Chapter 1 The beginning does not cross, the author wants to eat fart?

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July 20, 2014, Liaodong, China.

Li Yubin is going crazy, and he doesn't know which god he has offended recently, or which little ghost he has been targeting, since the day before yesterday, everything has really not gone well. Even if you are cautious, you can't escape the clutches of "Murphy's Law".

The more you worry about something, the more it will happen, and this sentence is really true.

Last week, I worked overtime and turned continuously, and the sleepy people seemed to be floating in the sky, not knowing the east, west, north and south. The more cautious you are, the more you make mistakes.

always felt as if something was pulling at his heart, and he was often in an intermittent mental trance, living like a melon peel.

No, I forgot to save the file after I finished it, and I was scolded mercilessly by the boss.

"I just take such a small amount of money, and I work so hard overtime, and in the end I don't earn you money?" Li Yubin thought indignantly.

In fact, I don't blame him for feeling uncomfortable, after all, let's not talk about crazy overtime, the company's computers are really rubbish-.

I clicked on the financial software and watched the mouse turn into a circle, but there was no response for a long time.

Yubin's heart did not fluctuate.

You can even pick up your phone and run a game of cool running every day.

Well! Little sheep are so fragrant!

A week ago, in order to achieve the speed efficiency required above, Li Yubin gritted his teeth and went to the market to assemble a computer.

Although it is an assembly machine, in order to work in the future without getting stuck and at the same time be able to play games, I took out more than 5,000 oceans to order accessories in one go.

This is the feeling of heartache, a hard-pressed little clerk, coldly took out more than 5,000 yuan to build a computer, how many ribs can be eaten, and are the ribs not fragrant?

"Forget it, buy it!"

Li Yubin thought about it, scratched his head, and sorted out the documents on the desktop.

No matter how hard it is, life has to go on.

Picking up the corrected documents, he stood up and walked straight to the boss's office.

Just as I was passing by the bathroom, the accident happened again.

Li Yubin, who was entangled in the fact that he had just disappeared from his account, did not notice a sign next to his foot that read "Slip carefully". Bigfoot stepped on a puddle of water stains.

β€œDuang~!”

A big fart squatted on his head, and the fall was very real.

Just as he was about to stand up, his hand slipped again, so he rolled on the spot twice and fell down the stairs.

"Poof! Poof! ”

"Who am I messing with?" A grief-stricken scream came from the hallway.

Li Yubin scolded and got up, rubbed his waist, and limped to the boss's office.

opened the door, and one didn't pay attention, so he scraped down the jade pixiu that was placed by the door and called beckoning wealth.

With a crisp cracking sound, a voice full of anger came from the room: "Li Yubin! You're really the master of what you can't do! Go to TM Finance Department to settle your salary! Then get out of here! Don't let me see you again! ”

Li Yubin, who was stunned, rushed up with anger in his heart.

"WC, let's go, labor and management don't want to do it yet!"

Li Yubin, who was holding his breath, packed up his things and moved out of the company without looking back.

Back in the apartment, looking at the small rental house of less than 30 square meters, Li Yubin suddenly felt a little confused about the future.

At the age of twenty-three or four, doing ordinary jobs and getting a meager salary, although he looks pretty good, he doesn't even dare to talk about love, let alone think about life.

In today's society, people's values seem to have become deformed, and they still can't see the future for their hard work.

If you want to get married, you must also have a house, a car and a deposit.

But how many ordinary young people who have just been out of society for a few years can get rich?

Graduation, work, blind date, find a woman you don't love very much and make do with it for the rest of your life. In the second half of his life, I broke my heart for my children.

Is the numb life really what you want?

Li Yubin was lying on the bed with his buttocks covered, and suddenly thought that maybe when he was in college, he went out to stay up late to play games with his fox friends and dogs, and when he jumped all night, he was defeated by someone who studied seriously.

Scold! Elimination is really everywhere!

"If only there was a chance! I won't let myself regret it again! ”

Li Yubin thought.

Although some people have said that reading is useless, ordinary people, no matter how rich their knowledge is, it is difficult to change their fate.

But it is undeniable that without knowledge, it is impossible to seize opportunities.

Can you change it?

Why not start now and make an effort to change yourself?

Thinking of this, Li Yubin sat up straight and turned on the computer. Anyway, the job has been lost, and the savings are enough to live for the time being, so let's see if there is any training and certification or anything like that, and report it first. If you want to change yourself, at least from this moment, you have to act.

After turning on the computer, I searched and browsed some training courses, signed up for intermediate accounting training, and the small treasury shrank again.

After clicking on the takeaway app, I looked at the spicy fragrant pot for more than 30 yuan, swallowed my saliva, and selected eight pieces of egg fried rice and pressed OK.

Suddenly, the irritability in his heart was incomparable, Li Yubin scratched his head, and comforted himself that it would always pass.

Fidgety and bored, he turned on the computer and prepared to relax.

Life always has to be relaxed, and if you push yourself too hard, it's really easy to collapse.

I started the computer, and I saw the screen flash twice rapidly, and then, a blue vortex appeared in the center of the screen.

"Damn, what the hell is this, I won't be so miserable, will I be so miserable, will I install a computer this year?" Li Yubin muttered.

"It's not going to explode!"

He touched the edge of the blue swirl with his hand.

Suddenly, his eyes went dark and he lost control of his body.

Li Yubin's eyes were dark, and he was panicking, and a mechanical synthesis voice that could not distinguish between men, women, and children sounded. "Welcome to the four-dimensional space-time station, I am the space-time planning intelligent system, dedicated to serving you."

"Space-time station? What is that, who are you, is this a paranormal event or am I not waking up? ”

Li Yubin couldn't believe it, after all, he was a young man who grew up under the socialist system, he didn't believe in ghosts and gods, at most, he read online YY novels, and he never thought that this kind of thing would happen to him.

"The space-time station exists outside the known universe as you know it, in the four-dimensional space, with the power to manipulate and regulate the three-dimensional world, and is itself maintained and constructed by four-dimensional beings."

"It's just that due to a catastrophe, not only the four-dimensional creatures are extinct, but the four-dimensional space is also facing collapse."

"Is there really a four-dimensional, I really can't understand what you're saying. You say that the four-dimensional space is facing collapse, what are the consequences of the collapse of the four-dimensional space, and will it affect us? ”

"Of course, with your knowledge, it is difficult to understand my existence, as for the consequences, it is like a cardboard box is broken, and the creatures in the cardboard box have no living space, and the microorganisms on the surface of the box may be able to survive, but due to the collapse of the structure, the space will overlap, and parallel time and space will intersect with each other."

"Even four-dimensional beings can only manipulate three-dimensional space, and can observe and interfere with time, but due to the irreversible nature of time, they cannot fully control time. Therefore, not only did it not escape the disaster, but it even spread to the three-dimensional space, which would have unpredictable consequences. ”

Li Yubin shuddered when he heard this, probably he also understood.

That is, it is very likely that parallel universes with different temporal speeds will descend.

Maybe Qin Shi Huang will talk about the world with Tang Taizong in the parallel world.

It is also possible that the physical plane will collapse due to the advent of the multiverse.

"So what to do? If you look for me, I have a way. Li Yubin said a little overwhelmed.

"Due to the extinction of four-dimensional creatures, we try to slow down the passage of time in four-dimensional space by disturbing as much as possible, on the one hand, to find some three-dimensional creatures that can be contacted, help them grow up, and establish the regularity of time and space. That is, you, are chosen. ”

Li Yubin was a little excited: "Is it time for me to run it?" ”

"Then can I become a big guy and then marry Bai Fumei and go to the top of the world?"

Li Yubin wiped the corner of his mouth and there was something crystal clear.

"It's a breeze if you work hard and get rewards."

The intelligent system said emotionlessly.

"Task? What task? It won't really be like what is said in the online article, failing to complete the task is punishment and erasure. ”

Li Yubin even felt a little bloody.

"Of course not, but if you can't complete the mission, maybe the relevant space will one day be unsupportable and turn into pieces. How it all works depends on your choice, it is only your three-dimensional world, or your own human business, and the rewards for completing the task are very rich, whether it is strength, longevity, knowledge, or life form upgrades. ”

Li Yubin's breathing has obviously become much thicker, and I believe that any ordinary person, in the face of these supernatural powers, will not be able to suppress his desires and control his own heart.

However, after Li Yubin calmed down, he looked at himself.

The original self, the life of eight-dollar egg fried rice, just wants a better life, does not seek to be rich and expensive, at least not worried about money.

But what if these conditions are met?

Sure enough, you still have to follow your heart and don't forget yourself.

And there is a sentence that Li Yubin agrees with very much. "With great power comes great responsibility."

The ancients told us that the heavens will descend on the people, and they must first suffer their minds, strain their muscles and bones, starve their bodies and skin, and act chaotically.

If you want to wear a crown, you must bear its weight!

"Anyway, I've had enough of this meaningless, even numb life! Then do it! ”

At this moment, Li Yubin decided to embark on an extraordinary and extraordinary path.

No matter what crisis or challenge lies ahead, at least don't spend your life empty!

"In view of the space manager Li Yubin's first mission, a novice tutorial and on-the-job training were issued, and the space planner Li Yubin was invited to accept it."

Intelligent system cold channel.

β€œοΌŸοΌŸ On-the-job training? Why don't you talk about the three-year college entrance examination and five-year simulation! ”

Ignoring Li Yubin's complaints, a platform rose in the space station, and there was a screen on the platform, and a streamer flew out of the screen and went straight into Li Yubin's brain, and Li Yubin, who was straight and straight, instantly fell into a coma and softened.

After about ten minutes, the doorbell rang, waking Li Yubin up.

Li Yubin shook his head, walked outside the door and picked up the takeaway, what happened in the past half an hour just now was really unreal, he needed to calm down now.

I walked to the computer and sat down, raised my head, and was suddenly stunned, because there was an unrecognizable icon in the lower right corner of the computer.

Li Yubin, who seemed to understand something, clicked on the icon, and the blue vortex appeared in the middle of the computer, indicating that everything he had just done was true.

However, at this time, with the explosive pain in the brain, a large stream of information frantically poured into his mind.

"I'm cracked!"

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