
Sholsto said, "You go and tie up those outsiders, and I'll come with them." ”
Mei Jier almost wore a goof because she accidentally touched Gran's itch, but fortunately, Gran held back her laughter.
Soon, the two men dragged the group onto the deck.
Mei Jiel woke up the group with the icy water.
Falk woke up and saw everyone tied up like this, shouting, "What's the matter? What do you two mean? ”
The sailors also began to be upset, and Falk made them stop shouting.
Mei Jier patted him on the face and said, "What do you mean?" My husband and wife have done something for you for so long, and they haven't caught any oil and water, and they were kind enough to persuade you to change to a merchant ship, at least you can make enough money to sail the world, but you don't listen, then we have to do you, and then I think that these brothers of yours are loyal to you, and they will definitely not listen to us, so they don't do it and clean it up. ”
"You guys"
"Less so, I'm annoyed right now!" Sholsto gave Falk a slap in the face.
Magiel took a knife and handed it to her husband, and Seulsto raised the dagger and stabbed him in the heart, but
"Who is it?"
A dart came from nowhere, knocking the dagger in his hand to the ground.
After helping Li Wan'er and Malsham untie the rope, Gran showed the dart that was shining in his hand and said, "I really can't stand that you would do such a thing to a dreaming navigator, and you are not afraid of nightmares at night with so many lives?" ”
"Dreams? Don't give me a calf, what's the use of dreams, it's better to be realistic than money! ”
Sholsto gasped for air, apparently interrupted by Gran, and he was furious.
Malsham pointed to the two in front of him and said, "Since you have said so, the three of us are not welcome." ”
Gran deals with the captain, Malsham deals with Mei Ji'er, and Li Wan'er rescues everyone.
"Hey, wake up." Jirek and Taslow drank too much and didn't wake up, Li Wan'er directly punched them, and said, "If you don't get up again, your wife will run away with someone else!" ”
"No, my wife"
Li Wan'er looked at the two and said, "Get up and fight!" ”
Li Wan'er asked the sailors and Falk to hide on the deck for the time being.
The captain was easily taken down, but Mei Ji'er was no ordinary woman.
Mei Ji'er took out her sharp sword, not afraid of the battle-hardened woman in front of her, and said, "Marsham, I heard that you are very powerful, but today I want to see if your double swords are powerful, or my swordsmanship." ”
Marsham: "Don't forget, there are still them, but we won't take advantage of the fire, I can take care of you alone." ”
"Huh."
Mei Jier didn't have any tricks, and she didn't bother to use these dazzling tricks, and slashed directly at the top of Malsham's head, and Malsham successfully blocked it.
"It's really hidden! I didn't expect you to have so much strength, but what's the use of just having a lot of strength. ”
Malsham took a step back, turned his wrists, and suppressed Mei Ji'er's sword, Mei Ji did a backflip, withdrew the long sword and smiled: "Is it?" ”
Then she took off into the air, wanting to do it again, but it was only a false move, and what she really wanted to attack was Malsham's side, and Malsham found that she had been hit, and used all her strength to get herself off the course but fortunately the injury was not deep. She was not easy to mess with, and Malsham threw out one of the swords, which had already been honed by Malsham so handily that it seemed to be alive, and obediently stabbed Mei Ji'er in the leg, and Mei Ji fell down in pain.
"I deserve to be the leader of the Zhiyong Regiment, but I won't admit defeat! I'm not in the mood to spend it with you, I'll just waste my time in vain, and I'll see you again! ”
Magiel threw her sword at Malsham, and as soon as Malsham took a gear, the sword in front of her was bounced to the other side and stuck on the deck, causing the sailors who were watching the battle inside to shudder.
"Hey!" Li Wan'er didn't have time to grab Mei Ji'er, but she threw herself into the sea without hesitation.
"It's a shame." Malsham shook his head in regret.
"It's really thanks to you this time, otherwise my brothers and I would not have been able to save our lives."
Falk raised his glass in respect.
"It's our honor, if you hadn't taken the initiative to invite us on board, we wouldn't have had the opportunity to perform, to be precise, you saved everyone."
Everyone held the wine glass high, clinked glasses, raised their heads, drank it all, poured the glasses, and the movements were neat and uniform, all in one go.
Laughter and laughter all night long
Later, the captain was still in charge of driving the boat, but there was always someone to supervise.
As for Mei Jier, no one knows her whereabouts, she may have sunk to the bottom of the sea, or she may have been rescued by other ships, just like the captain saved her in the first place.
After all, if a woman has the ability to look beautiful, naturally no one will care about her past.
Just like those people in our real life, the beautiful and handsome ones really have an advantage over others, and they are easy to get forgiveness, consideration, help, and so on.
The world is just, but there is no obligation to be responsible, fair.
The years are the fairest.
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