Chapter 196: Shaolin Football and Tongue Battles

Podolski walked off the field with his head down, and his mood was a little low.

He didn't do well in the game.

Podolski has not been in the starting line-up since the start of the German League Cup until the last four rounds of the league, and he has some complaints about head coach Magath, but he also knows that Roy Mackay, or Pizarro, are extremely good players and strong competitors.

Podolski started the game.

The whole team knows why he can start: St. Pauli has a talented goalscorer, and in the German Cup final in May, he single-handedly scored three goals to lead St. Pauli to beat Bayern Munich.

Podolski is also Bayern's talented striker, so he can naturally go on the field and compete with the opponent.

He lost.

Go down in flames!

If it's just that the goal is not as many as the opponent, it's nothing, even if it's a striker, the performance is not entirely based on the goal, in the process of the key game, his performance is not outstanding, and there are a few mistakes, and a good opportunity was not seized.

The other side has almost no chance.

Both goals were created by the opposition themselves and had little to do with the performance of their St. Pauli team-mates.

Can this still be compared?

"There will be a lot of media outlets that will stand up and question it...... Perhaps, there will be no more reports about me, because I have become worthless......"

Podolsky thought to himself, his heart full of helplessness and depression.

He kind of regretted joining Bayern.

Bayern's other players don't think too much, they have two senses for Zhen Shaolong, one is anger, because Zhen Shaolong made a goal that humiliated Bayern in the game.

The opponent's performance was very good, and it can be said that everyone was shocked, but it was a bit too much to deliberately finish the goal with his ass.

In addition, it is admiration.

Every Bayern player, no matter how famous, must admit that Zhen Shaolong is an admirable opponent, St. Pauli played Bayern twice, and was at an absolute disadvantage, but the opponent scored five goals and led the team to defeat Bayern twice.

What else can they say?

Even if the opponent deliberately scores with his butt to express his sarcasm and disdain for Bayern...... Also eligible!

The Bayern players are very sad.

Although many players admired Zhen Shaolong, no one took the initiative to exchange jerseys or make other gestures, because Zhen Shaolong provoked Bayern, and there were many fans in the stands, so they could only continue to keep a cold face and express a disdainful attitude.

Apart from...... Pizarro.

Zhen Shaolong, Jean, Kreuzer and others just walked into the players' tunnel, and saw a reporter beckoning from a distance, Ball and Jean were discussing, going to be interviewed together, talking about some interesting topics, so that the beauties of Rope Avenue could change their perspective and fall in love with themselves, when they heard a shout from behind, "Wait!" ”

A group of people turned back.

"Wait!"

Pizarro chased after him out of breath and walked up to Zhen Shaolong, "Can you exchange jerseys?" ”

"Swap jerseys?" Zhen Shaolong was a little puzzled, Pizarro didn't play?

Generally, the exchange of jerseys is for the opponents on the field to express friendship with each other, and it is very rare for players who have not played to exchange jerseys with players on the field, because it gives people the feeling of lowering their heads, as if it is a bit of "chasing stars".

Pizarro?

This guy is already a big star at the age of twenty, he was able to join Werder Bremen, he was tapped by Bayern Munich at the age of twenty-three, and he has been Bayern's main striker until now, and he is also the captain of the Peruvian national team, a legendary star of Peru, and has won countless honorary titles.

Zhen Shaolong looked at Pizarro's 'extremely fake' undressing action, and hurriedly said with a black face: "If there is anything, just say it directly!" ”

Pizarro smiled embarrassedly, stopped his movements and said, "I wanted to ask you questions about learning Chinese kung fu and football." ”

“…… I don't know Chinese kung fu! ”

Zhen Shaolong said something at the corner of his mouth, but Pizarro's face was full of disbelief, even the teammates next to him didn't believe it, Bol whispered to Jean 'Zhen really knows Chinese kung fu', Jean's answer was, 'Of course, now I'm very sure that he can be a great kung fu, and his bones are as hard as iron'.

Zhen Shaolong rolled his eyes when he heard this.

It was difficult for Jean's loud voice not to be heard, but Pizarro became more urgent after hearing it, and he said seriously, "I have checked a lot of information, and the basic training of Chinese kung fu seems to start from standing on the pile, right?" Standing piles, standing horse steps, it is said that horse steps squat well, can exercise the kidneys, exercise waist strength, but also strengthen muscles and bones, regulate essence, qi, spirit, long-term exercise horse steps, but also make the lower plate ......"

"Say it again?"

Jean's loud voice interrupted Pizarro's tirade, and he continued to ask, "No, I mean the one just now, what can you do with standing steps?" ”

"Exercise kidney and waist strength?" Pizarro repeated in confusion.

"Yes, that's it!" Jean suddenly had a burst of inspiration, "Fabian, do you hear that?" Standing on the horse can exercise the kidneys and strengthen the waist, doesn't it mean that it can make me stronger? ”

"Stronger in bed?"

"Ahem...... Don't be so direct......" Jean looked at Pizarro urgently, "you go on, what else does it do, I think I can also exercise the next step." ”

Bor listened attentively.

Pizarro understood what the two meant, and couldn't help but pull the corners of his mouth, and found that the players of St. Pauli were really a little unreliable!

He continued, "I've seen a saying that no matter what kind of Chinese kung fu it is, when practicing the horse step pile, it is required to be calm, calm down, and breathe naturally, and the spiritual requirements are a bit illusory, I don't quite understand, but no matter what kind of Chinese kung fu, you can get special exercise through the horse step pile, so that people can get full or extraordinary play in fighting." ”

Zhen Shaolong, Jean, and Bol all nodded their heads when they listened, but Pizarro's explanation was over, and he asked the key question of doubt, "But does this have anything to do with football?" Why are you able to apply Chinese kung fu to football? ”

Zhen Shaolong tugged at the corners of his mouth and said seriously, "Again, I haven't learned Chinese kung fu. ”

"However, I think that practicing Chinese kung fu to a high level will definitely help football, Chinese martial arts is broad and profound, it is a kind of physical exercise, but also a kind of spiritual realm exercise...... So, if you have doubts about how Chinese kung fu can't be applied to football, I can recommend you to watch a Chinese movie. ”

"What movie?"

"Shaolin Football!"

"Less...... Forest...... Football? Pizarro repeated that the transliteration of 'Shaolin' in Chinese was a bit too strange for Germans.

"You wait."

Pizarro reacted, immediately rushed to the front, stopped a reporter, borrowed paper and pen from there, and quickly returned and handed it to Zhen Shaolong, "Can you write down the name of the movie you said, I don't know Chinese very well, I'm worried that I will forget it when I go back." ”

"Okay."

Zhen Shaolong met Pizarro's request, and clearly wrote the four big words 'Shaolin Football' on the paper, Pizarro glanced at it as if he had found a treasure, carefully put it in his pocket, and checked it several times in a row.

Zhen Shaolong really couldn't stand this guy who was thinking off the rails, so he hurriedly left with his teammates.

This scene was seen by reporters from afar.

The reporter who was asked for pen and paper was a Hamburg reporter, he asked the camera to film this scene, and when Pizarro came to return the pen, he also asked in an interview, "What do you think of Zhen Shaolong?" ”

Pizarro didn't think much of it and nodded, "He's amazing." ”

The reporter immediately took Pizarro's answer, combined with the scene just now, as "Pizarro is a loyal fan of Zhen Shaolong, he asked Zhen Shaolong for an autograph, and he was very excited after getting the autograph......"

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Post-match press conference.

Nearly 200 reporters waited in the stadium early, and for a time it was overcrowded, not only the seats in the venue were occupied, but the corridors and aisles were full of reporters, all of whom were talking about the games that had just passed.

There are so many things to watch in the game.

The first is Bayern's home defeat to St. Pauli, creating the biggest upset in the fifth round of the league, Bayern is the recognized hegemon of German football, in the eyes of the outside world and even the German media, the least competitive among the five major leagues is the Bundesliga, because Bayern's results are too gorgeous, and for a long time in the position of 'Bundesliga boss', other teams can only fight for the second at most.

The same has been true in the past two seasons, with Bayern winning the Bundesliga title without any suspense.

This kind of situation where the league is monopolized by one team is very detrimental to the development of the league and international competition, but the situation is already like this, and it is meaningless to say that it is unfavorable.

The important thing is that Bayern lost!

Bayern lost to Bielefeld in the last game, and Bielefeld has been in the middle of the league in recent years, and Bayern's away loss is also acceptable, but this loss is a bit unacceptable.

One is the home field.

The second is to lose to the promoted horse.

Bayern loses to St. Pauli at home, the league ranking will drop very much, and the impact on Bayern will be very great, but some sad things are that Bayern's loss is not the only attraction.

St. Pauli's goal process is no less than Bayern's loss!

The first ball, face!

The second ball, ass!

Zhen Shaolong's second goal was simply an insult to Bayern's Chiguoguo, he took the ball to the penalty area, deceived Lahm, Lucio and Kahn in one action, successfully completed a wonderful ball in a small area, brought the ball to the goal line, and then 'sit' the ball into the goal with his butt.

The goal was wonderful, and Bayern was an opponent, so it was difficult to accept.

The first goal was luck, but if you really calculate it, Zhen Shaolong scored it with his face, which can be regarded as a humiliation for Bayern.

Two balls, two humiliations.

Many media outlets are gearing up to report a story that reads: 'Zhen Shaolong shines at the Allianz Arena with his face and buttocks, leading St. Pauli to beat Bayern'.

That must be interesting.

Finally, the protagonist of the press conference was born, and that was St. Pauli's head coach Bergmann.

Bergman smiled in front of him, calmly walked to the stage and sat down, and then talked about the game, "1-2, the score is the biggest reward for our players, and they work hard for the whole game." ”

"But the victory is not the most important thing, I saw in the game that every player is working hard, trying their best, even if they can't run, they insist on continuing and continuing to fight, and this kind of game spirit is the most satisfying part."

"I believe that players with this kind of hard work will not perform too badly, and the overall team with hard work will not have too bad results, which is our biggest gain: in the face of giants, you can also show the spirit of not giving up and working hard to the end!"

Bergman emphasized the topic of the whole team showing zero good spirit during the game, and then changed his voice to talk about Zhen Shaolong, who reporters cared about, "The two goals came from Zhen, and any praise is not too much for him, he is the kind of player who is very good and occasionally shocking." ”

"The most important thing a player like this needs is trust. Even if he doesn't perform for 90 minutes, there is only the last minute left, and one shine is enough! ”

Bergman didn't talk much about Zhen Shaolong, and then went on to talk about the team's goal of relegation, and so far in the season, the team's results are very good, ranking at the top of the Bundesliga list, "but we must always remember that we are a relegation team, and it will not change because of the temporary good results......

Bergman's low profile is still good, but the media doesn't want to hear too many official statements.

When the press conference progressed to the question session, two Munich reporters immediately stood up and questioned Zhen Shaolong's provocation and humiliation of Bayern in the process of scoring goals.

Bergman must defend Zhen Shaolong, even if he feels that it is a provocation, he must not say it publicly, "I believe he didn't mean it." When a player, a 19-year-old young player, breaks through Bayern's back line, the goalkeeper with the ball, and brings the ball to the goal line, it's normal for the heart to get excited. ”

"Maybe it's just a way to vent when you're too excited."

"I don't think we should use the goal process to question whether a young player is provoking the opposition......

Bayern's journalists, of course, will not agree with Bergmann, Bayern have been humiliated, as if someone slapped you in the face and said, "He's too young, it's just too exciting to beat you, and none of us should blame him." ”

Who would want to take it?

The Bayern media certainly don't accept this claim, and they continue to question it --

"Can you provoke your opponent at a young age?"

"He should publicly apologize to Bayern! Apologies to the Bayern fans! ”

"Some people say that Zhen did this on purpose to provoke the smell of gunpowder in the game, so that St. Pauli can take the opportunity to win, what do you think about this, Mr. Bergman?"

Bergman was continuously blocked and speechless, he still had too little experience, he didn't practice the skills of 'tongue warfare', and finally couldn't control his emotions anymore, and said a little angrily, "You always say humiliation, humiliation, aren't you ashamed?" ”

"Bayern can humiliate us, that's not a foul! I welcome it, and then I will think that it is our defensive problem, which is very helpful for the players to understand the importance of defence! ”

"You should question the Bayern players, Lahm, Lucio, Kahn, question them, not me, not St. Pauli. The three of them couldn't stop Zhen, that was the biggest humiliation. ”

Bergman angrily left the venue, leaving a stunned group of reporters.

Hamburg journalists rejoice!

The Munich reporter was devastated by what they had said about Bergmann...... Can't refute!

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