Name: Li Nian.

Age: 18.

Fame: Internationally renowned.

Responsiveness: 96.71 (Compared to 99% of the world's population, you're already the top being.) ）

Singing: 28 (Your unique duck voice may attract people with unique tastes.) ）

Acting: 37 (Poor acting, people don't have the desire to watch it at all.) ）

Dance: 5 (You can only show off your stomping ability on the sidelines, and nothing else.) ）

Li Nian looked at the interface of the system, sighed, and recalled everything that happened today, and had a feeling of wanting to die, and in addition to that, there was also a sense of pride.

With his own singing skills, he actually mastered this song perfectly, which is too strong.

"It's so well armed, no one should recognize it, right?" The dignified national team is on the list, if it is recognized, this image will be completely gone.

Tired......

But this task is finally done, and my psychology is a little relaxed, and I don't have that sense of urgency.

"Well, wait 30 days to see if there will be other tasks on August 15th, and the task punishment will be a little easier, don't keep me doing it with my head. This thing must be happy with each other, otherwise how can you be happy and I will be happy? ”

At the same time, in a small rental house somewhere.

"That's it, I didn't expect such a talent to appear on Line 1! This video of mine is sure to go viral! Hehe, there is no reason for such a demonic singing voice to be unpopular. A young man stretched, clicked on the submission for review, and then just waited for the news.

……

"Nowadays, people can even make a joke about a meal, is it funny? I really don't know what to say.,It's really not a funny video that looks good.,These up masters really are.。 ”

In a rather sloppy rental room, there is a man with a bloated figure lying on the bed, and his hand reaches into his underwear from time to time to scratch his buttocks.

"It's boring, and there are no blockbusters among the group members."

Think about the last time I waited for my husband? This video is very good-looking, and I don't know when a sequel will come out.

Use your thumb to keep swiping across the screen of your phone.

"Huh?"

An eye-catching subtitle that made the fat man stop what he was doing.

"He teased the whole of Huaxia with his footsteps, a reversal beyond imagination, a real brainwashing divine comedy!"

The fat man sneered, there are a lot of these title parties in Xiaopo Station, it's nothing more than cheating clicks.

"It's just that there are more and more damn headline parties, and the atmosphere has changed."

Although he said so, the body just ordered the video very honestly.

As soon as the picture turns, with the sound of the subway driving, plus some Japanese on the side, this inexplicable sense of familiarity, I feel a little dry mouth, this picture has not been seen in some island country action movies.

"Wouldn't it? A small flaw to watch the film today? ”

Then the picture turned, and I really came to the inside of the subway, and there were still quite a lot of people on it, and then the camera from the young woman's short skirt slowly moved upwards.

The fat man was dumbfounded, and unconsciously lowered his right hand.

Then the camera pulled to the black mask and black hat, the height is estimated to be about 1.8 meters, and the whole body is tightly covered, the weather in the magic capital at this time is already more than 30 degrees, even in the air-conditioned subway, you can feel the summer heat.

"What is this! Click in to see, just look at these? ”

The fat man's face was full of indignation, and he just wanted to take his right hand up to type, when the next second came a relatively noisy voice, followed by a refined voice.

The man began to sing!

The fat man felt that the main drama was coming, and he couldn't help staring at the phone screen intently.

"There are some things I've forgotten about ......"

This opening made the fat man laugh, this demonic voice. "Daddy, what kind of song is this?"

Hurriedly opened the barrage to see what netizens commented.

"Hahaha, this song is really magical, my skateboard shoes."

"The previous monster emphasized that I successfully couldn't hold back my laughter, how unhappy I am today, I really can't help it, I laugh to death."

"Sand sculpture sand sculpture songs, reading the lyrics here in a strange tone, playing skateboarding shoes with this song should be very good."

"N brush, it's really magical, and the quality is three times in a row."

The fat man turned off the barrage, but he also held back a smile and continued to listen.

As a result, the lyrics in the back are not much different from the previous ones, and they are still reading there.

"That's it? That's it? ”

Sure enough, it's a title party again, how can there be a little demonic brainwashing?

Listening to this song, the fat man felt like he was going to cry, it was too unbearable.

And at this point, the ultimate part of the song has finally arrived.

"Rub, rub!"

This time the interest is back, and it's kind of interesting.

The fat man is also going to continue to look at it patiently, this young man seems to have something, as an old driver, it is easy to turn when he hears the word friction.

"Rub rubbing, rubbing on this slippery floor......

Step by step like a minion

It's the devil's pace

It's the devil's pace

It's the devil's pace

Rub, rub

Friction, friction"

Combined with the unique footsteps of the man in the video, it really looks like there is an indescribable sense of earthiness.

When the last rubbing was finished, the fat man's whole body was boiling, and there were only two words left in his mind.

He actually wants to listen to it again, it is indeed a divine comedy.

Yes, yes, I hurriedly recommended this song in the dead house group I joined.

"Brothers, hurry up and try this song, thieves are so magical." One group and two groups began to be recommended.

In fact, the reviews on the Internet have long been fried!

"I was there at the scene, and although my little brother covered his face, he still looked very handsome. It also feels inexplicably familiar, but I can't imagine who he is. ”

"Yes, yes, the little brother is too familiar."

"It's really magical, and it's been looped down singles."

"I bet this song will be popular, but if it doesn't catch fire, I didn't say it."

"Rub, rub, I do want to rub a little bit lately...... Think of the feeling of friction and feel it. ”

"it! 16 years of the strongest brainwashing divine comedy, my skateboarding shoes! ”

"Good little brother, why did your brain break down?"

……

Li Nian looked at the comments on the Internet, as the protagonist of the video, he was cold, was this discovered? The image is really gone.

"Brother Nian, there is a song that is so popular recently, have you heard my skateboarding shoes, it's so magical, I keep laughing when I hear it, how can there be such a duck voice?

My skateboard shoes, fashionable fashion is the most fashionable. Rookie grinned, and he could tell that he was in a good mood.

Li Nian's face darkened, and he also had a feeling that he had been exposed......