Chapter 149: The love story doesn't follow the plot

I subconsciously wanted to brake when I saw Green Rose take out a brick, but before I could stop, she gave me a brick head-on.

When a brick hit my bear's head, I felt that my head was blank, and with a whirlwind of the sky, I planted it on the grass next to it. Fortunately, I finally grabbed the bear's head desperately, so there was no embarrassment of hitting the bear's head with a brick and flying out.

Dizziness and dizziness...... Damn, I almost had a concussion.

Fortunately, wearing a bear head to relieve the impact, although her strength is not large, but the impact is generated according to the weight of the brick and the inertia of swinging. I didn't feel any pain except that I felt very dizzy, but I was sure that my forehead would be swollen later.

How would I have known that this stupid princess would be so ruthless and carry a brick with her!

Qian Guanzi just rushed out over there, according to the script prepared in advance, she should be preparing to perform a martial arts scene with Yu Zhi now, but after this unexpected situation, both of them were stunned, the script was not written like this!

Yu Zhilian's prepared line "Don't be afraid, princess, I will protect you!" I didn't have a chance to say it, and the whole person was dumbfounded and pulled out his sword and stood in place, wanting to come and help me but didn't dare.

"Less...... Not! ”

As soon as Qian Guanzi spoke, we were so embarrassed that we were going to show our stuffing, and immediately covered our mouths with two bear paws.

I lay on the ground for a while, then quickly got up and jumped backwards. The green rose in front of him trembled and held the red brick, looking at us with a little fear and panic, and seemed to be extremely surprised that Qian Guanzi actually said human words.

She casually asked, "What, what are they?" ”

Now the question of why there is a brick under the green rose's skirt is secondary, and if we continue like this, we will definitely show the stuff, and then she will know that we are calculating her, and she will not know what will go crazy.

I put my hands on the bear's head and straightened it, pretending that nothing had happened, pointing at the green rose with my paws, and shouting in a terrifying uncle-like voice, "Damn human! Do you think that if you take a brick, we youkai will be afraid of you? Just now, I was just careless, and I'll press you to the ground and eat it later! Even if you beg for mercy from Uncle Benkai, I won't let you go! ”

If it's a youkai, there's nothing strange about it even if it's human, right?

When Green Rose saw the monster for the first time, she looked at me with a new look in her eyes, and asked a little fearfully, "Youkai?" ”

"That's right! I'm the Bear! ”

I thought she was a little scared by this time, but Green Rose pointed at me and shouted, "I, I, I warn you!" I am the princess of the Green Miao Country, we have brought thousands of soldiers out, if you dare to touch me, I will immediately call them over and take you to beheading!" ”

Where a few thousand soldiers come from, it's just a few hundred......

She was like this before, even if she was in danger, she still had to put on a princess shelf, and she didn't know if she was bold or just a fool. I feel a little embarrassed by this situation. At this time, I have to cry and call it something, otherwise how can I vent my feelings that make me shake S?

Qian Guanzi and Yu Zhi quickly reacted.

Yu Zhi held a sword to protect Qian Guanzi behind him, and said in a panic: "Princess, don't be afraid, I, I will protect your ......"

Yu Zhi is estimated to be very bad at acting, if he was very handsome, he became a little cowardly when he said it, and he didn't know if he was frightened by the sudden change in the situation, which was much worse than the momentum of the green rose.

Qian Guanzi asked me worriedly: "Less...... Xiongda, are you alright? ”

I said disdainfully, "How can a human being hurt Uncle Ben?" ”

She pointed to my head, "But your head is sunk in......"

"Huh? Is it?! ”

I hurriedly touched my head with my hand, and the place where I had been smashed just now was recessed.

Hurriedly turned his back to them and squeezed, pressed, and after a while, pressed the recessed place back to its original state. When I turned to face them again, Yu Zhi and Green Rose, especially Green Rose, looked at me as if they had seen something very magical.

I crossed my waist and pretended to shout, "Are you scared? This is a youkai, and you can recover right away from a small injury! ”

Green Rose believed it, and took two steps back a little timidly, but she still didn't show her intention to ask Yu Zhi for protection, and it seemed that she was not scared enough.

There was a bit of an accident, but it was largely the same as planned.

I shouted at Qian Guanzi: "Xiong Er, you deal with that man, leave this woman to me, I want to hehehehehe before eating her!" "And laughed like a pervert.

Green Rose looked at me disgustingly: "Beast! ”

I'm really playing a beast right now.

Qian Guanzi responded: "I know! ”

Qian Guanzi and I approached them step by step, but seeing that the green rose was getting more and more scared, she had an empty shelf and no strength, and she was really just a paper tigress. And Yu Zhi also looked more and more nervous, although I really didn't understand what he was nervous about.

Yu Zhi still blocked us with a horizontal sword, and shouted nervously: "You, you lean over again, don't blame me, I am ruthless under the sword......"

That's not right......

I feel very wrong when I listen to it, this is obviously a very handsome line made up by Qian Guanzi, why does it sound so cowardly now?

I gestured to Qian Guanzi, and she nodded, screaming and pounced on Yu Zhi. Yu Zhi raised his sword in a panic and swung it to block, forcing Qian Guanzi to retreat. After Qian Guanzi retreated, he rushed up again with a roar, and so on. Although Yu Zhi's sword swing is a little messy, Qian Guanzi is a martial arts actor, jumping and shouting all kinds of exaggerated acting skills, although he did not cut or hit, but it seems that the two of them are really in the battle of the century.

Although Qian Guanzi is a stupid guy who usually makes stupid mistakes and messes things up, he is still very useful occasionally!

Seeing them fight so fiercely, I can't stand here and do nothing, looking at the green rose hiding behind Yu Zhi, she watched Yu Zhi fight with the bear in a daze, holding a brick and standing looking overwhelmed.

I screamed and rushed towards the green rose, but I had only taken a few steps when suddenly there was a flash of sword light on the side, and I subconsciously felt the danger and threw my head back, and a sword flew in front of my eyes, falling into the bushes not far away, almost sticking into my head.

I turned my head to look at Yu Zhi in shock, but seeing that the sword in his hand was gone, I stood there stiffly looking at my hand, apparently accidentally throwing the sword out.

What are you doing?!

I don't remember that the script asked him to use the trick of "flying birds and throwing forests"! And he almost really stuck in me, did he do it on purpose or did he miss it?!

Judging by his expression, he should have accidentally thrown the sword out.

Yu Zhi didn't have a sword, Qian Guanzi had to take two steps back, and stayed where he was, the bear looked at me, and I already saw her eyes in the bear's head asking for help from me.

Yu Zhi's situation today is particularly bad, I don't know if it's because he wants him to deceive Green Rose and is nervous, or his body is not in a state, and if he continues to act like this, it is difficult to guarantee that he will show his feet, or it is better to retreat first, otherwise it will be even worse if Green Rose finds out that this is a trap.

I pretended to say to Yu Zhi: "What a trick 'Flying Bird Throwing into the Forest'!" I didn't expect you to be handsome, but also a master! I shouted to Qian Guanzi: "Xiong Er! If we continue to fight, we will definitely be killed by this master, so we will withdraw today! ”

Qian Guanzi stupidly promised: "Okay...... Okay bear big! ”

With a wave of my hand, I quickly burrowed into the forest with Qian Guanzi, ran through several trees and shrubs to a place where Yu Zhi and Green Rose could not see, and lay down, and joined Qian Guanzi.

As soon as Qian Guanzi took off the bear's head, he excitedly whispered to me: "Failed, Xiong Da!" ”

I also took off the bear's head, shook my head, and said, "It's not a success, it's not a complete failure, it should have some effect...... I'm not sure."

Qian Guanzi said very concernedly: "Then let's go back and have a look?" ”

"Well, don't let them find out!"

After I took a few deep breaths of air, I put on this hot and stuffy bear head again, and Qian Guanzi also put on the bear head, and the two of us leaned forward on the ground, returned to the tree next to the waterhole just now, and quietly raised our heads from behind the trunk to look at Yu Zhi and Green Rose.

But seeing that Yu Zhi said something to Green Rose with trepidation, he then walked to the bushes where the sword he had just thrown had fallen, and bent down to carefully rummage through his sword.

Qian Guanzi and I watched from a distance, and Qian Guanzi whispered to the side: "Why is this person like this, he should comfort the girl at this time, why did he waste such a precious period of time on finding things?" ”

I was also a little helpless: "Yu Zhi is only sixteen years old after all, and he hasn't been in love yet." ”

While we were whispering, we saw the green rose slowly walking behind Yu Zhi.

Originally, it was nothing, but her expression was not quite right, a little dark and scary, or somehow, holding the block in her hand and holding it up.

"Huh?"

I already sensed something was wrong, but Yu Zhi was completely unprepared because he was bending down to find the sword with his back to the green rose.

Then, so suddenly, the green rose smashed a brick on the back of Yu Zhi's head, and with a muffled sound, Yu Zhi fell to the ground unconsciously.

Wow, ahhhh

If I hadn't pressed my mouth and Qian Guanzi's mouth in time, we would all have screamed in surprise.

What's going on?

This is completely unscripted!

After smashing Yu Zhi, Green Rose took two steps back, threw the red brick in his hand to the ground, and looked around as a thief, making sure that he was not seen before he was relieved. She cautiously crouched down, probed her fingers for the breath in her nose, and then exhaled a long, reassuring breath.

The green rose stood nervously, looked around, and then, as if determined, ran towards the woods in the opposite direction of the way she came, and saw no one through the shadows of the trees.

As soon as I saw her act like this, I understood what was going on.

I thought it was strange that she would agree to Yu Zhi to come here to hunt so easily, and I thought of a lot of ways to force her to participate in the safari, but she agreed so readily that Yu Zhi came to the safari in order to take the opportunity to escape from marriage! I brought a brick on my body to knock Yu Zhi away!

What a cruel woman!