Chapter Ninety-Six: Acting must be realistic
"The night has given me black eyes, and it is destined for me to seek the light."
The night wind is fierce and the sky is full of stars.
Brad and six others rode across the wilderness on horseback, heading westward.
"Why are you running so slowly?"
Brad found that the pace of progress today was a bit slow.
The dog baby yawned and explained, "Your Highness, we set out from the royal city early in the morning and rushed for a day. Sleepy! ”
"Don't you sleep on the road?"
Brad asked rhetorically.
"Your Highness, you are in the carriage, so you can naturally sleep. We were on horseback, and we couldn't sleep! Hah-"
The dog baby said, yawning again.
Brad was a little helpless, in the wilderness, it was impossible for him to make a cup of coffee for everyone.
"Dog, why don't I give you a cup of concentrated chili juice to refresh you?"
Nirvana has just recently successfully researched concentrated chili juice.
Those who can eat spicy food can still bear it.
If you can't eat spicy food......
A bottle went down and went straight to the toilet.
Two bottles down, weight loss fruitful.
Three bottles down, pull out the self.
Four bottles down, full of fire.
The dog baby glared at Fugui and said angrily, "Why don't you bring me a bottle of concentrated radish juice?" Let's all take a pick-me-up. ”
Sure enough, at the mention of concentrated radish juice, everyone instantly became much more energetic.
Brad saw that everyone was a little sleepy, so he spoke.
"I'm going to tell you a story to refresh you. This story is very inspiring. ”
"The name of the protagonist of the story is Han Xin, he has not liked to study since he was a child, and he knows to go to the river to play every day. I often walk by the river, how can I not get my shoes wet. Finally one day, he met an old woman......"
Hearing this, everyone came to the spirit.
I have a premonition that the plot of the heavy taste is about to be staged.
The old woman and the little milk dog, this story is exciting to think about!
Then the old woman taught Han Xin that he could not do nothing, and gave Han Xin the bread she had brought with her. Han Xin also felt that as a man, he couldn't go on in a mess, so he studied hard and became a master tactician who was proficient in the art of war and war. ”
When everyone heard this, they asked in unison, "Is this the end?" ”
"Of course it's not over. After Han Shin succeeds in his studies, he meets a scoundrel at the bazaar, who asks Han Shin to get under his crotch. Han Shin endured the humiliation. Later......"
Han Shin took refuge with a king, but the king didn't appreciate him, so he wanted to leave. Fortunately, there was a minister beside the king, whose name was Xiao He, and Xiao He knew Han Xin's talent, so he chased Han Xin under the moon and chased Han Xin back. ”
Later, Han Shin became the supreme commander of the kingdom, leading the king's soldiers to defeat the enemies and helping the king unify the kingdom. What did you learn from this story? ”
After listening to this story, everyone was thinking, what does His Royal Highness Brad mean by telling this story?
At this time, Doug Rick suddenly understood something.
"Future uncle, I know. You mean that men are going to be tested by going through their crotches! So if I take the initiative to drill Anna's crotch, will Anna think I'm a pervert? ”
Brad held his forehead, feeling that the licking dog was completely hopeless.
The dog baby was thinking with a face.
"Why did Xiao He ride Han Xin under the moon? I know, he asked Han Xin to drill his crotch, and then took the opportunity to ride it. This Xiao He should also be a pharmacist, it's not a thing! ”
Fugui looked confused, how could the pharmacist not be a thing.
"I think it's probably an unspoken rule. Maybe it turns out that Han Xin is an errand runner and the kind who kneels and begs for unspoken rules. Then the moon will drill under the crotch. ”
Brad sighed, really trying to shoot these two guys to death.
Looking up at the bright moon in the sky, Brad wanted to cry without tears.
Meanwhile, in the royal palace of Rick's kingdom, Snake had just finished taking a shower and walked out of the bathroom.
His men immediately came up to him and told him.
"Your Highness, the news has already been spread, and the effect is very good."
Snake smirked and asked, "So where are Brad and Doug now?" ”
"I heard that they left the royal city of the Kingdom of Chadson this morning and are heading west. I guess it will be a few days before I can come over. It's just ......"
The subordinate was a little worried, "We spread the news that Brad escorted Doug back to help Doug seize the throne. Will the other princes believe it? ”
Snake sneered and explained with a smug expression.
"Brad is a dignified seventh-order wind wizard, with such strength, if our people make a move, I don't know how much we will lose. But if it was someone from another prince, it would be different. Weaken my rivals, and get rid of Brad and get revenge for me. Hahahaha...... This is called killing two birds with one stone, one shot and two milks! Hahahaha......"
In the palace, Snake's smug laughter echoed.
And in the night, in the cell of the royal city of the Lore Kingdom, Hantesman, who had told a bad joke and had fallen asleep, also woke up.
Only then did I realize that I still had an important thing to do tonight.
That is, to tell the princess to rescue, and then, to kill the princess.
I glanced at the moonlight shining through the cell window, and it fell on Princess Snoor's face.
Fair-skinned, beautiful, and possibly resilient.
Such a beautiful princess, if you want to kill it, it is really unbearable.
To survive, or to perish, became the question of Hantesmann at the moment.
Turning his head to look to the side, he saw a guard with the smell of alcohol sitting in the door of his cell, with the key to open the cell door at his waist.
It's too obvious to release water.
No wonder during the day, they said that they could escape with the princess at night.
So, Hantesmann secretly took off the key from the guard's waist.
However, my arms are a bit short, and it is a bit difficult to reach the key.
You can touch the key with your fingers, but you can't take it off after a few clicks.
Hearing the sound of failed key theft again and again, the guard leaning against the door of the cell turned his head to glance at Hantesman, then moved in the direction of Hantesmann twice, closed his eyes, and went back to sleep.
Only then did Hantesman know that the other party was not asleep at all, and was pretending to be asleep here.
It's so fake!
Fortunately, the princess next door was already asleep and didn't notice it.
This time, Hantesmann finally took off the key, opened the door of his cell, and walked alone in the direction of the gate.
Just when the guard, who pretended to be sleeping, wondered why this guy ran away alone, he saw Hantesmann come over with a long chair.
"What are you going to do?"
The guard asked with a shocked look on his face as he looked at the chair that had been held up aloft by Hantesmann.
"Acting is about acting realistically!"
Boom!