Various endings have been denied, and here are the reasons:

1. Please forgive me, Seiichi, I love you so much, you drive me crazy, I can't love you with my whole life but I can spend the time after death with you, so are you free tonight? I have prepared a luxurious double coffin for you.

"That's stupid enough, but it's not perverted." Qingyi commented.

It is possible for such people to do this in ancient times, but it is certainly extinct in modern society. What's more, our country has a death rule that three generations of blood relatives can't do that, and you don't necessarily have to die every day to love, hate, and let readers swallow this kind of lame goods. What's more, people still have to spend money to buy genuine copies.

Second, please forgive me Qingyi, I plan to be an undertaker, this is my new business card, I have never wanted to put on makeup so much in my life, but I really want to do this to you, if you can pretend to be a little bit, I have hope for tomorrow's entrance exam, I have prepared a luxurious double coffin, can you agree to my request?

Ah brother," this passage should be said with a melting smile, forget about the domineering president, at least like the heartwarming big brother that often appears in women, you can never imitate it. ”

"And what are you going to do?" Xia Han took a sip of hot coffee dissatisfiedly.

"Then comes the key question."

For example, you should say this, I'm sorry sister, I have no money to support my family, and I bought a coffin with the last bit of money.

Then I will answer coldly, and I will walk out of the door of the ruins and say goodbye to you, then you can stay alone.

And then you will continue, that's weird, wasn't you the one who kept saying that you would always be with your brother?

No, I'm colder than I used to be.

But this is our hometown. That's a clever point of persuasion.

It doesn't matter at all, I replied.

"I've been messed up by you, forget it, don't play your game of play." Xia Han sighed, the next time is really difficult, if you want to talk to this nervous sister about various plots, it is better to help her quarrel in the comment area.

"You're wrong brother, the problem is here, my brother won't do this kind of thing like dying together."

"Really?" Lethargically looking at the lake view.

"Maybe you'll use violent means, like grabbing my wrists or tearing my socks, maybe it will really keep me out of the house, and then you'll say I'm sorry, it's so cold now, or I'll buy you socks for a while in the coffin."

You're really thinking too much.

"Your socks are hard to tear."

"Then buy me stockings in the afternoon, na, is my brother the stockings of Sister Weiyang? Are pantyhose or suspenders more tempting? Let's be honest. ”

Did you find out about this?

"How can there be ......?"

"Well...... I don't have to use this kind of indiscriminate tactics. Ching chin became annoyed, and beckoned the waiter to order a waffle.

It's as if you've been doing good things.

"What is more logical is my original plan, that is, you become a human trafficker and pull me onto the thief ship, and then we committed a lot of crimes together, all kinds of escapes, but in the end we couldn't escape the police net, and on a gorgeous night with flashing police lights, we died together in the ruins."

It makes sense, yes.

"But the problem is the coffin, we were not fully dead before the coffin was opened, and then we had to attend the trial."

If this were the case, the judge would eventually sentence the elder brother to life imprisonment and then the younger sister not guilty.

"Why are you innocent?" Xia Han was furious.

"I'm a victim too, okay?" Kiyoichi immediately retorted.

"That, that, the ...... you ordered," the waiter shuddered as he handed over the waffles, the cutlery shaking.

It's better to say something to her to prevent people from misunderstanding and then call the police, Xia Han was about to speak, Qingyi continued to add,

"After that, I visited my brother once a week in prison, and two years later, I wrote a letter to tell him that I had a new boyfriend...... I never came to see you again, well, how about this ending? ”

"You're ruthless enough."

"No, I killed myself."

"And then I'm going to have to die too?"

"Of course!" Seiichi nodded in satisfaction.

There were very few people in the dessert shop, and the voices of the brother and sister could be heard very clearly.

However, the waiter quickly adapted to this magical conversation, after all, after a few years of waiter life, all kinds of high-minded talk have been seen. Like what:

The second exam of my subject is all shady.

I can connect with millions of small and medium-sized enterprise resources, and the opposite counter says that I can connect with millions of college students.

I'm really sorry to be late, but I was having a cordial meeting with provincial and municipal leaders in the morning.

Once our project passes the A round, it can subvert the current Internet business model.

If the key links of the project hadn't been opened up last time, it would have been impossible to lose money.

I'm not completely sure about this operation, and I have to take care of my subordinates, but I can't let my brothers die in vain.

Lao Zhang next door knows it, with a turnover of 100 million a day and a valuation of 1 billion.

Isn't that earlier than us?

So in the eyes of the waiter, the topic of the brother and sister is quite acceptable.

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Just chatted whimsically for a morning and sorted out more than a dozen endings, and Seiichi fell into the sofa with great satisfaction.

By the way, this diversified dessert shop becomes a fast-food restaurant when it arrives at the meal.

So Xia Han naturally ordered two servings of fried chicken rice bowls, and Qingyi, who liked the honey sauce the most, was in a good mood.

Just then, a familiar figure appeared.

"Senior brother? You didn't go to school? Reassuring voices rang out behind the two of them.

"Weiyang?"

"Sister Weiyang looks so good today."

"This is a training uniform, with a special fireproof coating, and as for the committee, it is next to the West Lake, so I will come out for a walk at noon."

Wait a minute.

"White?"

"Well, what's wrong?"

"It's okay...... Let's change it back when you have time. He called for the waiter, and Weiyang sat down opposite.

"Well, I'll go back and change after eating, and there is no training arrangement in the afternoon," Weiyang smiled sweetly because he blushed after a morning of exercise, "Sorry I didn't tell you, I would have made an appointment for lunch if I knew you didn't go to school." ”

"It's okay, it's still too late, where do you want to go in the afternoon? Wait a minute, I'll see the reviews of nearby attractions. ”

"Well, please, I'll wash my hands." Weiyang stood up after ordering a rice bowl and milk tea, and turned around and added, "Look at Qingyi, don't let her steal me." ”

"It's really Sister Weiyang, do you think of me like this?"

In this way, a very happy time has come.

But ten minutes passed, and the food came up, but Weiyang hadn't shown up yet.

I always felt that something was wrong.