Li Dong did a lot of the work that only nobles usually do, and an hour flew by, and he took Rebird and Anderson to the exit of the rescue pod, shook his clothes, and turned back to realize that he had overlooked something.

"Mosquito coils, give me the red bottle of red nail polish and the tomato sauce from the kitchen to the old lady...... Ahh Hey, the aristocrat is really not something that a normal person can be if he wants to, and he has only been doing it for an hour, and he is about to be mentally castrated.

Mosquito coils grinned. Good guy, makeup is not enough, you still have to apply nail polish, but what is ketchup for, you just ate so much, and you are hungry again now? But looking at Li Dong's angry eyes, he didn't dare to disobey his order, and he took the bottle of nail polish and ketchup with a very dog's fart. He was also looking forward to how girly Reykya, who looked rather obscene and rough-lined, would become after she put on nail polish.

But those who gloat often end up discovering that it is a tragedy, and in the Mohan dictionary, this is called cocooning and self-bondage.

As soon as Li Dong got the nail polish, he didn't even unscrew the cap of the bottle, and directly buckled it on Anderson's head, and the nail polish sticky on his hand was wiped on Lebold's body, who just frowned.

Mosquito coils are stupid now. Isn't this what you want to use, why do you buckle my head? Li Dong began to paint on the face of the mosquito coil with great interest, and when the nail polish was not enough, he used ketchup. After 10 minutes, the mosquito coil looked scarred, the bloody wounds were like a grinning mouth, and the whole person looked like he had just crawled out of a pool of blood. Mosquito coil saw the terrifying bloody man in the mirror, and was stunned in fright.

Li Dong threw the rest of the ketchup to Lebold behind him.

"To what extent?" Rebald looked at the unexpected Reykja in front of him, as if he understood something, this guy wanted them to pretend to be seriously injured, but he didn't know what to do with this, and he didn't want to know.

"Don't be too miserable, you're much stronger than Anderson, just look like you've lost all your combat power, just don't let people think of bandits blocking the road. Li Dong said. This is a common practice of interstellar pirates blocking the road and robbing, pretending to be seriously injured, getting on the spaceship to do internal causes, and then robbing inside and outside. The Red Dragon Mercenary, known as a pirate's nightmare, is naturally familiar with this anomaly. However, now Li Dong just wants to pretend to be an ordinary person on the ship, and has no interest or allies to rob a spaceship to have fun.

Ignoring Reykya's teasing of him, Raymond drew the wound with ketchup. On the other side, Li Dong also used the remaining paint on his hands to start painting a few small scars on his body that did not affect the beauty at all. On the waterway from the capital area of the Eastern Empire to the eastern part of the empire, there is a civilian spaceship full of passengers, and these spaceships that can carry thousands of passengers, also known as the Space Express, are divided into three areas, the VIP area, the high-level area, and the civilian area. The VIP area and the high-end area are for those wealthy people in the capital area, and there are occasionally some children of nobles, but not too many, because all the nobles with status and status not only have their own spaceships, but also have their own private airports. Even the nobles who do not have the above conditions will team up with other noble friends to rent a spaceship together, and they are not very willing to sit on a spaceship with those lowly commoners and rich businessmen covered in copper and breathe the same air. Only those children of the declining aristocracy had to lower their stature, spend money to buy tickets, and sit in the VIP area.

There was such a space express, which happened to pass near the collision between the stealth reconnaissance ships of the Mondstadt Federation and the destroyers of the Eastern Empire not long ago.

In the control room, suddenly a set of distress signals were received on the civilian band of the spacecraft, and the crew immediately reported the matter to the captain.

"Did the other party tell who he was?" asked the captain, touching his beard and thinking about something.

"Yes," the crew member nodded, "and the Weike family from the Tokyo metropolitan area claimed to have landed on a nearby meteorite belt in a lifeboat due to a recent conflict between two ships of the Mondstadt Federation and the Empire. ”

The conflict between the ships of the two countries, the captain has only just received the information, and it seems that what the other party said is true. This is the main channel, and it should not be the grasp of interstellar pirates. Moreover, if it is really the Weike family, it can be regarded as an aristocratic class belonging to the aristocratic circle, although I heard that it has declined in recent years, but the emaciated camel is bigger than the horse, and if a declining nobleman does not reach out to help, what unpredictable consequences will be caused, not to mention their revenge, it is the pressure from the imperial public opinion, and it is not something he can bear. The aristocracy can fight among themselves, but when it comes to the outside, they are surprisingly united. This is also the reason why they have been able to fight with the royal family, the nominal masters of the empire, for so many years.

"Go at once, and pick them up. The bearded captain said, thinking about it, he was still a little uneasy in his heart, the interstellar pirates seemed to be getting more and more arrogant recently, so he added, "Bring some guards on the ship and see if they are suspicious, just in case." I saw that the course of this space express changed slightly, and it began to approach the meteorite belt where Li Dong was, and the deputy captain of the ship was also preparing with three or five guards.

A young staff member who was operating the spacecraft frowned slightly, and then returned to normalcy and did his job seriously.

......

"Hello, I am the deputy captain of this spaceship under the Eastern Empire Locke Civil Aviation Company, may I ask your Excellency ......" The deputy captain asked with a little respect and identity, looking at the front of him, a young man with an extraordinary temperament and a lazy face that revealed a little irritability walked in front, followed by a big man like a hill, and a thin man wearing thick lenses. All three of them were wounded, the big man who looked like a bodyguard was the most seriously injured, and the blood on the wound was still flowing slowly down, and the others who saw it were frightened and worried about him, but he himself had a straight face, tired but calm in his steps, full of tough guys. In comparison, the man with glasses who looked like he was supposed to be an entourage was much worse, trembling with his feet and a look of panic for the rest of his life, and followed the gentleman in front of him closely.

"Hello, my name is Reykja Weike, I am from the Weike family in the capital area, I think you should have known my general situation through the distress signal. Li Dong learned the tone of those nobles and said, "I can only say that today's situation is bad, very bad, my worst day." At the same time, I would like to thank you very much for the help you have extended to me, gentlemen, and the Weike family will not forget you! ”

"No, no, no," the deputy captain saw that the other party could still say with such natural arrogance even if he was grateful, and he was basically sure that the man in front of him, who only had some abrasions on his body and was wearing a well-fitting tuxedo, was a nobleman in the capital area, and said again and again, "It is our honor to welcome a guest like you on this spaceship." We have prepared a VIP room for you and your entourage, and our accompanying doctor will come to check on the injuries and bandage the wounds of the three of them. ”

When Li Dong heard this, he was shocked, he forgot that there was such a stubble, there was actually a doctor accompanying him on this kind of space express, this is not expected! You know, he has not taken a civilian spaceship for nearly several years, and when he went to the Red Dragon, there was no such extravagant staffing on the civilian spaceship, and after joining the army, he only took warships, and even when he returned to the capital area, he also took Castre's space carrier. If the doctor comes after a while, all his injuries will be disguised! The other party will definitely take him as an interstellar pirate and take it down and send it to the Sheriff's Bureau.