Count the perverted things I've done:

Stealing the clothes of the little sister, taking advantage of the little Lori, making a fist/estrus against the cat, naked/running on the island of women......

There are too many to write, and all of them are behaviors that will be pointed out by thousands of people and condemned by public opinion and morality!

But like today, pretending to be a woman to marry someone else, and marrying his younger brother as an elder brother, is really against the sky, and must be punished by God!

Qingying and Lanying simply smeared some rouge gouache on my fake face, and it was not until a eunuch came belatedly to announce that the auspicious time had arrived, and I got up from the dressing table, and let Qingying and Lanying hold my hands, dragging this cumbersome wedding dress to prepare to go to the palace to get married.

The Green Rose suddenly grabbed my clothes behind me.

Qingying and I looked back at her, and Green Rose said with a gloomy expression: "Still no, absolutely not, even if I marry someone else in name, I can't accept it!" ”

This guy still says things like that.

I withdrew my hand from Qingying's hand and tapped Green Rose on the forehead, "Just stay in the room and wait for me to come back." ”

She bowed her head silently.

Thinking of Kiyohime, I pointed to Kiyohime who was placed next to the dressing table, and said to Green Brier, "Before I come back, you can help me look at this sword." ”

“......”

She bowed her head and made no promise.

No matter how much she was, I asked Yellow Shadow to open the door and walked out of the room with Blue Shadow and Blue Shadow in tow.

The eunuchs and palace maids who came to greet me had been waiting for a long time, and after a few words, they led me out of the Shunling Palace. Outside the palace, another guard of honor was waiting for us, and the old eunuch invited me to sit in a sedan chair, and then a group of people slowly marched towards the Chaoyang Palace, and I trembled in the sedan chair.

I learned the woman's walking posture and walked unnaturally, but fortunately there was a sedan chair to sit on, otherwise it would be secondary to exhaustion if I walked over, and it would be over if my identity was exposed.

The sedan chair swayed slightly, and after a while, in front of the Chaoyang Palace, the honor guard stopped in front of the steps, and the sedan chair also stopped.

The old eunuch smiled and asked me to get off the sedan chair, two red-clothed palace maids helped me out, through the red veil I could see the big red carpet on the ground, and the festively decorated Chaoyang Hall in front, two rows of forbidden soldiers with red belts tied around their bodies were neatly arranged outside the hall, until the purple door at the other end, each holding a trumpet in their hands, when I got down from the sedan chair, they blew the horn in unison, and a whine full of majesty and grandeur sounded. I was first frightened by this formation, and my whole body trembled as the two red-clothed palace maids helped me up the steps leading to the Chaoyang Palace, and the green shadow and the blue shadow were no longer there.

I wasn't so scared before, but after seeing such a big posture, my heart was already scared.

In plain sight, I'm alone playing this clown-like role, what should I do if it's exposed? It's over!

I can't help but regret it so much, the steps in front of the seemingly tall temple have been completed.

I stood outside the door of the Chaoyang Hall and looked inside, the civil and military officials of the hall were full of curiosity and expectation to look at me, the king of Xiangnan sat on the dragon chair, Yu Zhi was wearing a happy groom clothes standing in the middle of the hall, turned to look at me. Because Hongmiao covered her face, she couldn't see their expressions clearly. But they should be disappointed, because Princess Green Miao is actually Princess Taiping.

Dozens of musicians in the hall played festive music, and I followed the support of the two palace maids, step by step and carefully walked into the hall, until I walked to Yu Zhi's side, standing side by side with him in the middle of the hall facing the king of Xiangnan, and the palace maid who supported me walked behind me.

Secretly raised his head and glanced at Yu Zhi's expression.

But when I saw that he was already dripping with sweat on his forehead, he looked at me as if he were facing a great enemy. Seeing that I was peeking at him, Yu Zhi shrank his neck. To say that he was nervous was actually more like looking at me in fear.

What the hell is this, isn't it that the Green Rose guy gave you a brick in the hunting grounds? Do you need to look at me like that?

I peeked at the rest of the hall again, but I saw that Yu Ji and Yu Qi were also there, and they were sitting under the steps on both sides of the king of Shonan. Yu Ji looked as usual, didn't care about everything, and drank a cup of tea with ease. And Yu Qi sat on the other side with a discouraged look, holding the little Wang Yi I left for her, thinking that she had read the letter I left behind, and now she was sad.

The king of Shonan sat on the dragon chair and said loudly with great joy: "Today is the wedding day of my prince and Princess Rose, and it is also the day when Shonan and Midorimiao are married again in 20 years, which is a great joy!" Yu Zhi and Rose, the two of you will love each other and support each other in the future, manage this country well for me, and don't let down the expectations and blessings of the people of the two countries. ”

Yu Zhi lowered his head and clasped his hands and saluted: "The son respectfully obeys the holy words of his father!" ”

I was still thinking of saluting like him, but I was about to raise my hand, but when I found that something was wrong, I quickly withdrew my hand, and nodded slightly to the king of Shonan in a woman's posture.

King Shonan seems to be happy with this, and no one notices that I have a problem.

An old eunuch came out and said to the king of Shonan, "Your Majesty, the auspicious time has arrived, and you can start." ”

King Shonan: "Let's get started." ”

The old lady bowed to the king of Xiangnan, and came back to brush the palace musicians on both sides of the hall, and dozens of court musicians began to play in unison again, and the atmosphere in the hall changed from serious to relaxed and joyful for a while.

The old eunuch shouted to me and Yu: "Worship the monarch's father, and the descendants will be for generations!" ”

Yu Zhi pulled away the front swing and knelt down to the king of Xiangnan, and I also learned to kneel down in a similar way, and kowtowed to the king of Xiangnan together.

Alas-

Until I was about to bow down, I couldn't help but sigh again that I really wanted to marry a man, and it was also my younger brother, and my Wang Yi was really a person who was so declining that he was about to be damned......

The old eunuch seemed to have a little problem with my slow response, but he didn't raise it, and when we stood up, he shouted again: "Second worship the monarch, the family and the country are prosperous!" ”

Once again, we bow to the king of Shonan.

"Three worship to the monarch's father, and the society is worry-free!"

......

After repeating this, they bowed to the king of Shonan three times, turned around and bowed three times outside the temple, and finally had to bow to each other three times.

Nine bows and nine knocks, in addition to trouble, fortunately there are no major problems.

When we were done, we turned to face King Shonan again.

I was already like ashes, looking like I was going to die, and I was thinking about what else would be troublesome, when suddenly the envoy uncle of the Green Miao Mission walked out, stood in the opposite position of the old eunuch and said: "There is one more step, according to the rules of our Green Miao marriage, the bride and groom are bowing to the end, and finally they have to kiss each other in public, so as to make a contract that both parties are willing to grow old together, and ask the King of Xiang for permission!" ”

a big groove?! Still want to kiss?!

Yu Zhi and I trembled a little, and the courtiers in the palace also had a slight objection, but the king of Xiangnan sold me very generously.

"I respect the rules of the Green Miao Clan, yes!"

Everyone looked at me and Yu Zhi, and the old eunuch gestured to the palace maid next to him, and the palace maid came over and slowly lifted the red that covered my face, and suddenly the ministers in the palace quietly discussed.

"I heard that Princess Green Miao is extraordinarily beautiful, but now it is not a rumor."

"I'm still young, but I'm so cute."

"Look at her face, that touch of shyness is really comparable to a peach blossom ......"

I was angry and angry, I really wanted to kill these lewd uncles.

Yu Zhi looked at me with both blushing and fear, and now that I compare it, my height is still a little taller than Yu Zhi after I patted off the heel.

Now I am forced to go to Liangshan by a group of teasers, and I can't do it if I don't kiss Yu. Glancing at the others, they were all staring at us expectantly and curiously. Thinking that it is not a way to drag it out any longer, Yu Zhi has already tried to kiss slowly, and I have to close my eyes in pain, pouting and kissing Yu Zhi, tears are about to overflow.

I'm sorry! My brother is going to take away your first kiss!

"Don't kiss!"

Suddenly, a shout came from outside the hall, interrupting my kiss with Yu Zhi, and even the musician's music was interrupted.

As soon as I heard this voice, I was immediately stunned, opened my eyes and looked out of the outer hall with everyone, but I saw Green Rose panting and standing outside the temple gate, still holding Qing Ji in her hand, looking at me and Yu Zhi angrily, and there was only one palace maid behind her.

There were two green roses, and there was a shout of surprise in the hall, and many people were dumbfounded like me.

There were 10,000 alpacas galloping in my heart, and I would have recognized it if I had lost my hand and exposed my identity, but I finally deceived everyone to this point, but in the end, this thing did not stay in the room obediently, but came out at a critical moment and ruined the plan!

"You idiot! Not! ”

I yelled at her, and it was too late to shut up.

The courtiers in the hall turned to look at me with frightened expressions, how could they have imagined that a person with such a lovely appearance could shout such a rough male voice.

"Male...... Man? ”

"He's not Princess Green Miao, who is he?"

In the midst of public opinion, the first to react was the king of Shonan.

He slapped the dragon chair angrily and pointed at me and shouted, "Bold and wicked! How dare you pretend to be Princess Lumiao and make trouble on the wedding day of Emperor Me? Come, take him down! ”

It's too much to say I'm a demon, I'm pretending to be a woman and I'm just a shemale at most.

The guards in the palace rushed over with spears, and the palace maids and old eunuchs who were closer to me all walked aside in panic, only Yu Zhi still looked at me dementedly.

I threw up my hands and shouted anxiously, "Wait! Wait! It's all a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding! ”

King Shonan snorted angrily: "Misunderstanding?!" ”

"Yes, yes!"

I pointed to myself and pointed to the green rose at the entrance of the hall, and said to the king of Shonan with a hippie smile: "Actually, it's like this, I'm indeed a green rose, and the one over there is actually my twin sister Green Chrysanthemum, she is here to attend my sister's wedding......"

"Someone! Take him down! ”

Just as those guards rushed over again, Yu Zhi and Yu Qi shouted at the same time: "Elder Brother Huang?!" ”

Oops, even if they wore a mask, they recognized it just by listening to the voice.