Canghai said: "Isn't it very good, if I can live like this every day, I can't ask for it." ”

Mr. Wu glared and said, "What a fart." I traveled through mountains and rivers and worked hard to get here, just to beg for a few cups of tea and play a few games of chess. ”

Canghai smiled when he thought about it, and said, "Then what else can I do, Dao Chang doesn't compare with you." ”

Mr. Wu said: "Hmph, if he doesn't compare with me, I will compare with others, no matter how I say it, I can't come in vain." ”

Canghai said: "With others, could it be that there are people in the Imperial City who are as good at the magic circle as you?"

Mr. Wu said: "The art of Qimen is extremely perceptive, but not all cats and dogs can practice, where did so many people come from? But when I came to visit him and invited him to talk to him in a good voice, he asked people to block me with tea, wine, and food every day. After more than ten days like this, I couldn't get angry with him for being snub three or four times, thinking that since it was useless to be polite to this person, I simply escalated the matter to a sectarian grudge, and the old immortal, as the head of a faction, could no longer be a turtle with a shrunken head and not come forward. ”

Canghai thought to himself: "Obviously, people have good wine and good food to entertain you, so why do you want to be lazy." But he didn't dare to say this, and said, "You are looking for a Taoist leader to learn from each other privately, how can it become a sectarian grudge?"

Mr. Wu was a little embarrassed, and said: "He has been avoiding me, thinking that he can send me back by getting some good food and drink, but I am not as good as he wants." Hey, hey, every day I go to the Tianji Gate, if he doesn't come out to compare with me, I will randomly pick one of his disciples and beat him up. ”

Canghai sighed, dumbfounded, and said, "This ...... It's also ......."

Mr. Wu said: "Taiye is messing around, isn't it? The apprentice was beaten, and the master didn't make a move, so he couldn't talk about it now. If they weren't furious, there would be no such reason in the world, right? Not to mention that it was the famous Tianji Sect that was bullied into the door. ”

Canghai said: "Yes, any sect that has been bullied like this will definitely not be able to bear it. ”

Speaking of this, Mr. Wu sighed slightly, was silent for a long time, then shook his head, changed to a dejected look, and said, "You think so too, don't you? That's right, I thought so at the time, everyone thought so." However, there is such a person in the world, and if you call the door every day, he will turn a blind eye. If something is smashed, go back and replace it. When someone was injured, not only did they not pursue me, but the person I beat me the next day toasted me with tea as if nothing had happened. His grandmother's, these people in Tianjimen are simply bullshit, how can this be reasonable. ”

Canghai felt a little funny, and said: "It turns out that the Taoist chief doesn't play cards according to the routine, and acting like this is really unpredictable." ”

Mr. Wu said in distress: "Isn't it? What the old man is most afraid of in his life is that others will repay their grievances with virtue and treat me well for no reason. After coming and going, I was not embarrassed to do anything to the people below him again. But if you say that you will withdraw like this, you are not reconciled, so you spend a year dryly. ”

The sea is dumbfounded. In order to wait for someone to fight with him, he can actually do nothing, and he wastes a year in vain, and there is no one.

Mr. Wu said: "I beat their people, they also gave me a lot of courtesy, the old man can't stand it, he can't eat and drink, and he thinks that no matter who suffers and who gets cheap, as long as they close the door, after all, only they know." Therefore, I simply did not do it, and if I wanted to do it, I did it earth-shattering, and the whole city knew it. ”

Canghai's eyes widened and said, "What's the matter, the seniors want to destroy them?"

Mr. Wu said: "I have no grievances with them, what are I going to do to destroy the door? If I kill someone, I don't want to go out of this imperial city." I still know this. ”

Canghai said: "What kind of way did the predecessor think of to make the whole city know?"

Mr. Wu said: "At first, I couldn't think of it even when I thought about it, and I was very distressed. One day I was bored, and I saw a big opera on the street, and the onlookers were like mountains and seas, and it was very lively, and even after the end of the show, those people still talked about the neighbors when they came home. It dawned on me that I wanted the news that the old immortal would not dare to fight, and that it was a good idea to set up a ring. Although it is a bit vulgar, when the aunts, aunts, aunts and six mothers-in-law of the entire imperial city know about my challenge to him, he has to come out to support the scene. ”

Canghai said in his heart: "It turns out that Miss Ziru's method of making money was learned from him. ”

Mr. Wu continued: "I originally wanted to set up the ring on the street, hang long banners on both sides, write 'On the formation, Lao Tzu is the first in the world' on the left, and 'Say guts, Tianji shrinks the head of the turtle', I don't believe he can still bear it." ”

Canghai imagined Mr. Tianji's expression when he saw the long pair, it must have been very exciting, and he couldn't help laughing, and said while laughing: "This is too poisonous, I can't bear it, I can't bear it." ”

Mr. Wu said: "Those two long plates are designed to provoke him to make a move, but I don't really think that I am the best in the world. But before I could get into the ring, I happened to encounter something that made me change my mind. ”

Canghai listened with relish, and was wondering how Mr. Tianji would react after setting up the ring, but he said no, was stunned for a moment, and said, "What's the matter?"

Mr. Wu said, "The cultivation academy has just opened. ”

Canghai said: "So what?"

Mr. Wu: "The opening of the cultivation academy is a lively event in the city, and people with children attending the academy in the entire imperial city will get together, which is much more lively than singing big operas on the street. Wouldn't it be a hundred times a thousand times better for me to set up a ring in the academy than to set up a ring in the street? ”

Canghai said: "Ah, that's right. ”

Mr. Wu said: "So, the night before the start of school, I quietly slipped into the academy, set up a bunch of formations on the periphery of this tower, and then occupied the tower, and hung it on the tower for a long time. There was a bit of smugness in his words.

Canghai couldn't imagine that he would even dare to occupy the building of the academy, and said, "You still don't let people open this school." ”

Mr. Wu said, "Open a fart." I hung two long banners outside the tower, threatening that this matter had to be solved by the old man of Tianji, and the big girls and little widows in the whole city came to see it, and the academy was crowded, and they could not care about the opening of the school. ”

Canghai smiled: "The impact is too bad." This time, the Taoist can't help but come out, right?"

Mr. Wu sighed and said, "I think so too, but even if I get to this point and make a storm in the city, the old immortal still doesn't move." ”

Canghai said: "The Taoist is really calm. ”

Mr. Wu said: "Not only did the Tianji Gate not move, but even no one in the academy came to stop me, let everyone gather around to watch the excitement, as if what I did had nothing to do with them, you said strange or not." ”

Cang Haiqi said: "Why is this? You occupied the cultivation tower of the academy on the first day of school, and you made it impossible for people to open their schools, how could no one care about you?"