Chapter 14: Martyrdom
If you let Lan Li talk about it, the thing he is most afraid of in his life.
There is no doubt that there is nothing but death.
There is nothing big before life and death!
This is a point of view that Lan Li has always believed in since he was a child.
Therefore, he was able to live strong to cross .......
Ahem.
As for the reason why he was able to quickly adapt to the series of worldview collapses brought about by the crossing, it all depended on his point of view.
If people don't die, what's so terrible?
has hands and feet, and can live again, and the most terrible ending is just death.
As for the addition of death?
Lan Li felt that what he was most afraid of was bad luck.
Choked to death by drinking water, broke his legs when he walked, held his breath when he slept, went out and was targeted by poisonous snakes, and finally swam far away and was struck by thunder........
Good or bad luck is definitely a life-changing event!
Of course, there are people as miserable as mentioned above, and Lan Li has never seen a few in his two lives combined.
At least before Dongfang Bai arrived, Lan Li did think so.
Then, he was popularized by Dongfang Bai's group of 'traversers', if people are unlucky, how bad can they be!
Why are they unlucky?
Because they want to swallow up the plane fragments, they are the doglegs of the main plane, and then they are targeted by the plane fragments.
What about Lan Li?
Now that he also has plans to help the Lord Plane annex the Fragments, will this terrible situation also appear to him?
For example.....
Walking into the mourning hall, Lan Li looked at Chen Ruan, who was still lying in the coffin smoothly and steadily, but his heart was in a cold sweat.
Chen Nguyen has been dead for two days.
In the past two days, Chen Ruan's body has been parked in the mourning hall.
The people of the princess's mansion didn't think there was anything wrong, and the mortuary for seven days was the norm, and it was also a custom that had been passed down since ancient times.
But!
Something isn't right!
On the first day, everyone will still remember that Chen Ruan was buried in the mourning hall, with some sad emotions on his face, and people would come to worship from time to time.
After that, uh?
And after that!
Be! The situation in Muhe City is chaotic!
Chen Feng is dead, the four kings are still in the city, and there are many outsiders in the princess's mansion, and Lan Li himself has other things to do....
But is this the reason to forget Chen Ruan?
You must know that no matter how famous Lan Li is in Muhe City, the owner of the Eldest Princess's Mansion is still Chen Ruan, the real princess!
Now that the princess is dead, the maids, employees, and servants in the house are all operating as usual.
The nobles and clans in Muhe City did not say that they came to send a wreath to worship.
Even Lan Li himself didn't say that he would let his subordinates inform someone else's mansion, or organize a grand funeral in the eldest princess's mansion or something!
Is this normal?
This is not normal!!
Thinking about the various strange things that seemed to have erupted together in Muhe City recently, Lan Li's forehead couldn't help but ooze some sweat.
"Eldest sister, you lie down in the coffin well, in the future on the fifteenth day of the new year, I will give you more incense, burn some paper money or something, you must not make a corpse change or something at this time....."
In the coffin, Chen Ruan's face was still calm.
Obviously dead, but her face was like a normal living person, not only ruddy, but also shiny.
Lan Li, who watched it, felt cautious.....
"If you don't discuss it, it's a husband and wife, even if you come back to life, don't hate me?"
Chen Ruan died, so naturally he would not come back to answer Lan Li.
Lan Li said this, just to ask for peace of mind.
"You said that in the past three years, you have played with your face, I am my canary, and you and I have nothing to do.
If you're really lonely, I'll send you those faces?
Do you prefer urns, or do you want to make immortal corpses? ”
The more Lan Li's words were spoken, the more terrifying they became, so that several guards guarding him couldn't help but put their hands on the hilt of their swords.
First the king, then the princess, then the prince.
Is this finally the turn of my son-in-law to go crazy?
The guards thought so in their hearts, but their bodies were closer to Lan Li, and they were ready to 'protect' him first when their son-in-law had a problem.
"You and I are not jungle birds, I know you liked me, but you are too loving, I can't accept it.
We have no fate in this life.
Or.... You're going to have a better life, a better temper, and a better personality in your next life, and then come to me? ”
Guard A looked at Guard B: 'I'm afraid Childe is overthinking. ’
"Don't worry, as long as you can meet me in the next life, it will be okay for me to marry you and continue the relationship..."
When Guard B saw it, he nodded: "I'm afraid that I've been busy in the past few days, and I've become ill from hard work, and today I saw the princess's body again, and I was stimulated..."
"Lie down, you know my martial arts, if you don't lie in the coffin anymore and jump out again, I have to press you back into the coffin..."
The guard Bingde's neck shrunk, and he winked at the first two: "Childe is a master, if he goes crazy, can we hold it down?" ’
"Hey! When I think about it, it's really 'if life is only as first seen, why worry about the sad wind and autumn painting fan'. ”
Guarding the Crowd: "......"
It's not a question of whether he can beat or not, the problem is that if Lan Li really starts crazy, he will definitely not be able to hold it down by just a few of them.
Fortunately, Lan Li is not crazy!
After saying a lot of strange things to Chen Ruan's corpse, he finally opened his mouth to give them an order.
"The princess is dead, and the funeral still has to be done, you go and inform the families in the city, and by the way, give the princess's brothers.... Forget it, don't tell them yet, just go and inform the families in the city. ”
Lan Li wanted to give Chen Ruan a 'state funeral' in line with the identity of the princess, but after thinking about the situation in King Chen's mansion, he silently dispelled this idea.
"No!"
Several guards glanced at each other, leaving two guards to guard the Lan Li, while the rest of the people left the house in accordance with the order.
Seeing that they were leaving, Lan Li turned around and said to the remaining two: "Tell me to go down, the incense and offerings that should be offered to the princess in the past few days, there must be nothing missing, and don't make disrespectful actions to the princess."
Remember! No one is allowed to break the order! No one is allowed near the princess's mausoleum!
Got it? ”
"Hui Gongzi, I'll understand!"
The remaining two guards knelt and saluted.
When Zhao Yang saw it, he still felt faintly uneasy in his heart, but he couldn't find a clue.
Since he can't find it, he can only do it normally and try to do the best he can.
Thinking of this, Lan Li whispered to one of the guards, "Go, call the green clothes over." ”
"Whoa."
......
......
Why is Lan Li upset?
Backyard.
As soon as he wiped the blood on his bare hands with a white cloth, the green clothes threw the steel knife in his hand casually, and sneered at the large group of dead corpses in front of him:
"You have eaten and drunk and you have enjoyed what others have not enjoyed.
Now that the princess is dead, it is also appropriate for you to be buried with you.
If you want to blame it, blame your life for not dying in front of your master......."