Two visitors, an uncle and a girl.

The middle-aged uncle was dressed in burlap clothes, carrying a heavy knife on his back, he looked rough and heroic, and the sleeve of his right arm was empty, obviously missing an arm. And the girl's whole body is dressed in either red or white, with a pretty little face, her eyes are full of spirituality, her demeanor is light and brisk, and a pair of silver bells worn around her waist rings gently with her actions, just like coming to Shuijing Peak to play in the mountains and rivers.

If outsiders want to visit, they must first go up the mountain from the main peak of Zhengyang to get permission from the deacon elders of the ceremonial sacrifice to visit, and then hold a license to travel with the disciples in the door, both for supervision and to prevent the guests from being mistaken for thieves. These two people did not wear the uniforms of our sect, nor did they accompany their fellow disciples, and quietly climbed my Water Mirror Peak, for fear of bad intentions.

Although I am ready to wander the world, I am still the people of Water Mirror Peak, if they do anything to hurt their junior sister and junior brother after they go to the peak...... It's my business, anyway, there is no one on the mountain now, even if the junior sister and junior brother come back later, the master should come back with him, and it will definitely be fine...... I'm a useless second senior brother who is worried about something, so let's concentrate on running for my life.

Unfortunately, the shortcut was blocked by the two of them, so I had to hide behind a tree and wait for them to pass before continuing to run.

The two men went up the hill along the path, the girl looked around at the scenery, and the uncle followed anxiously and watched around.

"Miss, let's go back."

The girl didn't seem to have heard it, and ran and jumped to a slope, looking at the scenery on the next level, "Go back to what?" We haven't reached the mountainside yet. ”

The uncle jumped up and stood behind the girl and persuaded: "Although this Water Mirror Peak only has five masters and apprentices, it is also the land of the Qingxuan Dao Sect, in case they find out, even if those apprentices can be ignored, but their master Wang Meow Meow is a master known as 'torture and killing fangs', I am afraid that his subordinates are not his opponents." ”

The girl looked into the distance with her hands behind her back carelessly.

"It's just a cat, and if I wasn't allergic to animal hair, I would have wanted to touch it. Besides, what if it's not an opponent? We came to Shuijingfeng to ask Wang Shien for something back to us, which is justified. Although they knew that the people of their sect would definitely favor him and would not return Kiyohime. It would be best if we could steal Kiyohime back, but if they found out about us, they wouldn't dare to do anything to us. If they are so stupid as to detain us and not allow us to leave, then let Daddy come forward, will they really dare to hurt me, or will they stay here for the rest of my life? ”

"My subordinates are afraid that things will develop to the point where the sect leader needs to come forward."

"If it really comes to that time, Uncle Yan, you will accompany me to be reprimanded by my father."

"I'm afraid that the sect leader won't blame the eldest lady, but blame his subordinates for not stopping it."

"Then I can only grieve Uncle Yan."

The girl looked at the beautiful scenery in the mountain, so she turned around and continued to go up the mountain, and the uncle surnamed Yan sighed helplessly, but he had to follow.

I watched with bated breath from behind the tree, and I didn't dare to move because of the bugs.

According to them, the woman was the daughter of a certain sect leader, and the uncle surnamed Yan was probably a bodyguard. Yesterday, the senior brother said that he went down the mountain to kill the evil cult and forcibly seize Qing Ji, and now it seems that the senior brother clearly cut them down and snatched their swords. These two outsiders are not afraid of being caught by the Qingxuan Taoist Sect, and it seems that they are not a cult. If it's really a cult, wouldn't the Qingxuan Dao Sect, as the head of the decent sect, kill them soon?

This kind of thing that you know is very troublesome at a glance is still to listen to it, and it is the right thing to run away quickly.

It wasn't until they were far away that I dared to leave. As soon as he took a step, he suddenly felt that something was wrong with his crotch, and the ring hidden in the stall began to get hot again. Fortunately, it was wrapped in a cloth, and it was very intimate in the early morning with the cold, and I admired my wit a little.

After taking two more steps, the situation under the gear has become a little wrong, why is it still so hot with a layer of cloth?

When I looked down, there was smoke coming out of the groove!

The smoke immediately caused a small commotion and squeaky chirping among the insects and birds around them, and the girl and the uncle noticed something strange before they had gone far. I heard the sound of them stopping and pulling out their weapons not far behind the tree where I was hiding, and the uncle shouted at the tree where I was hiding, "Who's there!" ”

Yes...... It's over.

You don't have to look to feel that they are approaching here, and it's useless to pretend that no one is there. Escape, you must not be able to run away from the uncle whose cultivation looks very tall. In desperation, I had no choice but to stand up from behind the tree.

When the uncle saw me come out, he held the heavy knife in one hand and watched me with great interest, while the girl looked at me with great interest, especially staring at my smoking trousers, and her eyes widened as if she had discovered something new. The ring was getting hotter and hotter, and the cloth that wrapped it looked like it was about to catch fire. I endured the heat of my lower body, and suddenly I had an idea, and I leaned lazily against the trunk of the tree and looked at them with half-squinted eyes.

"The two of you came to my Water Mirror Peak as guests, why didn't you make an appointment in advance and suddenly came to visit?"

The girl frowned and asked me, "Who are you?" ”

"Tut-tut, juniors are juniors." I pretended to be a master: "You little girl is young and naturally doesn't know this seat, didn't you just say you wanted to touch my hair?" ”

The uncle's big knife almost fell to the ground in fright, and exclaimed, "Wang Meow?!" ”

"That's right! This seat is Wang Meow Meow! Feeling that the momentum of shouting Master's name was half weaker, I imitated Master's lazy appearance, yawned and said, "But this seat is no longer what you call 'torture and killing fangs', just a lazy cat living in seclusion on the mountain, and I don't want to get blood for many years." Then he waved his hand and looked around at the surrounding mountains and forests: "This Water Mirror Peak is full of formations arranged by this seat, and the two of you have noticed it since the first time you entered the mountain, and I came here to see who is so bold." ”

The master has not appeared on the rivers and lakes for decades, and even Shui Jingfeng has rarely left in the past ten years, and outsiders have never seen the true face of the master at all, even if the disciples of the Qingxuan Taoist Sect saw the master, they only thought that it was a wild cat that ran in somewhere, how could they know that Wang Meow Meow was a mother, not to mention the humanization of the master. I don't have a little fairy spirit in ordinary folk clothes to play such a play, and I don't know how much I can bluff them, but at least the uncle is a little in awe of me, God knows if Wang Meow Meow is a weird old fairy who likes to pretend to be an ordinary person, although I only look like a ruffian.

The girl, however, was much calmer than the uncle, and she took a few steps forward with a smile, which made me panic.

Didn't my acting skills as villain A deceive her at all?

"The little woman has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai, I heard that the predecessor is a beauty, why do you look at it now, the predecessor is a suave son?"

This suave sentence is not convincing at all.

At that time, this cunning fox was only less than ten meters away from me, and I could clearly see the alertness in her eyes, and she was definitely not a foolish character. I had the heart to take out the hot stuff in my pants and throw it in her face and then turn around and run, but if I did that, I would completely expose the fact that I was a paper tiger, and I don't know what their hearts were, there was no one else in this Water Mirror Peak except me and them now, in case they wanted to kill people, I didn't even have anyone to collect the body.

"How many of these rumors are true?" I pointed to my nose and asked her, "I ask you, have you ever seen this seat?" ”

"Naturally, no."

"So you still have a Too young, too simple Tucson to tell you a fact, this seat is a man!"

The girl pouted unwillingly: "Then dare to ask the seniors, why don't you show up in your original form?" ”

"Why?" I thought about this question for a second and could answer: "That's because recently, many wild cats in this Water Mirror Peak are in estrus, and as soon as they see this seat, they run over and want the overlord to make a bow, but this seat doesn't want to hurt them and doesn't want to be tied up, so they have to turn into human form." ”

It's not that I'm making it up, it's really happened that Master was chased by a wild cat in the mountains before. Every time it encountered such a situation, it would shoot those wild cats away with its tail, and it was my little brother and I who would heal the injured cats and take them to the bottom of the mountain to be released. I often maliciously persuaded Master to find a handsome male cat, and then he was slapped by his tail.

She couldn't help laughing in the end, and after relieving herself, she pointed to the part of my pants: "Senior Wang Meow, your pants have been smoking." ”

"What do you know, this is immortal energy!"

The girl who asked a lot of questions wanted to continue to ask, and I immediately interrupted: "That's right! There's something to give you back. Then he reached into his pants and pounded.

The two of them immediately looked different, and the uncle was about to open his mouth to scold me for doing such a bad behavior in broad daylight, but he saw me take out a sword from the trouser stall, and suddenly the expressions of the two of them were called that wonderful, it is estimated that they have never seen this kind of ability to take out a sword from the trouser stall, even if they don't fully believe that I am Wang Meow, they have to be afraid of me first.

"Kiyohime?!" ”

The sword I took out was Kiyohime, and after taking her out, Na Ring also divided it, and my eggs avoided the tragedy of being scalded again. However, Kiyohime seemed to notice that I was taking her out of the pants, and she was shaking so badly that I guessed she would be angry if someone was wise. No, it's really infuriating to shake it like this.

"Next!"

I threw my sword at the girl, but instead of catching it, she avoided it in disgust. But the uncle in the back flashed up and caught Qing Ji, although the uncle also looked disgusting, if there was a hair on this sword or something, I was afraid that even he wouldn't dare to touch it.

"This seat learned that the unscrupulous stole something yesterday, and was very angry about this matter, and has severely punished him for your sect, and beat the unscrupulous man who is now sent to Zhengyang Peak for rescue, otherwise he will definitely bring him to apologize. Just now, I was thinking about how to return this sword on the mountain, but no, you are here. ”

My heart aches, a sword like Kiyohime is hard to come by, and I haven't been able to appreciate it before I can return it to others.

But my eggs hurt too, and if I don't take her out, my eggs will have to be scalded.

Sword and egg, I choose egg!

How can the two of them believe me now, the girl is still suspicious, the accompanying uncle put away the knife first and walked up, respectfully holding the sword with one hand and saluting: "When Xia Yan returned, I thought that this sword would not come back, but I didn't expect that before I opened my mouth, Wang Xianren returned Qing Ji completely, and severely punished the disciples who committed the crime, this kind of reasonableness and generosity are rare in the world!" I, Yan, and I teach Miss Hongying, thank you for the love of Wang Xianren to return the sword! ”

The girl named Hongying also hesitated to salute me with a fist.

"The little girl Hongying, thank you to the Wang Xianren. The unknown immortal is so generous, and the appropriate talent is offended, please forgive me. ”

Hee-hee-hee, it's so funny, I acted so well in this play that I deceived these two people and thanked me, and even I admired my wit!

"No need to be polite." I was overjoyed, and said with a smile: "A handful of Qingji is nothing, I can have as much as I want, not to mention that I have long wanted to kill the senior brother." ”

I got carried away for a while, and as soon as the words came out, I regretted it.