Chapter 235: Uncle Tuan Pretending to Be Disabled [II]
Listening to the chatter in his ear, the three generations sighed helplessly in their hearts, and the expression on his face was quite a feeling of lovelessness, he had a hunch, and it was estimated that he would have to make trouble again in his office after a while.
Sure enough, just when this thought flashed in the hearts of the three generations, they saw Su Li on the opposite side looking at Tuan Zang with a mocking face.
"Yo, it's not like we're disabled...... No, it should be said that it is the mentally disabled Tuanzang Tuan's uncle, you are the person who has entered the coffin for most of your body, you don't stay at home with peace of mind, take care of your days, and tease your grandson, why are you still running around? ! ”
Su Li's eyes looked Tuan Zang up and down, and when he said this, his voice suddenly paused, and then his face instantly changed to an expression of sudden realization.
"Alas, look at my memory, I almost forgot, Uncle Tuan has done a lot of evil in his life, harming the world everywhere, and now although he has reached the age of teasing his grandson, but it's a pity that God has eyes, Uncle Tuan doesn't say it's a grandson, you don't even seem to have a wife, right......?"
As he spoke, Su Li shook his head with a sigh in his mouth, his expression full of emotion and mockery.
"I suddenly found that there is a poem that is very suitable for Uncle Tuan, as the so-called good and evil will be rewarded in the end, the way of heaven is good reincarnation, I don't believe it, look up, who has the sky spared, Uncle Tuan, you have done so many bad things in your life, and now that you are older, not only do you have no children, no daughters, no wife, even this body is disabled, if you are really doing it, the sky is watching, karma is coming quickly!"
"...... Suli"
Tuan Zang looked at Su Li with fire in his eyes, and the crutches in his hand knocked on the ground, if it weren't for the fact that this was the Hokage's office, he would definitely rush over and give Su Li a crutch now.
"Uncle Tuan, don't call me so loudly, I'm afraid!"
Su Li took a small step back, his hands and arms in front of his chest, and he had a scared expression on his face, but the ridicule in his eyes showed his true mood now.
Looking at Tuan Zang's gritted teeth, as if his blood vessels were about to burst, Su Li put his hands behind his back in a comfortable mood, and looked at Tuan Zang's eyes as if he was looking at some rare animal.
"Then again, Tuan Zang, there's one thing I'm really curious about!"
Su Li circled around Tuan Zang like a curious baby, and directly chose to ignore Tuan Zang's murderous gaze and the tired eyes of the three generations.
"You said that you are on crutches every day, blindfolded, and you look like a special cripple, but your mobility ability and your appearance really don't match at all, not to mention that you can run here from the root base so quickly, just say that the tone of your speech just now is full of energy, and your voice is louder than many young people, just your energetic appearance, you don't look like a person who needs crutches!"
"Do you mean ......?"
A frightened expression suddenly appeared on Su Li's face, and his eyes couldn't stop swaying back and forth between the three generations and Tuanzang.
"Oh, I understand, Uncle Tuan, you are deliberately pretending to be disabled, so as to win the sympathy of your old lover, so that he can feel more sorry for you, and help you wipe your ass and clean up the aftermath of those bad things you do......"
"Tut-tut, Uncle Tuan, you are really a scheming boy, among the people I have seen, no one can compare to you in terms of pretending to be a white lotus, I, Su Li, would like to call you the strongest ......"
"Su Li, you will disappear from the old man's eyes immediately......"
The green tendons on the foreheads of the three generations bulged high, this bastard, he was open-mouthed every day, and he just quarreled with Tuan Zang, anyway, it wasn't once or twice, but now he still dared to create rumors about him?!
And this rumor is inevitably too much, he is innocent of ape flying and danzang, when did he become an old lover? Isn't this a pure desire to ruin his reputation, if others hear it, will he still have this old face?!
"Okay, okay, I'm gone, can't I go?!"
Su Li rolled his eyes, and sighed in a sad tone as he led a few more people outside.
"This lover is really closer than his henchmen, once something happens, the first to be punished is always his henchmen, but he is reluctant to say even a word of weight to his old lover......"
"Whoosh......"
"Smack......
A scroll was picked up by the three generations, and then smashed towards Su Li without hesitation, if Su Li hadn't seen the situation and ran a little faster, it was estimated that he would have to be directly shot in the head by this scroll.
"Ape Fei, look at it, look at it, what is this guy used to by you now? How dare you make rumors about me like this, I'm also a dignified Konoha elder, the leader of the roots, and he's so lawless......"
Looking at the back of Su Li leaving, Tuan Zang knocked on his crutches angrily and complained to the three generations.
The third generation rubbed his temples, and with a wry smile mixed with helplessness and numbness on his face, he began to soothe Tuan Zang's emotions.
He should have opened the identity certificate of not beheading them just now, so that these two groups of people would not meet, and he wouldn't have to have a headache now.
And just when Su Li took a few more people to go through other procedures, Kakashi, who had taken a shower at home, also walked out of the house refreshed.
Today is the day of the release of the latest edition of Intimate Paradise, and as a loyal fan of Jiraiya, Kakashi decided to buy a collector's edition with the author's autograph to keep at home.
On the way to the bookstore, Kakashi, who was looking forward to the paradise of intimacy with the treasures, frowned a little uncomfortably, and for some reason, he always felt that the eyes of these passers-by around him were very strange.
Kakashi is not without the experience of being watched, as a person with a large number of fans, it has long been a habit to be watched by his own fans, and even point fingers.
However, today's gaze of these passers-by makes Kakashi feel that something is wrong, this kind of look is definitely not the kind of fans who do idols, but more like the kind of people who eat melons to watch the protagonists of gossip news.
With a somewhat heavy heart, Kakashi walked into the bookstore he frequented.
"Welcome to the light...... Oh, it's Mr. Kakashi......"
The bookstore owner paused in the middle of his welcome words, looking at this guest who often came to his store to buy intimate paradise, the bookstore owner sighed softly, his eyes full of sympathy and encouragement.
Kakashi's right eyelid began to jump as he approached the bookstore, and when he walked into the bookstore, a feeling of unease suddenly appeared in his heart.
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Chapter 235: Uncle Tuan Pretending to Be Disabled [II]