Chapter 21: I'm not a demon after all

Jiang Han can't forget the negative textbook of biodiversity. This kind of cost-effective way to directly introduce a complete set of "biological balance chain gift packages" when there is more money in the future, and Jiang Han doesn't have to worry about it.

Brother Ji was still chattering: "Boss, just like the mice on your earth, humans think that rats are extremely low-level rodent mammals, and mice have also made indelible contributions to advancing human medicine. But you must know that in the universe, rats are recognized as skilled craftsmen, a race that symbolizes wisdom. All the star-making projects in the City of a Thousand Planets, from the person in charge to the construction personnel, are rats, and even the earth is built by rats. ”

Jiang Han digested Brother Ji's words in a few seconds, and finally couldn't hold back his laughter.

Humans have always regarded mice as the least intelligent mammals, and who would have thought that humans are inferior creatures in the eyes of mice.

Jiang Han and Brother Ji continued to shop, the price of the talent market was much lower than that of robots, and the cheapest [Level 1 Civilization Forging Robot] cost 500 stellar coins, and creatures with a monthly salary of a few stellar coins abound in the talent market.

Don't look at the faint starlight on Jiang Han's navel, he walked with his hands behind his back, and with a figure-eight step that he didn't recognize, the job-seekers in the talent market all waved the signs in their hands, shouting things like "boss choose me" and "boss look at me".

Although he didn't have much money on him, he still enjoyed the treatment of an emperor.

Suddenly, Jiang Han heard a clear groundhog cry in various "boss chooses me and I am the sweetest" slogan-style self-marketing.

"Ah!! Yes!!! ”

Jiang Han locked on to the source of the sound at a glance, saw the little groundhog impotent and furious, pointed at a husky and scolded: "I said you should be careful when adding catalysts, you poured all the can of catalysts into it, this armor is as brittle as paper, how can you sell it?" ”

Erha lowered his head and dodged, and his mouth kept making a "hmm" aggrieved sound.

The groundhog crossed his waist with one hand and pointed to the dog's head without stopping: "Brother dog, your dog food will be halved tonight!" ”

Hearing that the dog food was halved, the husky suddenly raised his head and stared at the groundhog with his eyes: "Ah Yue, I don't think so!" ”

The groundhog crossed his hands on his hips, his two front teeth shining, and with a kind of "cub looking directly at me" look: "Brother dog, I think it's okay!" ”

Jiang Han was amused by the conversation between the two, and the small eyes the size of black beans of Brother Ji were also shining, and he suddenly wanted to rap when he saw this conversation between a dog and a mouse.

Jiang Han glanced at the sign hanging around the necks of the two of them.

The groundhog sign named Ah Yue reads [Special Forge, the pride of the groundhog people. For only 10 Stellar Lumens / month, take home a sparkling marmot with big teeth! 】。

The sign on the chest of Erha, who is called Brother Dog, has a huge arrow drawn on it [←←← buy one get one free, and sell it together with the left, only 8 stellar coins / month, and the well-behaved husky takes it home! 】

Jiang Han came to be more interested. These two living treasures not only talk funny, but even the advertising slogans are completely different from others.

It costs 10 Stellar/month to hire a groundhog, but it only costs 8 Stellar/month to pack two together, these two are stupid, right?

Jiang Han ignored the crazy shouts around him and walked straight towards the position of the two.

"Brother dog, what are your strengths, why do you not only don't want money but also have to post 2 stellar coins upside down every month?"

Brother Erha was just about to open his mouth, but he was blocked by a groundhog, and he was deterred by force and warned with his eyes.

Now finally a planet lord asked, if you let Erha speak, it will definitely ruin this business!

The groundhog completely squeezed Erha's mouth to death, and Jiang Han wanted to laugh when he looked at Brother Dog's cross-eyed. Sure enough, the husky dog is really stupid.

"The main thing is that this guy is too capable of making trouble, and sometimes he gets into trouble, and the average employer doesn't choose to continue employing people after a month of hiring." The marmot told the truth, after all, the sign was clearly written, and there was no need to hide it.

After the marmot finished speaking, he forcibly pinched Erha's long face and nodded.

Jiang Han couldn't help laughing again, such a pair of living treasures really made people laugh.

Brother Ji on the side looked vigilant, these two things have only been around for a while, and they have made the boss with a serious expression laugh non-stop, if this is hired back, won't it rob it of its exclusive pet status in minutes?

"Hmph, pretending to be crazy and stupid is really a small way!" Brother Ji muttered angrily, and it was not pleasing to the eye to even look at a mouse and a dog.

"Then if we hire only one of you, will you leave?" Brother Ji opened his mouth and said to the groundhog Ah Yue.

Then a funnier scene appeared, Ah Yue shook his head frantically, and Brother Dog nodded frantically.

Not to mention Jiang Han now, even Brother Ji couldn't help laughing, and the comedy effect was full.

"Are you sure you can forge? What can you forge? ”

Jiang Han began to ask the main question.

The groundhog patted Erha's face and ordered, "Quickly take out what I forged before and show it to the guests!" ”

Brother Dog looked excited, then dragged out a box from behind him, and held out a piece of armor with both hands.

The groundhog stretched out his hands to the armor and solemnly introduced: "This is the armor I built with my own hands, the strength is extremely high, you two can try it." ”

As soon as the words fell, Brother Ji had already stretched out his chicken wings and touched the armor, the luster was translucent, and the surface of the armor was also very complete, he was a good blacksmith.

Immediately afterwards, Brother Ji knocked on the armor again.

It doesn't matter if you don't knock it, if you knock it, something really happened, the whole armor was like an weathered wall, and with the knocking sound, it fell off in pieces, and in less than a moment the whole armor had all turned into iron filings, and the scene was very embarrassing for a while.

The groundhog's two front teeth were exposed, and its mouth was slightly open as if it was frozen.

Brother Dog's hands were still hanging in the air, as if he was still holding a piece of armor in his hands.

Not to mention whether the armor is strong or not, Brother Dog's performance art is still quite in place.

Groundhog Ah Yue said word by word: "If I say that this is an accident, do you believe it?" ”

Jiang Han pinned his hands to his chest and smiled, but he already had an idea in his mind: "It's okay if you want me to hire you, but I have three conditions here, if you agree, I can sign the contract immediately!" ”

As soon as Brother Ji heard this, he immediately hugged Jiang Han's calf: "Boss, please think twice!" ”

Groundhog and Erha hope that as long as they can guarantee their wages, they will agree to it no matter what the conditions!

Jiang Han gestured a finger and said, "First, in view of the reliability of the two of you, I decided to give you a three-month inspection period first, and the remuneration during the inspection period is only half of the official period, do you agree?" ”

A rat and a dog nodded repeatedly, as it should be.

"Second, damage to the employer's private property, whether during the probationary period or the official period, must be compensated according to the price. Do you agree? ”

The two guys patted their shoulders and responded, is this a matter of course?

"Thirdly, you must unconditionally obey all the decisions of your employer without compromising your own safety, can you do it?"

Not to mention, the Wang Xingren are the most loyal race in the whole universe, as long as they recognize the Lord, they will never waver!

"Looks like you all agree, right? If we agree, we can sign the agreement directly. After Jiang Han finished speaking, he motioned to Brother Ji to show the agreement.

Brother Ji helplessly raised his arm and operated on the holographic watch for a while, and soon a law made by the Council of Elders with three restrictions and universal to the whole universe appeared in front of everyone. Among them, Jiang Han asked Brother Ji to modify the last item, the employment period is determined by the performance of the employed, and all interpretation rights are owned by Mr. Jiang Han, the lord of the Tazhai Star Planet.

The groundhog wanted to come up and take a look at all the agreements, but was stopped by Erha's backhand, and the dog's face changed from a hippie smile to a silly face that instantly became shrewd, and he didn't know where to take out a pair of gold-rimmed glasses and put them on the bridge of his nose: "I understand the laws of the universe, let me come!" ”

Groundhog Ah Yue was a little flustered: "Don't show off your hobby level, let me take a closer look." ”

Brother Dog watched back and forth three times from top to bottom, and he could see that Jiang Han and Brother Ji were a little hairy on their backs. Groundhog Ah Yue saw that Brother Dog was rarely so serious, so he relieved his heart, it seems that this second goods is rare and serious.

"No problem, this agreement can be signed!" Without saying a word, Brother Dog stretched out his paws and pressed his handprint on the holographic screen, and then Brother Dog's identity information appeared next to the handprint.

The groundhog also pressed his little paw print, and Ah Yue's identity information appeared.

In the end, Jiang Han stretched out his hand and pressed his handprint to make the entire agreement take effect.

The laws of the Presbyterian Church are quite strict, and the contracts that have been made must be enforced. Refusing to fulfill the contract and challenging the majesty of the Presbyterian Church will be wanted throughout the universe.

After the contract is signed, the holographic screen shows that the approval is passed, and it officially takes effect.

Jiang Han handed out a note from the tip of his finger: "This is the address of Tazhai Xing, you can come over directly after you pack it up." ”

The marmot took the note, carefully tucked it away under his fur, and said vigorously, "Thank you, boss!" Thank you owner! ”

After Jiang Han and Brother Ji left, Brother Ji finally asked the question that he had been holding back for a long time.

"Boss, this groundhog is obviously a parallel import, and we can find a qualified forger at this price. There was a skilled forger who could craft a level 0.5 civilization cold weapon, and the price was only 4 Stellar Coins per month! ”

Jiang Han smiled slightly, and expressed his understanding of Brother Ji's doubts: "On the surface, it costs 8 stellar coins to hire them, but you carefully read the restrictions I wrote. The first is to reduce the remuneration for the probationary period by half, the second is to compensate for the damage, and the third is to obey my orders. That groundhog is indeed a talent, and the reason why that armor is as brittle as paper is because Erha has put too much catalyst. What I'm betting on is that Erha will still make a mess on Tazhai Star, and if you destroy something, you have to compensate according to the price, right? What should I do if I don't have money and can't afford to lose? Then extend the probationary period......"

Jiang Han said it as a matter of course, anyway, the final interpretation right belongs to him.

Brother Ji thought for a moment and shuddered.

Pitfall! All three are traps!

"is worthy of being the boss, weaving a trap in just a few words. And the Erha, who is proficient in the law, didn't even see it, so he could only say that your understanding of the law has reached the realm, boss! A casual shot is a trap that people can't guard against! In this way, as long as Erha makes a mistake, wouldn't Tazhai Star be equivalent to two more free laborers? Aren't they going to work for us all their lives? ”

Jiang Han's face darkened: "What do you say about free labor and working for a lifetime!" That's obviously called dedicating your youth to the construction of Tazhai Star! ”

Brother Ji immediately comprehended and echoed: "Yes, yes, what a great cosmic humanitarian spirit this is!" ”

The corners of Jiang Han's mouth couldn't help but raise a smile: "After all, I'm not a demon either. ”

P.S: Everyone should know which stalk the mouse is paying tribute to! In addition, I still ask for recommendation tickets, and there are more collections than recommendations, and the thieves are embarrassed......

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