Chapter 1: The World of the Lord God
Three years ago, at five o'clock in the morning.
"Viagra, hello man, people really, really like you." Zhang Wei looked at Wei Wei, who looked delicate in front of him, his heart was almost melted, thinking that when he was in college, he chased this goddess for a long time, and he did all the tricks, but unfortunately he couldn't get it in the end, how can he do it today? Oh, don't think about it so much, grab Weiwei's jade hand and put it on your face.
"Weiwei, I haven't seen you for so many years, and I really miss you so much." With affection in his eyes, he slowly held Yiren in his arms.
"Viagra!"
"Vivi!"
At the moment when the two were about to kiss, they only heard "Dad, answer the phone, Dad, answer the phone." A bell rang. Vivi's pretty face instantly turned into the face of Kelly, the old witch he hated the most, and he was so frightened that he jumped up immediately.
Wiping the beads of sweat from her head, Made, you know it's a dream, who the is this? Wouldn't it be okay to call five minutes later? Can't you let Lao Tzu finish the matter? Grass. I glanced at the phone screen, I grassed, sure enough, it was the old witch calling, and I swiped the answer button.
"Hey, old witch, what's the matter, the noisy labor of the night?.... Ahh Zhang Wei gave himself a slap with his backhand, I didn't wake up. This menopausal woman definitely wears little shoes for herself!
"Zhang Wei, you want to die, right, you didn't wake up? Whose old witch do you call? You Y's bastard xxxxxxxxxxx" omits a few hundred words here!
"Yes, yes, Sister Kelly, I didn't wake up, I'm mentally retarded, don't worry about me, you get down to business." This old witch is still single in her forties, and her temper is so bad, she must not be in demand in some way. Zhang Wei next to the mobile phone was viciously scolding the old witch with various body language.
"Hurry up and come to the company, you've been sleeping for 4 hours, and you're still thinking about being lazy? Do you still want this job with a salary of 20,000 yuan a month? Just thinking about being lazy, aren't you? Believe it or not, I fire you squid? Today's company's new game is online,You, as an internal game tester in the company,Hurry up,Old rules,Record your game experience,Look for game bugs,Of course,What else needs to be improved,Suitable for players to spend money,You have to record it for me one by one.,Oh yes,This game seems to be.。。 Heck, no matter how much it is, you have to be there in five minutes, or you won't come. ”
"I'm grass, five minutes," Zhang Wei rolled down from the bed, grabbed his clothes and pants with his hands and feet and ran, doing things under Kelly, Zhang Wei had already been used to wearing clothes while running, and the speed of the movements was faster than the sprinter estimated!
"Four minutes and fifty seconds, yes, Zhang Wei, it's five seconds faster than last time, look at you like this, the staying power is good."
"I... I.. I drank saliva. That is, who doesn't know that I am the super-fast little prince Zhang Wei? If it weren't for the grandmother who crossed the road halfway, it would have been faster. Zhang Weiwei took a few breaths, but he was exhausted.
"Hehe, there is a grandmother crossing the street at five o'clock in the morning?"
Zhang Wei touched his head awkwardly and said weakly.
"There's a grandmother who sweeps the road."
"Really? Great, since it's so powerful, then next four minutes! Kelly turned around and walked into the game room.
I grass for four minutes? No, big sister, are you serious? Do you want to think about it again? Zhang Wei only felt that his eyes were dark, and I didn't know whether to be an oar or not an oar.
Zhang Wei followed, and saw that there were already nine people waiting inside, Zhang Wei was accustomed to it, every time he opened a new game, not only the game insiders would try it, but also randomly look for ordinary game enthusiasts to try it. Without much thought, I found a seat and sat down.
"Okay,Everyone is here.,This new game is the company's latest research and development.,It's called the Lord God World.,This game is currently the world's top hundreds of programmers programming system.,And then the system automatically programs this game.,That is to say,There's no GM in this game.,No one knows what kind of plot it's about.,Game mode.,Map or something.,No one knows.,What is guaranteed is fairness and justice.,Protect the player's game experience.,And the ten of you.,It's the first batch of players to enter this game.。 The trial time is three months, and after three months, there is no problem, and the game is about to face the test of the market. ”
"Okay, no more nonsense, take your place, bring your game helmet, all nine of you are ordinary players, just have fun. If there is anything unhappy or uncomfortable, you can tell me after the trial, there is a bonus, and Zhang Wei, remember your mission. ”
Zhang Wei is a vigorous, graduated from college, hit a wall everywhere, career and love have nothing to do, and in desperation he found a job as a game experiencer, he also loves to play games, I thought it was his hobby, who knows, the game he loves, if you play it every day, you will be bored, fortunately, the salary is not bad, but you are tired, the supervisor's temper is a little worse, and the working hours are longer.
Zhang Weiwei drank a few sips of water and ate a few more eggs, but there was no way, he was still young, and he was afraid that his nutrition would not keep up, and he would die suddenly if he stayed up late every day! Bring a gaming helmet. With Kelly's command, the power was turned on for a moment.
Zhang Wei felt that his whole body was wrapped in a strong current, and his whole body trembled instantly, and the current stimulated all of Zhang Wei's brain cells, and the severe pain swept through his body, Zhang Wei wanted to scream, but he felt that his throat could not exert force, his whole body instantly stiffened, and he felt that the things in his head had a feeling of being emptied in an instant. In less than two seconds, he passed out in an instant.
What's the situation? Kelly found that the ten people were trembling violently for a few seconds, and then paused, because they were wearing game helmets, Kelly couldn't see their faces, just pushed Zhang Wei, and there was no reaction at all, it stands to reason that they had just entered the game, and they should still have a reaction, and they increased their strength a little, and it was still the same. The body is soft, and there is no feeling of strength at all.
Kelly instantly sensed that something was wrong, and immediately called for security guards and took the game helmet off Zhang Wei's head.
"It's out of gas! He's dead? What's going on? Frightened, Kelly sat directly on the ground, and with a pale face, she commanded the security guards to move the other nine people from the game position, opened their helmets one by one, and all died.
"It's over, it's over, it's a big deal!" Kelly was so frightened that she was a little shaky when she spoke, and quickly called 120.
On the second day, Tianjin Games Company was closed for rectification due to internal negligence in the company, which caused serious power leakage and caused a major safety accident.
"Where am I? Cool, I haven't slept so well for a long time, I'm afraid I feel like I've slept for a day or two? Zhang Wei twisted his neck, clicking, comfortable, looking at the scene in front of him, this should be the world of the main god, this game design is really good, it feels the same as the real thing, I jump, I swing my fist, I run, hey, what's the difference between this and real people? It's so cool, Zhang Wei pinched his hand, and it hurts, it's so realistic, this game, experience full marks. No, let's quit and record it.
What's the situation?????? Why is the setting there, that exit button is dark? So how do I quit the game? MY GRASS, IS IT SUCH A BIG BUG? Dead labor. A game that can't be taken offline?
Zhang Wei tossed for a long time, and finally found out that he came to this game, but he couldn't go back, and he couldn't go offline. I only hope that Kelly can take off his game helmet and forcibly disconnect him, and I can only pin my hope on the old witch.
At this time, Kelly was at a cemetery, holding flowers in her hand, and was mourning in silence in front of a new grave, on which grass had not yet grown, and the tombstone reads "Zhang Wei's Tomb". That's right, his accidental death, the company buried him richly, and compensated his family with a fortune that ordinary people could not earn in several lifetimes.