Chapter 1 The way Zaun players greet each other
In the small office, looking at the man staring at him with an expressionless face, Time Chicken suddenly swallowed nervously, it was just a sin, why couldn't he think about it so much at that time? If you are scolded twice, you just don't see it? I actually used the space-time manager to kill people directly on impulse, and now it's okay, I've been found by the bitter master!
"Ahem, that, young man, Lin Bei, I have to tell you a very sorry news, you are dead!"
After thinking about it, Time Chicken finally decided to hide from the world and take himself out of this matter, and immediately expressed a very regretful expression.
"Because you played the game all night, your body couldn't bear it, which led to sudden death, although Lin Bei and I feel very sorry for this, but there is nothing I can do, your body has been cremated by your family, Lin Bei I can't let you come back to life, but, for the sake of Lin Bei and my teammates when you played the last LOL game before your death, I will be merciful to help you say a good word to the Ten Palaces of Yama, let them arrange a better family background for you, you can be reincarnated!"
"......" staring!
Su Li didn't speak, just stared at the Time Chicken like this, and the Time Chicken felt uncomfortable.
"Hey, young man, why are you looking at Lin Bei like this? Could it be that Lin Bei and I will arrange a good afterlife for you, are you still not satisfied? ”
The weak-hearted Time Chicken slammed the table and stood on the chair, squinting his eyes and pretending to be a fierce and vicious look staring at Su Li.
"Mortals, do you have to know how to be a human being? Lin Bei, I am willing to arrange a good afterlife for you, which is already a great mercy, don't be dissatisfied! ”
"Do you think I'm blind?"
Su Li stretched out his hand and pointed to the giant tablet beside him.
"Your Plane Manager has a complete record of how you killed me, do you think I'm a fool? Or do you think I don't have good eyes and can't see what's on this Spacetime Manager? ”
"Uh, this ......"
Time Chicken's body shook, and he couldn't help but want to blow up this pit father's space-time manager, but he never expected that his Time Chicken would one day be pitted by this time-time manager.
"Ahem, young man, I admit that I accidentally killed you, but the responsibility for the matter is not mine, who asked you to scold me in the game?"
When I thought of a forty-minute game, he was actually scolded by the guy in front of him for thirty-five minutes, and the time chicken was angry, although his game level was a little pitted, but it was really a bit too much to scold him for thirty-five minutes in a row, right? And for a full thirty-five minutes, there was not even a single sentence repeated, who can not be angry?!
"First, I scolded you because your game level is too poor, 0/21/0 record, how did you have the courage to live?"
Su Li squinted his eyes and glanced at the time chicken, if it weren't for the other party being too pitiful, he wouldn't have scolded people, of course, there was another reason......
"Second, and most crucially, I'm not scolding, you know? That's how our Zu'an players greet each other, since we have entered the Zu'an region, we must have the consciousness of facing the wind, in our Zu'an, only the strong deserve to have relatives, weak chickens like you, hehe......"
"Hey, young man, can you correct your attitude? Do you know who I am? Do you know where this scar on my face came from? ”
Time Chicken's face sank, stretched out his wings and touched the scar on his left eye, and his tone was low.
"Back then, Pangu opened the world ......"
"Hehe, you haven't seen Shileng since I did, have you? That scar of yours was obviously cut by Zeus, and Pangu opened the world? Who are you fooling? ”
Su Li raised his middle finger at the time chicken, and fiercely despised the other party's fooling behavior.
"Oh, this doesn't matter, young man, the most important thing now is that you are in the narrow space of time, this is Lin Bei's territory, do you know? If you obediently obey my arrangement to be reincarnated now, I can still have someone arrange a good afterlife for you, but if you don't obey me......"
Time Chicken's eyes froze, and he let out a sneer.
"Then don't blame Lin Bei, I'm not polite to you, let me tell you, Lin Bei, I grew up in the grassland since I was a child, I drank dew when I was thirsty, and I ate grasshoppers when I was hungry, offended me? Be careful that you can't eat and walk around! ”
"Time chicken, you know what? Actually, I've read the script......"
Su Li suddenly laughed, and put his right hand on the tablet-like space-time manager beside him, and a red button was within reach.
"If you dare to threaten me again, I'll just press the self-destruct button and die with the Spacetime Manager!"
"Hey, young man, calm down!"
Time Chicken's eyes widened instantly, and a cold sweat broke out on his forehead.
"If you press the time machine to blow itself up, you'll be blown up too!"
"It doesn't matter, I've already died anyway, and it's not a big deal to die again, but it's a pity for you, if the time machine is blown up, do you think Xiao King Kong will deduct your salary?"
Su Li smiled very 'nuclear' good, and the threat in his words was very obvious.
In an instant, the Time Chicken sat on the ground weakly as if it had received some major blow, and began to cry with its wings covering its face.
"Woo woo, don't, people are just a small clerk, there is a lot of work, no commission, I work overtime on vacation, the mortgage has not been paid off, and the insurance is bought by myself, but fortunately, I don't have to pay parking fees, because I can't afford to buy ......a car at all."
While speaking, Time Chicken shed tears of despair.
"Originally, the salary was not much, if I blew up the space-time manager again, my salary would have to be lost, not to mention, I would not get a penny of salary for countless years in the future, young man, can you bear to look at the handsome and handsome Lin Bei and I live a life without a salary?"
Under the teary-eyed gaze of the time chicken, Su Li nodded without changing his face.
"I'm very patient, and, please don't use the adjective handsome and handsome to describe yourself, just the beer belly body shape of a middle-aged uncle, plus lewdness. It's extremely trivial temperament, those adjectives really don't match your image at all! ”
"......" Time Chicken looked like he had been struck by lightning, Su Li's words were a little too heart-wrenching, even though he had always been thick-skinned, he couldn't help but want to vomit blood at this time.
Seeing Su Li's completely ruthless expression, after a stalemate for a while, Time Chicken finally lost helplessly.
"Say, boy, what do you want?"