Chapter 33: You humans really know how to play
In the world of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, when you hear "What do you look at that weird-haired stinky boy over there?" Believe it or not, Lao Tzu killed you too? With these words, Dongfang Zhusuke's forehead suddenly showed green tendons.
Dongfang Suke's temper can be said to be relatively good.
Although he looks like a bad student.
In fact, he was indeed a bad student.
But at least he is still very kind.
But the most hated thing in his life is that people talk about his hairstyle!
Someone who insults his hairstyle is like killing his parents.
As for why this setting exists?
Then you'll have to ask the author of JoJo.
Dongfang Zhansuke was still in a good mood, but after hearing these words, his face became gloomy in an instant, and the stand-in "Crazy Diamond" appeared behind him, exuding a breathtaking momentum.
"Bastard...... You guy, what happened to my hairstyle?! ”
Originally, Dongfang Yusuke was watching a robber rob the store.
Then I saw that the robber was taking a female hostage.
He is single-minded and chatting in the group while watching, but he actually doesn't want to be too nosy.
After all, there are so many cops around that there should be enough to deal with that robber.
It's better to be a high school student by yourself.
And that damn robber turned out to be ...... He actually said that his hairstyle was weird!
Isn't this provoking him to help the East?!
He walked slowly in the direction of the robber, step by step, until he was within range of the stand-in "Crazy Diamond", and then he stopped.
"I didn't seem to hear clearly, you guys are talking about my weird hairstyle, right?"
“……”
……
Just when Dongfang Suke's expression darkened, at the same time, in the dimensional chat group-
Kaguya-sama: "I think I've heard Dongfang Yusuke say that if someone insults his hairstyle, he will definitely send that person to the hospital." ”
Kaguya-sama: "I didn't expect someone to really insult his hairstyle!" ”
Edward Newgate: "Gollum, that's a fun little imp. ”
Wandering Wrecking Ball: "Isn't this just like a certain youkai sage?" ”
Forever seventeen-year-old girl: "@流浪的小破球, don't learn from the group master, how can the concubine be rude?" How could a concubine have such a ridiculous bottom line? Right! ”
Forever Seventeen-Year-Old Girl: "Please reorganize the language, the realm warns .jpg!" ”
Wandering Little Wrecking Ball: "...... I'm sorry! Excuse me! ”
The little wrecking ball felt very aggrieved, it was obviously just telling the truth.
Isn't Yakumo Purple crazy when people say she's old?
For example, the group leader often calls her "Old Lady Purple".
Then she's going to have to go crazy for a while.
This doesn't seem to be any different from Dongfang Hansuke's hairstyle is the bottom line of his anger!
It's just that one is age.
One is just a hairstyle.
Can't you be honest these days? Sure enough, the world of intelligent creatures is so complicated, and I still need to hone a little more before I can integrate into it, otherwise what if I offend a star boss one day?
Although it is unlikely that the group members will fight each other-for-tat or something.
But if the other party spends some points to travel to its body, and then jumps around......
The small wrecking ball means that the current self can't afford to hurt at all!
The big guy of the star popping is jumping on himself.
How exciting was that time?
About two or three minutes passed, and Dongfang Suke, who was in a diving state, once again sent a few group chat messages in the dimensional chat group.
Crazy Diamond: "The person who insulted my hairstyle was cleaned up by me, Meizizi~"
Crazy Diamond: "But I think I'm causing something." [Picture]"
Crazy Diamond: "There is really a stand-in messenger in Duwang Town!" Having said that, the stand-in that ordinary people can't see with the naked eye, and with the photo function of the chat group, the stand-in can be photographed in, which is incredible. ”
Crazy Diamond: "What the group leader told me seems to be happening!" ”
In the picture he posted, it was a middle-aged man with a painful face.
The middle-aged man's mouth was huge, and he was not afraid that his jaw would be dislocated.
Saliva was running down the corners of his mouth, and tears and snot were flowing together.
There was a blue "humanoid creature" in his mouth!
The creature resembles a human.
But the size is not very large.
It looks like this "humanoid creature" has come out of the throat of a middle-aged man!
Forever Seventeen-Year-Old Girl: "Huh...... What kind of strange creature is this? ”
Forever Seventeen-Year-Old Girl: "Looks more like a soul body." ”
Crazy Diamond: "This is the 'double' in my world!" This middle-aged man is a robber, he is controlled by this stand-in, and when I tried to clean up this stand-in, this stand-in slipped away. ”
Kaguya-sama: "This is a stand-in!" This looks a little ......."
Crazy Diamond: "Well, this blue stand-in is a bit ugly. But my crazy diamond is still pretty good-looking. [Picture]"
Edward Newgate: "Stand-in ability?" Goloooooo ”
Edward Newgate: "I don't know if I can take the strongest blow from the old man." ”
Mad Diamond: "...... Although most of the stand-ins have strange abilities, they are actually not particularly destructive. And old man, your strongest blow will destroy the entire town of Duwang Town. ”
Recalling that when he had just entered the chat group and saw Whitebeard blasting Blackbeard, Dongfang Yusuke couldn't help but shudder.
The kind of power that shatters space at every turn and causes an earthquake under the sea.
You can easily destroy a city!
It's like a humanoid nuclear weapon.
And it's not a disposable weapon like nuclear weapons.
Whitebeard didn't say that he had the strongest blow, and he casually slashed it with a pheasant.
Dongfang Yusuke felt like he was going to be cut in half.
The kind that doesn't even have the power to resist.
Unless his stand-in can involve "time", for example, his nephew Jotaro Kujo's stand-in "Platinum Star" can stop the entire world for a few seconds.
Woo super fierce: "This blue dwarf stand-in should be Angelo's stand-in." ”
"@疯狂钻石, you have to take care of your family these days, especially your grandfather." Your grandfather once arrested that Angelo, and he will definitely get revenge on you. ”
Mad Diamond: "Angelo, I heard Jotaro Kujo say yesterday that he was a very evil criminal. ”
Crazy Diamond: "That guy is a pervert, even a little boy is strong X!" ”
Forever Seventeen-Year-Old Girl: "Huh? What kind of boy is strong? Angelo, that sounds like a man's name, right? ”
Crazy Diamond: "So he's a pervert!" ”
Forever Seventeen-Year-Old Girl: "Hiss...... Are you humans playing so exciting?! ”
Forever Seventeen-Year-Old Girl: "Really Good at Playing ......"