Poof!

Li Xiuning was drinking tea comfortably, but he was suddenly surprised by this funny scene, and he suddenly couldn't breathe in his breath. With a snort, she sprayed all the tea on the ground, and Xiao Cui, who was laughing heartily, hurriedly ran over to wipe it for her.

"Today, this Tang monk? It's a little different..."Li Xiuning thought with a frown, but saw that her eyebrows were crooked, and her cherry mouth was slightly upturned.

It's really because today's Tang Seng is so happy, which Tang Seng I saw a few days ago was not forbidden to sit in danger, looking like a humble gentleman who has attained the Tao, but how can he be so funny today?

This huge anti-cuteness almost made everyone breathless. is simply more likely to be thundered than the Tang Seng who vomited 18 hearts in one breath made by Sun Wukong.

………

The picture continues, Sun Wukong finally used brute force to snatch the soul of the great good man from Hades, and let it succeed in serving the Lie Immortal Ban... Then the four masters and apprentices came to the foot of Lingshan. Seeing this, everyone below sighed for a while, this Tang monk came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, and went through a lot of hardships, and now he is finally going to achieve the right result!

But apparently what happened next was not as simple as everyone thought.

… The flesh crosses the wooden bridge... Gold leaf dust... Difficult in front of the Buddha... Bodhisattva fortune telling... True and False Scriptures... The journey of the four masters and apprentices fell into deep tribulation, and the heartstrings of the people below also rose and fell with the encounters of the four masters and apprentices, sometimes crazy and sometimes sad and angry.

Until the end of the film, the Tang monk and apprentice drove the auspicious clouds from the West Tianling Mountain all the way over thousands of rivers and mountains to the sky above the Tang Dynasty, and the palace complex of the Tang Dynasty loomed?

Seeing this, everyone sighed, and they were happy for Tang Seng and the people of the Tang Dynasty, and at the same time envied the people of the Tang Dynasty who could live in this world full of fantasy immortals.

Since then. After more than ten years, Tang Seng's 108,000-mile westward journey finally achieved a complete success, and the Journey to the West came to an end. The picture on the screen is finally frozen on the three big characters at the end of the play.

"Does my Datang really have this kind of Mahayana Buddhism? Do you wish you could see this day? ”

"Tang Xuanzang is really a high-ranking monk, and my generation is beyond his reach."

"The rare sperm retrieval in another world is over, and Tang Xuanzang's great love has also been spread, but I don't know where our Tang Xuanzang is? Did he feel the suffering of all beings? ”

“……”

The Journey to the West is completely over, and everyone below is silent, some people are secretly happy for Tang Xuanzang, some people are happy to yearn for the way of cultivating immortals, and some people are sad .........about their future.

Maybe? We may be like that in the future!

People have different ideas, and their perceptions are naturally different, but when they saw the three big characters in the whole play hanging high above their heads, everyone was silent for a while, and their hearts were lost, as if they had lost something important, maybe it was hope, maybe it was spiritual sustenance, no one knew.

"Ding-dong! It's advertising time! ”

"Now insert a quick news: according to our reporter, the following major doubts occurred that day:

1, Bajie application: unemployed after graduation, Zhu Bajie was unemployed after returning from the scriptures, one day she went to the Jade Emperor of Heaven to apply for a position, the Jade Emperor asked: Bajie do you have a job title?

Bajie proudly said: Pure altar messenger!

Jade Emperor: Phlegm purifier?

Oh~! I see, then you go clean the toilet!

Since then, Heavenly Court's health care and environmental protection have ranked first in the three realms every year. Buddhism has one less messenger to purify the altar, and there is one more person to purify phlegm and feces in the heavenly court.

2, Qin Qiong said: I am Qin Qiong and Qin Shubao who stepped on both sides of the Yellow River and beat the three continents and six mansions...

Luo Cheng said: I am known as Luo Cheng with an iron face and a silver gun, I am invincible in the world, and if I am a brother, I will come to cut me!

The demon king of the mixed world, Cheng Biting Jin, said: Don't look down on my three-plate axe, I am Cheng Biting Jin! Cheng Biting Jin is me! Defy? Come bite me!

Li Shimin said: I~! Li Shimin! Rob! The men stand on one side, the women stand on the side, and the shemales stand in the middle.

The Crowd Below: .........

If I remember correctly, this is the one who just said that the robbery was my Royal Highness the King of Qin of the Tang Dynasty, right? And what the hell is that shemale?!

Li Xiuning: .........

This... This? This bandit is my second brother? Is there something wrong? This is so terrifying!

Li Yuan said: I~! Li Yuan, the founding emperor of the Tang Dynasty! Sitting in the Taiji Palace, singing every night, three thousand maids a day is me! Someone, give me a showgirl......

This content is too thrilling, too exciting, it is estimated that no one in Chang'an City will dare to look at it, but in this Lingnan Mountain, the emperor is far away, and the worries are much smaller, but everyone has realized the shape of bowing their heads, and they dare not look up again.

Knowing this, ten heads are not enough to cut off!

Li Xiuning said: Me! Li Xiuning, the eldest princess of the Tang Dynasty, has been fighting horses all her life... A beautiful woman, why be a thief!

Li Xiuning is completely blindfolded, what the hell is going on on this screen? It is not only his second brother Li Shimin, his eldest brother Li Jiancheng, his fourth brother Li Yuanba, but also Li Yuanji, Li Yuan and even herself.

Isn't the current world chaotic enough? The guts of this screen are too fat!

"Ding Dong~! After the advertising is over, please continue to watch the column: "The Legend of Heroes of the Sui and Tang Dynasties"

"Ding Dong~! "The Legend of Heroes of the Sui and Tang Dynasties" has been successfully loaded, please prepare melon seeds, and start broadcasting now. ”

The advertising news and the unobtrusive Tang Seng were all inserted by Li Cheng himself, in fact, he used everyone's melancholy to make a huge wave of anti-cuteness and earn enough benefits for himself.

In later generations, there are countless such marketing methods, and what Li Cheng is doing now is just one of them.