"It's another quiet evening, a person in a rocking chair to cool off, I admit it's really peaceful, like the old man downstairs."

Li Wan'er sang songs belonging to her era, lying in a rocking chair, holding a Bodhi fan.

Wanting to relax recently, they arrived at a country resort based on a small advertisement inserted outside the door.

For people who have lived in the hustle and bustle of the city for a long time, the green mountains and green waters and the idyllic life are always desirable.

It was a pleasant evening, and Li Wan'er couldn't help but want to chant a poem.

"Borrow the rock in front of the door to sit, and the willow yin pavilion is cool at noon."

In the pavilion of the tea-fragrant courtyard in the village, zero had already made tea, and Li Wan'er took the teacup from his hand and drank it all.

"No one has ever fallen on the fence, but dragonflies and butterflies fly."

The quiet countryside scenery makes it easy to calm down, slow down, the cicadas in the trees and the frogs in the fields.

Zero took back the teacup in her hand and said, "You're really a cultural person!" ”

"Don't dare, I'll only have these two sentences."

Zero: "You are so modest, then please keep lifting the rocking chair and pressing my feet!" ”

"Hahahaha"

At night, the breeze is gentle, and the occasional frog jumps over the pond, dragonflies flutter their wings, and the sound of moths fighting fires reaches their ears.

bragging is handsome for only three seconds.

"Zero, let's go back, there are too many mosquitoes."

No matter how wildly the fan in Li Wan'er's hand dances, the mosquitoes will still think of ways to bite her.

She spat some saliva into her palm and wiped it against the bite.

Zero made a disgusted look and said, "Hey, you're so disgusting!" ”

"It's a remedy, you know?"

Li Wan'er returned to the room, and two mosquitoes also flew in along the door.

"Zero, where is the lighter? I lit mosquito coils and I heard the mosquitoes buzzing. ”

Zero was rummaging through Li Wan'er's luggage in the bathroom: "Look at the cabinet under the TV, I remember that the boss put a box." ”

Li Wan'er really found a box of lighters: "This boss's side business is selling lighters." ”

"Big brother, you and I talk about cross talk one by one, which is a little funny."

"Shut up!"

The mosquito on the left felt a murderous aura approaching and flew slightly upward.

Li Wan'er looked at the mosquito in the corner, clasped her hands together, and made a 'snap' sound.

"Zero, are you okay, I'll show you the mosquito I just shot to death, this mosquito is so fat."

Zero came out of the bathroom, still wearing a mask, and said, "I don't look at any mosquitoes." ”

Li Wan'er threw the mosquito into the trash.

"Big brother, you're so miserable, I'm here to save you."

Li Wan'er saw that the mosquito that escaped from her clutches in the corner just now flew into the garbage can, quickly sealed the garbage bag, and threw it into the chicken coop outside with a light throw from the window.

"Okay, I'm in."

"I'm right next door, don't lock the door, come to me if there's anything."

After saying that, Zero closed the door.

"You're a pretty delicate man, but why are you stealing my mask!"

In the chicken coop.

"I haven't suffered so much grievance and humiliation!"

Big Brother Mosquito bites several chickens in the chicken coop in one bite.

"What the eldest brother said is very true, we must make him look good!"

These two mosquitoes are the eldest brother Ah Fei and the second brother Ah Neng in the third district, their purpose this time is to defeat Li Wan'er and Zero, and after they become famous, they can form a gang and expand the gang members, even if there are only two of them in the gang now.

Li Wan'er also returned to her room after washing up.

"The countryside is really the countryside, there is not even a signal, none of the electronic products I brought can be used, even if the landlord plus zero is still missing"

Ah Fei and Ah Neng entered Li Wan'er's room through the crack in the door.

Li Wan'er screamed at the tip of her ear, and immediately took out the insecticide and sprayed it indiscriminately on the room, and the two brothers almost choked back to their original shape.

"Are mosquitoes so good now? Mosquito coils don't work, and the smell of insecticides is too strong."

After spraying the insecticide, Li Wan'er turned off the light.

"Buzz"

The mosquito stopped at Li Wan'er's thigh, and Li Wan'er rolled over and pressed Ah Neng's leg.

"Big brother, save me."

"Who told you to stop there!"

Ah Fei took Ah Neng's hand and dragged it out, Li Wan'er always felt that she didn't sleep very comfortably, so she raised her leg and grabbed the quilt.

"It's a lot more comfortable that way, hehe."

Ah Fei and Ah Neng fell and had a blue nose and swollen face.

"Big brother, this girl is too difficult to deal with, let's go next door, woo woo."

Ah Fei looked at Li Wan'er on the bed and said, "It's okay." ”

As soon as they flew into Zero's room, the two saw Zero repelling mosquitoes in a hard core.

When a mosquito came, he put the machete on the mosquito's neck, and if the mosquito was disobedient and wanted to hit it, he cut off the 'straw' on the mosquito's mouth.

Ah Neng covered his mouth and said with tears in his eyes: "Big brother, I have never seen such a cruel person, he might as well give the mosquito a knife happily, the mosquito can't starve to death without that thing!" ”

"What are you afraid of? You're not a mosquito, you don't need that, and how do you sympathize with mosquitoes. ”

Ah Neng: "Big brother, let's forget it, I feel that these two people are not easy to deal with." ”

Ah Fei knocked him on the head and said, "Have you forgotten that I am the hope of our gang?" ”

Ah Neng said with some grievances: "Aren't we just the two of us in our gang?" ”

Ah Fei gave him several heads in a row: "You don't admit that you are stupid, I don't know that there are only two of us in our gang?" Isn't the purpose of our coming here today to defeat them, to become famous, to recruit members and expand the gang? A sucker! ”

Suddenly, Li Wan'er opened Zero's door, and Ah Neng and Ah Fei hid behind the door to observe their every move.

Li Wan'er stretched out her hands and paced cautiously, until her toes touched the edge of Zero's bed, she blinked frantically at Zero, and the corners of her mouth hooked back.

Zero-second understood.

"Zero, what should I do, I suddenly can't see, woo woo woo"

Zero got up from the bed and helped Li Wan'er sit down, put her hand to her ear and shouted, "What did you say? I can't hear you! ”

Li Wan'er deliberately shouted and gestured: "I'm sorry, I forgot that you are deaf." ”

Sign language, she must have made random gestures.

Ah Fei: "This is a good opportunity, let's bite their necks and suck them dry!" ”

Ah Neng: "Big brother, a blind man, a deaf man is so pitiful, don't the rules of our gang say that it is not a gentleman to take advantage of people's danger?" ”

"What nonsense, now it doesn't matter if he is a gentleman or not, the opportunity is right in front of him, when will he wait if he doesn't do it now? Give it to me! ”

Ah Neng and Ah Fei immediately rushed to the nearest Li Wan'er's neck, and just as they wanted to speak, Zero's right hand fell on Li Wan'er's neck, and they both fell to the ground.

"Oops, Wan'er, you have two mosquitoes on your neck! But I'll shoot you to death. ”

Li Wan'er still deliberately said loudly while signing: "Thank you, you are my eyes." ”

Ah Neng shook his head and thought of an idea.

"Big brother, hurry up, this time we secretly attack that man, and the woman can't see it anyway!"

Ah Fei shook his wings and said, "Okay, this time we will bow left and right at the man's neck!" ”

Ah Neng: "Big brother is really smart, so you can increase the chance of sucking him dry." ”

The two secretly went around Zero's back, and at the command of the eldest brother, the two brothers came to both sides of Zero's neck.

Li Wan'er: "I suddenly remembered a joke, I'll tell you about it." ”

Li Wan'er put her hands down, just on both sides of his neck, and she pretended to be in pain and cried out: "You blind man slapped my neck, it hurts!" ”

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I can't see! Hahahahaha"

Li Wan'er couldn't help laughing, and then said, "Stupid, really stupid. ”

Ah Neng lay next to Ah Fei and said, "Big brother, I feel like she's calling us two stupid." ”

Ah Fei: "In their eyes, we are just mosquitoes, stupid people are used to scold people, definitely not to scold us, you stupid!" ”

Li Wan'er picked up the two brothers at her feet, put them in the palm of her hand and said, "I'm talking about you two, how can a good person fall asleep and be blind, then who will dare to sleep in the future?" ”

Seeing that the situation was not right, the two brothers flew towards the door.

Ah Neng: "It's so dangerous, big brother, these two people dare to play with us!" ”

Ah Fei: "Besides, if you weren't stupid, would our plan have failed?" ”

Ah Neng and Ah Fei turned back into human form, squatting in the grass and watching the changes.

"So you two are here."

Li Wan'er hung upside down, her face shining with a flashlight, and made a grimace and appeared behind them.

The two brothers sprang out of the grass and shouted, "Devil! ”

Li Wan'er turned over and landed freely.

Zero 'stabbed' him in the back with both hands, and said, "Don't move, I'll poke it in if it's moving." ”

The eldest brother Ah Fei showed the appearance of 'I have already seen your tricks', and said confidently: "According to your urine nature, we can't have two real knives behind us, hahaha"

The two brothers turned around very tacitly, and of course they knelt on the ground very tacitly and said, "A good man spares his life." ”

Zero actually took two fruit knives.

"Are you two here to be funny?"

Li Wan'er patted the two brothers on the shoulder and continued: "I don't think you two look like bad guys, after all, not everyone can be bad guys, you two are just a fool." ”

Zero put away the fruit knife and asked, "Can't you turn into anything other than mosquitoes?" ”

Ah Neng shook his head and said, "No, no, no, it can become something else." ”

Zero didn't mean that, what he wanted to express was that it wouldn't be easier to confuse the enemy by becoming a cute animal.

Li Wan'er: "What else can it become?" ”

Anon: "Ice cream!" ”

Ah Neng turned into a black ice cream with a 'bang'.

A-Neng: "How's that, beauty." ”

The eldest brother Ah Fei didn't look at it at all, and put on a face of 'It's really embarrassing to go home'.

Li Wan'er covered her eyes and said, "This shape, this color is too disgusting, you quickly change it back, I'm afraid I won't dare to eat ice cream in the future." ”

In the end, under Li Wan'er's blind 'interrogation', the two brothers told the truth.

"In this way, you go back and say that Zero and I have joined you, isn't this a better reflection of the friendliness of your gang, I believe you will definitely be able to carry it forward in the near future."

The two brothers bowed to them and left.

Zero: "Anyway, you're very naughty today, when did you find out about these two goods?" ”

Li Wan'er: "Have you ever seen such an ugly mosquito?" ”

Zero: "Just because it's ugly?" Isn't it because they're stupid? ”

Li Wan'er laughed heartily: "I found that you use this word to be sharp." ”

The two looked at the stars in the sky.

Zero looked into Li Wan'er's eyes and said, "You have stars in your eyes." ”

Li Wan'er tilted her head to look at him.

Zero: "You should ask me what's in my eyes." ”

Li Wan'er: "What's in your eyes?" ”

Zero blush.

Whispered reply, "I have you in my eyes." ”

Li Wan'er said: "Is my face that big?" Can you still block the stars in front of you? ”

Zero was speechless and gave her a thumbs up.

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