Chapter 112: A Tragedy Caused by a Joke
Departure at three o'clock in the afternoon, except for shopping, there was basically no delay on the road, almost five o'clock, Wei Jia'an arrived home.
The first thing I did when I got home was to change out my slippers and put a bunch of things I had bought out on the kitchen table, otherwise there would be nowhere else to put them, and the table that used to be used to store miscellaneous items has now become a computer desk.
Delin was writing in a notebook on the kitchen table, and she was ready to hand out the book in a few days. At this time, one hand is supporting the cheek raiser, and the other hand is on the keyboard without hurry or slow. Vera pauses the game and runs into the kitchen. She was in a hurry, she didn't eat it now, and after a while, the scum Delin promised to finish all the delicious things, and there was only a little leftovers leftovers. The dignified duke's daughter is so unladylike, which is really a shame for the family.
"Wei Jia'an, what are these things you got back?"
"What's that?"
Wei Jia'an naturally won't forget his share, he is looking for the Turkish kebab roll he bought for himself. The name is called that, he doesn't understand, it is estimated that nine times out of ten it is a gimmick, in fact, it is minced meat and chopped cabbage wrapped in crepes, and the taste is not bad.
He looked at Delin, and saw her holding a honey-glazed chicken wing with a transparent glove in one hand, and flipping through a stack of documents she had brought back with the other.
"Pregnancy, gestational diabetes, advanced maternal age, postpartum rehabilitation......" Delin looked at the information, turning the pages and reading at the same time.
"It's not mine, I'm helping my relatives get it." Wei Jia'an said, "My relative is an obstetrician and gynecologist at our health center, and he is about to be promoted to deputy senior officer. She doesn't know how to get these things, WORD or something, and calls me for help. There should be a whole bunch of things to come, and this little thing is just an appetizer. He touched his forehead, worried.
Unable to hesitate whether to grill pig's feet or grill saury, Vera finally chose saury, she blinked her glasses and interjected: "Hey, aren't the children of men and women who go to the temple to pray together after they get married, and then are sent to the door by the goddess?" β
Delin continued to look at the pile of information, she really could see everything, and glanced at Vera at this time: "Are you stupid?" β
Wei Jia'an couldn't help but look at Vera, girl, you won't be so naΓ―ve, and you're not a five-year-old child.
"Just kidding, of course I know how a baby is born...... You don't think I'm that stupid. Vera said.
Wei Jia'an was relieved, he didn't believe that anyone was so stupid. But maybe he remembered that he had seen a news before, a graduate couple or a doctoral couple, married for a few years without children, and finally went to the hospital for examination, and the result of the examination was whether it was a woman or a virgin. He thought so, and heard that again.
"Ah, wasn't the child sent home by the goddess?" This time it was Bria who spoke.
Several people looked at Bria in unison.
Vera didn't know it was impossible, she was definitely not such a naΓ―ve child. Briya maybe, and the girl's look of surprise did not look like a fake. Delin asked, "Bulya, don't you know, are you still a child?" I actually believe that. My old man...... My dad also told me that the children were sent by the goddess, but I knew what was going on when I was seven years old. β
Wei Jia'an knew what was going on, it was after junior high school. As a country boy, he didn't know anything, but his classmates in those counties saw more, and once brought some special books to the dormitory, and since then he has known the real world. Speaking of Delin, you know it when you read a book at the age of seven, and it's also amazing: "Our family seems to say that I picked it up from the garbage heap. β
The scum is just a faΓ§ade, and Delin actually cares about her sisters...... Maybe not, anyway, at this time she shouted: "Bria, I really don't know you don't understand at all, you can't do this, you will definitely be deceived when you go out in the future, I think it is necessary to teach you." β
Vera asked, "How do you teach?" β
"I have a couple of those movies in my laptop......"
Vera said, "No, why do you have that stuff in that notebook?" β
"You ask Wei Jia'an, it's the movie he downloaded."
Wei Jia'an found that everyone was looking at him, and he hurriedly said, "What's the matter with me, Delin, your computer...... No, I borrowed my computer for you, but I never downloaded any weird movies, and you did. "No way, he remembers very clearly, he deleted all those messy movies, didn't leave any of them, and cleaned up the recycle bin just to be safe.
"You didn't download it, could it be Jiajia's download? Anyway, what I saw in that file recovery, I just recovered a movie, and I watched it and it was that kind of strange movie. There are live-action and animations. Delin muttered, "You actually downloaded that kind of thing, I was waiting for when I would use it to threaten you to do something for me." β
The whole body was weak and he couldn't hear anything, Wei Jia'an held the back of the chair and sat down on the chair all of a slump: "Yes, I downloaded it...... I said, what do you think about using the file recovery software, is there nothing to do? β
"I'm just bored, I saw a folder with tools written on it, and I tried it out out of boredom......"
I see. Why do you have a file recovery tool? Usually read and delete.,Download it if you want to see it every few days.,Delete and download.,Download and delete.,Learn to use file recovery later.,As my sister learns to tinker with that notebook.,Strange things are completely deleted.,But the tool has been there.γ Wei Jia'an said: "Can't you be as honest as Vera? Watch the animation honestly, play the game honestly, and don't do anything that you don't have......"
"Well, sorry...... Why would you download something like that? Saying that, there was no apologetic look on Delin's face.
Wei Jia'an was silent for a long time, squinted his eyes, and said slowly: "I think every man should have something like that...... Me, I'm a man in my twenties, a man with strong blood, is that weird thing? "There was no warning at all, it was really an emergency, and he was completely unprepared.
"Okay." Delin said.
"Do you think it's disgusting?" Wei Jia'an asked.
It was rare to see Wei Jia'an bowing his head, looking dead. Even if it's a scumbag, Delin is a little unbearable: "It's okay, it's understandable, it's normal for men to have a little bit of that kind of thing." My dad had a lot of them, and I usually kept them in the deepest part of the bookcase, but I found them later. I wanted to threaten him with those things and give me pocket money, but then I forgot about it, and when I went to see it later, it was gone. β
Delin's dad is obviously a well-known character, and Vera is surprised; "That Duke of Suyo, that Willan hero actually looks at that kind of thing, and you're going to threaten your dad with those things?"
"Any questions?" Delin rightfully so.
"It's a big problem, okay?"
"I think it's fine."
Vera opened her mouth, closed it again, opened her mouth again, closed it again, and finally raised her hand, her expression looked a little uncomfortable and aggrieved: "No, it's okay, forget it." β
Delin patted Wei Jia'an on the shoulder, who kept her head down, and she comforted: "It's okay, it's okay, don't worry, we won't look at you strangely, it's a normal thing, it's a small thing...... Do you have any other parts besides them? I don't think I'm very satisfied with those films. β
"No, no, it's all deleted." Wei Jia'an said, "No, really not. β
"There must be, either in a USB flash drive, a portable hard drive. Either it's hidden in a folder on your computer, and then it's hidden. I know what to do, just in the search bar, search for keywords such as wife, wife, hypnosis, woman or something, and I will definitely find it. If there is none, then there is probably none. β
Wei Jia'an raised his head suddenly, he wanted to reach out and grab Delin's hand for a while, and clenched it tightly: "Sister, Sister Delin, let's not do this, okay." Tonight we had steak. I'll buy milk tea for you later. You seem to like black tea very much, so I'll help you order it online. It's okay for me to ghostwrite for you, just don't dislike my writing garbage. So, you have a lot of them, so spare me. β
"Since you're so sincere, forget it. I have a few computers, enough for me to teach Bria. Delin nodded.
"Ah, that ......," Briya finally found an opportunity to interject, "Actually, I'm joking, too, I know, I know what's going on?" β
Wei Jia'an said: "You know, then why do you say that? β
"I watched Vila joke, so I wanted to make a joke too, and it was funny." Bria replied timidly.
Delin's eyes sharpened: "I don't believe it, Bria, you actually understand, you did that kind of thing?" β
"Nope."
"Then how do you say you know?"
"You've done it before, how do you understand?" Bria asked rhetorically.
"I've read books."
"I've read books too." Bria said.
"Then what do you say about it all of a sudden, how do men and women have children? Hug each other and kiss to have a baby or hold hands to have a child, choose one of the two, I ask you? "Delin has also learned to make traps.
Bria said: "How can it be so simple to have a baby, you have to ......" The latter could not be said.
"Do you really understand?" "Be specific," Delin said. β
"How can I say ......"
"Why can't you say it?"
Briya looked at the Wei family, and the meaning was obvious, meaning that there was a man here.
"Then let's go to our room, you tell me quietly, or I won't believe it."
"It has to be like this?" Bria asked.
"Definitely."
"Let's go, then."
Vera followed, and she was very interested: "I want to hear about it too." β
"Well, I'll go out for a walk." Wei Jia'an felt that the whole world had lost its color.
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