In the face of this crisis, I put away my usual ruffianism, stood upright, and sat straight.

Yu Ban and the three of them were frightened by my serious appearance.

He Jin and Cao Xiu exchanged glances with each other, and they both put on a confused look, indicating that they were inexplicable. He Jin raised his eyebrows and signaled to Yu Ban, but Yu Ban lowered his head and only looked at his feet.

I have heard for a long time that the mood of the lord is unpredictable, and it will be sunny for a while, and it is as rumored to be.

It seems that you have to mess with the lord less in the future, otherwise you will have to take a few boards, and the point is naturally needless to say, it is a big thing to lose your head.

Thinking of this, Yu Ban looked at the lord's appearance as if he was about to explode at any time, and buried his head lower.

"I invite you here today, mainly because there is a serious challenge in front of us, just before, the Suzaku Army was attacked by a force of 2,000 people, and the Suzaku Army was completely annihilated, and I almost died under their sneak attack."

I said slowly, but Cao Xiu couldn't bear it, and when he heard that I almost died there, he blew up all of a sudden: "What? Who dares to attack the lord without opening his eyes, how can it be reasonable. ”

He Jin was even more radical, his thick eyebrows furrowed, his eyes became particularly fierce, and he didn't say a word, he was about to leave the hall with a knife.

Seeing that He Jin was about to step out of the hall, I yelled: "You come back to the labor and management!" ”

"No! They dare to bully the lord like this, I can't swallow this breath, I will lead the troops to fight with him! ”

"I'm meow!" Seeing He Jin walk out of the hall without listening to the command, I wanted to laugh and be angry.

skillfully took out a brick from behind him, and rushed to He Jin, and a brick slapped down on the back of his head.

The bricks were directly photographed into several pieces for me, which shows how strong I am.

He Jin was slapped vigorously by me, his body stiffened, and he fell to the ground, without even having time to say his last words, and walked very peacefully.

"it!" I looked at the back of He Jin's recessed head, holding his throbbing heart and retreating in a row.

Suddenly lost his balance and tripped to the ground.

"Lord!" Yu Ban Cao Xiu and the others saw me fall and hurriedly ran over.

The two of them looked at He Jin's miserable situation, and they didn't care about the numbness of their scalps, and hurriedly helped me to my Taishi chair.

"Lord's Day mourning!"

Yu Ban Cao Xiu knelt on the ground, thinking that he was alive just now, and suddenly became a dead person, and he couldn't help but feel a little sad about the death of a rabbit and a fox.

What a tyrant! The two of them lingered in their hearts.

As for me, I suffered a critical blow a hundred times higher than the tip of the bricks.

Why is this man dead? Just shoot it like this, aren't they very durable? In the war, dozens of them were cut down at a time, why did you shoot me to death with a brick?

Where did I get such a lot of strength, and the life of labor and management is more than a week! Why am I so cheap?

"Cao Xiu is forbidden! You two will take the White Tiger Army south to capture the first-class land, and wait for the 400 soldiers and horses in the military camp to report to me. Also, by the way, bury General He. I said weakly and waved my hand at the two of them.

"The lord takes care of his body, and the last general will retire from the ban (Cao Xiu)." Yu Ban Cao Xiu glanced at each other, and carefully carried He Jin's body out of the main hall.

The Grim Reaper Ma Tuan stood outside, looking at He Jin who was carried out, and couldn't help but be a little speechless.

"Look, another one died." Death whispered.

"Even a general like He Jin can say that he will die, let's be careful, keep to ourselves, don't make mistakes."

"Yes, a companion is like a tiger, hey." Ma Tuan sighed, shook his head, and stopped speaking.

If I heard this, I could only say that I was wronged, I didn't think about killing him, how did I know that a brick was directly slapped to death.

I crossed Erlang's legs, holding a small yellow flower in my hand, and I was pulling it petal by petal.

"Keep drawing, don't draw, keep pumping, don't smoke, keep pumping, keep pumping, don't smoke, keep pumping!"

Pull to the last petal, and the only one left to continue to smoke.

Although I didn't really want to smoke, the situation forced me not to smoke.

"Special meow, isn't it just a few years less to live, smoke! If you don't smoke me, I'll die! Then I'd rather draw a card and die! ”

I rolled up my sleeves and went to the lottery machine.

It's not a matter of playing with life, one hour of life is pumped five times in a row, and sooner or later it will be exploited to death.

"For the first time, it's still familiar, thank you for your patronage."

"The second time, I had a little drink"

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I gritted my teeth again and drained a month of my life.

I smoked 20 bottles of Kole, 10 bottles of Sprite, 9 bottles of oranges, 15 bottles of oranges, 12 packs of spicy strips, and 1 pack of Chinese cigarettes

Drew the three-star generals Wei Xu, Han Sui, and Zhou Cang

Draw a four-star military general Dian Wei

"? Out of four stars? It took me two months of life to finally come to four stars. "I almost burst into tears, as if I had returned to the excitement of being a white prostitute back then.

But Temeow I'm a krypton krypton, and only a four-star krypton came out, I'm so moved, hey, the more I live, the more I can't come.

I counted the items drawn:

Koller: 78

Sprite: 42

Fruit orange: 25

Spicy strips: 19

Chinese cigarettes: 3

These things are purely for recreation, and they are of little use, except for the cigarettes I often smoke in my mouth.

And the military generals I couldn't wait to release Wei Xu, Han Sui, Zhou Cang, and Dian Wei.

"Lord!" The four of them respectfully bent down and clenched their fists, and then stood straight.

These three-star generals and four-star generals stand together, and you can see the gap at a glance, judging from the battle armor, the other three people of Dian Wei's battle armor pen are not a little bit better.

I opened the attributes of Zhou Cang and Dian Wei, and the comparison came out at once.

Zhoucang:

Level: 1 (automatically adds 10 HP per level, 1 attack, 1 defense)

HP: 300 (+40)

Attack: 30 (+10)

Defense: 20 (+40)

Equip:

Whiteboard Breastplate: Defense +10 HP +10

Whiteboard Helmet: Defense +10 HP +10

Whiteboard Pants: Defense +10 HP +10

Whiteboard Shoes: Defense +10 HP +10

Whiteboard Spear: Attack +10

Dian Wei:

Level: 1 (automatically increases 20 HP, 5 Attack, 5 Defense)

HP: 500 (80)

Attack: 50 (20)

Defense: 40 (80)

Equip:

Red Breastplate: Defense +20 HP +20

Red Pants: Defense +20 HP +20

Red Helmet: Defense +20 HP +20

Red Shoes: Defense +20 HP +20

Red Knife: Attack +20

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"Strong! No wonder four-star and five-star are difficult to draw, and with this data, it is normal that it is difficult to draw. "I took a hard puff of a Chinese cigarette, put it in the lung circulation, and exhaled again.

"It's really where the green mountains overlap the clouds and mist, and there is another spring in the peach blossom garden, hahahaha."

finally came out with a four-star, and I had the capital to be arrogant again, and I couldn't stop laughing.

When Wei Xu, Zhou Cang, and Han Sui were still confused, Dian Wei was looking at the cigarette in my hand.

"What is this in the hands of the lord, what is the lord who can swallow the clouds and spit out the fog after taking a bite, it is very magical."

"Hahahahaha, Dian Wei, what I have in my hand is a sacred object from above, called cigarettes." I pointed to it, looking mysterious.

"The lord actually has a godsend!" Dian Wei was surprised.

"Hahaha!" I looked at Dian Wei's appearance and threw a cigarette to Dian Wei.

"Here, I'll show you how to use it." I picked up a candle and lit another cigarette.

"Follow me, light it, take a deep breath into your lungs, and spit it out."

Dian Wei followed my example, lighting a cigarette with a candle, inhaling, exhaling, and exhaling a pile of smoke, the process was done in one go, not at all like a beginner being choked, but like an old fritter, enjoying the cigarette.

Well? How can you learn this product, don't you usually choke on it when you smoke for the first time?

Could this be the legendary one-in-a-million smoking genius?

After Dian Wei took a puff of cigarette, suddenly the tiger's body shook, and a stream of air burst out from the dantian, impacting the meridians of the whole body, and finally gathered on the right hand.

"Ahh Dian Wei shouted, drew his knife and slashed backwards, and a fierce knife qi gushed out, directly smashing my red lacquer gate.

I looked at my empty doorway and was stunned.

What was that? Knife gas? Martial arts master? Peerless knife technique?

"The door of labor!" The same cry, the same door.

But this time I didn't cut off Dian Wei's head, after all, it is a four-star general who is difficult to come out, I endure it!

"Dian Wei? How did you do that? I asked curiously.

"Returning to my lord, I had just taken a puff of my cigarette when I suddenly felt a powerful force gushing out of my lower abdomen, and I couldn't help but slash out. I didn't mean to ruin the Lord's door. Dian Wei looked at the broken door and replied to me with a weak heart.

"Took a puff of cigarette? Then you're taking a puff and splitting again. ”

"Obey the Lord!"

Dian Wei picked up the cigarette and took another puff, and then slashed out again, this time even the door frame was gone.

"? Cigarettes still have this function? I meow so much why don't I have this feature! It's not fair. "I chopped my feet to myself, and I was annoyed.

I suddenly thought, is it possible for other generals to use it as well?

Then he dispersed the Chinese to Wei Xu, Han Sui, and Zhou Cang, but the three of them were really choked on smoking, and they kept coughing with tears.

"Huh? Could it be that this thing can only be used by Dian Wei? Or is it not good to have a three-star general, but a four-star general or above? ”

Looks like I'm going to have to get a four-star to try.

After trying the cigarettes, I took out the orange spicy strips of Kole Sprite and gave them to the four of them.

The result was a windfall.

Drinking Koller increases their attack power.

Drinking Sprite gave a few people back blood.

Drinking fruit oranges has added experience to several people.

After eating spicy strips, the four generals burped together.

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