Chapter 60: Squirting in the face
At this time, Ye Xiaolong felt that he was enjoying it very much......
Police flower Fang Lingling used her slender fingers to pinch both sides of Ye Xiaolong's nose.
She opened two thin lips as red as roses,
She had taken a hard breath of air and took it in her mouth.
She bowed down her delicate body......
She poked her face down......
She looked at Ye Xiaolong's mouth that had been broken and opened wide,
When she was about to press down with her lips,
"Negative sentiment from Li Shuai, +999. ”
The fat man Li Shuai took an arrow step, rushed forward, pushed the police flower Fang Lingling away, and shouted:
"Let me come!"
Fang Lingling was pushed by Li Shuai.
"Ah!" Fang Lingling was frightened by Li Shuai's sudden push and screamed.
Then, a large mouthful of air in her mouth also leaked out.
Ye Xiaolong didn't thank the fat man at all after receiving the negative emotions of the fat man Li Shuai this time.
Instead, he wanted to stand up and scold the fat man's eight-generation ancestor again......
However, since Ye Xiaolong has dedicated himself to the "acting" career, he has to devote himself to the play at this time, and he can't get up!
Fang Lingling, who was pushed away by Li Shuai, was angry!
She punched Li Shuai's broad shoulder, and roared angrily:
"Li Shuai, why did you push me away? Don't you know that I want to do artificial respiration on Ye Xiaolong? This is a matter of human life!"
Li Shuai faced Fang Lingling's strong accusation, his face flushed, although he was punched by the police, but he felt that it was really a very happy thing to be beaten and scolded by his goddess!
It's always much better than his own goddess, who dedicated her first kiss to Ye Xiaolong, a bastard, in front of herself, right?
Li Shuai immediately replied in a humble manner:
"I'm also doing this for you and Ye Xiaolong!"
Fang Lingling ignored Li Shuai, she just glared angrily at this hateful fat man, she leaned down again, ready to do artificial respiration on Ye Xiaolong.
Li Shuai looked at his goddess, he really didn't change his original intention! This is ten cows can't pull it back, she wants to give Ye Xiaolong artificial respiration!
The fat man Li Shuai hurriedly came out of his head like beads of sweat......
He immediately stood in front of Fang Lingling, leaned down on his fat and wide body, and squatted beside Ye Xiaolong first.
Fang Lingling hurriedly shouted: "Li Shuai, you go out of the way." ”
"I'm not hiding!" Li Shuai said: "I can also give Ye Xiaolong first aid for artificial respiration!"
And, I'm fat, I have a lot of lung capacity!
My mouth is also very big, I can inhale more air and give it to Ye Xiaolong!"
After the fat man Li Shuai finished defending the angry Fang Lingling, he felt that he must strike first, no, he must speak first!
Everyone was horrified to see that this fat man, with his head tilted up to the sky, inhaled a large breath of air fiercely.
Then, this fat man also learned the appearance of Lingling, the police officer,
He used his chubby fingers to pinch the sides of Ye Xiaolong's nose.
He leaned down and weighed nearly 200 pounds......
He poked down his chubby, round face......
He looked at Ye Xiaolong's mouth that had been broken open and widened,
He pursed his two fat lips and pressed them downward......
Ye Xiaolong had already felt that the painting style was already very wrong!
Damn, it's disgusting!
Originally, Ye Xiaolong felt that he was holding up, how could this fat man not be so perverted, come and give me Ye Xiaolong, a big man, artificial respiration, right?
However, I really didn't expect that this fat man could really go down his mouth......
Just when the fat man's two fat lips were about to touch Ye Xiaolong's lips, in fact, they were only one centimeter away......
Ye Xiaolong is really, "It's tolerable, it's unbearable." His uncle can bear it, but his aunt can't bear it either!
Ye Xiaolong took a mouthful of old blood, and all of it was sprayed on the fat face of the fat man Li Shuai......
Ye Xiaolong's mouthful of old blood was the residual blood stain left in his mouth when he was fighting with the mutant old bull just now, and then, he spitted at the mouth, squirting out......
Then, Ye Xiaolong used the spirit snake in his [Turtle Breath Snake Attack] skill to attack quickly, and hurriedly turned over, dodging Li Shuai's forcibly pressed down, indescribable, disgusting lips as much as they wanted......
The thick lips of the fat man Li Shuai did not touch Ye Xiaolong, but kissed Mother Earth fiercely......
Although Ye Xiaolong turned over and avoided the kiss of the fat man Li Shuai, he did not rush to get up immediately.
Because he felt that if he stood up directly, it would be easy for Miss Police Flower to find out that he had just pretended to be seriously injured and unconscious......
"Cough, cough, cough, cough ......," Ye Xiaolong let out a violent coughing sound.
He slowly opened his eyes, pretended to be dying, and asked, "I...... What's wrong with me?"
"Negative sentiment from Li Shuai, +666. ”
Li Shuai, the fat man who raised his head, had blood on his face, and his thick lips were still stained with mud......
Li Shuai secretly scolded in his heart: Ye Xiaolong, what's wrong with you?
Lingling, the anxious police flower Fang, hurriedly leaned down, picked up Ye Xiaolong's upper body, and put it on her thigh, which had become almost horizontal due to squatting, and said with a frown:
"Xiaolong, are you awake? Did you pass out just now?"
"Is everyone okay, right? Did I kill that crazy old bull?" Ye Xiaolong asked deliberately to allay everyone's suspicions that he was pretending to be unconscious.
Fang Lingling nodded and said to Ye Xiaolong gratefully:
"Thanks to you, Xiaolong, you killed that mad old bull, otherwise, we would all have died under its crazy attack today.
By the way, Xiaolong, are you feeling better now?
Li Shuai and I, drive now, take you to the hospital for a check-up, see if your injuries are not light!"
"Huh?" Ye Xiaolong thought to himself, wouldn't it be revealing if he sent me to the hospital?
He hurriedly said, "No need. It's just that I used too much force in the fight with the crazy old bull just now, which led to a coma that may have been due to lack of oxygen. ”
Fang Lingling insisted on letting Ye Xiaolong go to the hospital for a check-up, so she said, "Xiaolong, you are injured, don't you be stiff......"
Ye Xiaolong didn't wait for her to finish speaking, so he said, "I really don't need it." Look at me, I can walk on my own. ”
After Ye Xiaolong finished speaking, he jumped up from Fang Lingling's fragrant arms with some reluctance and stood up.
He walked a few steps and came to Li Shuai, who was frantically wiping his fat face with a tissue.
Ye Xiaolong pretended to be puzzled and asked Li Shuai, "Why are you so bells and whistles?"
Li Shuai glared at Ye Xiaolong, who was smiling hippie, and said angrily: "Thank you for it......"
"Negative sentiment from Li Shuai, +666. ”
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At this time, the group of college students who came for the outing all smiled at Ye Xiaolong and nodded their heads to thank Ye Xiaolong for saving them all.
Of course, Ye Xiaolong gained another wave of positive emotional values......
This is the first time that Ye Xiaolong has received so many people to salute him, bending down to salute.
He felt a little embarrassed, after all, he was the one who got the most benefit because he devoured the attribute value of the mutated old bull, and saving them had already become a matter of convenience......
Ye Xiaolong scratched his hair with his hand and said embarrassedly:
"I'm not your elder uncle and uncle, and you bend down and bow to me like this, it really makes me feel like the scene of a memorial service!"
In an instant, the gratitude of that group of college students was gone......
They are all high-IQ existences, Ye Xiaolong's words, no matter how they listen to and think, they will feel extremely uncomfortable......
At this time, Ye Xiaolong was surprised to receive a large wave of negative emotions from this group of college students......
Ye Xiaolong was very puzzled, you were so grateful to me just now, now, why did you have so many negative emotions towards me?
Of course, Ye Xiaolong didn't pay attention to this stubble, he felt: Whether it is a positive emotional value or a negative emotional value, it is very useful to himself!
Bruce Lee turned to the group of college students who were leaving him, beckoning and shouting, "Eh...... What happened to the girl who was picked off by that crazy old cow just now?"
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