The first ☞ teacher said the most contradictory thing: What do you read books for? Look at the blackboard.

What do you look at the blackboard for? Look at me.

What do you think I'm doing? I have words on my face! You think the school is your home, you can do whatever you want?

→_→ but the school's slogan is that ☞ the school is our home, and the cleaning depends on everyone.

The second:

"Why? Why did he have to kill me? I'm in a big belly and I'm still bleeding from him, why did he beat me to death? Doesn't his conscience hurt? ”

I sat alone on the bridge, holding my head in pain.

Meng Po: "Okay, okay, don't cry, hurry up and drink soup, don't throw mosquitoes in the next life."

The third:

The waiter said, "Hello, what do you order?"

"Broken entrails, clotted blood, tangled tentacles, twisted plants, shriveled limbs, mutilated brains, scarlet fruits. Tumbling in the opposition of red and white, silent in the blend of yellow and brown. Clear the fog for me and give me a glimpse of the truth! ”

Waiter: "You are too profound, can you make it simpler?"

"Money belly, blood tofu, squid whiskers, kelp knots, marinated pork, blanched brain flowers, tomatoes. Spicy clear soup with mandarin duck pot, sour plum soup with lemon slices. ”

"And my glasses are fogging, help me get a piece of toilet paper, I'll wipe it myself, thank you!"

Here, the evil will repeat it except for the latest four draws.

Cells control 10% [Control 10% of the number of cells in the body, there is no limit to the object, if the object resists, it will not work.] 】

The ability of the three babies [derived from the gourd baby, can be turned on or off as you like.] When using, prevent internal injuries and mental attacks. 】

[Intimate tip: How did the three babies hit the street in 100,000 hot jokes, and the host should also be careful about this. 】

Equip:

Solo return to the city teleportation scroll [In this world, as long as you can imagine the corner of the city, you can go through.] Number of uses: 1 time】

Enhanced version of the kinship towel [An item made by Amaterasu for Yui Ha Shaono, it has 10,000 small absorbent pillows that can instantly absorb half of the blood of a female creature. 】

2,000,000 yen [Obtained from 10 draws, worth 126,354.3608RMB, which can be used in the ninja world.] 】

Two sets of white suits [from 2 draws. Wear it and you're a successful person. Increase the opinion of decent people towards you. 】

Ninja Ladies Clothes 5 Sets [From 5 Draws. What do you see, haven't you worn a woman's clothes? This requires a note. ╭∩╮（￣▽￣）╭∩╮】

Barrett Aurora [Twist Teng Super Powerful Guy Assembly Line Production, worth 888 yuan of game props. You with it are a sharpshooter. 】

[Note: A bullet needs to be purchased for 10,000 yuan, which is powerful.] Only with salary can you create happiness, and you are paralyzed without money ☞. 】

Bamboo Dragonfly [Item of the Blue Fat Man World, charge for one hour, fly for five minutes. Five minutes later, the explosion did not hurt anyone. 】

[Note: You read that right.] This is an enhanced version of the Bamboo Dragonfly, which can fly at speeds up to the speed of sound. After five minutes, it will be the same as a 1+2 star phone. 】

English proficiency [After use, your mom will no longer have to worry about your English grades. 】

[Note: You must know that English is not only about touching you, Shet, Bichi, and selling embarrassing. 】

Pass 1 set [Use it, and you have a house.] You just have an identity... witnesses. You can become a regular resident of one of the five hidden villages. 】

Character card: Five-five open American team [Give me three minutes, easy to be a woman.] ...】

[Note: If you make a mistake, you will be given a shield after use, and you and anyone can open it for 55.] 5 minutes of usage, renewal 10,000 yuan/minute. Salary...]

10 fairy beans.

Snack gift pack given by the god of food [contains a century-old snack for five people.] There are hot chicken essence, baby goat, big knife meat, Jingbei instant noodles, three big squirrel suits, and Youqimei...】

Worship the bgm given by the hardness god [Use it, all kinds of music will ring in the ears of anyone within a kilometer around 720°, and after using it, any of your abilities will increase by 10%. 】

[Note: Hardness production, there must be sequelae, it is better to dance, chat and don't forget to dance, don't forget to dance when fighting, and dance whatever you do.]

A USB flash drive with a memory of 164G [cough cough,There are not too hot series of films from country J in Dongjing、Various playboy graphic magazines、The latest popular drag dance...]

[Note: With it, you don't need a girlfriend, your hands will make your dreams come true.] Uh-huh. 】

120,000 yen [Note: For Mahuateng, your money is my money, Barrett Aurora hasn't been used yet, recharge it!] You can only become a sharpshooter if you top up. 】

The space ring worn by the goddess of fate [Holding it can increase the space ring of losing luck, containing 100 cubic meters of space, and it can also live in people!] 】

[Note: After Lady Luck married a god in the East, she changed to a ninja-sized space ring. The small one was placed on the system wheel by the unknown creator, that is, the Oriental Immortal, waiting for the host's luck to burst into draw. 】

500,000 yuan.

Demon wings.

In fact, all the items written about have their own functions in the later period, except for clothes and coins.