Baidu, a commander, is the commander of the ship's ladies and the commander of Saratoga.

But Saratoga's biggest "enemy" now is Baidu, and in the words of the sister-in-law, the people who snatched Gaga's sister are all bad people.

"Thinking about the past, when there were two people, my sister was just the sister of Jiajia, the two of them were basically inseparable, eating, sleeping and shopping together, my sister always took care of herself, watching my sister's busy figure, I secretly made dinner for my sister, my sister was able to hold herself, touch her head, and praised: "My sister has grown up, I know that I feel sorry for my sister", I like my sister the most, I like my sister the most, it used to be, and it is now, my sister used to like Jiajia the most, but ...... But now, I didn't dare to ask, in case, in case my sister said the name of the admiral, I really didn't know what else to do. The sister-in-law thought about the good of his wife.

"This bastard admiral, he doesn't give us a plane, and he bullies us every day." The sister-in-law thought that Baidu couldn't save it in time last time, so that the sister-in-law was punished by his wife for standing, and finally fell into the well, and the sister-in-law's angry little chest rose and fell two points faster.

After packing up her things, the sister-in-law sneaked to Baidu's door, opened the door carefully, poked into the little golden head, and looked around, there was no one in the room.

The sister-in-law jumped in happily with her little leather shoes.

"Without the Admiral's Governor's room, we are Queen Gaga!" The sister-in-law spun in circles and flew around the room of whiteness.

Picked up the remote control on the table and stuffed it into the gap of the sofa, opened the refrigerator, took a chocolate ice cream, ate it with one hand, saw the soda in the refrigerator, the sister-in-law smiled evilly, held the soda bottle, and shook it! Shake it vigorously! Throw it into the air and shake it! As the future aviation tactical pioneer of the sister-in-law, can control the plane flying all over the sky, a bottle of soda is naturally difficult for her, a bite of the last bite of ice cream, the left hand is free, and there are two more bottles of soda in the air, the sister-in-law is skillful, plus a red nose can go to the circus to play a beautiful "clown".

The playful sister-in-law looked at the protruding cap of the soda in the refrigerator, patted her little hands with satisfaction, and thought that the admiral would turn on the soda and sneer...... Oops, the mood is a lot better.

Looking at the pothos near the corner of the balcony, he walked to the side, touched its leaves, and wanted to pluck them, but he felt a pity and couldn't bear it, thinking that next time he could bring Quincy who was pestering his sister over, and snickered......

Walked to the outside of the bathroom, looked at the Admiral's toothpaste, took out a tube of mustard from his pocket, pinched the toothpaste tube slightly, let the toothpaste tube form a hole, squeezed half a tube of mustard into it, mixed well, put it away, and the Admiral brushed his teeth, he would definitely be moved by me to cry bitterly, so as to realize his previous mistakes, hehe~

After the sister-in-law finished doing it, she suddenly saw Baidu's clothes in the basket, which is rare, usually at this time, they have been washed off by my sister a long time ago, and I can't waste this opportunity.

The sister-in-law ran next door and took his wife's lipstick, ran back again, took the lipstick and drew it in the mirror, and then pursed her lips after painting.

Thin red lips are particularly attractive!

"Saratoga, you're such a beautiful little sister."

Pick up Baidu's clothes, think about leaving a lip print on it and hide it, tomorrow my sister will wash her clothes, hahaha, what is said on TV, kneeling on the keyboard, kneeling on the washboard, but according to my sister's temperament, these things can't be done, but as long as my sister shows it, the admiral will definitely feel very guilty, because I made a mistake and faced my sister with this feeling.

When I got to my face, there was a smell of sweat, which was not unpleasant, nor did it smell good.

The sister-in-law thought to herself that there was no one in her sister, "Stinky man!" ”

"Whoa!" The frosted glass door in the bathroom opened.

Baidu and sister-in-law were stunned for a moment because of the scene in front of them.

Q: What should my brother-in-law do when he sees his sister-in-law in the bathroom holding the original shirt that he changed out of his short time and smelling there like a on the tip of his nose?

"How is Gaga you?" Baidu heard the movement before, but he didn't expect it to be his sister-in-law.

The sister-in-law's face was like a chameleon, and it turned red in a few seconds.

"I'm not Gaga! I'm a sister! He threw the clothes in his hand on Bai Du's head, swung his long legs, and the shadow disappeared outside the door.

Looking at the back of the sister-in-law who disappeared, Bai Du inevitably thought: "Could it be that Admiral Ben is so charming, and the sister-in-law secretly likes herself?" My sister-in-law likes my brother-in-law, which is a bit interesting, but I guess I'm here to play a prank. ”

It took a little time to find the remote control, looked at the messy soda, opened it carefully, and sneered......

Picking up a cup, I suddenly saw that there was still the crystal cup drawn from the lottery on the side.

"I don't remember taking out the system space." Baidu picked up the cup, and there was half a cup of water in it, even if he took it out himself, there shouldn't be water.

"Added to the top?" Smell it, it doesn't smell much, taste it? Forget it, pour the water in the cup, wash it carefully, add ice cubes, and pour a bottle of Coke.

"Strange, why does it seem to be a lot less? Is the cup bigger than it looks? Picking up the crystal cup and leaning it against his mouth, Baidu's eyes widened.

It's really like what the ghost system said.,There's a girl's smell.,Suddenly it feels a little weird.,Isn't this a perverted feeling......

Somewhere, a crystal cup with half a glass of water, the water in it slowly turned black and full, and bubbles bubbled from time to time, and there were drops of dew on the cup and the outer wall......

At night.

There are only a thousand days to be a thief, there is no thousand days to prevent thieves, my sister-in-law's previous pranks, a little more obvious whiteness can be seen, but there are still a lot of tricks.

For example~mustard toothpaste......

I only feel a breath of energy, from the eyes, ears, mouth, nose and tongue of the place of anger and anger, straight to the top of the head of the Baihui acupoint, if it is in the Xianxia plane, there is no need for a vision, three flowers gather at the top, five qi Chaoyuan, maybe it will lead to thunder in all directions, through this catastrophe.

It's a pity that this is just an unscientific ship girl world, and I burst into tears......

"Bang!" The door was pushed open at once.

The sister-in-law in pajamas looked at the door in surprise: "Sister? ”

"I'm sorry to disappoint you." Baidu is not good.

"What are you doing here?" It's not a wife, which makes my sister-in-law a little disappointed.

"Brush your teeth!"

The sister-in-law was startled and realized that the admiral had come to seek revenge.

"Don't come here! Go away! A cushion was thrown at White, who dodged his head.

"I have to discipline your disobedient sister-in-law as a brother-in-law today."

"Ah, don't come here!"

A few minutes later, the sister-in-law was caught by Baidu, one leg knee pressed against the sister-in-law's waist, the left hand grabbed the sister-in-law's hand, and the right hand held a book, snap! Hit on my sister-in-law's little ass.

"Ahh Bastard Admiral! ”

"Smack!" "Let you play a prank!"

"Well, do you want me to close the door?" The lady's voice rang out at the door.

Thanks to 211**74 book friends for their 500 tips. The starting point is still not good, the names are all a bunch of numbers......