Chapter 315: Online Appointment
In Naruto's consciousness space, the Tailed Beast Tournament, which had never been held since the sealing of Kaguyahime, was in full swing.
Naruto's body, on the other hand, stood like a piece of wood in front of Tamu and the others.
In the Hokage's office, Tam took the tablet he had with him, and watched three episodes of the TV soap opera on the Internet in a desperate boredom before Naruto woke up from the Tailed Beast Conference.
"How?"
The first to speak was adult Sasuke: "Is there any progress?" ”
His brows furrowed tightly, and he was faintly dissatisfied with his good friend:
How can a simple information exchange meeting drag on for so long?
"Hmm"
Adult Naruto couldn't help but scratch his head in embarrassment, and a weak dry smile hung on the corner of his mouth:
"I'll be in touch next time"
It's not that the host Naruto is not very productive, but because the nine large, thorny-headed tailed beasts are not honest attendees in the first place.
Tam spent three full episodes of the TV series:
The first episode was basically spent on Naruto explaining the reason for the appearance of the two Nine-Tails and popularizing the concept of parallel worlds for the remaining earth overlords who were hiding in the barren mountains and mountains and didn't care about the world.
In the second episode, it was spent on a group of tailed beasts who couldn't look at each other taunting each other, and they were all talking about some old sesame seeds and rotten grains:
For example, two nine lamas and a one-tailed crane have started a "dispute" for thousands of years, I don't know how many times:
Relying on his own arrogant strength, the Nine Lamas put forward the Nine Lamas theorem that "the number of tails is proportional to the strength of the tailed beast" a long, long time ago, wanting the old guys to recognize their status as the first brother of the tailed beast.
However, the tailed beasts are all arrogant, and they don't obey each other.
Shouhe, who is a little weaker but has a hard mouth all his life, is even more unwilling to be convinced, and put forward the novel theory that "the size of the tail is proportional to the strength of the tailed beast" a long, long time ago.
Although Shou Crane has few tails, one of his tails is about the thickness of five or six tails of others;
Because of this contradiction in philosophy, Shouhe and the Nine Lamas have been fighting with each other for thousands of years, and other tailed beasts have also been involved in this grievance.
This is probably because the tailed beasts are immortal and immortal, and their lives are too long to be idle.
But no matter how funny the reason is, the end result is that the tailed beasts will fall into a habitual verbal confrontation as soon as they meet, and this time the sharp-toothed civet cat Shouhe even yells and curses with two nine lamas at the same time.
Last time, it was only by relying on the appearance of the Six Dao Immortals in the town that they could be harmonious, and the adult Naruto of the good old man obviously did not have that kind of prestige in front of the tailed beasts.
It was only in the third episode of the TV series that the masters of the ninja world finally reacted to Naruto's resentful gaze that this was a serious and important "pre-war seminar on dealing with the invasion of the evil forces of Otsuki".
First of all, an old fellow, Four Tails, has fallen into the hands of the enemy;
Secondly, it is still the clansmen of Otsuki Kaguyahime who do it, and their strength should not be underestimated;
Finally, the enemy made it clear that their target was the remaining Tailed Beasts.
No matter how you look at it, the situation is grim to the point of 100,000 urgency.
However, after a long dispute between the tailed beasts, the consensus reached was that they refused to join the division and fought separately.
"Why?"
Tam anxiously asked Naruto, who was conveying the spirit of the meeting in front of him, and secretly said in his heart:
If you don't make a big gathering, where can I find you to protect wild animals?
The adult Naruto smiled helplessly, after realizing his dream of becoming the Hokage, he repeatedly showed this powerless look:
"The tailed beasts felt that the four-tailed man had been caught because he had lived too close to humans and had been discovered."
"They think it's safer to continue to hide in the wilderness."
A cold sweat oozed from Tamu's forehead: these guys were right.
"Did the tailed beasts tell me their addresses?"
Tamu asked abruptly, his voice eager to reveal his true intentions.
Thinking that something was wrong, Tamu had to pretend to add casually:
"If I know the address, I can rush to help at a critical moment with my ability."
When he said this, the expression on Tamm's face was probably a failure;
This abrupt performance of enthusiasm made Itachi, who was playing with Tamu, couldn't help frowning.
Fortunately, Itachi's ability to fool his younger brother has been made into a passive skill, and just standing here has caused the originally vigilant adult Sasuke to suffer a blow to his intelligence, but it has fooled Tamu's clumsy performance.
"They didn't say the address."
Naruto has always been known for believing in his teammates, not only did he not have a trace of suspicion about the ill-intentioned Tamu, but there was a faint apology in his voice:
"The tailed beasts just said that if something happens in the future, they will contact each other."
After all, the tailed beasts who have endured hardships are wary of humans, and they are naturally reluctant to easily face humans with different minds and fierce enemies.
With the luck of their hidden kung fu and their attachment to their homeland and freedom, the tailed beasts finally decided to put their troops aside for the time being.
But as a result, the volunteer Tamu Immortal, who was bent on taking care of the wildlife himself, became anxious.
As soon as he returned from the Hokage's office, Tamu said to Itachi, who had returned with him:
"The tailed beasts are reluctant to come forward to assemble, and they don't even want to report an address, how can this be?"
“”
Itachi pondered for a moment, and could only sigh helplessly: "Our plan is still too taken for granted. ”
Tam's face flushed, as the chief planner of the operation, he had not spent as much time on the plan as he had on his tablet.
Itachi didn't blame Tamu either, but just laid out the facts and analyzed them:
"Now instead of luring the snake out of the hole, we are startling the snake."
"To make matters worse, we're in a dilemma."
Tamu nodded helplessly, he could also figure out the current situation:
In the Tailed Beast Conference, Naruto not only did not set out the addresses of the wild Tailed Beasts, but instead made the Tailed Beasts have a certain amount of suspicion;
If Tamu were to attack the only one who knew the whereabouts of the Eight-Tails, it would confirm the suspicions of the Tailed Beasts, and they would only be more cautious and cautious about hiding their whereabouts from the eyes of humans.
And if Tamu doesn't do anything, the tailed beasts who have always lived in seclusion will naturally not take the initiative to stand up and expose their whereabouts when nothing happens.
unless
"We've got to do it quickly, and the target has to be a wild tailed beast."
Itachi summed it up in a solemn tone:
"Only in this way can those tailed beasts believe that the big barrel wood clan has a special perception ability to detect the traces of tailed beasts, and can they be scared out of no one and hugged together."
"Alas!"
Tam let out a long sigh, "How easy it is to say this! ”
I don't know the address, how can I do it quickly?
Thinking of this, Tamu was very dissatisfied with the gold medal undercover nine lamas he had installed.
As soon as he returned to Hinata's house, as soon as he pushed the door, he opened his mouth and shouted to the nine lamas who had already arranged here to wait for the joint:
"Big fox!"
"Let you go undercover, why didn't you get any information back?"
Who knew that the Nine Lamas were also full of indignation, and he had just quarreled with Shouhe at the Tailed Beast Conference for an episode of the TV series, and he still had no anger to subside, no matter how much his younger brother Naruto appeased, he couldn't calm down.
When he met the Tamu Nine Lama who opened his mouth to reprimand, he was not ambiguous, and immediately used the tailed beast Chakra that escaped from the young Naruto to show his form and scolded casually:
"It's not because Shouhe's soul is weak!"
"The fat civet cat in another world is also so badly beaten!"
Tamu probably guessed the situation behind this, and was so angry that his multi-layered jaw shook:
"I asked you to go undercover, and you, you're too busy to quarrel with people?"
The Nine Lamas raised their heads proudly and admitted without shame: "It's just a few simple moves with Shouhe. ”
He used to rely mainly on the tailed beast cannon to speak, but in recent years, he has mainly relied on the output of the mouth cannon, and he has relied on one mouth to eat.
"You!"
Tam became more and more angry, and his already round body swelled like a slippery pufferfish.
"Hehe, don't worry."
The Nine-Tails showed a confident and disdainful sneer:
"I don't know what to do, the lesson I taught him has just begun."
Tam suddenly calmed down, and his eyes were full of anticipation when he looked at the Nine Lamas.
"This guy has a bad brain, and he can get his home address out with a little set."
The smile of the Nine Lamas carried the happiness unique to the evil forces: "I will have to treat him well later!" ”
"Definitely!"
Tam smiled wickedly, a small short hand and a fox's claw clasped tightly together.
The Land of Winds, the Endless Desert.
It is said to be the territory of the Land of Wind, but in fact, it has been a forbidden area for birds to fly since ancient times, and there will be no living creatures again.
In this vast desert, there is not even a pitiful trace of groundwater, and not even the tenacious Saxon tree can take root here.
However, there are also living creatures here, and that is the legendary beast that uses sand control as a natural ability.
Since returning to this desert after a long absence, Shoutsuru has entered a solitary life of enjoying freedom.
It was full of sand that he liked, and there were no annoying humans or a few of his rivals, and it was a pleasure to entertain oneself.
But just now, a special remote tailed beast meeting was suddenly held.
The powerful Otsuki clan, the tragically captured four-tails, and the potential for great danger are all important information in Shouzuru's mind
was set aside
The tendoned Shouhe has been immersed in the memories of the exciting battle that he had just sprayed with the two Nine Lamas.
As for intelligence or something, how can it be important to talk to the sworn enemy Nine-Tails?
He was already sharp-tongued and mean-spoken, and just now he played extraordinarily, fighting the beasts with his tongue, and even beat the so-called "Nine Lamas" in the parallel world, embarrassed and angry, and his ugliness was exposed.
It doesn't matter if he is parallel or not, if he is not in another world, there is no good thing if he has so many tails!
Shoutsuru leaned comfortably on the large sand dunes he had built, basking in the blazing sun of the desert leisurely, and his proud thick tail gently made a loud noise in the desert where no one was around.
Recalling the one-on-one "peak duel" between the former nine lamas and himself in private, Shouhe's heart was even more excited.
Shouhe, who had won a great victory in words, was full of pride, and the appearance of the nine lamas gritting his teeth was secretly replayed countless times in his heart.
Hahahaha!
This poor big fox, in the end, what does he say, "There is a kind of home address", "so that you can't see the sun tomorrow"?
Hahahaha!
What if I just give my address?
Can you still beat me along the "network cable"?
Shouhe thought so, and suddenly felt that he had steadily suppressed the nine-tailed one, and the status of the first brother of the tailed beast was just around the corner.
Then, not much time passed
Shouhe, who was basking in the sun, noticed that two "big birds" were flying high in the sky, casting two shadows that were obstructive.
The closer the two "big birds" get closer, the larger the projection produced by the sunlight.
Don't say it's tomorrow's sun, today's sun is obscured.