Chapter 23: Don't Get Me Wrong, I'm Not Lolicon

When I woke up, it was already morning, and the sun was shining outside the window.

As if in a dream, I stared at the paper crane on the roof for a long time before I dared to raise my right hand and look at it.

Ahh

I was about to get out of bed with the feeling of "how beautiful it is to be alive", but as soon as I straightened my waist, I realized that something was wrong, and my left arm seemed to be pressed by something. When I lifted the quilt, I saw a strange white-clothed Lori, holding my master's arm and sleeping soundly without vigilance. After the quilt was lifted, she shrunk her small body like a cold and didn't want to wake up.

When I saw this scene, I was immediately petrified. And quickly associated: three years to start, the highest death penalty. But in the Qing Xuan Dao Sect, this kind of thing is not as simple as the death penalty?!

it! It's a nightmare, right?!

Calm down and think about it, if it's not a dream, what is going on? How can I have an extra loli in my bed? Did I drink last night? No, Master never let us touch its wine, even if I'm drunk, there is no place to kidnap such a loli!

Take a closer look –

This Lori is a little familiar...... This face, this long hair, this simple dress...... There is also this simple and elegant temperament......

I turned my head to look at the desk where Kiyohime was usually placed, and Kiyohime was gone, only the scabbard remained in place. I touched my forehead again, and the band-aid was still there!

Look left and right, look up and down, how do you look at this Lori, it's a juvenile version of Qingji!

What, where's my sword?! Isn't she going to make a spiritual pact? How did it shrink?!

What shocked me even more was that I found that compared to the embodiment of Qingji, the Lori in front of me was an entity, a living life. When I looked closer, her skin was so white that even the tiny veins in her neck could be seen, and the air exhaled from her little nose was also warm.

But it doesn't make sense, how could that stingy and big-name, cold as an iceberg Qing Ji be willing to sleep in the same bed with me and be so intimate with me?

But I didn't expect that she would have such a cute time......

Forget it, wake her up and ask clearly.

I gently patted her tender little face and whispered, "Hey, get up, hey, hey, the earthquake, the dead collapsed." ”

She was constantly harassed by me, her little mouth let out a lazy whimper, and finally I had to open her confused eyes. I helped her up and sat on the bed, and she wiped her eyes and said, "What are you doing~" Even her voice became milky.

As if she had finally noticed her abnormality, she raised her hands in front of her eyes and looked at it, making a questioning sound like "Huh", and looked at her miniature body again, and said in confusion: "What's wrong with me?" "She doesn't seem to have any understanding of her own situation, and it feels like her mental age has dropped a lot.

But...... How to evaluate it.,Although I like children very much.,But it's not Lolicon.,There's some wonderful joy in the face of this situation.。

I grabbed her face on both sides with both hands and squeezed them into various shapes.

"Woo~What are you doing~"

I smiled wickedly and said to her, "Aren't you upset with me?" Isn't it cold? Now it's like this, you hit me, stab me, see how I clean you up, hehe! ”

Seeing how she was bullied and became aggrieved, I was happy.

Haha, fun!

At this moment, the shout of the little junior brother came from outside the door: "Second senior brother, get up and eat ......"

As soon as the little junior brother came in, he froze when he saw me smiling weirdly at a loli on the bed, and bullying him with his hands unruly.

The junior sister walked in with the footsteps of the little junior brother, "Xiaobai, what's wrong with you?" She followed the gaze of the little junior brother, and the unbearable scene suddenly made her whole person petrified.

Somehow, the elder brother happened to be nearby, and he also walked in and said, "What are you looking at while standing in that person's room?" He looked at me with the eyes of his junior brother and sister, and immediately his expression changed abruptly, and he lost all his chic.

At this moment, I felt that the image of a loving father that had been established in their minds for a long time (except for the elder brother) was completely ruined, and hurriedly shouted to them: "Listen to my explanation......"

But at this time, the little Lori who was bullied by me finally couldn't help it, and tears overflowed, and she cried out as soon as she "wow", interrupting what I wanted to say.

The junior sister retreated step by step in disbelief, and finally covered her mouth and ran away sadly with tears in her eyes.

The senior brother suddenly excitedly took out a sword from the ring and shouted, "Wang Yi, you scum!" I'm going to do the right thing for heaven today! "I raised my sword and was about to rush over and cut me, but fortunately I was desperately stopped by the little junior brother.

"Senior brother, calm down! The second senior brother will be dealt with by the punishment elder if he does this kind of thing, don't be impulsive, okay! ”

I was also anxious: "Why don't you want to think about it, how can I do what you imagined!" ”

The senior brother smiled coldly: "After living together for fourteen years, I still don't know who you are?!" ”

"Know what a fart!"

In his mind, I am a despicable villain who does all kinds of evil, and his line of "doing the right thing for heaven" must have been prepared for many years, and today I finally read it out, and I am naturally very excited!

Little Lori was still crying next to me, and I was anxious to shout to her, "Auntie, shut up!" ”

However, it didn't work at all, those who wanted to cut me still wanted to cut me, and those who were crying were still crying hard.

In such a lively situation, suddenly the master said lazily: "Early in the morning, what are you all making a fuss about?" ”

It was held by little Lori to sleep on my bed, and I was surprised that Kiyohime had shrunk and had been ignoring the existence of the master. When my room was bustling, it popped up quietly again, crawled on the head of the little Lori and shouted to stop the chaos.

The senior brother pointed at me with the tip of his sword and said, "Master, that beast of the second junior brother has committed such a crime that heaven and earth do not tolerate, I suggest that he be thrown into the oil pot and boiled for half an hour before being burned at the stake!" ”

"It's so ruthless!"

Master didn't take Senior Brother's words seriously, and just as he was about to speak, the little Lori who turned his attention to the cat on his head hugged Master down, and happily touched and rubbed in his arms, forgetting that he was bullied and cried by me. And the master was touched comfortably, closed his eyes and enjoyed it.

The little junior brother said sadly: "It's more appropriate to hand over the second senior brother to the punishment elder for disposal, maybe we can meet again after seventy or eighty years." ”

"Xiaobai, I have been dead of old age for seventy or eighty years."

The senior brother and the junior brother were arguing about what to do with me, who was deeply guilty, and I poked the master in the stomach and said, "Master, you saved me last night, right?" If you know something, I'll tell you clearly, and even if I don't die, I won't have the face to live. ”

The master opened his eyes, said "yes", and jumped out of the little Lori's arms.

Little Lori also wanted to take the master back to play, but I clapped her hands, "Don't get it yet!" ”

"Woo......"

She inadvertently looked up, noticed the strings of paper cranes hanging from the roof of my house, and wanted to reach out to see if she could pluck a few.

Master crossed his tail and sat on the edge of the bed, and said to the senior brother and the junior brother: "For the master to know, although Ah Yi often does some perverted behavior, even if he really does the beast-like behavior of seducing/abducting a child/girl one day, it is normal, but at least he has not done it today. ”

I said with a dark face, "Master, you just say the last sentence." ”

The little junior brother was relieved at this time, it seems that he really thinks that I may do such a thing.

The elder brother was dissatisfied with the loss of a justifiable reason to kill me, and after putting away his sword, he asked the master, "Then where did this girl come from?" ”

"She's Kiyohime."

Master explained that it had rushed over to my room last night when it noticed that the aura in my room was unusually active, and found that Kiyohime and I were engaged in a spiritual pact ritual, and when it saw that I had fallen unconscious because of the aura, it injected its own aura into my body so that the pact ritual could continue. But even though the master used his own aura to make up for the missing aura, some problems also arose. Originally, Qing Ji could be embodied in human form after signing a spiritual contract, but because of my lack of spiritual power, I did not succeed in turning into a complete body, and I could only turn into a little Lori to reduce the consumption of spiritual energy. And after the spiritual contract was completed, Master carried the two of us to the bed, and it itself fell asleep here.

In the end, it's the disaster caused by my inability to go home, but Kiyohime is also responsible, how could she have expected me to become like this.

Senior Brother was originally bound to become the master of Qing Ji, but I didn't expect that I had already made a spiritual contract with Qing Ji in just a few days after getting along. With a desperate look on his face, he left my room with his hands on the wall, presumably in need of a quiet place to recuperate, or to slash wildly to vent his anger.

The little junior brother shouted happily: "I'll go tell the senior sister the truth!" And he ran out.

I stared at the Lori who was playing with the little wooden horse I had carved out on the bed, and my heart became unusually heavy. I have obviously made up my mind to participate in the sword trial conference and explain things to Hongying. But now Kiyohime has become such a stupid loli.,How can I still participate in the sword trial competition? Is it possible to carry a child on your back to compete with others?

Master patted me on the shoulder comfortingly and said, "Although Master doesn't understand this kind of thing, the master should have a way. ”

"Him?"

"The sword of the head 'Demon Burner', like Qing Ji, is also one of the nine divine swords cast by the Shennong clan in ancient times, so he should have a certain understanding of this kind of divine sword, maybe there is a solution."

I immediately bounced out of bed and quickly changed my clothes to find the boss.

Master said to me on the side, "Ah Yi, although your strength is a little worse, it is already a great thing to be able to make Qing Ji recognize you as the sword master. ”

I lifted my pants and said, "Master, you misunderstood, there is a reason why I made a spiritual contract with Qing Ji. ”

Little Lori also shouted when she was playing with the Trojan Horse: "That's right! It turns out that after shrinking, she doesn't understand anything.

Master asked, "What is the reason?" ”

"Can't tell."

The master didn't ask, but said casually: "No matter what the reason, the master hopes that you can go further and further on the road of cultivating immortals, and don't go down the wrong path." ”

"Don't worry, I have long given up cultivating immortals, let alone following the righteous path or the evil path."

"A little ambitious, you!"

After changing clothes, I picked up Qing Ji from the bed, threw it on my shoulders and carried it, and walked briskly to Zhengyang Peak to find the old man in charge.