Chapter 44 (II) Yellow Sand wears gold armor in a hundred battles
In the boos of the fans to the referee, Zhuo Yang, who got a yellow card, put on his jersey a little stupidly. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 The info thickened double-layer long-sleeved winter jersey made Zhuo Yang scramble, and the more he urged, the more anxious he became, and he couldn't get together for half a day, which made more than 19,000 fans laugh. In the end, it was with the help of assistant coach Edwin Woolf that the unstoppable elves on the pitch submitted the blue-and-white vertical striped number 18 jersey.
Speaking of which, Zhuo Yang's yellow card was a bit wronged.
In 2001, FIFA issued a yellow card for undressing and lifting the hem of one's clothes over one's head during celebrations in order to prevent players from displaying political slogans or unsolicited advertising on the pitch. Later, due to the controversy, FIFA suspended the implementation of this provision, and only left it to the national football associations to decide whether to try it out. The German Football Association used it flexibly and handed over the power to the referee on the spot.
Although Zhuo Yang's stripping did not reveal any slogans and advertisements, he was naked, which was punishable or not. Because it's the home field, the general referee will raise his noble hand. But recently, some eventful people in football have suggested that it is unfair to the women's football team to strip to celebrate in the game, bullying women and not daring to take it off, which has raised this matter to the level of gender discrimination. In this sensitive period, Zhuo Yang was shot sadly. Do you think these people are idle enough to grab shit, eat spoons, and jump on their front teeth? How else do you spit out ivory in your mouth?
Without further ado, time returns to the scene.
At the end of the first half, Madiborg temporarily led 2:0. At half-time, neither side made any substitutions.
At the start of the second half, Madiburg played a blitzkrieg. Stuttgart kick-off, as soon as the advance was tackled by De Jong in the midfield, Scar crossed diagonally from the left, the two central defenders failed to intercept, and also missed Montolivo, after receiving Zhuo Yang's through stopper, the second brother used his speed to get rid of the attacking goalkeeper and shoot into the empty goal. Young Master Wen Qing immediately blurted out a sonnet, and none of the brothers dared to go to him to celebrate, and were busy pressing the lid of Shakespeare's coffin for him.
At 3:0, the overall situation of Madiburg has been decided. It must be decided, but someone is quite reluctant.
The captain Bantam Hasler hasn't scored a goal today, he's in a hurry.
In fact, Hasler was not a striker who scored a lot of goals, he was the core of the German national team's midfield organization at his peak, and scoring goals was not his main business. After arriving in Madiburg this year, because there was really no one on the forward line, the bantam tiger big brother was pushed up. However, he is quite happy to run a little less than the midfield, right? When I'm older, I'm still quite able to hide on the front line and pick up the ball and leaks. But who let the hat-trick of the last game hook the old prodigal son's gluttony? The old man who tasted the sweetness dreamed of sending such a biao again.
In the fifty-fifth minute of the game, Zhuo Yang turned on the mode that everyone was familiar with. Single-handedly began to break through from the backfield, constantly changing direction and making sharp stops and turns all the way, and successively passed the encirclement and interception of five players on the opposing side, leaving behind a crooked. The Stuttgart kickers, who were tortured by Zhuo Yang throughout the game, were like a big enemy, and the four of them surrounded Zhuo Yang who burst into the edge of the big penalty area.
Hasler looked at it: Hey, I'm familiar with this meeting, I didn't catch up with the last game, and let those little rabbits pick up the cheap, this time I can't be stupid again.
The bantam tiger hooked his head and ran desperately into the penalty area, and at the same time, there were Scar, Little Pig, and the second brother were three clever ghosts who were better than monkeys, and the four of them appeared in the opponent's penalty area together, occupying four points in front of the door in a parallelogram, and there was no one around, and there was almost a mahjong table between them.
Zhuo Yang's sewing pass came as promised.
"Sure enough, it's me, sure enough, it's me! I knew it. Hasler was overjoyed, took a pose in advance, rode the sun like a flying field, and set up a cannon to climb the mountain. Our brother slammed the football viciously, and the goalkeeper was dumbfounded.
"Tom-da!"
The ball hits the lower edge of the lintel and bounces off the goal line, bounces up again, hits the frame again, and bounces off again. In an instant, the goalkeeper stood in place like a fool, his eyes following the line of the football, and his head tapped twice mechanically, like a memory.
The football that bounced off the ground again was in front of the piggy's eyes, and the rich second generation smiled unceremoniously, and with a slight touch of his forehead, the football flew into the dead end. At this time, the posture of the opposing goalkeeper has not changed.
4:0
Hasler was in pain like he had hemorrhoids, he wanted to scold the street but couldn't open his mouth, and he was too angry to show it. Little Pig Kind: "Brother, thank you." Seeing that his brother's face was wrong, he quickly added: "I'll ask my brother to take a walk in the evening." ”
Chairman Mullen in the VIP seat danced happily and kept shouting: "I should have let him come, I should have let him come!" "That's Klopp." That damn old guy, I have so many awesome lads he doesn't use! "It's a scolding of former head coach Stanley Fox.
After kick-off again, the Bantams saw that Max Dodd and Anthony Tommy were already warming up on the sidelines, which was the rhythm of the substitution, and Dodda was a substitute for Hasler's iron hit. The bantam tiger was even more anxious, and rushed forward desperately in search of opportunities, pulling the old lungs like a broken bellows.
In the 59th minute, it was Zhuo Yang in front of the penalty area, and after passing someone, he suddenly shook his ankle and made a straight stopper, Ribery understood that he would insert it behind him, and he faced the dismal goalkeeper without offside, but as soon as he wanted to raise his foot, he was put down in the penalty area by the defender with the ball. was so angry that Scar got up and was about to beat someone, causing a chaos between the two sides, you push me and I glared at you, and the referee was in a hurry to control the situation. Red card plus penalty, there is nothing to say, Young Master Scar was also added to the yellow robe.
I saw that the assistant referee on the sidelines had raised the substitution card, two for two, No. 31 Dodd up, No. 10 Hasler down, No. 25 Tommy, No. 18 Zhuo Yang down. Zhuo Yang didn't care, he was already having a good time anyway, so he went straight down. Hasler wasn't happy, so he asked my brother to take the penalty first.
Klopp saved face and asked Dodd to come back first. The referee is also quite face-saving, let's go back first, that man is Hasler.
Hassler held the soccer ball and walked majestically to the penalty spot. The qualifications are too old, and no one dares to rob him at all. I kissed the football first, and my brother didn't feel dirty. He stepped on the turf of the penalty spot, put the ball steady, and retreated five meters away step by step.
"Beep-" The referee's whistle sounded, and the bantam tiger stepped forward with a small broken step, and with a push of the arch of his foot, the football ran to the corner, and the goalkeeper made a mistake in judgment and pounced in the opposite direction.
Pregnant!
Thomas Hassler, the great legend, the heart of the German national team's midfield, two-time German Footballer of the Year and captain of Madiburg, walked off the pitch with a sad face and was replaced by Max Dodd amid warm applause from nearly 20,000 people.
The penalty grazed the post and slid out of the goal, but it didn't go in.
Zhuo Yang laughed and hugged and comforted the bantam tiger brother from the sidelines.