"Synopsis! The girl who used to be friends and didn't take it to heart suddenly transformed gorgeously after a certain day and attracted everyone's attention. ”

"That...... I probably didn't do anything like that......"

"Outsiders, be quiet, we're currently discussing something important about whether or not the community is falling apart."

"Oh, it turns out that I'm an outsider who is currently being used as a meme in 100% of the conversation."

Ah, here's a real recap.

Half an hour after Megumi Kato's shocking confession, a café where the sun goes down is still full of elderly customers, who usually stay for hours with just a drink of coffee beans and sugar.

In such a sacred realm near the school, where you rarely meet your classmates, all the members of the "Simple Plan Software" gathered.

(Small burial: ??? ）

After everyone had ordered their favorite drinks, the opening conversation began.

Jiang Yu stirred the ice cream on the coffee, looked at Shiyu Kasumigaoka, who was sitting opposite, almost close at hand, and chatted with a smile on his face.

In other words, it is not that they are not interested in the topic being discussed, but they are so interested that they are discouraged.

So, in such a situation......

"Eh——?"

Jiang Yu suddenly trembled, and at the same time, a strange cry came out of his mouth.

"Uh...... What's wrong, Ah Yu? ”

Lunya, who was sitting beside him, cast a strange gaze. Megumi Kato, who was sitting with Kasumigaoka Shiyu opposite, also cast a glance at him.

"No...... Nothing ......."

Jiang Yu scratched his cheek and smiled wryly. At the same time, he secretly looked at the girl who was sitting opposite, who was pitch black from her body to her heart, and made an inquiring look.

However, Kasumigaoka Shiyu pretended not to see it—or rather, it became even more intensified when she saw it, and once again gently rubbed Jiang Yu's knee with her toes wrapped in black stockings.

“……”

Jiang Yu took a deep breath and began to silently recite the Ice Heart Recipe in his heart.

Kasumigaoka Shiyu smiled playfully, pretending that nothing had happened, and continued to advance the topic just now: "So because of what happened, her popularity among boys skyrocketed. She was even asked out to confess after school, which made her even more confused. ”

Megumi Kato didn't interject this time, perhaps because she understood that no matter what she said, she couldn't stop Shiyu Kasumigaoka, who was already excited about herself. So she just scooped the ice cream of the ice cream soda into her mouth, and showed a somewhat unrelieved expression.

As a person who was accused of confession for the first time in his life, this guy is really too calm. It's better to say that if it weren't for the fact that she happened to be seen by Kasumigaoka Shiyu from the window, the people in the club probably wouldn't know that she had been confessed.

Confession......

Jiang Yu shrank back, trying to distance himself from the black-bellied senior sister who was constantly moving on the opposite side, and at the same time showed a somewhat sighing expression.

He still remembers that after coming to this world, the only confession he experienced was a confession that was not a confession.

Well...... Because after all, it's just a game punishment.,So no matter what way it is.,It's not serious.。

Well, it shouldn't be true, right?

"So, Senior Brother Lun, and Junior, if it's you at this time...... No, what actions does the male protagonist have to take and what kind of plot does he have to develop to be called an interesting story? ”

Kasumigaoka Shiyu smiled and threw the topic to the two opposite.

Yes, it's better to say that all of a sudden, "You can be a home, too!" Teacher Kasumi's drama practice lecture".

"Senior Sister Shiyu, do you ask me?" Lun was also a little surprised, and then patted his friend next to him on the shoulder, "I can only give some old-fashioned answers, huh?" This guy who is also from the light family like Senior Sister, should have a better answer, right? ”

Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu did not refute, nor did he take the opportunity to shift the topic to Jiang Yu, but said quite meaningfully: "Then before the junior jun sorts out his mind, let's talk about the routine that Lunye's junior brother knows, right?" Ah, by the way, please show it in the monologue of the male protagonist. ”

"Hmm......" Lun also pondered for a moment, and said tentatively, "For example, 'What's the matter with this pimple in my heart?'" Where will I be guided? ’”

“…… Are you serious? I've heard this song before. ”

Kasumigaoka Shiyu's expression became a little sinister for a moment, but it quickly returned to normal.

"No, no, no." Lun also waved his hand quickly, "That's my answer, 'What's going on with this pimple in my heart?'" Isn't it true that I actually ...... her like this? ”

"It's really a stereotypical, boring, and old-fashioned answer that doesn't have any new ideas at all. Is there really any writer who would still write like this now? ”

"No, I don't think anyone is using it, right?" Lun also added weakly, but immediately under the intimidation of Kasumigaoka Shiyu's eyes, he continued to think, "Then for example...... After that kind of regular plot event, it immediately turns to the confession plot, right? 'I finally found out, actually, I ...... to you' like that? ”

"Ah~~ That's right, that's right. That kind of line, sometimes it will be said in front of the boy who confesses first. ”

Suddenly, from the next seat across the wall, there was a voice.

Kasumigaoka Shiyu raised his eyebrows and replied indifferently: "In a way, it is the most expressive scene of the male protagonist, but when I think about it calmly, it looks like the woman who was only on the ground in the past and was about to be snatched away, so I feel reluctant." ”

Hearing this, Lun Ye suddenly felt a cold sweat on his back, and said with difficulty: "Senior sister, isn't it good for a writer to say this kind of thing......?" ”

No, this is not at all a brutal event that can be summed up in the word "bad". It can be said that from the position of food and clothing, it destroys the fantasies of all fans who are looking forward to this kind of plot.

Kasumigaoka Shiyu smiled indifferently, shifted his gaze to Jiang Yu's face, who didn't say a word, and asked tentatively, "What about the answer of the junior king?" Is there any other possible plot development? ”

Jiang Yu shook his head, knowing that his abnormal state might affect the club. Therefore, after forcing himself to cheer up, he said calmly: "That's probably to change the narrative perspective and promote the development of events from the perspective of the heroine, right?" For example...... Well, to give an inappropriate example, it's the kind of narrative technique used in Mr. Fengchizi's new work. ”

"Ahhh~~" Lun also showed a knowing expression, "I understand, I understand, it's very powerful, right?" That kind of narrative! ”

"Uh......" Jiang Yu glanced at the expression of Shiyu on the other side of Kasumigaoka, and after not finding anything wrong, he replied, "Maybe it's more appropriate to call it a 'narrative trick', which only gives the reader limited information, and after reading the content from all perspectives, he can't grasp the whole picture of the incident, or even the truth." ”

This narrative technique can be said to be a sword that goes off the rails, but it is also a "sword that goes off the rails" that the creator has not reached a certain level and cannot use it smoothly and freely.

Kasumigaoka Shiyu opened his mouth quite calmly and took over the topic: "Ah~ It's the kind of development that deliberately makes the reader discover that the heroine is actually deliberately making those ambiguous moves in order to confirm the hero's intentions, right?" ”

Jiang Yu nodded and continued: "It's basically the kind of plot that makes people worry about the end but is reunited. The heroine, who has never been able to cross the line of friends, finally decided to make a last effort - one moment deliberately praising other boys in front of the male protagonist, and the other moment showing off as if someone invited her to date. ”

In this regard, Lun Ye's expression was a little subtle: "But in that case, the male protagonist will snatch the female protagonist back, right?" I always feel that boys who are used as cannon fodder are particularly pitiful. ”

Kasumigaoka Shiyu was noncommittal about this, and once again said the creator's right opinion: "But cannon fodder originally existed to flatter the hero, as long as you put your feelings into the hero, you don't have to mind so much, right?" ”

"No, senior sister!" Lun also lifted his glasses and insisted on his own opinion, "In real life, you can only have that kind of thinking if you live like the current charge of the male protagonist, right?" A disgusting otaku like me, who can only play a supporting role in real life, will inevitably be emotionally invested in the cannon fodder who is pushed aside in that scene. ”

"Ah......h

"Hmm......"

"Tsk......"

“…… You can say it...... Thank you for being ......! ”

"Forget it if you die...... Really, it's better for you to just die......! ”

As a result, Lunye's assertion caused everyone's strange eyes, and the words that came from next door were deep enough to make people think that they were in the dark deep-sea space.

The black-rimmed young man with black-rimmed glasses who was at a loss suddenly cast a distressed gaze at Jiang Yu. In this regard, Jiang Yu hesitated for a moment, secretly thinking about whether this kid was pretending to be stupid or really stupid, and finally found out that he was really stupid, and finally opened his mouth to solve the siege: "Yes, right!" And this kind of routine, right? The heroine who has become popular is confused, and she doesn't know what to think, so she asks the male protagonist to be her "fake boyfriend". How is this plot developing? ”

Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu understood what Jiang Yu wanted to break the siege, and after sighing, he lightly opened his lips: "...... Yes, indeed. ”

"Yes, yes!" Lun, who was amnesty, also quickly took over the topic and said in a big voice, "Although the actor was confused at first, he had to pretend to be a couple with each other." Although others coaxed him to be embarrassed, he still felt indescribably happy about the gradual shortening distance between the two...... But sooner or later, the actor will find out that their relationship is purely an illusion. ”

No matter how happy she smiled, it wasn't a heartfelt smile. No matter how much she looks at the male lead, it's not really love. No matter how much affection she murmurs, it is not true love. Such a sad "hypocritical love" story, referred to as ......"

"You don't have to say the abbreviation."

"Pseudo-love?"

Kasumigaoka Shiyu and Jiang Yu said this sentence almost at the same time. By the way, the former sentence is from Kasumigaoka Shiyu, who seems to disagree with the trend of insisting on abbreviating all works in these years.,The latter sentence is from a work that reminds me of a famous party struggle + stomach ache because of this description.。

Lun was stunned for a moment when he heard this, then laughed and patted Jiang Yu's shoulder and gave a thumbs up: "Not bad, Ah Yu!" Then I'll move on - the male protagonists feel uncomfortable with their own superficial behavior, and the accumulated psychological pressure finally explodes, and the fake relationship between the two comes to an end. ”

Kasumigaoka Shiyu replied with a faint expression: "I see, that's really a big crisis." ”

No, if it's a big crisis, can you tell me a little bit about your worried face or tone?

"The more serious the crisis, the more significant the happy ending after overcoming the difficulties with a great reversal, isn't it? The ups and downs of the plot can stir up the story, and it can also make us bump into the heroine deer! ”

Lun also looked excited, and he could even be excited, attracting the attention of the elderly who were talking in a whisper around him.

In this regard, Kasumigaoka Shiyu showed a somewhat dangerous gaze, and his expression became a little gloomy: "Yes, if it's a beautiful girl game or a cute comic that guarantees a happy ending, that kind of plot can make people feel at ease that the deer is bumping into or something." But ......"

"But ......?"

Subsequently, in Jiang Yu's implicitly worried gaze, Lun also successfully got on the set.

"But in the realist love, that kind of subtle misunderstanding will eventually develop into irremediable serious disagreements, the woman may be really cold-hearted, or she may make up a pair with other men who come to confess, but the man is actually a bad negative man, and after the woman is forced to bow by the overlord, it is more likely to come to the end of becoming a 10,000-strong hot girl with a lewd face and hands compared to "yes".

““““……””””

After such a cruel ending was revealed, everyone at the same table couldn't help but fall silent, and even the Ying Li pear at the next table, the subtle sound caused by the painting before, also stopped.

That is to say, the words that came from Kasumigaoka Shiyu and from the mouth of Kasumi Shizi have such a huge cold field ability.

After a long time, Lun Ye said in a subtle tone: "Don't show the true values of women who have neither dreams nor hopes for men...... Sister Shiyu. ”

Jiang Yu also sighed deeply, and said: "Anyway, it's not a realistic love, but an NTR adult game plot." ”

"Oh, isn't Junior-kun underage? Why do you know so clearly? ”

Kasumigaoka Shiyu's face suddenly showed an expression of interest.

Jiang Yu smiled without embarrassment, and said calmly: "This level of knowledge is very ordinary, right?" ”

"There's no denying it at all......"

"Because after feeling denied, you will be thrown into a more difficult topic to answer."

"......Shh The juniors have become smarter. Moreover, it is really troublesome for readers who first ask for the supporting characters to be happy, and then go crazy after the author tries to marry the heroine to other people to get happiness. ”

"I said that even if the author thinks like this, he can't tell it!"

Lun also covered his face with his hands, looking like he couldn't bear to look at it directly. Or rather, I want to forget what I just heard this passage from.

But what does that have to do with obscuring your vision?

Well...... I will not talk about this complaint.

Kasumigaoka Shiyu took a sip of the floating cola in front of him, tilted his head slightly, looked to the right, and asked in a still calm and gentle, but more sharp tone: "So far, we have imagined many kinds of development routines that "girls are confessed by boys other than the male protagonist", I don't know which one you are consistent with this time, Kato Sensara?" ”

"Hmm~~ It turns out that all the previous talks are just opening remarks, wouldn't this be too extravagant? And it's too roundabout, isn't it? Kasumigaoka-senpai. ”

Megumi Kato, who had not participated in the discussion from the beginning, seemed to have changed to her usual appearance again, playing with her mobile phone intently, and she was sloppy when she replied without sincerity and a sense of crisis.

But for some reason, Kasumigaoka Shiyu seems to have paid special attention to this transformed girl recently, and doesn't take the other party's neglected skills that go deep into the bone marrow seriously, and asks, "How did you answer the other party?" Promise to date? A bite to refuse? Or do you want to wait and see how the actor reacts for the time being? ”

I don't know if it's Jiang Yu's illusion, when the senior sister read the word "actor", he seemed to feel two fleeting glances. Moreover, his knee was again covertly rubbed by the man opposite.

This slightly tough attitude made Megumi Kato put down the phone as if giving up, turned his head to look at the black-bellied senior sister with an inquiring expression, and used it so smoothly that it made people wonder, "Has this person really just experienced someone else's confession?" "It seems a bit inappropriate for me to say that, but what about it...... Kasumigaoka-senpai, don't you feel like you've been living too hastily lately? ”

But in that steady tone, it just rightly showed the deep concern of the senior sister for the senior sister...... No, when did the relationship between these two people become so delicate?

However, for Kasumigaoka Shiyu, that loving gaze and superfluous concern seemed to be particularly irritating, causing her to glare at the other party with an expression that was even more fierce than before.

"What about this...... I really don't have a lot to let go of, right? Or do you want to know the answer? ”

"Woo......"

This time, at the time when he said "about", "this", "I do", "there is", "many places", "can't", "relieved", "oh", "or", "want to know", and "answer", Jiang Yu felt that his left and right calves were being kicked back and forth with his toes, at a fast and hidden frequency that would not be discovered.

…… Anyway, it really hurts, huh?

Immediately afterwards, Kasumigaoka Shiyu continued with an inexplicable sense of sacredness and responsibility on his face: "However, this society is currently in the most critical period. It's less than a month away from Dong I, and there are about two weeks left for the game master film to be suppressed, and now everyone's hearts must be united. ”

Yes, this sentence can simply make Jiang Yu forget the pain, make Ying Lili forget to lift the pen, let Lun forget to interject, and make Kato Megumi speechless.

But the next moment, the senior sister character of the senior said another sentence that was enough to break that beautiful illusion: "Alas, although even in such a critical period, there are unstable elements who have not completed the original painting until now, and it is just a crisis for the community." ”

Then, the dark feelings came from next door, and turned into a concrete representation of walking in the human world, that is, the song with a very gloomy rhythm and tune.

"Die, die, die, die, die, die. You'd better disappear from the light industry and die. ”

In other words, that guy seems to be dying in every way......

"So, Kato-sana ......"

"Kasumigaoka-san."

Facing Shiyu Kasumigaoka, who seemed to want to say something again, Megumi Kato finally chose to face it head-on this time: "The answer is already out, isn't it?" Senior Sister said the answer herself just now. ”

"I told you the answer?"

Facing Kasumigaoka Shiyu's slightly stunned expression, a serious smile appeared on Megumi Kato's face: "You said that now is the time for everyone to unite their hearts. ”

"You mean ......?"

"I want it to stay the way it is."

“…… Let me ask first, Kato-san. You know you've just put up the huge banner of the complete collapse of relationships, right? ”

"Ah——! No, I mean to say......" Megumi Kato pursed her lips, as if she had made a great determination, "Actually, I was indeed confessed by the boy just now, but I was dumped in an instant." ”

"Why?"

This time, it was Jiang Yu who couldn't hold back, and while speaking, he had an inexplicable expression on his face.

It seems light, but it is heavy; It seems to be reassuring and indignant.

Megumi Kato seemed a little surprised by Jiang Yu's reaction, smiled lightly, and explained calmly: "I casually replied at the time, 'Winter I is coming, it's not convenient to talk about this. As a result, they scared the other party away at once. ”

"Uh......"

"Ka, To?"

"Kato-sana ......"

"Megumi ...... Benefit? ”

At this moment, even Ying Lili, who was still immersed in dark feelings just now, seemed to be unable to remain calm anymore, and poked her head out of the next door.

Looking at everyone's reactions, Megumi Kato smiled a little self-deprecatingly: "What's going on?" Am I getting quite homely? ”

The long, straight-haired girl with long black hair who made a statement that damaged her image to outsiders and laughed a little embarrassed...... No, perhaps, it is more appropriate to describe it as frank now.

Somehow, Jiang Yu felt a strange feeling rise in his heart. That kind of feeling has never appeared, but it makes people feel satisfied and full in their hearts, and even their whole body has become warm.

Then, he suddenly smiled, and his smile was extraordinarily bright: "In other words, now Kato, you pay more attention to clubs, games, and winter than the rest of the things, right?" ”

Megumi Kato replied with a shallow smile and nodded slightly: "Yes." ”

"You're a ...... guy"

Jiang Yu stretched out his hand and nodded Kato Megumi a few times in the air, as if he wanted to say something, but he couldn't say it anymore halfway.

Or rather, there is no need to say any more.

And for the two of them, who were so harmonious with each other that they were a little dazzling, Kasumigaoka Shiyu sighed lightly, and didn't care about kicking Jiang Yu who was sitting opposite with his foot, and hit his final blow, and said bluntly: "Senior Sister Kato, you said that you want to think about the community, who is it mainly for?" ”

"Huh?"

"Huh?"

"Wow~?"

“……”

Regardless of the rest of the people's reactions, Kato Megumi responded a little helplessly: "Kasumigaoka-senpai, even if you said something like that before...... But can I ask you to change your love brain? ”

“…… I didn't expect that I would be taught by you like this one day. ”

Kasumigaoka Shiyu's expression froze, and he pursed his lips and stopped talking.

Seeing this, Jiang Yu got up and started a round: "Well...... In short, just like Shiyu Senpai and Kato said, now everyone has to focus on their works and winter I, and strive to live up to everyone's efforts for most of the year, right? ”

"Yes~ Thank you, junior, for your speech without incitement and leadership."

"Yes, yes? I think it's pretty good......"

"Well......"

"Hmph——! I'm back! ”

"I'm really sorry that I didn't speak with the motivation and leadership!"

So today, the club has been disbanded as always, in love with each other.

Probably, right? I want to talk about "Programmer in the Second Yuan" with more like-minded people, pay attention to "excellent reading literature" on WeChat, talk about life, and find confidants~