Chapter 692: Clever Jasmine
The wind is long, the rain is in the autumn, and the clouds are the same in all directions.
Tan Zhen left, and the last thing came to an end, and Wu Jun didn't hesitate, and let Xiao Liu drive the car to continue looking for a rainy place nearby.
Before she could get into the car, Jasmine followed with a blank eye.
"If you want to go together, get in the car," Wu Jun knew what it was thinking when he saw its frowning face, "Wipe the water off your feet first!"
Jasmine happily opened the door of the back seat, sat on the soft leather cushion, took the two chapters of paper towels handed by Wu Jun, and wiped the rain off the four big paws.
Then it couldn't wait to close the door, so it eagerly took the tablet off its neck and quickly typed a few words: "Xiao Liu, drive!"
Xiao Liu: ......
Wu Jun understood that this thing didn't really want to play with it, it just wanted to come and talk about it.
It's not easy to say that it's not easy, Da Hei has begun to teach himself junior high school physics, and Jasmine has finally learned to speak a few more words.
Jasmine will be three years old in a while, and it seems that the most energetic and mischievous period has passed.
Looking at the ever-changing scenery outside the window, Wu Jun sighed with emotion, it has been three years since he got the system.
In the past three years, a lot has happened.
But memories are such nonsense, whether you recall a minute ago, or a year, or even ten years and decades, it feels like a snap of a finger.
"Master, where are we going now?" Xiao Liu asked after leaving Wangzi Mountain.
Wu Jun turned on the weather forecast on his mobile phone and was about to see where it was raining nearby, when he suddenly heard a voice from the back seat: "Go to Emei!"
Wu Jun and Xiao Liu couldn't help but turn around at the same time, only to see Jasmine excitedly put her big head in the middle of the two seats, revealing an expression of "I'm amazing, don't hurry up and praise this king".
Wu Jun looked at the weather forecast, and there was indeed a light rain reported on Emei's side.
And Emei is the place with the most rainy days in China, and you can't go wrong if you go to most of them.
It's just that Wu Jun wondered in his heart, Jasmine has really become so smart, not only can she command Xiao Liu to drive, but she can even do a travel guide?
Seeing that Wu Jun didn't speak, Jasmine retracted the back seat a little excitedly.
This king's performance today is so amazing, why didn't he even praise him?
This master has been getting stingier and stingier lately.
It's not as good as Lao Niu, the red envelopes are given for tens of thousands, and the chocolates are also bought in large quantities.
It quietly looked at the instant messaging software on the tablet, not to mention that this thing really works.
As long as it is opened, Da Hei can hear the owner and them, and then send it a voice in time, so that it can perform amazingly.
But the price seems to be a bit expensive, the big gang installed this thing, and with the service fee for the past few days, it took away all its red envelopes.
If you can't get the attention of your owner and give it some reward, then this time it's a bit of a loss.
It is said that those red envelopes can be enough for it to eat chocolate for a month, maybe two months, and the big black guy relies on himself to settle accounts, and always likes to deduct his small money.
But just buckle it, will this king care?
Of course I don't care.
It recently discovered a place where a lot of money was hidden.
When you are happy one day, go inside and fill a bunch of them and come back, and scare the old black who slammed the door to death.
......
When I arrived at the foot of Mount Emei, it was already dinner time.
The air here is humid and almost wrung out of water, the river is rushing at the foot of the mountain, the mountain is also full of white fog, the sky is cloudy, and it is estimated that it is raining heavily on the mountain.
So Wu Jun didn't want to delay and prepared to go up the mountain overnight.
Emei is a summer resort, but now that early autumn is approaching, the peak season has passed.
Because the altitude is too high, Emei's climate changes variously, from top to bottom, the cold zone, the subarctic zone, the temperate zone, and the subtropical zone are all alive.
Wearing short sleeves at the bottom of the mountain and padded jackets at the top of the mountain is nothing new.
"You can wait and find a hotel to stay in, if you want to go up and play, you can go by yourself tomorrow," Wu Jun said to Xiao Liu, "If the weather is good, I guess I will stay here for a few more days." ”
"Okay master," Xiao Liu patted the car, "why don't you eat and then leave?"
"Not hungry," Wu Jun turned to Jasmine again, "Will you stay, or come with me?"
Jasmine blinked, then quickly took the tablet out and pressed it a few times with a serious expression.
"Is there anything good to eat in the mountains?"
Wu Jun frowned: "No." ”
"Then I'm not going. ”
Wu Jun glanced at it meaningfully, just thinking that this thing had changed sex, but it turned out to be a foodie.
But leave it here with Xiao Liu, Xiao Liu probably won't be able to hold it.
So he said, "There are monkeys on the mountain." ”
Jasmine's eyes lit up when she listened, monkey?
It's so big, I haven't seen a real monkey yet, so why don't you go and play with it?
As a result, just as he wanted to wag his big fluffy tail to show that it was very happy to go, the tablet made another sound: "If you don't go, you won't go." ”
Wu Jun: ......
Jasmine:...... Is it good that Lao Hei doesn't bring this to play, this king really wants to go! Why don't you understand this king's mood?
"Really?"
"If you don't go, you won't go, you bite me?"
Wu Jun frowned, this thing is still fat!
Jasmine's expression was stiff, and she was very aggrieved!
Do you want to hear me explain, master, that's not what I meant!
And Lao Hei, do you want to play the king of death, and you dare to talk to the master like this!
Everyone is a pit father, you are a pit girl!
Believe it or not, this king came over and turned his face with you along the airwaves?
It kind of regretted accepting Lao Hei's proposal.
Now what?
Seeing that the owner's face is dark, is this the rhythm of preparing to eat dog meat?
But now it is difficult to ride a tiger, and it is difficult to speak......
"Forget it. ”
Wu Jun sighed lightly, this is also to blame him, he has always neglected the education of Jasmine and allowed it to grow on its own.
"So be it," he said, "you go to dinner with Xiao Liu first, eat more delicious food, and then you yourself chase my scent up the mountain." ”
When Jasmine heard that she wasn't eating dog meat, she quickly closed the tablet and nodded quickly.
This matter can't be mixed with Lao Hei anymore, otherwise his life may be lost tonight.
After Wu Jun left, Xiao Liu looked at Jasmine with a smile, and then drove to a nearby town to find a quieter restaurant.
He knew that Jasmine liked to eat elbows, so he specially ordered three for it, and he ordered a small stir-fry himself.
When he goes out, he doesn't like to eat and drink, especially when he needs to pay the bill, and he thinks that the dishes in the restaurants outside are just like that, and some of the dishes are not as delicious as the dishes made by his wife.
Thinking of his wife, he took out his phone while waiting for the food and sent a message to his wife.
I reported my current position, and said some thoughtful words such as hard work.
His wife is working harder than he is now.
One person has to take care of a shop, and there is a small child.
Three-year-old children are really annoying, all day long, they can't stop moving, rummaging through boxes and cabinets to the house and revealing tiles, and when they are in the store, they will disappear at any time.
His patience with his son is very good, but he often makes the three corpses jump.
Seeing that the information on the phone did not come back in time, he knew that his wife should be very busy at this time and had no time to take care of him.
"Hey, hold on, wife," Xiao Liu put down his phone and said to himself, "When we save enough money to buy a house, we won't let my wife work so hard, just play at home every day and take care of the children." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard Jasmine's voice from the tablet on the table: "Breath!"
Xiao Liu was stunned for a moment and looked at Jasmine, who was eating meat.
"You're talking to me?"
Jasmine looked at him a little embarrassed, it wasn't what this king said, it really wasn't!
Don't you see I'm eating meat, where can I have time to talk to you?
What is this old black playing?
"Hey, how can you understand," Xiao Liu shook his head, "Those of us who live at the bottom can't help it." If I don't work hard to earn money, my son will be like me in the future. You say he's so young and doesn't understand anything, and I'm willing to let him live such a bad life?
"It's still your life!"
Jasmine crushed the big bone with a clatter, feeling the crisp taste beautifully, and said in her heart, you humans are really strange, what do you have to do to have a child?
It's really self-inflicted.
And is this king's life really good, it's terrible, right?
The old black guy knows all day long about bullying it and cheating it of its pocket money, saying that it is to help it save and manage money, but the ghost knows if it secretly took it to buy candy and ate it?
The owner hasn't been at home much lately and doesn't take it with him when he goes out.
And then there was the kitten, who was so good to him, that as soon as he was full, he climbed on the roof and guarded his little dried fish.
Although this king can also go to the roof, it is not a matter of going to the roof every day!
How can you humans understand the troubles of dogs?
"Alas, sigh, feel sorry for yourself!" At this time, a voice came from the tablet again, "You are the master's driver, and your future is limitless, how can you underestimate yourself like this?"
Xiao Liu was completely stunned this time.
What's going on?
This tablet actually speaks on its own!
No, it's not unusual for a tablet to play automatically, but this sentence is obviously aimed at what he just said!
Don't...... Jasmine has surpassed Daikoku and can be controlled with minds?
In the past, he would never have thought so, but now he has seen too many strange things, and he can't help but think about it.
At this time, Jasmine had already eaten three big elbows, although she felt that Lao Hei was a little unkind and commented on other people's lives indiscriminately.
However, it also felt that Xiao Liu's recent mood was indeed a little wrong.
Maybe I want my wife to think.
As the owner's driver, how can you miss your wife during work hours?
So it took a tissue, wiped its mouth, and sat down solemnly in its chair.
Come on, come on, these three elbows taste good today, this king is in a good mood, and I will give you a psychological counseling for free.