Chapter 113: There is a man and a woman in the bed
It's over!
I forgot that the aura beads were still lit up in the room, attracting the people who shouldn't have attracted them the most.
The person who infiltrated my room was Qian Guanzi, and I had expected that she might attack me at night tonight while I was asleep. In fact, even if she didn't cast the aura orb, it was because she secretly came to attack me at night that she noticed that there was a light in my room. It's just that the timing of the night attack is so coincidental, after the night attack by Han Xuefei.
This woman is simply crazy!
Now Han Xue and I are flying under the bed and bed, because we are close together, I can feel each other's nervous heartbeats.
This scene can't be seen by Qian Guanzi in any case, otherwise you can imagine what she will do when she gets mad, and she will first beat me and Han Xuefei, the "dog man and woman", to death in a few minutes and then martyr them together.
O God!
Why do you want to do this to me? Is it because I did something inferior to Han Xuefei just now?
When I was facing a collapse, Qian Guanzi let out a terrible "hey, hey, hey" weird laugh beside the bed, and whispered to me: "Young master, are you sleeping alone and afraid of the dark before releasing the spiritual light ball?" That's right, I'm scared to sleep alone, I'll sleep with you! ”
Listen carefully to her footsteps, getting closer and closer to me.
Can't let her go any further!
I suddenly popped out of the bed, confronted her, glared at her angrily, and said, "Stop! One step further and I'm angry! ”
Qian Guanzi, dressed in a nightgown, was startled by my sudden emergence from the bed, and then asked with a flattering smile: "Oops?" Young master, haven't you fallen asleep yet? "I didn't even notice that my bedding was a little high.
Han Xuefei's face was very close to my neck, and the warm and moist air exhaled made me feel numb not only in my neck, but also all over my body. To be clear, my short sword immediately stabbed her hard.
Han Xuefei instantly stopped his heartbeat and breathing.
Despite the battle below, I still pretended to be serious and said to Qian Guanzi: "What do you want to do when you come to my room so late?!" ”
"I, I can't think of ......"
Qian Guanzi was pretending to be stupid, grinning and trying to get closer, but I shouted again: "Stop! I'm not going to be kind to you if you come back again! He pointed to Qing Ji next to the bed and warned Qian Guanzi: "Look! Kiyohime is here, if you behave a little unruly, I'll tell you that I'm really going to move the guy, and stab you with a sword! ”
She was very depressed, pouting and saying aggrievedly, "How can you do this to me...... I just want to come and talk to you, young master, about my thoughts. ”
I shook my hand at her unhappily: "Talking about for most of the night, are you sick?" You'll talk to me tomorrow. ”
"I can't sleep without talking!"
After Qian Guanzi lost his temper for a while, he stared at me suspiciously and asked, "Oops? Young Master, why is your sleeping position so strange? Is this lying on your stomach? Why is the ass still arched? ”
Worst! She saw that there was a problem!
I explained randomly, "This is the Wang's sleep method that I was working on recently, which helps prevent blood circulation, and I will definitely cripple my hands and feet the next morning...... You don't care how I sleep, just go back to your room and sleep by yourself! ”
I didn't know that Qian Guanzi was not obedient at all this time, and sat on my bed, which scared me and immediately wilted.
Fortunately, she just sat on the edge of the bed and didn't get into the bed like before.
"Young master, I'm really happy to finally see my father and my mother again today. Especially my mother, I recognized me at a glance, I really wanted to rush over and recognize her, but I couldn't, do you know how tormented I was at that time? ”
Torture a fart! After that, you just focus on eating, and you don't even seem to know how satisfied you are.
But I couldn't bear to spray her, lest the movement be too big and reveal the flaws, staring nervously at her back, silently listening to her heart.
Qian Guanzi continued to tell me how she wanted to recognize her mother, talking about how cute her mother was, how much like her, but I was so scared that I didn't have the mood to listen to it at all.
Probably because my short sword has been piercing the cold snow to fly her, the temperature in the bed is heating up rapidly, and it feels even hotter, every time the cold snow flies on my neck and exhales, I feel that my whole body becomes more numb, and the short sword has the momentum of turning into a long sword, I don't have the face to look at her expression, she must be full of anger at me now.
I was desperately trying to find a way to get rid of Qian Guanzi, but now my brain was in a mess with this attitude, and I couldn't think of anything other than stabbing people.
I want to die......
"Huh?"
Qian Guanzi said as he spoke, suddenly bent down and picked up a ball of white cloth.
"Why did you throw a piece of cloth on the ground, young master, and it was sticky......"
When I was hurriedly thinking about how to explain, Qian Guanzi seemed to have made up something in his brain, and he was frightened to throw away the white cloth, wiped his hands nervously, and then looked back at me in shame, and said in a strange tone: "Young master, you are really, if you need it, you can obviously come to me, but you have to do it yourself......"
After all, I am also a witty man, and I immediately understood what Qian Guanzi was thinking of.
This is a big misunderstanding!
It's worthy of being a dirty girl who has been messing with me for so many years, and she even knows this kind of thing, and she hasn't seen much of the little yellow text in my Water Mirror Peak!
I held back the tears of humiliation and didn't explain, and when I saw Qian Guanzi don't look over, I secretly took the two fingers that I picked up the white cloth just now, sucked it, and muttered in a low voice: "There's no smell......
...... Is this an indirect kiss between her and Han Xuefei?
My three views were shocked, and I couldn't bear it anymore, so I lowered my voice and shouted to her excitedly: "You get out of here!" ”
Qian Guanzi puffed out his face and said to me nonchalantly: "Don't be shy, young master, this is something that every boy understands, do you still think about that now?" Although, as a girl, I have to be reserved and won't take the initiative. But if you forcibly push me down, young master, that's another matter, and I won't resist. ”
She pretended to be shy, and I got goosebumps all over my body.
"Stop talking stupid, go back to bed! Roll on! ”
Seeing that I was still not interested in her at all, Qian Guanzi stood up depressedly, sighed and left the room.
Just after taking a few steps, she accidentally kicked something, looked down, and she let out a surprised "Huh?" Such a questioning voice. Bending down to pick up a pair of blue-and-white embroidered shoes and two white stockings on the ground, he asked curiously, "Young Master, how come you have girls' shoes and socks here?" ”
My heart clicked, shattered, and nervously replied, "This...... Of course I bought it for you. ”
"How is it possible, you don't have any money on you."
After Qian Guanzi sniffed his shoes and socks, he seemed to understand something, and turned his head and looked at me coldly.
He looked at me with a blank face.
"Young master, tell me the truth, is there a woman hidden in your bed?" She asked me in a strange tone.
I had never seen her look like this, and immediately shook her head desperately in denial: "Absolutely not!" ”
"Then let me lift the quilt and take a look, young master, you won't mind, right?"
"No is nothing, what to see? Oops! Don't come, don't come! ”
My words couldn't stop the enchanted Qian Guanzi, she returned to my bedside, reached out and grabbed the edge of the quilt, and pulled it with her strange force, I didn't even have the strength to resist, and the quilt was lifted by her, and the unbearable appearance I pressed on Han Xuefei was completely exposed to her gaze.
Qian Guanzi was stunned for a moment, stared at the cold snow under me for a while, and the quilt in his hand fell to the ground.
I hurriedly rolled under the bed from Han Xuefei, knelt in front of Qian Guanzi and begged helplessly: "You, you, you, listen to me, things are not what you imagined, I was just playing games with her, I was innocent!" ”
Qian Guanzi had big tears on his face, pursed his lips and forced himself not to cry anymore, and said to me like an abandoned wife: "I have been with you for so many years, you have never done such a thing to me, and I am still stupid when you are a righteous gentleman." As a result, now you are actually doing this kind of thing in bed with a woman you have only known for one night, and you are playing bondage games, and this woman is still a bad woman pretending to be me! ”
I panicked, lowered my head and explained: "It's not like you think, it's her, it's her, it's her who attacked me at night, I tied her up and tortured her to extract a confession!" ”
How did she shout even more angrily: "It's okay if she attacks you at night, I've attacked you so many times at night, why don't you force me?!" ”
Not a conversation on a channel at all.
"I won't trust you anymore!"
She punched me in the face, slammed me into the wall, and then slipped off the wall and pressed Han Xuefei, both of whom screamed in pain.
Qian Guanzi was even more angry when she saw this scene, and ran out of my room crying, while I was dizzy, half of my face had lost consciousness, and it was really a fluke that I didn't faint immediately.
Fortunately, there are no people here in the South Pavilion of the Qian Mansion, otherwise Qian Guanzi would be so noisy, and the people in the mansion might come over to see the movements here.
I shook my dazed head, looked up, and found that Han Xuefei was staring at me as if she wanted to kill someone, presumably I had been stabbing her with a short sword just now to make her ashamed and angry.
"I'm sorry!"
I apologized to her in a panic, sat down on the edge of the bed again, and picked Kiyohime up.
"My face is paralyzed, give me a treat."
Kiyohime did not follow what I said, but replied, "You can't live if you do your own evil." ”
I immediately got angry: "What do you mean?!" Do you want to do this to me? ”
"People like you should suffer more and reflect on it."
"Reflect on the fart!"
Stinky Sword!
But after thinking about it......
I clapped my palms and shouted excitedly, "It seems like that's not bad!" ”
Originally, I didn't need to feel indebted to Qian Guanzi, so I simply took this incident as an opportunity to let Qian Guanzi die to me, and from now on I can be chic and comfortable, chasing whoever I love, and I don't have to worry about being entangled by her.
Haha, I'm such a witty rotten person!