Chapter 519: Splashing Dirty Water (Part II)
The next thing Feng Yan has to do is to use all the pseudo-logic and lies to coax this group of guys, and forcibly splash dirty water on the scapegoat's body, which is what he is best at when he is a wolf.
Feng Yan pointed to the position of the chicken's head, and suddenly the rat and tiger on both sides of the chicken's head took a few steps back in the opposite direction at the same time.
The chicken head was stunned for a moment and then said angrily: "Don't slander people, you stinky boy, how can Lao Tzu be a ghost!" ”
The dragon head roared angrily: "Shut up, listen to him, before I don't ask you, if you dare to say a word, I will kill you immediately!" ”
The head of the chicken was roared by the dragon head, and he didn't dare to make a sound, although he looked at Feng Yan with anger, unwillingness and viciousness, but he didn't dare to say a word.
Feng Yan smiled and said, "Don't look at me so viciously, it's normal to be annoyed and angry when your identity is revealed." ”
Dragonhead: "Tell me why you concluded that he was a ghost." ”
Feng Yan pointed to the position of the chicken and the cow and said, "Have you noticed that among the 12 of you, only the chicken and the cow are sitting in the wrong position, I am referring to the corresponding zodiac signs corresponding to the hour markers behind you." ”
Everyone looked back, then at the markings behind the chickens and cows, and nodded.
Feng Yan: "That's right, Dragon Head, you answer me a question first, your realm should belong to the kind of people who want to play games with you when you come in, usually your consciousness or spiritual consciousness should only exist in the statues outside, so do chickens and cows sit like this every time they come in?" ”
Dragon Head: "That's right, we have the ability to transform at any time, and you can wander around the amusement park at will, I clearly remember that they didn't sit like this when they first entered the realm. Yes, I remember that they are all your own! ”
Feng Yan snapped his fingers: "Then can you use your clever little brain again, and think about it, when did the two of them start to switch places?" ”
The dragon head showed a contemplative expression on his face, and then his expression was like a light bulb on his head and he came to his senses and said: "I remember, about half a year ago, before I felt that ghost breath haunted, the two of them exchanged places, and I just told you that although we don't have an in-depth understanding of the time of the target, we will feel very twisted when we don't sit in the position that belongs to our own time, so this move of the two of them at that time still made me a little confused, but this doubt was only a fleeting, After all, it's not a big deal not to sit in the position of the hour you are in, and no one has a rule that everyone must sit like this. ”
Feng Yan nodded and said, "Thank you, Brother Long, then now it's my turn to ask the two of you, the cow corresponds to the ugly time and the chicken should correspond to the unitary time, the chicken you are too beautiful...... Ahh In the same way, I would like to ask the cow, why did you sit in the unitary time position of the chicken instead of your own ugly time? ”
The dragon head looked at the chicken head and said, "What do you ask!" ”
Here is a small trap buried by Feng Yan, in fact, don't look at Feng Yan said that the chicken is a ghost, in fact, the cow and the chicken are suspected, they have changed positions, Feng Yan did not only ask the chicken and not ask the cow, he asked both, but because Feng Yan pointed out that the chicken was the ghost from the beginning, everyone's focus inexplicably shifted to the chicken, and the dragon head will naturally let the chicken speak first, at this time it is actually a loss to let the chicken answer first, because the cow can choose a very liberal explanation according to what the chicken said even if he does not lie after the chicken finishes.
The head of the chicken hurriedly said: "We voluntarily exchanged places, yes...... It was the old cow who made me sit here......"
After saying these slurred words, an inexplicable sense of fear appeared in the chicken's heart, and at this time he realized that his innocent self seemed to be firmly clamped by an invisible iron hand and could not clear his name.
Niu Shou, who had been silent, raised his head and said in a heavy voice that was neither happy nor sad: "You lied. ”
One spoke in a slurred manner, the other answered calmly, and the verdict was set.
But that's not enough to condemn the head of the chicken, but sometimes there are unexpected surprises with the divine assist of the pig teammates.
The dog head said: "I remember, I remember, I remember the day they changed positions, it was the old cow who took the initiative to find the seat of the chicken, I sat next to him and saw that he got up and ran from the unitary time position to the ugly time position where the old cow had already sat down to change him, at that time the other brothers were chatting on the side, but I was seated in advance, so I remember this scene." ”
The monkey head also added: "Yes, yes, yes, I also remember that, I was also in power at the time. ”
The two sides of the chicken's unitary time are exactly the dog's time position and the monkey's Shen time position, and with the ironclad evidence made by these two, the chicken is impossible to deny, and this is the case.
The sweat on the chicken's anxious face came down, and he hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, I took the initiative to find the old cow to change the seat, I just said wrong, it was not the old cow who asked me to sit in his position, the situation is like this, some time before I changed seats with the old cow that day, I often listened to him and other companions discuss the folklore of the ugly time, I remember that he said that there is another name called the chicken when the ugly time is called, in this time period is the time when the rooster crows, I don't know why human beings are ugly and his old cow is benchmarked, and said that in fact, the chicken belongs to the morning." , the rooster crows in the morning, could it be that humans are mistaken. ”
Feng Yan secretly glanced at Niu Shou, who still looked not sad or disliked the old man, and said in his heart that this guy looks honest and honest on the surface, but he didn't expect the kung fu of stealing the concept to be so high, Lao Niu played a good hand that everyone is not familiar with the situation of the time against himself, and psychologically set the chicken head, creating a very magical feeling of ugly time for him.
The dragon head spoke: "You mean that when Lao Niu and his companions were discussing, you heard it, and you changed positions only when you were curious." ”
The head of the chicken immediately said: "That's right, that's it." ”
Dragonhead: "Who and where did he talk to at that time?" In addition, if the head of the chicken is telling the truth, the brother who communicated with Lao Niu at that time can also come out to testify. ”
Ji Shou said: "At that time, it was in Fountain Square, and I remember that the old cow was chatting with the old sheep. ”
The head of the sheep immediately blew his beard and glared: "Don't talk nonsense, I have never talked to Lao Niu about these things, and my brain is not so bad that I can't even remember what I said." ”
Niu Shou looked at the chicken head indifferently and said: "I didn't say these words, but you said that you wanted to change positions with me and said that it was more comfortable to sit ugly, so I promised you." ”
There was an uproar at the scene.
The chicken head was annoyed and said angrily: "Okay, I kind of understand, it turns out that this is a good game of multi-party collusion, the old cow and the old sheep and you, the stinky boy, you join forces to fix me!" ”
Seeing that the chicken was about to make a move, the dragon head roared: "What do you want to do!" ”
After the chicken head was intimidated, there was a vicious look in his eyes, although the dragon head scolded him, but he didn't make a move, but turned his head to look at Feng Yan: "Even if the chicken head is deliberately looking for the cow head to change positions, it doesn't mean that he is a ghost, right?" ”