At dawn, I found that the red tree was no longer there.

The white scholar's coat she wore was over me, and even so, it was a little chilly on this cool morning. I sat up from the eaves of the tower, looked at the red sun slowly rising from the mountains in the distance, and sneezed heavily.

I drank too much yesterday, and now my head is still a little uncomfortable and dull pain, so it seems that it is better not to drink so hard next time.

I looked at the coat that slipped off my body, and I didn't feel good.

Dressing someone who is asleep should be done by a man, but last night I was so sleepy and a little drunk that I didn't even notice she was gone. Now that Hong Ying should have gone back to her business, I should also get up and continue my schedule.

I stood up with her coat in my arms and found my purse next to my sleeping place.

Ha, this little slut also has a bit of a conscience.

I picked up the money bag and checked it to see if there were any missing points in it, but after opening the money bag, I stared blankly at the small stone inside for a while, and then angrily poured the small stone inside from the top of the tower.

"Give me back my money, slut!"

I'm going to live as a pauper again.

Angrily putting on my coat, I jumped down from the top of the tower and walked to the town's river to wash my face. The water of the river was cool and clear, and it cleared my sluggish spirit. When I woke up, my mouth was a little dry, and when I was about to drink some water, I accidentally glanced at the bridge over the river, and a little fat man was taking off his pants to pee on the river, and I recognized him as one of the little ghosts who painted my face last night when I was hanging from a tree.

Outrageous! I hang the tree, you paint the face; I wash my face and you pee?!

Look at me, I won't beat you up today and call your dad and mom!

When the little fat man saw that I had found out, he hurriedly lifted his pants and ran, and I jumped on the bridge to stop in front of him. The little fat man didn't expect me to be so powerful, so he immediately stopped in fright and looked at me in fear.

"Big, big brother, I apologize to you. You, you're an adult, there's a lot, don't be serious with my child......"

This little imp has the style I used to have.

"Phew!"

I rubbed my fists and said, "I hate those guys who think they are weak and want to do whatever they want." Lao Tzu is an egalitarian, no matter if you are an old and weak woman, anyone who offends me will be killed! ”

The little fat man saw that the situation was not right, so he immediately turned around and ran. I grabbed him by the collar, pressed it to the ground, and raised my hand to slap his fleshy ass, causing him to scream "Mom" in pain.

People on the bridge looked at me, and when they saw that I was beating a child, some people wanted to stop me, but they were frightened by my vicious appearance, and they didn't dare to say much.

After more than a dozen slaps in a row, the little fat man cried so much that I let him go.

Hitting a child early in the morning is refreshing!

Seeing that the child's clothes were quite expensive, I reached out to him and asked, "Do you have any money?" ”

The little fat man lay on the ground, looked at me with snot, shook his head and stammered, "No, no ......"

I slapped him in the ass twice: "Is there it now?" ”

The little fat man cried as he dug into his pocket and took out a few copper coins. I accepted them all, patted his head lightly and comforted: "Next time, remember it longer, and dare to be bad, be careful that this hero cuts your chicken." ”

The little fat man wiped his tears sadly: "You are not a hero......"

I left the bridge, walked down the street and found a breakfast stall, took a few buns with a few pennies that I had stolen from the little fat man, and walked back to the inn while nibbling on them.

I don't know if everyone thinks of me, they don't see me all night, are they all blaming themselves for hanging me on a tree and whipping? Maybe you looked for me all night? Hmph, even if they apologize to me, I won't forgive them easily. Although it was indeed wrong for me to go to the Qinglou to drink some wine and was discovered, but man, isn't this normal? Next time I won't be so drunk.

When I returned to the downstairs of the inn, a sword suddenly flew out from the second floor and came straight towards me.

I was so scared that half of the buns in my hand fell to the ground, thinking to myself how they could be so ruthless, just that they didn't come back one night and actually wanted my life.

When I was about to pull out the carving knife to dodge, I found that the flying sword was Kiyohime, and I didn't feel the killing intent from her, and when she flew over, she directly inserted it into my scabbard, and there was no stabbing me to death.

"Where did you go last night?" She flew back and asked, with some irritability and reproach in her tone.

"Just walked with the red tree and went to sleep......"

"Sleep?"

Feeling the strong murderous aura from her, I hurriedly said: "I just found a place to rest, and by the way, I lay down and rested for a night, and I didn't do anything." After explaining clearly, I teased her again: "You are not usually so dirty, why are your thoughts so unbearable now?" ”

She jumped out of the scabbard and smacked at me.

It was almost as soon as she burst my head before she withdrew her sword from the scabbard and said to me angrily, "Since anything has changed in me, it is all because of your fault. Also, don't leave me alone in the future, although I don't want to be touched by you, but I don't want to be touched by other people. ”

She mean, I'm better than everyone else, right?

I squatted on the ground with my hands almost cracked, and promised her with a bitter face: "Yes-"

At this time, it happened that Zhangye and Dacheng Temple walked out of the inn talking and laughing, and found me squatting at the door, and they all cast strange glances at me. Senior Sister and Qian Guanzi were both angry when they looked at me, and Zhangye asked me worriedly, "Wang Yi, what are you doing here?" ”

I covered my head and said, "I haven't washed my hair lately, and my scalp is itchy!" ”

"Where were you last night?"

"I slept under the bridge, and I was almost urinated on by a little ghost in the morning."

"Clean nonsense, watch the game well today, don't run around, otherwise I will punish you on behalf of your master."

"Okay!"

I stood up with my head covered and followed the group to the dock to board the boat. Senior sister and Qian Guanzi don't want to pay attention to me, but I can talk to Liu Sheng and Zheng Yunfei, and I can also find Shang Hong to tease me.

When it was my turn to get on the boat, Qian Guanzi elbowed his lungs and returned to the shore when it was my turn to go up. She deliberately didn't let me go up, so I didn't go up, jumped on the boat in Dacheng Temple and set up a hot set with the monks and little brothers, so angry that she wanted to come and beat me.

But even the official posture will do this to me, it seems that I am really guilty this time. But I am unwilling to apologize to her and my sister, who hung me on a tree and treated me like that last night, but now I am going to please them, I am not temperless, who cares about them!

I thought about it again, if I didn't care about Qian Guan's posture, would she stop bothering me from now on?

That's a great event!

Zhangye didn't pay much attention to the stiffness on our side, and the two boats were held in the direction of Peach Blossom Island. It seemed a little early when I arrived, the sword trial had not yet begun, and there were not a few boats moored around the water competition platform. It wasn't until after waiting for a while that the other sects and the townsfolk came over that it began to bustle.

Looking towards the Night God Sect, I saw that Hongying was talking to the people he taught, talking and laughing naturally, and it was no different from usual.

Last night's incident, probably because she was really tired, didn't mean anything else.

The Yunshan faction and his party also arrived shortly after, and I thanked them on the boat on the side of Dacheng Temple.

"Yesterday's incident, hard work."

They knew that I was going to the Qinglou yesterday to fool around, and now they all showed a little disgust to me, especially the girl named Nangong Shi even wrote the word disgust on her face, only Tang Chen was willing to be polite to me.

"It's just a gesture, Tang Mou mentioned here that kind of place is not where Taoist disciples should go, and Brother Wang is better to clean himself."

"Well, it makes sense, did you hear Lao Liu and Lao Zheng?"

Liu Sheng and Zheng Yunfei both looked like they wanted to kill me, and if I said more, they would rush over and hold me down.

After a while, the sword trial conference started again, and the deputy palace master Xin Hantao and her dinosaurs came, as well as the beautiful young ladies who participated in the competition in their Tanying Falling Flower Palace also followed suit. Remembering that I didn't know how the battle was going yesterday, I asked Kamihiro about it.

Kamihiro replied: "Yesterday's first round of competition, because there were too many people, only half of the competition, the remaining half of the competition was left for today. Your faction and Master Liu and Master Zheng have not yet competed. ”

It turned out that the first round wasn't over yet, so I didn't miss too many games.

The sword test conference was held as usual, and all the sects and factions went up to compete one after another, and I stayed in the boat of Dacheng Temple and did not dare to go back to my team. At first, I was excited to clap and shout with everyone, but gradually I felt bored.

Although this sword test conference is good, but some sects of people are too conservative, and the sword is retracted after trying, and retracted after trying, I see that I am drowsy, and I unconsciously lean on Shanghong to fight.

This old man Kamihiro had a good temper and didn't chase me away like the others, until my saliva dripped onto his clothes, and he couldn't bear to push me off the boat. When I swam up from the water, he said "sin, sin, sin". I knew that although the monk's temper was good, it was also terrible when it erupted, and who knew if they would suddenly get angry and stab someone.

Reluctantly, he sat back at the back of his team's boat and drained all the water from his clothes.

After a while, it was Kamihiro's turn to compete, and his competition was very interesting to me. What will be the strength of a monk with such a personality as him?

However, after hearing the roll call, Kamihiro jumped onto the tournament platform with a golden light stick and saluted his opponent, a disciple of the Night God Cult, and after the two of them saluted slightly, Muscle Sister Gui held the hammer high and waved it high, announcing the start of the game.

The young man of the Night God Sect immediately rushed over with his sword in hand, and Kamihiro raised the iron rod and steadily blocked the sword.

The two of them fought cracklingly, the strength of the people of the Night God Sect was still very good, the speed and reaction, and the agility of the swordsmanship were very outstanding, even if he fought with Qian Guanzi, I think he was at least not the kind of character who was seconded with one move. But I also noticed that Kamihiro had been standing still and had not moved, and the sword aura of the young man facing the Night God Sect was also very stable, as solid as a solid stone that could not be shaken.