Beer Bear: Kick and stare ~~~~~ welcome to the second episode of "Konoha's Bizarre Adventure"! I didn't expect to be able to meet with all readers again so soon, it's so ......

Hinata: Ahem.

Beer Bear: Ah, I'm sorry, I forgot to introduce today's special guest, who is one of the important people in this game.......

Hinata Kohinata: Hello everyone, I am the "only" "heroine" of the dung work "Konoha Bizarre Adventure", Hinata Hinata, thank you for your support~~~~~~~ Mu Q.

Beer Bear: Is it my delusion, it always feels like you're aggravating your tone in one or two places...... And what the hell is dung? Is this doujin so bad?

Hinata: No, at best, it's a hundred levels worse than "X no Kong", and you can walk on the Avenue of Fame with your chest puffed up.

Beer Bear: Thank you so much for the compliment! Anyway, why is your personality completely different from the original setting? I don't remember Hinata having such a poisonous mouth!

Hinata: The setting? That's just the character in the script, and now we're not in the main play, do you think your setting will have an effect?

Beer Bear: That's right...... Forget it, this is the place to break the fourth wall anyway, and it's a bit silly to dwell on so much.

Hinata: So what? Do you have nothing to do with me, the lead and only heroine?

Beer Bear: Huh? To you...... Do? Do what?

Hinata: To show your apologies, I'll kneel down and kowtow a hundred times until my brains come out.

Beer Bear: Why do I kneel down and apologize to the character I wrote?

Hinata: Because you've written too many useless plots before, you didn't treat me as a heroine at all, didn't you let you cut your stomach on the spot, didn't you already reflect Miss Ben's bodhisattva-like heart? ლ(′◉❥◉｀ლ)

Beer Bear: No, you're only seven years old in the show! Seven-year-olds are capable......

Hinata: Lie! I read a lot of fanfiction! The level of a seven-year-old child is usually a punch Uchiha Madara kick Otsuki Kaguya! No matter how bad it is, you have to be a joint commander of the ninja world or something.,Why don't you come to me with any scenes except for selling cuteness and selling cuteness! Angry [○'Д ́○]!

Beer Bear: What kind of novels are you reading...... I don't deny that there is such a thing, but I think the protagonist still has to grow up slowly is the king, and if it's too fast, won't it collapse in the middle and late stages.

Hinata: Didn't it collapse in the first place? I've read the original manuscript before.,It's clear that it's completely two stories now.,Especially the protagonist of the first draft should be Miss Ben, right? My brother is still a character who was forcibly inserted at the last moment.

Beer Bear: You can still peek at the script, hey! Ah, wait, it looks like you've been asked to rehearse the first draft....... Forget it, then I'll admit it generously.,The protagonist of the initial setting is indeed you.,"Kaguyahime" is also your stand-in.。

Hinata: So what? Why did I give up the heartthrob Miss Ben as the protagonist, and if I replaced Miss Ben as the protagonist, I must be more than ten times more popular now, and the tips I received every day should be enough to buy an aircraft carrier.

Beer Bear: But no, male frequency can't write female protagonists, and now I don't write the transformation text, what can I do? can only make up a young master Hyuga out of thin air to make you retreat to the position of the heroine.

Hinata: Well, why don't you just buy the website, and write whatever you want, and Miss Ben will be the protagonist, right?

Beer Bear: Will you give me money! Don't make unreasonable demands that seem to be achievable, but in fact there are no doors, okay?

Hinata: So you mean not to do it?

Beer Bear: What do you do! You're asking too much......

Hinata used the "Crazy Meridian One Hundred and Eight Style".

Hinata opened the "Reincarnation Pure Divine Eye".

Hinata used the "jutsu method. Gossip Hundred Trillion Divine Air Strike".

EulerOlaEula!!!!!! One hundred trillion Eulers are omitted here! The results are outstanding!

Beer Bear fell, and Beer Bear hit GG.

Hinata: How's it going? Motivated?

Beer Bear: ...... Okay, you say it, you're the eldest sister, I didn't know you still had so many skills that could split the earth, and the big barrel wood clan had to kneel down for you.

Hinata: Very good, so from today onwards, you have to be brazen to make money, and then buy the website and write a novel with Miss Ben as the main character, understand?

Beer Bear: What does it mean to be brazen to make money?

Hinata: In your online literature circle, this seems to be called ...... It's called on the shelves, and you have to charge money for writing books to show people, isn't this brazen?

Beer Bear: Apologies! Hurry up and apologize to hundreds of thousands of online writers! There is no profit from writing a book, who can continue to write! People have to live! Do you want me to live on weeds and keyboard dust? You're simply ...... Sorry I was wrong!

Hinata: (retracts his stance and nods) Anyway, it's time for this dung book to be put on the shelves, let's set a small goal, probably ......

Beer Bear: In the case of 7,500 words updated every day, I am very satisfied with 1,000 subscriptions, at least as a full-time author, the basic living expenses can be self-sufficient, and I can continue to write with a guarantee, and I don't dare to ask too much for the rest.

Hinata: If you don't have any ambitions, let's set a goal of 1 million equally, and how about going to seppuku if you don't finish it within a year? Men have to be themselves.

Beer Bear: That's not the same level of ruthlessness, is it...... You might as well say that in a year it will be my time of death.

Hinata: It's okay, I want to open a little, anyway, it doesn't matter if there is more or less of a street like you.

Beer Bear: Thank you so much for your sincere comfort! Didn't make me feel any better at all!

Hinata: Wait, take the call...... Hey, hey, hey? There are other fanfics who want Miss Ben to catch up, right? I'm going to be here right away, and I'm almost done talking to the street here, well, okay.

Beer Bear: Do you have any other fandoms on the way?

Hinata: Of course, there are about 7,600 copies, and you'll starve to death with your appearance fee alone ( ́^').

Beer Bear: Forehead ...... In a word! Taking advantage of this great opportunity, I beg all readers to be generous after it is released on Friday, enjoy a few bites of food, and help this book continue to write or something, come, Hinata you can also say a few words......

Hinata-chan: (picks up the phone) Hey, hey, hey? It's so rushed, it's coming. 88, Bear on the Street, all set to a million and then call Miss Ben (leave quickly without looking back).

Beer Bear: Hey! Hinata? Miss? A word for the readers! ....... Let's go.

Beer Bear: (╯‵□′)╯(┻━┻Hit the street, your sister!) Isn't there a human right to fight in the streets?

Ay? It doesn't seem to be ......